The flickering red candles reflected the whole room, the carved gums swayed with light and shadow, and the thin gauze faces were lying on the couch, and water could drip from the big apricot eyes.

The eyes are like water, the green temples are like clouds, the black hair is like a waterfall, and the slender hands are fragrant.

You don't have to drink, you can watch such a scene. Yun Xiao felt short of breath and was accompanied by symptoms of lightheadedness.

The bare shoulders of incense glow in the candlelight. The knife-like gooseneck is snow-white and straight, and a hint of rose red is scattered on it. The red belly pocket was embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water, and a scarlet ribbon was held in the mouth of the goddess, making a cat-like murmur.

The most primitive temptation of human beings has brought Yun Xiao's blood pressure to a historic high. The frequency of his heart's contractions made him almost breathless, and the hormones strongly urged Yun Xiao's various organs to prepare accordingly. The face is a little swollen with heat, and if you look in the mirror at this time, then your face must be very red.

Who the fuck wants to look in the mirror at this time.

Stripped off all the clothes on his body, Yun Xiao absolutely believed that this was the fastest pick-up in his two lives, and there was no one.

Clear eyes smiled lightly, frowning lightly. The goose neck was slightly raised, and the strap in his mouth was naturally pulled. The scarlet bow slipped off in an instant, and the big red belly pocket fell on the bed. Heng Chen's delicate body was naked, and the cat-like murmur was even more lingering. The shallot-like jade fingers swept across the bare skin, and a little crimson slowly climbed up the snow-white ice muscles.

The throat is a little thirsty, and the speed of adrenaline production is close to the limit. The output of the heart is at its highest, and the rushing blood is pushed by the strong pressure of blood pressure. Reached a terrifying figure of Mach 1. Yun Xiao was like a boiled crab, every capillary from the top of his head to his heels was filled with blood. The humble little brother raised his proud head, ready to start an epic battle with his brother.

Rushing to the bed at Bolt's speed, omitting all the foreplay that the textbooks call the most important. Yun Xiao planned to directly pick up the gun and get on the horse and gallop with his brother to fight.

A small, obscene figure suddenly appeared in the corner of the room, looking for what it wanted. Finally it was found, and there was a plate of freshly steamed pastries on the table. The Yun family's cooks never disappoint, whether it is a white case or a red case.

The speed was as fast as Yun Xiao, and he jumped into the chair and then the table. It was followed by its little brother. As a newbie diving for the first time, it was still sniffing the room for some beautiful smells. He turned around and shouted. Motioned for the guy to hurry up. There are not many chances of such delicious pastries. The Yun family's cooks always guard the kitchen impenetrable, and it is really difficult to sneak in.

Beckoning his brother along his own path to the table, the delicious food is right in front of him. The woman in the bed was barking like a cat in February and August. It doesn't matter if she's not really a cat will come out and bite herself. Try a delicious pastry first.

Fragrant and delicious. Crispy, crunchy, and truly melts in your mouth. This is the real delicacy of the world. Compared with the steamed buns of the dealer's family, it is simply a heaven and an underground.

The little brother was clumsy and jumped a few times before jumping up. Seeing that the boss was eating violently, he rushed over eagerly. In a hurry, the wagging tail knocked over the oil lamp on the table. Burning oil poured down and poured on the boss's fur.

The twist of fire on the oil lamp ignited the tablecloth and the boss almost instantly, and the boss's squeaky cry of pain began to rampage through the room.

The red candle was overturned, and the veil was lit.

The cat-like woman on the bed squeaked, and the man roared angrily.

Hou Ye was angry, and he was angry.

The servants didn't dare to laugh out loud, but by looking at their expressions, they knew that they were working hard. Lord Hou and his wife were disturbed by a rat in the middle of the night, and the news that they ran out with their bare buttocks had already grown wings, blowing into everyone's ears like a strong wind.

The house burned down is a trivial matter, and this man is a big loss. There is still a feather forest living in Zhuangzi, and Yun Xiao firmly believes that if he can't go out tomorrow, the affairs of his family will become the best gossip in Chang'an. What is more eye-catching than the hot topic of rats making trouble in Hou Ye's bedroom and forcing Hou Ye and his wife to run naked in the middle of the night.

Yan Xian couldn't see anyone anymore, so she buried her body in the quilt and pretended to be an ostrich, planning not to go out for the rest of her life.

When the goshawk carried the culprit who was charred all over, Yun Xiao almost didn't lose his breath.

Xiaobai was lying in the corner of the hall aggrievedly, feeling very innocent. I'm a leopard and not a cat, and it's not my turn to catch mice. If it's a wolf, you can kick it twice, and if you kick a mouse, why should you find a cat?

Angry men are harder to wait for than Angry Birds, and Xiaobai plans to climb here today and enjoy the warm earth dragon in the hall to comfort the wounded heart.

"Master Hou, there is a lot of grain on our Zhuangzi. Naturally, there were more rats, and some housewives forgot to press the lid of the noodle jar with a stone at night. The next morning, he would see a rat inside, and he would eat and pull a bowl of noodles inside and destroy it raw. If it was in previous years, people who were hungry could not make do with food. Now that the life of the family is better, I don't care about those faces. It turned out that all the pigs were cheaper.

