Chapter 43: Who the Fuck?
Yun Xiao is a marquis and a magnate, and when he goes out for a trip, he is waiting in a single-family villa. Living in a prison now is naturally not something that can be arranged in any prison, at least it is also a star-rated high-end prison.
Naturally, Chang'an's prison could not arrange this great god, so the high-level single room of the Imperial Lieutenant's Office came in handy.
The small room was only seven or eight square meters, with no windows, a bed on the floor, a low bed, and an oil lamp, and so on. Yun Xiao stepped into this room only to find that the ground was very warm, and it turned out that the ground was actually a stone slab covered with rammed earth. Underneath was a skewered stove, though it was cold outside. But this prison is as warm as spring.
There are four side dishes on the table, braised cabbage, soft-fried tenderloin, shredded pork in Beijing sauce, and a home-stewed crucian carp. In the middle is a large bowl of green and red robe soup, and a dozen flatbreads are placed in the basket next to it. There is also red wine in glass bottles on the floor.
Yun Xiao picked it up and saw that the cork was still plugged. In the corner of the desk is a corkscrew.
A closer look at the cork found no signs of prying, and then at the steaming dishes on the table. Well, it's all the work of their own cooks. There is sea rice in the braised cabbage, which is not available in other houses sent by Liu Cheng. Next to the soft-fried tenderloin is a small dish of salt and pepper, which he brought from the Western Regions.
As for the shredded pork in Beijing sauce, I can't find a few of them in Chang'an Cheng, the knife worker. Don't talk about the stewed crucian carp, whoever stews the crucian carp with yellow sauce and bursts the pot first.
The mattress is a whole piece of tiger skin, very much like the one at home. It's a whole bearskin for life, and it's very similar to the one at home. In addition to the dwarf table and the oil lamp, there is also this prison. It seems that they are all produced by the Yun family. Even the polished bucket seems to have been at home before.
Oh yes, and the cell head behind him who is almost bent at 90 degrees is not his own.
"Master Hou, I'm still satisfied. This was ordered by the Prime Minister himself, and you can live here with peace of mind. It's always a villain's blessing to be able to wait for you, and when will you let you out, the villain doesn't count. But the villain assures that as long as you stay here for a day, the villain will be waiting for you. β
Yun Xiao looked at this promising cell leader and touched his body. It's a pity that he didn't bring anything in, and Yun Xiao felt the need to tip this guy. A five-star hotel for later generations. That's all there is to it.
"What's your name?"
"Villain Li Si. It's the prison jailer here. You call the villain Li Si and it will be. β
Obviously, the prisoner whom the Prime Minister personally greeted put a lot of pressure on this cell boss who had seen the world. In particular, this prime minister has also been a lieutenant in charge of the Imperial Lieutenant Office for many years, and there are simply so many protΓ©gΓ©s and former officials in the Imperial Lieutenant Office that as long as the slightest wind of abuse reaches his ears. I'm going to die.
Li Si pinched a copper ingot in his sleeve. He gritted his teeth and lowered his head even lower.
"You kid have today. Ahaha, how did it fall into my hands. The old man was thinking about whether to wait for the big punishment. A voice rang out at the cell door.
As soon as Wei Juan waved his hand, Li Si retreated in amusement.
"Yo, okay boy. I'm afraid this food is better than my house. Come on, come on, sit down, sit down, you're welcome. β
Yun Xiao's nose was almost out of breath, and he actually made it look like the master when he ate and drank. But when I think about it, this place seems to be his home turf.
"The old man is tired these days, and I have to go to the Daxing Emperor's mourning hall for a while to have a drink with you. Several princes are guarding the spirit, but they don't dare to slack off. It's hard to explain one or two of the illnesses in this winter, they are all golden branches and jade leaves...... Hey, don't be embarrassed. β
Yun Xiao really wanted to put the stack of flatbread on Wei Juan's face, and there were shameless ones who were not so shameless. Eating Lao Tzu's things, it seems that he is still a treat.
Wei Juan unceremoniously pulled out the roe of the crucian carp stewed at home. "The old man tried it, but it wasn't poisonous. Yo, there's also a bottle of your wine. Oh, I don't think I've seen it. Wait for the old man to taste it. β
Yun Xiao was a little moved, it turned out that this old guy was here to try the dishes for himself. Maybe someone dared to poison himself, but there was absolutely no one up and down the Tingwei Department who rushed to poison Wei Juan. Because this old guy has too deep roots here. With this time, Wei Juan tasted the food for himself, and no one dared to poison himself.
