Chapter 82: The Next Stop, the Royal Court

We live in a harmonious society with eagles in the trees. There are bears under the trees and crocodiles on the edge of the pond. Everyone lives in a circle of friends and comes together in order to eat. Usually hello, hello, hello, everyone, for the New Year, they are all beasts, who really can't get along with whom, and if you want to be more serious, you have to find a cave man on the top of the mountain.

The lion walks in the woods, teasing the bear's wife, touching the crocodile's tail, and picking the eagle's hair. That's not good, it's all beasts why give you faces. Fuck and tease my wife, Wang Baquan will kill you. Dare to touch my tail and drag you to jump into the river, you can't drown in a small way, your Lao Tzu is not surnamed crocodile.

Hum! Pick up the hair on my body, scratch you to death.

It's chilling to think about the consequences of offending the beast. In a harmonious society, there must be harmony between beasts. It's good to form a group to bully those grass-eating guys, who let them not evolve fangs and sharp teeth.

Captain Zuo rolled his eyelids, pondering the true intention of Yun Yue's words. It is undeniable that he was right that the Qin were the most stubborn enemies of the Huns. Even the Huns, there is also the blood of the Dog Rong people. They were driven to the vast grassland in the battle with the Qin people.

Koreans are cowardly, and Yanguo people are strong from the outside. The people of Zhao are as difficult to deal with as the Qin people, maybe this guy is right. Why do lions have to fight with tigers, isn't it good to bully goats and rabbits?

"You mean to let those Qin people go? I know that most of your Qin cavalry are surrounded in the Gas Pass, and my subordinates have been sent by Da Shan Yu to reinforce the Black Wind Tribe. If you want Da Shan Yu to order that guy from Black Wind to withdraw from the siege, you will have to pay a considerable price. If you think about it, Da Danyu will definitely open his mouth this time. "Captain Zuo knows too well what kind of character Da Shan is.

Yun Yue was depressed. I'm just here to mess around. King Zhuangxiang don't talk about gold and silver. Even a big boy doesn't want to give it. The only instruction given to Yun Yue was to hold back the Huns. Make time for the Qin army to assemble. It seems that there is no hope for peace talks, and people want an elephant but don't even want to give an egg. The psychological gap is too big to talk about at all.

"Forget it, I'm just telling you to reassure you. For specific conditions, I will talk to Da Dan Yu when I see Da Dan Yu. ”

"Your turnip is good, and it's very comfortable to eat. The people on the grassland rarely see a trace of green vegetables in winter, and the shepherds are bitter! Or you Chinese people can farm! "Captain Zuo gnawed on radishes like a rabbit, and a big bowl of radishes bottomed out in an instant. People on the steppes eat meat. This is a great test for the stomach.

It's a bit unbelievable to say, the Chinese people envy the grassland people who eat meat every day. But I don't know that the grassland is the Chinese people who really envy the green food. It's okay in summer, with wild onions everywhere on the grassland. In winter, there is not a trace of green in the whole grassland. Where does the green food come from to eat, lack of vitamins and a few small mouths at the corners of the mouth. When the cold wind blows, it almost hurts to death.

Others were red and swollen and even ulcerated. The Huns are real, where it is rotten, they will cut it with a knife. In the end, a good person was chopped alive, and only Yun Yue knew that this was a symptom of sepsis. To put it bluntly, it is a manifestation of vitamin deficiency.

"If you want to say that you Huns are dead-eyed. You have cattle and sheep, and we have vegetables. You want to eat cattle and sheep, we want to eat vegetables. Just change it. Why shout and kill every time you can't eat? You see, the tents you live in are very shabby and besieged. It's not possible to produce thick felt! Yun Yue pointed to the Hun tent in the distance, and the tents of the Hun cavalry were endless from a distance. The little black dots were in the snow, like the scabies on the bald man's head was very ugly.

Captain Zuo's face turned red, the productivity could not keep up, and the handicraft industry was naturally extremely backward. They don't have the same scholars as the Chinese, whether they are the children of the nobles or the children of the poor. From an early age, you have to herd sheep, learn to ride a horse, and learn to shoot arrows. They have to fight with Tiandou and the most ferocious jackals on the grassland, and they also have to fight with the Donghu people, Yueshi people, Qiang people, and Sushen people who are fighting for water and grass pastures.

The military tents are all made of cowhide, even if they are large and simple. Winter can't withstand the cold wind, and summer is sweltering to death. The felt of the Chinese people is a good thing, and the boots made of that thing are so warm no matter how cold they are. Thinking about the handicraft industry of the Chinese people, Captain Zuo is envious, jealous and hateful.

"Envy! Your Kunlun God is really not a thing, and if you are thrown in this bitter cold place, it will be difficult for your family to feed. I can't even eat fruit all year round, so it's pitiful. I said, you know what oranges are, and bananas! It's so long, it's so thick, it's so sweet and delicious when you peel off the skin. And lychee, the shell is like this......"

Yun Yue's hand kept gesturing, swallowing saliva as she spoke. Anyway, he hadn't eaten any of these things for a year or two, and for some reason the saliva system developed.

