Chapter 126: More vase than a vase

It seems that Fu Junyao is 'very' self-aware, Zhou cub, this girl and the kitchen must not touch, once they do, the things created are absolutely terrifying. Fastest update access: щщщ.79XS.сОΜ.

"I think she's doing the right thing, and it's better to put up a sign in front of the kitchen that says don't let the cubs enter." Jiang Nan agreed with Fu Junyao's approach very much, and silently praised him in his heart.

"What do you mean? You're saying I can't cook? Zhou cub was obviously a little unconvinced.

"No, you misunderstood me, I just wanted to say that you are a 'flower' vase."

"You ......"

Which 'girl' child can stand others saying that she is a 'flower' vase, Zhou cub is about to rush in and Jiangnan theory in a huff, but take two steps forward, Zhou cub jumped to the side in fright, stretched out his hand and pointed to Jiangnan's side, and shouted, "It's on fire!" It's on fire, put out the fire!! ”

Jiang Nan turned his head unhurriedly and looked at it, it turned out that there was no vegetables in the pot, and the temperature was too high, so the fire broke out.

"'Stir up' a 'hair', this ignition will ...... you You, you, you, you! ”

Before Jiangnan finished speaking, the last word was completely fixed on 'you', and those who didn't know thought it was a card.

I saw that Zhou cub didn't know when he had picked up a cup full of water, and threw it towards the burning iron pot.

Call!

Jiangnan didn't have time to stop it, a glass of boiled water had already entered the iron pot, and the fire was even bigger in the crackling sound, which not only smoked the white 'colored' range hood to black, but also almost set Jiangnan's clothes on fire.

"Ahh Zhou cub didn't expect that he would be unhelpful, and jumped up in fright again.

It's just that this time it jumped directly to Jiang Nan, who was close at hand.

"Get off me, you koala!"

Jiang Nan's forehead was uncontrollably dripping with beads of sweat, and he didn't know if it was hot, or if he was 'scared' by Zhou Cub's big strip.

Quickly pick up the lid of the pot with one hand and buckle the iron pot that is rubbing and rising, and turn off the switch of the stove with the other hand, so as to extinguish the fire!

"You've fed the dog after reading books for so many years, what a waste of nine years of compulsory education!"

Jiang Nan wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, and drank angrily and hugged his Zhou cub.

"That's not taught in the book! Even if you teach, it's just a casual mention, and you don't practice it on the spot, who knows. Zhou cub pouted, a little aggrieved.

"Are you still reasonable? Dead reading, dead reading, dead reading, it's nerd like you who know? Even if it's not taught in the book, you should always know the most basic common sense, right? ”

This is the first time that Jiangnan has condescendingly and domineeringly scolded Zhou cub, and the most important thing is that this girl didn't dare to refute, she lowered her head aggrievedly, and her fingers kept 'playing' the corners of her clothes.

"You're right, you're not a 'flower' vase, you're not a 'flower' vase, you're more 'flower' than a 'flower' vase, you're a 'flower' bed." The 'flower' vase is beautiful but has no connotation, not only do you not even have connotation, just like the 'flower' altar is clumsy! ”

Jiang Nan hurriedly pushed it out of the kitchen, for fear that Zhou Cub would do something big again, "You better go to the sofa and watch TV!" I kind of understand that for a 'girl' like you, as long as you stay in one place and don't do anything, that's already your greatest contribution to the earth! ”

"What about dinner? Sister Junyao is coming back soon. ”

It's all this time, and the girl Zhou cub is still thinking about dinner.

"It's all said, call for takeout!"

"Takeout is not delicious!"

"Thank God, with any of the worst out**, the things you make are not at the same level as other people's, at least other people's can eat, your ...... Hey, forget it, let's talk about spicy eyes! ”

Jiang Nan didn't want to recall the terrifying picture just now, shook his head and said, "In short, what you made is a stain and dross of the word food!" ”

"I ......"

"I really don't want to order takeout, so wait for Junyao to come back and go out to eat together."

Jiang Nan didn't talk nonsense with the other party, and continued to put forward opinions while cleaning up the mess, "These days, toilets are hard to find, and restaurants that can fill your stomach are all over the street!" ”

"You're not here these days, Sister Junyao and I eat out every day, and we're tired of eating!"

"! You are really special to feed, whoever marries you in the future, the ancestors will jump out of the grave in anger. ”

Jiang Nan really didn't expect the eldest lady of Zhou cub to have such a heavy temperament, and exhaled a long breath, "Look at what else is in the refrigerator, I'll cook tonight." ”

Anyway, I haven't eaten all day, so I just made a piece to eat.

"You know how to cook?" Cub Zhou's eyes widened in surprise.

"Half of the soldiers in the army can cook!" Jiang Nan responded angrily.

Soldiers who have been fighting outside for a long time, or even training in no-man's land, will unconsciously learn to cook because they have to find a way to feed themselves, but more often they eat it raw, after all, it is not only nutritious, but also more time-saving.

Jiang Nan told the truth, this is what he heard Mu Lei say.

"Hurry up and see what's in the fridge, don't be stunned."

"Oh!" Zhou cub nodded subconsciously, hurriedly ran to the refrigerator, and ran back in a few seconds, carrying a few strings of fire 'legs' and two pieces of lean 'meat' in his hands, "Ah, that's all there is left." ”

"That's all, I'll bake them alive."

Jiang Nan knew that the refrigerator was stuffed with all kinds of snacks, and it must have been bought by Zhou Cub in front of him, and it was not his own money that was 'spent', so Jiang Nan didn't say anything.

"Still baked? You didn't eat enough at the campfire last night? ”

"I don't bake the same as theirs."

Jiangnan didn't talk nonsense either, and soon everything was ready and baked.

It didn't take long for Zhou cub to appreciate how different the barbecue 'meat' in Jiangnan was.

Not to mention that it is not delicious, the smell of fragrant fragrance has been constantly drilling into the nose, especially the burnt and browned, bubbling roasted 'meat', which is particularly eye-catching, making people swallow saliva unconsciously.

The ingredients in the kitchen were quite sufficient, and Jiang Nan quickly found a few condiments he wanted, stirred them indiscriminately, and threw them on the grilled meat.

With a snort, the flames rose more than a meter high, which frightened Zhou cub to scream again, and looked at Jiangnan who was busy in the kitchen in amazement.

Fu Junyao pushed the 'door' and entered the villa at this time, and heard Zhou cub screaming, thinking that something had happened.

After hurrying over, I was also frightened by the 'hot' kitchen.

As if he had discovered a new continent, Zhou Cub pulled Fu Junyao to tell what had just happened.

"Don't talk, do you have red wine at home? Grab a bottle and come over. ”

Jiang Nan also found that Fu Junyao was back, and said a word to the two 'women' who had been watching him busy in front of the kitchen 'door'.

I don't know why Jiangnan always feels that the eyes of the two 'women' looking at him are like suddenly seeing a bear shaking hands at the zoo, which is very unnatural.