Yue Feng finished dividing up the ammunition and beckoned Meng Da to enter the headquarters.

Meng Mengjiao followed closely.

Yue Feng couldn't cry or laugh, but fortunately, he let the two siblings leave right away, and left her alone.

He smiled and said, "Brother Meng, little senior aunt, please take a seat." There is no tea here, only cold water. ”

Meng Da hurriedly said, "Colonel Tie, you are too polite. In your place, cold water is better than elixir and jade liquid, it is the best taste in the world. ”

Meng Mengjiao snorted coldly: "Cold water is cold water, it's hard to drink, especially the smell of ninety-nine aunts." ”

At this moment, a man rushed in and shouted, "Who has ninety-nine aunts?" ”

The person who came was Sima Qian.

Yue Feng was stunned and said, "Xiaoqian, why are you back?" ”

Sima Qian didn't answer, stared at Meng Mengjiao, looking up and down: "Okay, this is your good friend in Baoshan City?" He has a good eye, he is a vixen, he looks like him, he has a front and a back. Hmph, even though it's a little worse than me, it's really plump. ”

Meng Mengjiao suddenly came to her senses, like a fighting, her neck raised: "What is worse than you?" Hmph, I'm like Shih Tzu, you are the Shih Tzu. ”

Sima Qian quit: "In addition to your whole body fox qi, which point is comparable to me......"

Yue Feng was surprised: "Xiaoqian, didn't I order you to be the secretary general of simplified characters?" What are you doing when you come back, do you know how dangerous the battlefield is? ”

Sima Qian stepped forward gently, held Yue Feng's hand, hugged him tightly, and kissed him romantically, the more she kissed, the more she kissed, the more romantic she became!

Meng Mengjiao covered her eyes and said sarcastically: "Don't kiss, kiss your lips again, your lips will be thin, your lips will bleed, and your lips will be rotten!" ”

Yue Feng smiled faintly, gently moved away from the intoxicated Sima Qian, and asked again: "Say, give you a chance to live forever, why did you come back?" ”

Sima Qian smacked her lips reluctantly and said, "Brother Tianzhu, I know you care about me. However, the 'simplified word secretary-general' really can't do it. ”

Yue Feng was displeased: "It's not that you are asked to simplify, it's just that you are a secretary general and coordinate those cultural celebrities." ”

Sima Qian said fearfully: "Brother Tianzhu, you don't know. The nearly 100 cultural celebrities, as soon as they saw the simplified words, went crazy, and scolded you for being crazy while rushing to the task. ”

Yue Feng laughed, completely thinking about the scene at that time, it was definitely boiling.

Meng Da was shocked and secretly shouted: If you simplify the text, can the text be simplified? Oh my God, he's a soldier, and he dares to lead the cultural world?

Sima Qian said: "Originally, everyone originally divided three hundred words, but they fought and everyone wanted to occupy more. For the sake of one word, fighting for the head and bleeding is even more desperate than our soldiers on the battlefield. ”

Yue Feng was dumbfounded: "Isn't it, so crazy?" ”

Meng Mengjiao was surprised to see Yue Feng for the first time, and smiled happily: "Big liar, you also have an accident?" I thought you had to understand everything, but you don't understand it either. ”

Sima Qian snorted and said, "Baoshan's fox spirit, shut up, otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind." ”

Yue Feng asked, "What happened later?" ”

Sima Qian looked "frightened" and said: "Especially a person surnamed Zhou, no, it seems to be surnamed Lu, that guy, his combat effectiveness is particularly strong, and one person actually has to simplify five hundred." Those surnamed Chen, surnamed Hu, and surnamed Liang, where are they willing to give in, they fight fiercely. In the end, I actually fought, fought, not like a cultural celebrity at all, but like a scoundrel! ”

Yue Feng listened to it with joy, and secretly thought: You meet a senior surnamed Zhou and Lu, where is his opponent, he is the one who turns words into daggers, you will definitely be "shot" with thousands of holes.