"You are not allowed to insult the gods!" Captain Zuo roared, and then swallowed saliva in harmony with Yun Yue. Although I don't know what Yun Yue is talking about, something that can make such a marquis swallow will definitely be delicious.

"Insulting the gods? We Huaxia also have gods, but there is a wise man we call Lao Tzu. In the "Tao Te Ching" written by him, it was said that heaven and earth are unkind and all things are used as dogs.

It is said that God grazes everything in the world as livestock, and let the Huaxia family farm and let you graze. He arranged it, but why should we listen to that bastard's arrangement. You also have hands, so why don't you learn to grow vegetables? The Huaxia family also has cattle and sheep to graze, why can't you? Could it be that God has stipulated that you Huns can only graze herd, not plant and work? Do you really have a comfortable time living in the water and grass? ”

Deceptive language, subversive thinking. Captain Zuo was messy, living in water and grass, and the herdsman sang and galloped on the grassland. looks free and unrestrained, in fact, full of shepherds' blood and tears. Yun Yue has seen in later generations, bomber-like mosquitoes. Packs of wild wolves, and the kind of grass crawlers who love to drill into the flesh. God, that thing cow sucks to death.

The prairie in Yun Yue's impression is still stuck in the twentieth century. What kind of grandmother's virtue is in the grassland now, you can see it from the sad eyes of Captain Zuo. They are very envious of the Huaxia people, who can live in houses that are warm in winter and cool in summer. There is a quilt cover made of felt, and the girls are clean and clean, and there is no smell of sheep on their bodies. It's not like the girls of the grassland, her hair is rolled out into pieces.

In the thousands of years of nomadic invasion of the south, which time was not the grassland people envious of the wealth of the Han people. The grassland is poor, and it is a problem for the poor to even have a full stomach. No one is as strong as a young girl as a flower, and as strong as a calf.

"You mean to say that we can go to the Qin Realm to live? Is this what your king allows? Captain Zuo suddenly became interested and stared at Yun Yue's eyes.

Yun Yue is messy, but I just want to describe a happy life to you. By the way, as an atheist, condemn the all-powerful Kunlun god. I really want to say to the focused Lieutenant Zuo, don't be serious just now to fool you.

Let the Huns go to live in the Qin realm, and there will not be a group of people playing with you in whose land you share. King Zhuang Xiang knew that if he talked about this result, he would strangle Yun Yue to death. Being pulled to feed the dogs is also something that cannot be said.

"Hehe, not yet. However, it is feasible to establish a border trade in which you can exchange cattle and sheep for handicrafts. Anyway, your cattle and sheep are of little use except for eating, you need an iron pot! You need the felt of the next generation! There are also clean linen cloths, tea, vegetables and fruits.

As for your aristocrats, you may also need some fine pottery and sweet and mellow wine. The Yun family produces a kind of spirit, and you promise to like it. Come and taste it, and bring so many ordinary people that I don't give it to him. Yun Yue took out a small copper wine jug and carefully poured a small half bowl for Captain Zuo.

Captain Zuo was dry, holding his mouth and breathing. His eyes were staring at the wine jug in Yun Yue's hand, obediently there were two and a half of it, and this guy was bored in one sip? Sure enough, he was a fighter who was tested by alcohol, and Yun Yue was looking forward to his follow-up reaction.

"Good! Ten cows for wine in your hand! With a hard sip of wine, Captain Zuo immediately offered the price he thought was worth it.

It's sent, it's going to be sent this time. Grandma's, less than a pound of wine can be exchanged for ten cows. His mother's undeveloped nature is not tolerated, and Yunhou, who just said that he only brought this pot, immediately went to climb the plow and turned out a jar the size of a person's head, and put it in front of Captain Zuo.

"Thirty cows!" Yun Yue stretched out three fingers with the cheapest smile.

……! Zhang Han, who was acting as a translator, almost found a crack in the ground to get into, and the old Jiang next to him looked like a mountain looking up. was so excited that he was swaying, and he was thick-skinned and black-hearted, and he was really a good seedling to be a nobleman.

I saw a green mountain in the distance on the grassland, it was really a green mountain. Yun Yue didn't know why, except for the snow-capped mountains, almost all the mountains looked green from a distance. It's like looking at the Great Wall from a distance, how you look at it is black, but up close, it's all made of blue bricks.

"That's Buerhan Mountain, and the royal court has been here all winter. Look, Da Shan Yu's fine ride is coming. Be careful, these guys aren't my subordinates who are arrogant. Although he was deceived by Yun Yue, Captain Zuo selectively ignored it under the temptation of fine wine.

Wine and food made the friendship between the two people warm up quickly. The honest grassland man has already begun to know how to remind Yunyue.

Sure enough, a row of fierce cavalry appeared on the road ahead. Unlike Captain Zuo's subordinates, they actually had bronze armor on them. Although it was very thin armor, it looked much more capable than Captain Zuo in a leather robe.

Both men and horses were spewing white air, but they were just trotting and not galloping. Therefore, there is no avalanche-like shocking scene when the cavalry charges.

"Send someone to shout, and say that we are Great Qin envoys. Ask to see the Great Hun Shan Yu! (To be continued......)