Snatched the red wine that he was about to drink to his mouth, took out a glass from the basket and poured a glass by himself. If this guy drinks it to his mouth, can he still drink it?
"You're a little reckless this time, Liu Xin, that kid fucks up. You can't do that to him, I heard you even broke his legs. Killing more than 100 people, you really dare to do it. I've served you, this is during the national funeral, do you know it? National mourning, Emperor Daxing ......"
Yun Xiao raised his cup without squeaking and touched it with Wei Juan. This product, like Liu Cheng, has a tendency to become chatter.
Liu Cheng traveled thousands of miles back to Chang'an, and he couldn't even enter his home. If my buddy doesn't help get ahead, who can help get ahead. Brothers just usually drink wine and eat meat, so they don't become friends with wine and meat. Whether it is a friend or not can only be seen at such a critical time. I'm glad you can come today. Guard, let's do one. β
Yun Xiao tilted his neck and drank the red wine in his glass. Wei Wan was stunned for a moment, and took a sip of the red wine in the glass.
"What kind of wine are you, how sweet and silky. It's not domineering, it's not as good as your steamed wine. Wei Wan smacked his lips, a little dissatisfied with the red wine.
"Forget it, there will be times after drinking. Next time, don't fool me with this wine, and you have to go to the mourning hall to drink it yourself. Wei Wan stood up with a satisfied look on his chest.
A layer of cold sweat broke out on Li Si's forehead, and he quietly threw a paper bag into the net bucket. Tell a jailer to hurry up and dump it.
Yun Xiao picked up the flatbread and rolled some shredded pork with Beijing sauce. At first glance, it was arranged by Nangong, where did these eats drink red wine. Hey, the habits of the nobility need to be cultivated. Even the princess is no exception, what kind of ingredients go with what kind of wine, it seems that I have time to teach this girl well.
The cell door opened again, and he was really evil and was still thinking about Nangong just now. Actually, Nangong came, and Caiyun and Chasing Moon were holding Yunxiao's change of clothes.
Nangong's big watery eyes gave Yun Xiao a big white eye, looking at Yun Xiao who was gnawing on the flatbread like a rabbit.
"After a few months of being out in the wild, it was easy to come back and cause such a big disaster. I don't know how hard it is to feel sorry for others, and the imperial grandmother said that the Dou family's land will be returned to the Dou family. Also, in order to let my aunt speak, I gave my aunt the monopoly of thirteen incense. β
Despite his dissatisfaction, Nangong still rolled up his sleeves and picked fish bones for Yun Xiao. The fish bones of the crucian carp are the most troublesome, and Nangong picked a large piece of fish meat carefully, and there was not a single fish bone.
"It's been a hard time for you these past few months. Does your cousin's land still have him, and there are cantaloupe melons in Donghu to send your aunt two cars, which can be regarded as a return to this love.
If you do a good job, you know that you are clever. I'll love you again when I get home. β
Yun Xiao's greasy hand touched Nangong's face, but it was opened by a slap.
"I'm not leaving tonight, you can't be left with no one waiting here." Nangong said while pouring wine for Yun Xiao.
"Ah...... Not leaving? Yun Xiao began to wonder if he was in prison, and he had never heard of being in prison and bringing his family. This not only brings family members but also two nannies, which is too good. Yun Xiao suddenly began to like this cell.
Under Nangong's waiting, Yun Xiao ate a fragrant dinner. Nangong drank a lot of wine, and when it was steaming, there was a touch of ruddy on his face. Looking very glamorous, Yun Xiao hugged Nangong and the two of them and said love words.
The little couple can't hug so tightly, and the dry wood meets the fire. If you throw them in one more piece, they will come out without catching fire. The steaming flames made both of them a little uneasy, and Caiyun and Chasing Moon retreated with interest and guarded the prison door. The air in the cell seemed to be filled with a beautiful smell.
Yun Xiao threw Nangong to the ground with a hungry tiger pounced, and suddenly the prison door slammed. Yun Xiao and a fierce spirit climbed up from Nangong's body, and the speed was staggering.
Who the fuck is this, how does Caiyun chase the moon? actually disturbed Lao Tzu when he was about to do something.
"Who the fuck?" (To be continued......)