Chapter Ninety-Nine: Home

Yun Yue had no choice but to get off the horse, and was immediately pounced on by the obese Xiaobai. This guy is too fat, Yun Yue and Ben are not mentally prepared. A tongue with barbs washed Yun Yue's face, which felt absolutely immortal.

finally pushed Xiaobai away, and his outfit was already covered with muddy water. The muddy water flowed down the strands of hair, and it was as embarrassed as it was. Finished! Finished! The image of Yunhou in the north is ruined.

angrily slapped Xiaobai, but he didn't expect this product to slap back. Fortunately, I didn't stick my razor-like claws out of the pad. However, this slap also made Yun Yue a little dizzy.

The guards finally couldn't look at it anymore, and Qi Qi came up and dragged Xiaobai away. is the only big guy who can fight with Xiaobai.

The bearded knights looked curiously, and left and right for only two or three months. Why is the Yunjia Zhuangzi so lively now, and the people who are full of pits and valleys are staring at the group with big eyes.

The first to react was that the Yun family did not have a guard to go on the expedition, and more than a dozen guys with big shoulders and round waists rushed over from the crowd. Seeing Yun Yue kneeling down on one knee, he shouted loudly: "Welcome to the triumph of Hou Ye, Hou Ye is mighty!" ”

shouted three times like this, and the stunned people reacted. Men bow down, women squat. The Qin people generally did not kneel, except for the soldiers who welcomed the triumph.

Three hundred bearded knives drew their sabers and raised them in high cheers: "Yunhou is mighty!" Yunhou is invincible! "Their hearts have not yet accepted Great Qin, if the Qin army returns. It should be shouted that Great Qin is mighty, but no one cares about these at this time. Being able to defeat the most vicious Huns in the north gave a big sigh of anger to the three Qin fathers. Not to mention the Zhao people, even if they are Martians, they will receive the most honorable courtesy from the Sanqin fathers.

The people in the market automatically divided into two columns, and some of them were quick to take away the debris that had just been scattered on the ground. Yun Hou is desperate to fight for the face of our three Qin fathers, but he doesn't dare to let Yun Hou step on the filth and go home. The whole bazaar is up to the age of eighty. Down to the three-year-old naughty boy, there was no continuous salutation.

"O great hero! Great heroes who were able to defeat the Huns. ”

"Yunhou is mighty! Great Qin is mighty! The old Qin people are afraid of who will come! ”

Yun Yue walked all the way into Zhuangzi and saw the old man helping him up. Seeing a young person hug them and giving them a salute is a sign of arrogance. Now is a good time to win people's hearts, and if you don't brush up your prestige, you're sorry for lying in the ice and snow for a winter.

The old man who was helped up trembled, his eyes full of reverence.

"He is a good one, and he has five pigs. Yu Yu! He is a puffer, a hair of five pigs, and he is so happy! "The voice is desolate and high-pitched, and the unique charm is shocking.

As soon as he sang, the whole bazaar burst into singing. Although there are only these two sentences over and over again, the different tones show great variation.

This is the song of the old Qin people celebrating their victory after fishing and hunting, Yun Yue didn't understand it very well but knew the meaning. In general, the hunter went out to shoot the wild boar, and the arrow shot the female wild boar, and the arrow skill was really clever. Arrows are shot at the little boar. Archery is really brilliant.

Yun Yue thinks that it is too fucking appropriate to compare wild boars to the Huns. This grassland people, who have plagued the Huaxia people for hundreds of years, will eventually be defeated by the unified Huaxia people. Their children and grandchildren will flee to Europe and make even greater disturbances.

The Qin people who sang were solemn and solemn, and soon the atmosphere reached the extreme. An old fellow with white eyebrows came out, holding a huge bowl in his hand. It's really a fucking giant bowl, three big as Yun Yue's head. Later generations will call this thing a basin!

"The old man is ninety and two years old this year, and he has lived for almost a hundred years. You are the first general who can vent his evil anger on behalf of our old Qin people. Compared with Wu Anjun, he is not too reckless. Old man, I only use this wine to reward me as a Daqin warrior. The trembling old guy was holding a drink. From time to time, wine spilled. The strong smell of alcohol rushes straight to the nostrils, and the steamed wine ...... Yun family's steamed wine ...... Yun Yue knew when she smelled it that this was something similar to alcohol that she had made.

Looking at the full pot of spirits, think about the life of the huge cow drunk rather than dead. A feeling of being cocooned and bound ......!

Look at the size of this pottery bowl, and go down with a bowl of wine. Drunken death is inevitable, and drunkenness is a fluke.

The old man looked at Yun Yue with bright eyes with wine. There is not the slightest thrill of murder. His face was full of reverence and joy, but what the fucking old bastard did was real murder.

You can't refuse such an old guy, and the ninety-two-year-old guy doesn't have to give a salute even if he sees King Qin. During the Warring States period, there was a shortage of clothes and few clothes. At every turn, armed groups ranging from 100,000 to 1 million people were beaten. To live to this age, I have to say that this is a wonderful flower.

Yun Yue was about to cry, you are an old man. Lao Tzu has never offended you, why should you harm me, a little seedling of Daqin. Looking at the huge bowl in the old man's hand, he really didn't have the courage to take it.

