Chapter Seventy-Three: No Jokes

1. "Xuanwei, are you willing to worship under my door?" ”

The ceremony was quite simple, but Sun Fujia, the boss of Dali Temple in Chang'an, and Lu Feibai, who was the "Anhuang Observation Envoy" of the school, all took time to go to Wuhan.

Cui Ye, whose name is Xuanwei, Cui Shen's eldest son, a fart child in his early three years, became the youngest student under Zhang Demen.

This is for Cui Shen to see, so that he can rest assured and honestly continue to go to the black on the road of no return against humanity and society.

"Call you sir, can you get a monkey?"

"I have arithmetic number theory, if you learn it, you can be called the ancestor of arithmetic."

"Can you get a monkey?"

"If you don't learn, it's okay. I also have a set of construction methods, unique in the world, if you learn, forty years for the master craftsman, in a high position, can be compared to the reincarnation of the son. ”

"Can you get a monkey?"

Syllable!

Cui Zong couldn't stand it anymore, so he slapped his grandson when he went up, monkey monkey, how do you know monkeys, monkeys eat your bananas?! So worried about monkeys!

"Congratulations, congratulations......"

The messenger of justice, Senior Brother Sun of Dali Temple, looked happy: ", this is also the first time you have put on a show, let's take in apprentices." ”

"What's the matter, my protΓ©gΓ©s are all over the world, is there one less? I am looking at my friendship with Brother Ji Xiu, so I am doing something special. ”

"It's still you who said."

After Sun Fujia was appointed as the secretary of Dali Temple, he was also paddling all day long. As the president of the Supreme Court, he did not have a good time, mainly because many of those who were to be shot were sentenced to exile, and the abolition of the death penalty was absolutely unacceptable for the first champion in human history.

However, the vast number of "grassroots" compatriots strongly hoped for it, the vast number of colleagues in the DPRK made careful suggestions, and the vast number of top bosses repeatedly demanded it, so the most popular sentence in the Zhenguan Dynasty was "wifeless imprisonment" or "life imprisonment". In short, if you are born in the wrong car, life will be difficult, it is certain.

Sometimes in order to go to the northwest to make money and get people, businessmen sometimes have to inquire about the news in advance, such as who and whose family was sentenced to a "wifeless prison" by the whole family. Then this is exquisite, you say that you are a Han Chinese, go to the northwest, and can't stand the fox smell of the bearded girl, this year Amway brand flavor is expensive, this is not a "body fragrance" girl warm bed, to work for three years and five years, not too much.

Rough men like Zan Junmo and Liang Mengbiao went to Huang Guanzi's real people to pretend to be forced on errands, wouldn't it also be very beneficial?

So Senior Brother Sun's days in the Supreme Court were all day long fighting against evil forces. If it weren't for personal moral discipline, it would have been ousted a few years ago.

"Senior brother, why hasn't Dali Temple moved to Luoyang yet?"

Speaking of this, Sun Fujia also looked entangled, "You may not believe it when you say it, the 'Beiya Forbidden Army' also has a torture hall, and it has the emperor's order, so there is a law to follow." ”

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This style of painting, Lao Zhang suddenly tightened the chrysanthemum, this Nima is the Tang Dynasty or not the Tang Dynasty?

Senior Brother Xiaobai on the side also had a tangled look on his face: "Yousi also suggested to the three provinces, but they were all rejected. The people of Shangshu Province don't do anything, and now they are like this. ”

"That is, now His Majesty is wise and decisive, if it is ......"

It is really ...... to entrust the wealth of his whole family to the emperor Shengming The egg hurts, the egg hurts.

"There's nothing you can do about it, what else can you do?"

Lu Feibai was full of emotion, and suddenly said again, "I went to the Anhuang Observation Envoy of the Year Inspection School, I heard that the Turks, Tiele and the leaders of various tribes are going to the Khan and the Little Khan." ”

"What do you mean?"

Lao Zhang didn't know much about this, and he still didn't understand why Li Simo was both the king of the county and what kind of khan, and what kind of ambassador he was.

"The Turkic, Khitan and Han tribes outside the Han Dynasty, only the 'Sage Khan', each ministry has a kind of prefecture and county. As for how it will be compiled, it has not yet been decided. However, the southern army of the Monan army died Shule, and the Western Turks claimed that the ministers went to the Khan and fled westward, which is where this matter is followed. ”

is not the same as Zhang De's news, Senior Brother Xiaobai relies on his father's old cadre activity center. Speaking of which, the activity center for veteran cadres also has benefits, although the news is closed, it also depends on who to see what situation, this kind of thing to draw nourishment from the previous dynasties, and find the advantages and disadvantages from the past dynasties, or the old cadres have experience.

Besides, there is not only one emperor who wants to die or not, and the old man Lu has been shouting that he is going to die for almost ten years, and he is still standing up to work with Cao Xian to compile their respective accumulations into "Words and Words". One is an old demon who learns from exegesis, and the other is an old monster in the anthology, who jointly stir up trouble, and there is no opponent in the entire Tang Dynasty's cultural circles.

Lu Deming, who didn't die, is well maintained, and he can still rub a spinning top every day, which is more slippery than rubbing a master ball, and his body and mind are all supported by material civilization.

It can be seen that people like the old master are also divided into groups.

In the end, people like Cao Fuzi are still rare, whether in terms of moral discipline or personal cultivation, they are all outstanding and convincing.

As for a certain baron of Wu County who has a bad taste, he took words for his apprentice and specially asked Xunzi for hexagrams, which shows that he is not convinced of the old.

"According to my brother's words, is it not the Turks who fled westward, but the king's expulsion?"

Lao Zhang was originally joking, but Lu Feibai and Sun Fujia both nodded with normal faces: That's right, you are right, according to the current process, if the Turks run faster than anyone else, it is because their king, their khan, drove them away.

Ouch......

Lao Zhang, who almost flashed his waist, suddenly had a thought: What is this? A dualistic empire or a one-point-five-element empire?

The emperor of the Tang Dynasty was not only the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, but also the khan of the steppe wanderers? If this is a dualistic empire, the population of the grassland is too small to see, and the right to speak is basically zero. But if you want to say that "Saint Khan" doesn't count, then you can't, there are still mobile Wubao in the Lai Duodu Protectorate, is it a cement pyramid for future generations to admire?

For a while, Lao Zhang suddenly felt that Li Dong's cock had exploded!

Then I felt that Yang Jian's dick had no friends, and at the beginning of the Sui Dynasty, he actually made a "Sage Khan" a zero-point version of it? If this is to provide Yang Jian with advanced life-sustaining technology, wouldn't it be a fun flight?

"Luoyang seems to have changed."

Lao Zhang sighed with emotion, looking at Li Dong's series of routines, I am afraid that it is not only necessary to dismember the super big families of the five surnames and Qiwang, but also the south and north of the desert, the north and south of Jinshan, the north and south of Tulun, and the east and west of the river...... Heaven and earth are chessboards, and all beings are chess pieces.

This must be those "upstarts" in Luoyang, some were bought by Li Dong, some were co-opted by Li Dong, and some were intimidated by Li Dong, and then they formed a ball, on this basis, seeking more simple and crude "profits". Since the momentum is unstoppable, Li Dong simply makes himself the biggest winner in the general trend?

Lao Zhang thought so in his heart, but immediately pondered again, if he really played like this, Li Dong was afraid that sooner or later he would be jumped on the grave.