Within a few minutes, the little Buddha took it out with his trouser belt. ?Eight? 1. Chinese ???.? 8 (viii)

The whole person looks radiant, radiant, and extraordinarily energetic.

It doesn't look like it's done at all!

You know, after the work, both men and women will be a little tired.

After a while, the woman will look very energetic, as if she is a few years younger.

And some men are a little exhausted, depressed, and suddenly aged by more than ten years.

But the little Buddha in front of him completely broke this common sense, what a weirdo.

The little Buddha saw Jiangnan at a glance and shouted: "Damn, big brother, you also come to this kind of place for recreation?" ”

"Amusement your sister!"

Jiang Nan patted him on the head and shouted solemnly, "Something is wrong, hurry up and follow me!" ”

"What's the big deal?"

During this time in Shanghai, don't look at the little Buddha who often follows Jiangnan in secret.

But at the very least, it is better to live than to be nourished in the city of sin.

Carefree, there is food and drink, everything is paid for by the heart.

It can be regarded as having tasted all the snacks and delicacies in Shanghai.

I can't help it, so I come to this kind of place to vent hard.

I haven't seen it for half a month, but this product has gained a lot of weight.

The face looks much rounder, and the height has grown a lot.

The most important thing is that it can be regarded as getting used to the life of some modern people.

Otherwise, it would be impossible to find such a place.

"What's the big deal? Why do you have the face to ask me? ”

Jiang Nan stopped, turned around slowly, and stared at the little Buddha, "Didn't you secretly guard us last night?" ”

"yes, there's nothing wrong with it!"

"No problem, no! You were in the dark last night, and you didn't show anything unusual? ”

"No! Everything works! ”

The little Buddha looked serious, and patted his chest to reassure.

"I really want to pull out the pig-killing knife in the back of your waist and chop you up with one sword! Honest with me, did you have any accidents last night? ”

"Not really!"

"Really?"

Jiangnan's voice decibel has risen a lot, even higher than the sound in the next room.

Step forward and come to the front of the little Buddha.

Keep only one centimeter away from the face of the little Buddha, and keep your eyes firmly on each other's eyes.

The whole room fell silent for a moment.

Faintly, only the exhalations of these people could be heard.

About fifteen seconds later, Little Buddha's eyes dodged.

Twisting his head to the other side, he grinned and said, "Well, I'll admit it, I left for an hour last night!" ”

"When did you leave?"

"Around three o'clock!"

"What are you doing?"

"Hungry, got some supper!"

"Forget it, I can't blame you for this!"

Jiang Nan weakly patted the little Buddha on the shoulder, since he was hungry, it was understandable.

"What the hell is going on? Big brother, what's wrong? ”

"While you were eating supper, the big-breasted girl you fancy was robbed!"

"What? Which Wang Ba calf did it, I chopped him up little Buddha! ”

Little Buddha is this kind of temperament, just like gunpowder, just a little bit.

Suddenly he jumped like thunder, pulled out the pig-killing knife from the back of his waist, and was about to cut people in a huff.

"Put the knife away, let's go out and talk!"

"Good! Hurry up, spicy next door, someone still dares to rob the girl I fancied? I'm so tired! ”

The little Buddha didn't care about tidying up his clothes, so he rushed downstairs with a swish.

"Wait!"

Jiang Nan grabbed Little Buddha's arm and stopped him.

Turning his head to look at the aunts who had been frightened, he said with a smile: "What, how much money did my brother spend?" ”

"No need!"

may have been frightened by the little Buddha, and the aunt shook her head again and again.

"Yes."

After listening to what the aunt said just now, Jiang Nan felt the need to give money.

After all, it's not easy for anyone!

"Ten bucks!"

"Why is it so cheap? It wasn't before, isn't it possible to sleep the more cheaper it is? ”

The little Buddha on the side shouted directly, his eyes lit up, and he said to himself, "Fortunately, I took some supplements for supper last night, and I really earned it today!" ”

"Earn a fart!"

Jiang Nan took out more than a dozen Grandpa Mao from his pocket and stuffed them into his aunt's arms.

said, "I don't know the price here in Shanghai, our hometown is a hundred fast food, my brother is considered fast food, and the rest is a little compensation for you." ”

It really needs to be compensated, and the little Buddha has broken all of them.

"Home? Big brother, have you played in your hometown? ”

Little Buddha seemed to have a new big 6, and said with a smile, "I'll just say that big brother, you are a sullen coquette, it turns out that you really played secretly behind your back." ”

"Do I know Huaqing University, I must have studied there? Your logic doesn't make sense! ”

Jiang Nan glanced at the other party.

Jiangnan naturally hasn't played it, but when he was fooling around on the street before, he encountered this situation.

Every time late at night, when he passed by a massage parlor or something, there would always be some girl whistling at him.

will also smile and say: "Little brother, come and play, a hundred yuan is fine, and you don't need money to live well!" ”

"Thank you!"

Looking at the stack of hairy grandpa in her arms, the aunt didn't have time to count them, so she thanked them vigorously.

Maybe he was too excited, and said, "Little brother, don't say anything, you come in the future, my sister will kidnap you!" In the deep alleys, the single house is soundproof; There is a secret sentry 100 meters, which the police can't detect; Sisters are like soldiers, you are that Han Xin; The price is very fair and there is a ticket for everything. ”

The corners of Jiangnan's mouth twitched, and the last paragraph seemed to be an advertisement for aunts?

It seems that after years and years of struggle on the front line of serving 'men', she has summed up her own set of rules and methods.

Knowing how to proceed, you can minimize your losses as much as possible!

These words are skillful, natural, and awkward, and can quickly dispel the concerns of strangers.

Thus, making the guests believe in her, willing to do her business, and willing to spend the money on her girls.

It's really 360 lines, and the line is the champion!

I'm not afraid that pheasants are cultured, but I'm afraid that pheasants can sing poetry.

After this poem is sung, how many voices can be pulled.

If you don't do it, you can still be favored by a rich man and eventually become a phoenix.

The lewd hand is so wet, it's too reasonable, too realistic, like!

"I don't come to this kind of place!"

After Jiang Nan finished speaking, he pulled the little Buddha out of here.

wandered in the alley, and did not call out Xing Gusoul.

Because, Jiang Nan knew that Xing Gusoul, who was hidden in the dark, would definitely follow.

Walking on the road, Jiangnan seemed to feel that something was missing.

Glancing at the little Buddha, he asked, "By the way, what about the Thousand-Faced Fox?" ”

"I'm fishing for a rich woman these days!"

"What's that?"

Jiang Nan was taken aback, isn't Yin Caixin a woman?

Since she is a woman, how can she fish for a rich woman?

Could it be that like Murong Shishi, he began to be interested in women?

"Hey, hey! This is one of the great uses of the Thousand-Faced Fox Disguise Technique! ”

(End of chapter)