The old man held it like this, and the whole street was silent. They all looked at Yun Yue with their eyes, and waited until the triumphant general drank it all. As for whether they will beat people and destroy things after drinking, or directly get drunk to death, it is not within the scope of their consideration.

Yun Yue's hands trembled more than the old man, and she trembled and took the huge bowl of steamed wine. Definitely not exciting! By no means! Yun Yue is looking forward to sprinkling a little more, and it would be good to be able to sprinkle one more drop.

The steamed wine was sprinkled on the ground, and suddenly the wine was steaming, and people could smoke people to blush without drinking and smoking.

"Bless the sky of my bitter boy!" Yun Yue picked up the wine bowl and threw it on the ground.

The old man was shocked, but it was right to pay tribute to the sky. According to the thoughts of relatives, it is so big that the country moves knives and guns. As small as the grain harvest, the daughter-in-law gave birth to a child, and it was all taken care of by God. He couldn't refute it, but nodded in approval.

Yun Yue's head is a little big, this bowl is too fucking big. It's only spilled out less than half of it, and it's weighed in his hand. There are no two catties, but also one and a half catties. Thinking about how much you drink, no! You have to splash!

"To the Heroic Spirits who died in battle!" Wow, the wine in the bowl spilled out again.

"Good ......!" The crowd applauded, and the Qin people were fighting the most desperately on the battlefield. The fact that the fallen were so respected by the commander in chief can be regarded as a great consolation to the families of the deceased. Some young people are enthusiastic, and it is worth it to die in battle with such a general.

Looking at the remaining residual wine, there is still a little more than one or two. You can't sprinkle it again this time, or it'll be gone.

Drinking the remnants of the wine in the bowl in one gulp, the crowd erupted in even louder cheers. The old man nodded in satisfaction and arched his hand to get out of the way. At this moment, the cheers were like thunder, and the Qin people expressed their respect for the warriors in their own way.

The middle door of Yunfu was wide open, and the grandmother poured out with people of all sizes in the family.

"Yun Yue has seen grandma!" Yun Yue knelt on one knee, her red cloak covered in muddy water. has a face of wind and dust, no different from a general on the battlefield.

"It's back! It's good to be back, it's good to be back! With tears in her eyes, the old grandmother wiped the muddy water from Yun Yue's face.

Xia Ju's eyes were full of hope, and her hands kept stirring the silk cloth in her hands. I can't wait to twist the poor silk cloth into two pieces, which shows that she used the greatest restraint to not throw herself into Yun Yue's arms.

Xiaoya had no scruples, and rushed into Yun Yue's arms like a cannonball from her grandmother. Without saying a word, he opened his mouth and cried.

"Xiaoya doesn't cry, my brother is back. Who dares to bully you, brother discounts his legs! ”

"Brother, I cut off my little white beard. It doesn't eat...... Woo......! ”

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Stepping over the brazier, my aunt lit a wisp of grass of unknown origin. The smell is very choking, it has serious chemical weapon attributes, and Yun Yue, who was whipped by this kind of thing, has the urge to kill. It is said that this thing can drive away the evil spirits on the battlefield, and Yun Yue thinks that they are right, even ghosts can't stand such devastation.

Finally got through it, sitting in a large tub of warm bath water, not to mention how comfortable it was.

A large group of women gathered in the courtyard, and Xia Ju was embarrassed to go in with a red face. How can this work, when you sleep, you are a member of the Yun family. I'm embarrassed now, the Yun family is the only seedling. I'm always embarrassed when I will be able to hold my great-grandson. Today's children, why are they so ignorant!

Seeing her aunt and aunt covering her mouth and smiling ambiguously, grandma was angry and didn't fight anywhere. My aunt is just thirty years old this year, so she doesn't want to find someone to marry. It's just eating at home all day long and waiting for death, but he also laughs at his grandson and daughter-in-law.

The angry grandmother slapped her aunt twice and drove away a group of little girls who were chattering like sparrows. pulled Xia Ju and pushed it in, and with a "bang", the door was bolted from the outside.

"Take care of the old body, whoever dares to come in and disturb will discount his legs!" Grandma threw down a sentence domineeringly, and ran to the backyard with a group of minions. There will be a grand banquet tonight, and the grandson's triumphant return should be celebrated.

Yun Yue shook her shawl long hair, this feeling was very uncomfortable. Half an inch is used to staying, and now this head shape is as awkward as it is. After washing my hair for a while, it still made people feel comfortable. Long hair is easy to attract parasites, this is the common knowledge of later generations. In this era of lice, Yun Yue didn't want that kind of little creature to crawl all over his head.

Sink your head deep in the tub and prepare not to count a hundred. There was a "clang" from the outrooms, followed by footsteps. A flower-like face appears in front of you, is it an illusion? Yun Yue suddenly emerged from the bath bucket, and the splash sprayed Xia Ju's body.

"Lang Jun......!" Xia Ju was still twisting, her face was red like a monkey's buttocks, and even her neck seemed to be congested.

"Grandma let the slave family serve Lang Jun to bathe ......!" The thin voice was like a mosquito calling, and I didn't know where the bravery of the cave room that day had gone.

The fair-skinned Rouyi picked up the loofah pulp and rubbed it gently on Yun Yue's back. From time to time, I still scratch my skin with my fingernails, oh my God! Even if it's a rock, it's time to react.

"Ah......h With a coquettish cry, Xia Ju was pulled into the bathtub. (To be continued......)