Sima Qian thought about it, couldn't help laughing, and said: "These people don't know how to fight, you scratch my ears, I pull your hair, the most powerful is the one surnamed Zhou, no, surnamed Lu, the most fierce, will slap someone, hit the face surnamed Liang, but it hurts so much that his hands tremble." ”

Yue Feng smiled secretly: It's a pity, it's a pity, I can't see these big bulls fighting.

Meng Mengjiao couldn't help but ask, "What about the end?" ”

Sima Qian glared at her: "What are you, you deserve to ask me?" ”

Yue Feng smiled: "Go on, I love to listen." ”

Sima Qian said with a smile: "The surname Liang does not suffer a loss, a slap on the nose surnamed Lu, the surname Lu screamed in pain, 'The nose is flattened, the society is too dark, it has hit a wall, it has hit a wall'!" ”

Yue Feng couldn't help laughing, he was very happy, the classic "hitting the wall" turned out to be a fight.

Sima Qian was stunned: "Brother Tianzhu, is it so funny?" ”

Meng Mengjiao also didn't think it was funny, but she glared at Sima Qian, suddenly laughed, and said, "That's because your level is too low to understand." ”

Sima Qian said angrily: "Baoshan's fox spirit, you dare to look down on me? Do you know what a simplified word is, and do you know how to subdue those crazy people? ”

Simplifying words?

Meng Mengjiao really didn't know, and she had nothing to say for a while.

Yue Feng asked curiously, "How did you subdue those big bulls?" ”

Sima Qian said: "Originally, I followed your advice, silence is golden. However, in the end, I couldn't help it, bastard, I don't get angry, treat me like a sick cat. ”

She pulled out her pistol and pointed it at Meng Mengjiao's feet, seemingly carelessly, one shot in the east, one shot in the west, six shots in a row.

She kept saying in her mouth: "When I am a sick cat, treat me as a sick cat, dare to rob, dare to rob, kill you, kill you!" ”

Meng Mengjiao quickly jumped east and west, dodging at an astonishing speed.

Sima Qian was so surprised that she finished the last three bullets!

Meng Meng snorted coquettishly and said, "Big liar, take care of your woman, it's too barbaric!" ”

Sima Qian sneered: "Hmph, vixen, next time, it's not a kick, it's a slap on your ass, see if it warps!" ”

Meng Mengjiao said proudly: "Jealous of my ass, hum, big ass, easy to raise, you can't be jealous." ”

Sima Qian's face turned blue with anger: "Phew, phew, who is jealous of your stinky ass?" ”

Yue Feng hurriedly asked: "You, you killed a cultural celebrity?" ”

Sima Qian said proudly: "I shot at the sky, and as a result, they were all frozen. So, I made a final decision, and each person had 500 words, not more than half a word. ”

In fact, she didn't shoot at all, but roared angrily: "This is Colonel Tie Tianzhu's order, Colonel Tie Tianzhu's order is as heavy as Mount Tai, it must be executed meticulously, and those who violate it will be killed!" ”

At that time, nearly 100 big bulls surnamed Lu, Liang, Chen, and Hu were all gone, and they looked at each other, and the greatest respect appeared in their eyes.

Yue Feng raised his finger at Sima Qian: "Awesome, there is progress." ”

Sima Qian became proud, but her eyebrows furrowed, and she said: "They quarrel and fight again, and they have to simplify the most difficult word." ”

Yue Feng asked, "Which word?" ”

Sima Qian recalled, "The words are so weird, I forgot how to read them, I remember the formula, what 'one point is one horizontal long, the words are in the middle of the beam, the water is curling on both sides, a horse in the middle is carrying, the east is long, the west is long, the heart is the bottom, the moon is on the wall, Guan Gong comes out to kick it, the mother-in-law comes out to poke a knife, and a child flies up to the wall." ”

Yue Feng said with a smile: "That word is pronounced biáng, a special noodle dish in Shaanxi. This kind of characteristic word does not need to be simplified, it has become a kind of culture, and it has become a kind of bull's horn. ”

Sima Qian said angrily: "I was so angry that I didn't do it and ran back directly." I have figured it out, and it is still the most comfortable to be by Brother Tianzhu's side. ”

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