Chapter 946: Fart Bursts Pants!
"Hou Deping, you don't have to be too happy, Weiyuan Company has not announced its partners in public, I will never give up until the last moment, let alone believe your nonsense!" An Yujia said very stubbornly and spinely.
"I really don't shed tears when I don't see the coffin, okay! Anyway, this bidding will start soon, Weiyuan Company will soon announce who the partner is, and it will not be too late for me to come and slap you in the face at that time! Hou Deping said with a sneer very arrogantly.
Ye Lengfeng took a step forward and stood in front of An Yujia, he actually dared to bully the woman next to him, he was really tired!
"I said your mouth still stinks so much, it looks like you want me to keep it shut forever for the rest of your life!" Ye Lengfeng smiled playfully, looked at Hou Deping and said.
Hou Deping was so frightened that he hurriedly retreated, the unstoppable arrogance just now was completely gone, for fear that Ye Lengfeng would slap him away again.
"Ye Lengfeng, you wait for me, wait!" Hou Deping was so angry that he trembled, but there was nothing he could do about Ye Lengfeng.
"Are you threatening me again?" Ye Lengfeng asked with an indifferent smile.
"I don't have to threaten you at all, because you've touched my bottom line, and I can swear that you'll die an ugly death!" Hou Deping gritted his teeth and looked at Ye Lengfeng and said.
"Really? But I've never been afraid of death since I was a child, and it seems wrong to scare me with death! Ye Lengfeng said with a smile.
"You're not afraid of death? Really can be forked, okay! You remember what you say now, and don't fart when the time comes! Hou Deping looked at Ye Lengfeng mockingly and said.
"Fart? What I've said definitely counts, but you're really a good fart......"
Ye Lengfeng's voice just fell.
Hou Deping felt a pain in his stomach, gurgling, and a powerful gas drilled into the chrysanthemum from his stomach.
Disheveled!
There was a muffled sound.
This muffled sound was really a bit heavy, and the guests around it were all looking at Hou Deping.
Hou Deping stood motionless in place, his face had already shown the color of pig liver, because he suddenly wanted to fart just now, and he thought he could put a silent dumb fart, but no one found out.
But I didn't want to, as soon as this fart was released, it would be so earth-shattering, and his pants would be directly broken, and a foul smell instantly permeated the surroundings.
"it!"
"Damn, this person is too unqualified!"
"I'm so smoked that I'm throwing up, I'm going to the toilet......"
The people around him covered their noses and hurriedly ran away, Hou Deping couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and he was embarrassed and thrown home!
"I said Hou Deping, the four great tragedies of life: peeing on a shoe, drinking soup and sprinkling, shit and break paper, fart and shit, you encountered the first thing so quickly, I think maybe you will meet all four things in this life!" Ye Lengfeng looked at Hou Deping playfully and said with a smile.
"You ......"
Disheveled!
Hou Deping just wanted to open his mouth to scold Ye Lengfeng, but a fart rushed out from behind the already torn pants, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly covered the open crotch pants with his hand.
"Oops! I said Mr. Hou, you are an important person who is a beautiful woman, how can you do such a thing without public morality? Besides, the people here tonight are all big names from all over the world, and you have released one fart after another from your open crotch pants, which is too bad for Weiyuan Company, right? ”
For a narrow-minded, despicable and shameless villain like Hou Deping, Ye Lengfeng will never be soft-hearted, and if he doesn't teach him well, he is afraid that he will find trouble with An Yujia in the future.
As for why Hou Deping suddenly farted, he also released a fart that broke his suit pants, which was naturally Ye Lengfeng's secret hand.
Ye Lengfeng is a Chinese medicine prodigy, and he gave Hou Deping a shot unknowingly, which couldn't be simpler!
"Yes, Hou Deping, there are so many international friends here, you are so uneducated here, not only lose your own face, lose the face of your Weiyuan company, but also lose the face of us Chinese!" An Yujia frowned and looked at Hou Deping and said.
"You dogs and men, I ......"
Burst!
Burst!
Burst!
As long as Hou Deping speaks, he can't help but fart!
These farts were loud and smelly, and all the people within a hundred meters of the smoke ran away.
When Hou Deping finally stopped farting, his face turned blue and he took off his suit jacket to cover his head.
"I know, I know, it's you, it's you, it's you who made me embarrassed in public!"
Hou Deping saw Ye Lengfeng staring at him with a sneer, and immediately understood, and immediately roared loudly and rushed towards Ye Lengfeng.
Swish!
Hou Deping punched Ye Lengfeng's face.
Ye Lengfeng stood still, a scumbag like Hou Deping, he didn't need to pay attention to it at all, it was no exaggeration to say that if Ye Lengfeng wanted him to die, one finger would be enough.
Who knows.
It was at this time.
An Yujia actually stood up all of a sudden, blocking in front of Ye Lengfeng.
"Hou Deping, you dare!"
Hou Deping was startled, but his fist could not be retracted, and he hit An Yujia directly.
Ye Lengfeng was also shocked, he didn't expect An Yujia to come forward and block in front of him, thinking to himself this stupid woman, have you forgotten my perverted combat effectiveness?
Tremble in the balance.
Ye Lengfeng hugged An Yujia with his right hand, and turned his back to Hou Deping.
Bang!
Hou Deping punched Ye Lengfeng in the back.
"Ye Lengfeng ......" An Yujia, who was held in his arms, immediately turned around and looked at Ye Lengfeng anxiously and shouted.
"Don't worry, this is a waste, the strength of the fist is not as painful as a mosquito bite!" Ye Lengfeng said to An Yujia with a smile.
Everyone present was stunned!
Just now, I obviously heard Hou Deping's punch, and it hit Ye Lengfeng's body, but it still made a big noise.
It shows that the power of Hou Deping's punch is not small.
However, Ye Lengfeng stood motionless, as if he was a person who had nothing to do.
"Ahh My hand! ”
At this time, Hou Deping was yelling.
I saw that after Hou Deping punched Ye Lengfeng in the back, his right arm was broken all of a sudden, almost breaking to ninety degrees.
It's really dumbfounded and incredible!
Obviously, it was Hou Deping who punched people, why was it not Ye Lengfeng who was injured, but Hou Deping?
It's so weird!
Only Hou Deping knew best in his heart that when his fist hit Ye Lengfeng's back, it was like hitting a steel plate, and he felt like he was dying with an egg!
(End of chapter)