Chapter 421: Li Yuan's disgusting thing
Outside Tiance Mansion, next to Weishui, a group of Taoist priests stood quietly on the riverside, listening to the sound of flowing water, seeing that the river was white, Yuan Tiangang stepped over, and smiled to everyone: "Everyone, tonight's matter has become a ......."
A Taoist priest with the same crane hair and childish face snorted and snorted coldly: "You played a good trick to let me blow up the thunderbolt, but I went to lie to the emperor and ministers, saying that it was a dry night thunder sent by the heavenly court." Hmph, Buddhism likes to cheat, I think our Daomen is about to be like this in your hands! ”
There was another Taoist priest next to him who was also displeased, and this Taoist priest was also a crane-haired childish face, and said with pain on his face: "Pity my ancestors and grandchildren of Longhu Mountain for three generations to practice half a pair of daytime incense treasure medicine, and you also took it to fill the scene." It's really hateful, I don't know which Taoist sage passed down the law, I have to get a noble person to be born with a strange fragrance, pity my treasure medicine, Longhu Mountain has saved three generations! ”
Yuan Tiangang turned a deaf ear, smiled and stroked his long beard and stood by the river, and said lightly: "Tonight, all branches of the Daomen are present, your Thunderbolt Gate and Longhu Mountain are Taoists in the upper three caves, and you are famous for being rich and big, and the birth of the heir of the apologetic is the joy of the Daomen. ”
He thrust the floating dust on his back, and said with some pain on his face: "Don't complain, Lao Dao is the one who loses the most, the one I raised in the white lotus vein has taken fifty years, and I also contributed it tonight, so that it can blossom and bear fruit in front of everyone, and it still grows on the door of the delivery room......"
All the old Daoists were a little surprised, and Zhang Tianshi of Longhu Mountain said curiously: "Although I know that the white lotus root is the best at these methods, but the old Dao still has to ask, how did you win the eyes of everyone in the courtyard and plant that Youtan Lanzhi on the door of the house?" ”
Yuan Tiangang was very proud, smiled and pointed to everyone's side, and said: "This is the handiwork of the poor Taoist apprentice, she is the righteous daughter of His Royal Highness's knees, the back house of Tiance Mansion can be entered and exited at will, and the old Taoist deduced that the princess gave birth tonight, so as soon as possible, let my apprentice secretly go to the delivery room and glue the seeds of the Youtan Lanzhi plant to the door......
Tian Xiu'er stood beside the old man, and the little girl was a little embarrassed by Yuan Tiangang's pointing, hanging her little head and rubbing the corners of her clothes.
"It turned out to be an inner ghost, and to put it bluntly, it's worthless......" Zhang Tianshi snorted, humming and chirping, with a hideous face, gritting his teeth in his mouth, obviously still hurting his own half of the fragrant treasure medicine when he opened it.
The head of the Thunderbolt Gate next to him looked admiring, and muttered: "I heard that the Youtan Lanzhi of the white lotus root is very miraculous, and it takes decades to cultivate, and in the end, there is only one seed. ”
"What Brother Dao said is not bad at all!" Yuan Tiangang nodded and explained to everyone: "This seed contains countless nutrients, so it can be formed in an instant, from growth to flowering to Chengzhi, there is only one tea before and after this process, which can be called the strangest species in the world." ”
"The world is full of wonders!" Zhang Tianshi snorted lightly, and said with some reluctance: "Youtan Lanzhi is a great treasure of the Daomen, but it's a pity that it was used by you to fill the scene!" There is also the treasure medicine of my Dragon and Tiger Mountain, the dryland thunderbolt thunder refined by the Thunderbolt Gate, that thunder can explode the electric light like real thunder, I am afraid it took decades of effort......"
The old Taoist of the Perak Gate looked pity, and said with emotion: "It's a pity that many of the sages' methods have been lost, and it is rumored that during the Three Kingdoms period, the sages of the Daomen could fly in the sky on a paper crane, and then blow up the thunderbolt, that is the real miracle." ”
He shook his head as he spoke, his eyebrows furrowed tightly, as if he couldn't figure out why Zuo Ci in the Three Kingdoms period was able to turn the paper crane into a real crane.
Say it's a fairy? That's fart! This group of veterans knows their own family affairs, and all the miracles have a way to do it, but the way is just lost.
Yuan Tiangang stroked his long beard with his hand, smiled to comfort everyone, and said lightly: "Don't be in pain, King Zhao of Xifu is a Taoist apologetic, his eldest son was born, how can we not send a heart?" It is said that there are people in the people who have children, and no matter how poor the neighbors are, they have to carry a basket of eggs to the past. ”
"Big family, big fart!" Zhang Tianshi raised his eyebrows and snorted angrily: "Is it bigger than the great cause of the Buddhist family?" My Taoist family went out of the mountains to save people in troubled times, and the prosperous times were hidden in the mountains, and the dirty work was all ours, and the credit and reputation were all people's. I grass his ancestors, this time from Longhu Mountain, all the way to see the Buddha incense flourishing, Dongdu Buddha that goods are now really ten thousand Buddhas......"
