Seeing the two Taoist priests coming in, Wu Haogu secretly screamed in his heart!

Because of the matter of the king Zhao Ji, Wu Haogu had already told Guo Jing and Liu Wuji. And in today's scene, if the two god sticks can't see that Zhao Xiaoyi is Zhao Ji, they don't mix in the god stick world.

But once Guo Jing and Liu Wuji broke Zhao Ji's identity, then ...... It's not fun.

Although the comment of "Duanwang frivolous" is circulated in the annals of history, and it has also been recognized. But Zhao Ji doesn't know now, and he won't know that most of the people in this room know his true identity.

So once it is broken, then Zhao Ji is very likely to pick up the stinky shelf of Prince Da Song and not play with everyone in the future.

How boring is this!

Moreover, what is the identity of Wu Haogu, Ji Yizhi, and Su Dalang? Why should you tie up with a high-ranking prince?

If it weren't for Zhao Ji's playfulness and his brother Zhao Xu, would you want to kneel and lick you?

Therefore, when I saw Guo Jing and Liu Wuji paying homage to Zhao Ji, the three guys who were bent on patting Zhao Ji's ass all raised their hearts to their throats.

But don't say anything "Meet His Royal Highness King Duan"! It's bad to say it......

But fortunately, after the two gods finished worshipping, they flashed aside without saying a word.

What's going on?

Zhao Ji was confused at this time, he originally thought that his true identity was seen through by two Taoist priests. But why did the two Taoist priests stop speaking after they finished worshipping?

What do you mean?

Why do they worship themselves?

Zhao Ji was a little strange, looked at Guo Jing and Liu Wuji and asked, "Why do the two Yuke worship me?" ”

Guo Jing heard the question and recited the sentence "Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable", and then replied with a smile: "Poor Dao drank a few more cups before going out today, so when he entered the door, he was dazzled and regarded Lang Jun as the Heavenly Dao Jun, so he worshipped it...... It really made Lang Jun laugh. ”

What the? Do you see me as the Great Dao Jun? What kind of eyes are these?

Zhao Ji found it interesting, and asked Liu Wuji again: "What about you?" Did you drink too much? ”

Liu Wuji smiled: "Poor Dao didn't drink too much. ”

Zhao Ji asked again: "Then do you also see me as the Great Daojun?" ”

"Nope." Liu Wuji said, "It's just that Poor Dao dreamed of Xiyi Ancestor yesterday, and he said that Poor Dao has an immortal fate today, and he can see the immortal monarch of the lower mortals." When he saw Lang Jun just now, he knew that what the ancestor said was true, so he worshipped it. ”

The ancestor of Xiyi is Chen Jun, a great man in the early Song Dynasty of the fifth dynasty, who was named Mr. Baiyun by Zhou Shizu, and Song Taizu named him Mr. Xiyi. It is said that he lived for 118 years and died in Zhang Chaogu of Huashan in the early years of Duangong in the Northern Song Dynasty.

Later, this Mr. Xiyi was regarded as an immortal by Taoists and called Xiyi Ancestor or Chen Tuan Ancestor.

Chen Kuan's ancestor dreamed that Zhao Ji was an "immortal monarch", which was possible in Zhao Ji's opinion...... Because he was originally a "descendant of God", his ancestor was Zhao Gongming!

"Interesting, kind of interesting." Zhao Ji listened to the words of the two, and only smiled faintly on the surface, but he remembered these two Taoist priests in his heart.

Zhao Ji paused and asked, "I don't know where the two Yuke have the big names and names, where do they practice?"

Guo Jing said: "Poor Guo Jing, known as Qingxuan, practiced in Haidong Yuntai Xianshan. Then he pointed to Liu Wuji beside him, "This is Liu Wuji, known as Qingxu, and he is in Yuntai Xianshan with Poor Dao." ”

"Yuntai Immortal Mountain?" Zhao Ji is very interested in this topic, he not only likes immortals, but also loves to play, but unfortunately as a prince, he can only wander around the boundary of Kaifeng Mansion.

"But the Yuntai Mountain of Yuzhou, which is 'lush and lush on the sea, and the abbot Yingtai is indispensable'?"

"Exactly." Guo Jing smiled and pointed to the Wuhao Ancient Road, "Poor Dao met this Mr. Chongdao in Yuntai Mountain." ”

"Oh?" Zhao Ji smiled and asked, "Da Lang, have you also been to Yuntai Mountain?" ”

"I've been," Wu Haogu said, "and I also painted a picture of Yuntai Mountain Residence on Yuntai Mountain." ”

"Yuntai Mountain Residence Map"? Where is it? ”

Wu Haogu said with a smile: "In the martial arts painting restaurant on Panlou Street, if you want to see it, just send someone to pick it up tomorrow." ”

"Yuntai Mountain Residence" is a landscape painting, but it is not an ordinary landscape, but a realistic landscape painting. The beautiful scenery of Yuntai Mountain shrouded in clouds and mist is perfectly recorded on the painting silk.

"Okay, good," Zhao Ji laughed, "I'll call someone to pick it up tomorrow." ”

He really wants to travel in the world, but unfortunately he was born in heaven, so he is destined to lack the freedom of mortals, and he can only see the beautiful scenery of Yuntai Mountain through Wu Haogu's paintings.

……

Fengle Building, the sound of silk bamboo and laughter came from the No. 1 private room on the second day of the middle school.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, it is really time for the guests and hosts to enjoy themselves. For the first time, Duan Wang Zhao Ji, who made friends with people as a "cloth scholar", also enjoyed the happiness of a scholar. It seemed happier than he expected...... In the silk bamboo and singing of the musicians accompanying the banquet, Zhao Ji even felt that if he was not born in the emperor's family, but an ordinary scholar, with his own talent to play the world, he would probably be happier than now, right?