The second Wu who you saw drying wheat yesterday is a hamster in his hoard. I was alive inside, and I don't know how many days I found it. The family felt disgusted, so they dried the wheat and prepared to sell it in the city.

Our granary also often supports rats, and I also bought some cats back, but they were all scared away by Xiaobai. Wei Dongbao saw that Yun Xiao was in a bad mood, so he tried to explain that Zhuangzi was harmed by rats, and it was inevitable that something like this would happen.

"A cat is a traitor, and a dog is a loyal servant. This is true, the rhubarb in the backyard did not run. ”

"Rhubarb is tethered, and if you don't bolt, you will run early."

The bear child just can't speak, and the unlucky Wei Qing was pulled over by Yun Xiao and slapped his ass twice because he spoke without asking for instructions.

This is a big thing, and it's a small matter to make a fire, so I'm afraid of making a plague. That's a fatal event, I heard that the Black Death in Europe killed hundreds of millions of people. Yun Xiao didn't dare to imagine the consequences of the Black Death from the Yun family Zhuangzi, in this era when there was no special medicine. It's simply catastrophic, and I don't dare to compare it to the fate of Europe.

So because a rat stole food, the rodent extermination campaign was vigorously launched.

Yue Yang's method was re-sacrificed by Yun Xiao, and a deep vat was buried on the ground.

There are no crab shells, Yun Xiao plans to try it with sesame oil mixed with soybean flour. I heard that this method also worked, and after one night, I tried only two mice with lower IQs lying at the bottom of the vat.

The Yun family has a lot of oil and water, who still likes to eat something as nutritious as soy flour. Braised pork is the favorite of rats.

Yun Xiao was so angry that his head was smoking, and he had no choice but to ask Wei Dongbao to go to Xianyang to buy a cat. Buy as many as you want, as long as you have long claws that can catch mice, whether it is a black cat or a white cat, you will buy it back.

Wei Dongbao came back on the front foot, and Liu Cheng, the steward of the cheap breed, arrived on the back foot. Twenty or thirty cats were also sent, saying that they had heard that the Yunjia rats were suffering from Yan zhòng, and they specially sent a few cats to relieve the suffering of the Yunjia rat infestation.

The cat stayed, and the man was chased away by Yun Xiao with a stick. Who told this bastard to look at people obediently, always greeting in the next three ways.

As a result, the cat ran faster than the man, and the steward went back before the house arrived.

It seems that the news has spread to Chang'an, and it is really damn good that good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles.

A more vigorous rodent extermination campaign began, and Taizu and his old man's method of eliminating the four evils was thought of. Each household hands in three dead rats every day, regardless of age, fat or thin, coat color, or method of death. In short, if each family does not teach three mice every day, the amount of rice and grain will be deducted depends on the mood of the Hou Ye.

The farmers are miserable, and there are people who catch rats everywhere while the farm is slack. The idlers basking in the sun against the wall are all gone, and when they meet, they don't ask if they eat as before? Instead, he asked, did he catch it?

Smoke and fire roasting water and burying the earth, as long as they can come up with a method, almost everyone is trying. A peasant woman actually came up with the idea of not covering the lid of the noodle jar at night, and every day Wei Dongbao collected mice in front of the house under the supervision of Yunxiao, and then poured fire oil to burn them. The billowing black smoke and the thick smell of barbecue hurt people's heads, but Hou Ye still appeared in front of the mansion every day, watching the farmers hand in the rats from door to door.

The rodent infestation was initially contained, and Yun Xiao was very happy. But the IQ of the rats is obviously also increasing at the same time, and the noodle jar does not cover the lid and does not drill, and has to eat a lot of wheat in the hoard. Naturally, the kitchen is not allowed to go in, because there are a lot of rat traps in it. The rat hole is dug deep and reasonable, and it doesn't work for you to pour smoke and water.

The farmers were unlucky, facing rats that were becoming more and more difficult to catch, and more and more farmers were fined rice and grain.

There is absolutely no lack of wisdom among the working people, and the bankers are smart. Instead of being fined rice and grain by Hou Ye, it is better to buy it from a neighboring village. Anyway, the rat doesn't have a hukou, so he can't ask for a confession. You know whether this rat is from the neighbor's Zhuangzi or the Yun's Zhuangzi. More creatively, rats were raised at home, and newborn mouse cubs were no longer discarded at will, but carefully raised. If you are a little older, you will be taken out and turned in.

The dealers could hand over the rats in full again, and when Yun Xiao learned that catching rats and selling rats had formed a complete industrial chain, a deep sense of frustration hit his heart.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect the invincible Marquis of Lintong to be restrained by a little mouse."

Liu Qi talked to the Queen Mother about Yunxiao catching mice, and the Queen Mother was so happy that she almost lost her breath.

"Mother, tomorrow my son will send someone to send a few cats to Lintong Hou."

"Well, the old body also sent someone to deliver a few. This kid is witty and cunning, but he didn't expect to be defeated by the little mouse. I'd love to see his face when he's fooled by the dead rats that the bankers bought. ”

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