This Heavenly Master Zhang has a hot temperament, and the head of the Thunderbolt Gate next to him has a soft temperament, he stretched out his hand and gently pulled Zhang Tianshi, and said with a smile: "Brother Dao, don't open your mouth to scold people, my Taoist abides by the way of non-action, how can I be as knowledgeable as someone like Dongdu Buddha?" ”
Zhang Tianshi snorted, his cold face refused to show weakness, the old man was over sixty years old, and his temper was really a little explosive.
Yuan Tiangang suddenly sighed lightly, and said with deep meaning: "Poor Dao doesn't want to be like Dongdu Buddha, but people have already forced the door, and Poor Dao can't fight back." Brother Daoist knows that Li Chengqian also has an heir tonight, and the hour is ahead of Prince Zhao of Xifu. Buddhism has long been preaching and boasting everywhere, saying that the doll is Guanyin's son, and it is a sage who wrote a letter to the gods and Buddhas from Dongdu Buddha......"
"it!" Zhang Tianshi roared violently, and said angrily: "How can there be so many sages in the world? Only one person has been born in 500 years, can he be born if he is born? ”
"But the people are ignorant and ignorant, they like to hear this ...... the most" Yuan Tiangang sighed deeply, Buddhism has been a little too prosperous in the Tang Dynasty recently, and Lao Dao is very worried.
The head of the Thunderbolt Sect looked blazing and muttered: "That's why Brother Dao, you are in a hurry to recruit the world's Daomen to gather in Chang'an, is this to break your wrist with the Buddha Gate?" ”
"It's not that he wrestles his wrists, it's just that Dongdu is a little outrageous, I don't care about him when he develops incense, and I don't care about him when he preaches his Buddhist name, but he wants to use tricks to harm my Taoist apologetists, but I have to touch him."
Yuan Tiangang slowly took out the floating dust from his back, put it in his hand and shook it gently, and said solemnly: "Brother Daoist, this matter still needs great help!" ”
He took out the floating dust, which was a request as a white lotus root of the Daomen, and everyone present hurriedly bowed their heads and said in unison: "But if you have an invitation, it is better not to shirk ......"
Yuan Tiangang let out a long laugh, turned around and strode away, and said: "In this case, please bring your own treasure, the son of the apologetic should have been born, and the world's Taoist sects must send a little heart as usual." ”
The old Dao raised their feet and followed, all the way to the gate of Tiance Mansion, first reported to the Hundred Cavalry Division, and then entered the door with various rare treasures.
When I arrived in the backyard, I found that the courtyard was very lively, Doudou gave birth to a boy safely, this is the first child under Han Yue's knees, and he is also the eldest son of the upright.
Although he was still lying in swaddling clothes, he enjoyed much more treatment than his father.
First of all, Li Shimin took out a small pure gold dagger from his arms, and said with a pampered face: "This is my grandson, thunder is born with it, Zhilan blooms the door, the sky does not give birth to a saint, eternity is like a long night, I pray for the healthy growth of my grandson, and give me a golden dragon short dagger to protect my body, this dagger is my personal treasure, whether it is full of gods and Buddhas or evil ghosts in the underworld, I want to give me three points of face when I see the capital of the golden dragon dagger......"
It can be seen from these words that the emperor does not believe in gods and Buddhas at all, and in his heart he is afraid that he is a god and Buddha.
The little doll had just finished eating the first milk after birth, and at this time she was still hiding in the swaddling clothes and sleeping soundly, but it was the eldest grandson of the queen of the dynasty who was holding the swaddling clothes.
After the emperor gave the gift, the eldest grandson followed and ripped off a delicate jade pendant from his neck, and said with kindness: "This is a family heirloom of this palace, there are many treasures in the royal private treasury, but this palace loves this jade pendant alone, and the good grandson was born tonight, and this jade pendant is just used as a meeting gift." The boy grew up with a sword, so His Majesty gave a golden dragon dagger, but Bede should be like jade, so this palace gave a piece of jade ......"
Tang Yao and Han Xiao on the side were left and right, carefully putting away the dagger and jade pendant for the child.
After the emperor and the empress gave the treasures, it was the turn of everyone in the courtyard, and the wife of Liu Hongji, the Duke of Kui, was the most eager, and walked out all the way, holding a huge pearl in her hand, and giggled: "The little prince is extraordinary, and he should be worthy of this pearl to shine in the world." ”
This is a southern pearl, the size of an adult's fist, and the people in the courtyard quietly took a breath of cold air, and they were dazzled by the pearl's pearl brilliance.
The eldest grandson nodded in approval, and said with a light smile: "Mrs. Liu has a heart, your treasure bead can be called unparalleled in the world, and it can be used as an heirloom at home!" ”
Mrs. Liu Hongji was very happy, and was about to humble herself, when she heard someone shouting outside the courtyard, and a team of eunuchs appeared at the door and shouted: "At the will of the emperor, the king of the wall gave birth to four generations of royal grandchildren, because the grandson is not at home, I have come here to reward ......"
When the words came, Li Shimin's face suddenly became gloomy.