Wu Haogu, who is a little greedy for cups on weekdays, has no wine interest today, and every time he picks up the wine bowl, he just takes a shallow sip. Because he needs to stay sober enough to deal with Zhao Ji, and at the same time, he also has to observe the every move of Ji Yi, Mi Youren, Su Dalang, Guo Jing, and Liu Wuji.

Not to despise them, but to learn from them!

After all, the Great Song Dynasty is a feudal society! It can't be compared with the new China of later generations, without sycophants, without telling lies, it is impossible to achieve great things with an iron backbone. Even if that kind of person doesn't go to Yalong Bay to live in a seaview villa, he won't get the favor of a faint monarch like Song Huizong.

Without the favor of the faint king, there is no problem in being a good official who has left a name in history, but it is impossible to do great things to save the country and save the people.

So if you want to do something, you have to make Song Huizong happy first!

And to coax Song Huizong...... It's not enough to just kowtow to be a slave, this thing doesn't eat this set at all.

Besides, he wants someone to kowtow to him, why pretend to be Zhao Xiaoyi? Wouldn't it be okay to just call Wu Haogu to Duanwangfu to kowtow?

This "Daojun" who was born in the heavenly family wants the kind of leisure and happiness of being a mortal.

There is real history to prove this!

Just when Wu Haogu was learning from the "sycophants", Ji Yiji suddenly led the topic to the calligraphy and painting competition between Wu Haogu and "Zhao Xiaoyi".

"Brother Xiaoyi, to be honest, it's not fair for you to compete with Wu Dalang's painting skills."

"Unfair?" Zhao Ji was stunned, "Where is it unfair?" ”

Ji Yi said with a smile: "For example, the paper "Bishamen Tiantu", Wu Dalang drew according to people, and you painted according to it...... The difficulty here is very different! ”

That's right! It doesn't seem fair.

Zhao Ji thought about it and nodded.

Ji Yi said again: "If you really want to fight, you should be fair, and you should draw it according to real people." ”

Wu Haogu heard this and said in his heart: Then Song Huizong still has to lose so much that he can't find it in the north?

"Who do you draw?"

Zhao Ji asked with great interest.

He compared paintings with Wu Haogu, one is the "first person in the painting" who is not convinced by Wu Haogu; The second is playfulness, the prince's life is too boring, and he just has fun for himself.

He doesn't care if he wins or loses, all he cares about is the fun process.

"Draw beauty." Ji Yi said, "It can't be a familiar beauty...... In case one side is familiar with the drawing. That's not fair! ”

"Yes, that makes sense." Zhao Ji nodded, feeling that although this Ji Yi was a sesame mung bean official, he still had a little bit of knowledge.

"Who are you going to draw?" Wu Haogu interjected at this time and asked, "Do you want to draw the ink lady?" ”

Ji Yi shook his head and smiled: "Mo Niangzi, you have already painted, this is a good advantage." ”

Wu Haogu thought to himself: It's the "Ink Lady Dance Picture" that Zhao Ji is going to come, and he won't be able to come without a year or two of hard work!

Ji Yi glanced at Wu Haogu, then looked at Zhao Ji, and said with a smile: "It's better like this, why don't you take the opportunity of this Kaifeng Mansion Oiran Competition, draw ten pictures of Oiran each, and then hang them in Wang Lou, Pan Lou, Fengle Lou, Yuxian Lou, Qingfeng Lou and Eight Immortal Towers and Cai Fang Lou, so that the scholars and people of Kaifeng Mansion can choose a winner?" ”

What the?

If you want Zhao Ji to paint the Oiran too, you have to compete with yourself, and you have to paint ten pictures at a time, this Ji Yi shouldn't have planned it a long time ago, right?

When Wu Haogu thought of this, he suddenly realized.

This Ji Yizhi turned out to be in the next big game of chess!

Spend a lot of money to hold an Oiran competition, and then ask yourself to paint a portrait of the winning Oiran, plus this time I took out the housekeeper Mo Niang to model for myself...... All of this turned out to be in the layout, and the purpose of the layout was to lead Zhao Ji, the future emperor, into the game!

And the purpose of introducing Zhao Ji into the bureau, needless to say, is naturally to make a fool......

With this kung fu and thought, it can be called the first in the world in today's Great Song Dynasty!

It seems that this Ji Yiji official is ranked among the seven thieves in this time and space...... Uh, maybe it's the Eight Thieves (plus a rice thief Yuren)!

"Okay!" Zhao Ji didn't realize that he had fallen in love with Ji Yi's Dao, but shouted loudly: "Da Lang, what do you think?" Are we better than the last one? ”

"Compare to compare!" Wu Haogu glanced at Ji Yi with a smile, "I don't know what color is there?" ”

"It's a colorful head," Ji Yi said with a smile, "How about copper coins?" ”

Coins?

Wu Haogu and Zhao Ji were stunned at the same time, the money is good...... But isn't it a little vulgar?

Ji Yi smiled: "Since you want to ask the scholars and the common people to comment, how can you make a comment?" My method is to throw copper coins. Put a basket under the two paintings, and whoever they think is good at painting will throw a copper plate into it, and if they don't have many votes, they will cast one.

In the end, you only need to count the number of copper plates, and you can divide the top and bottom. And the winning side will take all the copper plates, how? ”

Isn't that a vote? Ji Yi is really good at thinking!

"Interesting, so interesting!" Zhao Ji smiled, "This method is good, so do it!" ”