Chapter 624: Guanyin, can you make a phone call for me?
The imperial capital of Chang'an, the city is full of splendor, a spring rain suddenly came, accompanied by the breeze sneaking into the dark night, the long street was quiet and silent, only the bell of the bangzi sounded.
At this time, it was already night, and it was about ten o'clock in the evening in later generations, and the ancients advocated going to bed early and getting up early, unlike staying up late to cultivate immortals like later generations. But seeing the spring rain in a city like silk, Chang'an at the foot of the foothills seemed very quiet.
The night curfew, pedestrians cut off, but there are lights in the palace of Chang'an City, but seeing a light in the Taiji Hall like a fire to illuminate the dark night, Li Shimin is waving a pen and writing urgently, and there are volumes of books waiting to be reviewed on the table.
It's not easy to be an emperor, since you enjoy power, you have to pay responsibilities, so far the people have slept peacefully late at night, but Li Shimin still has to stay up late to light the lamp and review the recital.
Although it is now a warm spring in March, the night is still a little chilly, Li Shimin suddenly looked up to the sky and sneezed, he reached out to pick up the tea bowl on the table and wanted to take a sip, but the tea was on his lips and found that it was already cold.
The emperor sighed, gently put the tea bowl on the table, stretched out his hands vigorously, and shouted softly into the corner of the main hall: "Where is the duty?" Go get me some supper, and bring me another hot tea, and I will continue to review and review after eating and drinking......"
The corner of the hall said yes, and then someone hurried to the door. However, when he arrived at the door, he suddenly stopped, because someone happened to walk in outside the door.
The eunuch on duty hurriedly flashed to the side and knelt respectfully to salute. But the person who entered the door waved his hand lightly, signaling him not to make too much noise.
The eunuch on duty nodded hurriedly, and then walked out of the door with gentle steps.
The person who entered the door walked all the way to the emperor, and she didn't speak, but walked directly behind the emperor and raised her hand gently, and then helped the emperor to hang her shoulders softly.
Only then did Li Shimin notice that someone was there, and he put down the recital in his hand.
The emperor didn't look back, but he didn't look back to know who was behind him, he lazily stretched again, and then enjoyed someone beating his back with a comfortable face. Suddenly, he sneezed again, rubbed his nose and said, "Guanyin, I seem to have some typhoid fever......
The person who helped him beat his back in the back was the eldest grandson, and when he heard this, his two little hands stopped suddenly, and then he hurriedly stretched out from the side to touch Li Shimin's forehead, but he felt that the temperature was normal, and the eldest grandson was slightly stunned and said: "Your Majesty, your forehead is normal, it doesn't seem to have typhoid fever." What is uncomfortable, the concubine will call the imperial doctor! ”
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly exclaimed, it turned out that he was grabbed in his arms by Li Shimin, the emperor laughed and was proud, and deliberately teased: "Don't be afraid, little lady, let me touch the root and ......."
The eldest grandson glared at her husband angrily, and said angrily: "I was taken aback by you just now, and I thought it was really typhoid fever." Your Majesty is a grandfather, how can he still be as rough as when he was young. If this kind of thing is spread out, it will be lost, and you will forget that you said that you want to be a good grandfather, and you also said that you want the stone to follow you to learn how to govern the country majestically. With your current posture, good children will be taught badly. ”
Li Shimin put his arm around the slender waist of his eldest grandson with one hand, coughed lightly when he heard the words, and said with a flashing eye: "Since Xiaoshi entered the palace, Guanyin has not cared about me for two months. Come on, come on, take advantage of the free time tonight, and wait for me to be comfortable for one night. ”
The eldest grandson snorted, glanced at her husband viciously, snorted and sneered: "Three thousand fans, will you have a hard time?" Your Majesty, don't make trouble, the concubines will have to sleep with a small stone in their arms. ”
Li Shimin sighed, let go of the hand holding his wife, the emperor suddenly looked out of the main hall, frowned and said: "You are a grandmother who dominates your grandson all day long, how do you make Doudou feel?" The stone should follow the mother, so that it makes sense. You can take the child during the day in the future, and leave it to Doudou at night, the stinky boy is far away on the border, and there are stones to accompany Doudou to avoid the loneliness of his daughter-in-law......"
The eldest grandson opened his mouth, his face was obviously a little reluctant, and he said cowardly: "Shi likes to kick the quilt at night, and the concubine is afraid that Doudou will not take good care of him." ”
Li Shimin snorted, and said mockingly: "Do you believe this Guanyin?" Doudou is so careful that a girl can't take care of the child? I think you are greedy and reluctant to give the child to your daughter-in-law. ”
The eldest grandson snorted softly in his nose, turned his head and puffed out without looking at his husband.
Li Shimin patted his forehead helplessly, and suddenly came around with a flattering face, and asked with a salivating face: "Guanyin, tell me where the stinky boy hit?" Did there be a big victory in the frontier war, and did it go deep into the steppe according to the previous plan? ”
The eldest grandson snorted lightly again, twisted his head to the other side in anger, and said, "You yourself are the emperor, why did you come to ask me about state affairs?" The slave harem is not allowed to interfere in politics, and don't talk to me about wars. Don't you know where Yue'er hits, there is a Hongling envoy in the court, and you can send eight hundred miles to ride to ask......"
Li Shimin rubbed his big hands, salivated and continued to please the eldest grandson, and said softly: "Aren't I in a hurry, no matter how fast Hongling is in a hurry, it can't be faster than a mobile phone." It takes ten days to go back and forth from Chang'an to the grassland, but you can talk to the stinky boy immediately when you dial the phone. My good Guanyin, you can help me make a call and ask. Otherwise, I promise that I will not find other concubines for three months today, and I will only live obediently in your queen's bedroom. ”
The eldest grandson sneered and said, "There is no phone, if you want to find other concubines, you can find them casually." Anyway, the concubines are already old, and it is normal for Your Majesty not to like them......"
This is considered unreasonable and began to play tricks, since ancient times, once a woman is unreasonable, it is definitely a headache, even the emperor gritted his teeth angrily, but he couldn't take the knot wife.
But Li Shimin's temper was not good after all, and he finally blew up after a long time, and the emperor suddenly shouted, annoyed and angry: "If you don't fight, you won't fight, I will ask Doudou, not only you have a mobile phone, but Doudou also has it." ”
Saying that, he lifted the skirt of the dragon robe and made a gesture to go out to find Doudou.
The eldest grandson snorted and smiled, standing in place without moving, the queen had a faint smug on her face, and hummed: "Okay, you go and find it." In the middle of the night, my daughter-in-law has already slept, and I see how you, as a father-in-law, can break into your daughter-in-law's room. ”
Li Shimin suddenly stopped his steps, looked up to the sky and sighed.
"What, isn't Your Majesty going?" The eldest grandson smiled evilly, and his eyebrows and eyes were full of narrowness.
Li Shimin looked at her helplessly, and said stupidly: "How do you let me go in the middle of the night?" ”
"You know the middle of the night, huh?"
The eldest grandson gouged out a white eye from her husband, hating iron and steel: "Since you know that it is the middle of the night, why do you want your concubine to call?" Doesn't our son sleep, he doesn't know how much he has suffered at the border......"