Ever since the monkey came out of the forest, wisdom has emerged from this world, and ever since, there is an animal called man who has been wrestling with nature in order to survive. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Among them, especially against birth, old age, sickness and death.

In the process of confrontation between human beings and nature, there are intelligent leaders who have invented many products that cross the ages, leading the human race from weak to strong again and again, and finally becoming the most powerful race on the earth......

In ancient times, human beings blew their hair and drank blood, and there were Suiren clans who drilled wood to make fire, and since then human beings can eat cooked food.

In ancient times, human beings were weak and sickly, and Shennong's family tasted all kinds of herbs, and since then human beings have been able to fight against diseases.

In ancient times, the population was not prosperous, and there were thousands of women in the night of the Xuanyuan clan, and since then human beings have been able to rise to the top...... It's crooked.,This is the way of Xianxia.,The painting style is wrong.,Let's change the disc!

Ahem, here's how it dripped ......

Chang'an City, in the West Market, in front of the tea stall!

Li Chong, the tea guest, held the fainted Liu Laohan with one hand, pinched the corners of his mouth with the other, and asked the young man who had just arrived to feed the old man medicine. It was a reddish-brown potion, and as soon as it was poured out of the big bottle, there was a faint medicinal fragrance in the air, which was very peculiar and smelled very good.

"This is called Huoxiang Zhengqi Water, a good medicine for relieving the heat. It was because the marquis of my family saw that the people were unbearably hot, and many people died of heat stroke, and a good family was destroyed in an instant. Hou Ye took pity on the heavens and determined to save the people. ”

"He crossed the mountains and crossed the river, from Chang'an all the way west to Kunlun Mountain, what's wrong? You don't know Kunlun Mountain? Guapi, Kunlun Mountain is a mountain where gods live, far away to the west......"

It is said that on the way from Chang'an to Kunlun Xianshan, Hou Ye kowtowed step by step, and threw himself to the ground in five steps, and his piety touched the heavens. On that day, my marquis had just climbed Mount Kunlun, and suddenly saw a thunderstorm, and an immortal appeared in the clouds and threw down a book of heavenly light shining with golden light......"

This young man is definitely a character who can support himself by bragging, spitting at length, logical rigor and clever language, although he is boasting, it gives people a sense of infinite truth.

He first started with the reality of heat stroke in the hot weather, which is easy to resonate with the public. Then it led to the topic that some people couldn't bear to see the people suffering, and a sentence of compassion for heaven and man instantly elevated the image of the characters. Then he deepened the refining and threw out a Kunlun Immortal Mountain, and his own marquis did not hesitate to trek through mountains and rivers to save the world, and finally saw the immortal......

The whole story corresponds to fiction and reality, which is the highest level of bragging. At the end of the story, the purpose of the youth was achieved, and a heavenly book shining with golden light suddenly aroused the audience's infinite reverie.

"And then? Your marquis brought back the Book of Heaven? A tea guest asked.

"Could it be that what kind of water is this, is the immortal prescription in the book of heaven? God...... "Another tea guest asked.

Everyone in the world is good at gossiping, especially yearning for the flow of immortals, a few tea guests are miscellaneous and ask questions, but the young man hehe laughs evilly, and suddenly closes his mouth and does not answer, obviously for another purpose.

Finally, someone got the idea.

It's that tea guest Li Chong, this person has a bit of courage and insight, so the topics he cares about are not as good as ordinary tea customers......

"Who is your lord?"

As soon as he asked these words, the young man's eyes suddenly lit up, and he secretly rejoiced in his heart, this is what he was waiting for.

"Hehe, this melon peel is really good, I'm worried about how to continue. Okay now, if he asks, we just need to answer according to the third child of the Han family, and today's task will be completed. ”

The young man was proud in his heart, thinking that as long as he completed the daily promotion task set by the third child of the Han family, he would be able to find his cousin Tian Doudou to receive a reward of 100 wen when he went back, and then drink wine, eat meat and go to the kiln, how happy he was. Speaking of the ladies of the kiln, all of them can produce water......

Thinking of the coquettishness, he couldn't help but make a noise, he was clever and alert, and quickly wiped the corners of his mouth.

Li Chong, the tea guest opposite, waited for a long time, but didn't see him answer, he couldn't help frowning, his eyes were wide, like copper bells, and he shouted: "You coward, what do you ask you about?" Tell me, who is your lord? ”

Good momentum, good majesty, this Li Chong seems to have some origins. With a loud shout, the momentum of the whole person changed instantly, just now he was like an ordinary tea guest, and in the blink of an eye, he looked like a general who immediately crossed the knife. Shouted and asked, with a compelling domineering spirit.

Well, the young man shrank his neck, and secretly hated that his brain was always off, but he was born a leper, and he was not afraid of this tea guest finding fault, plus he remembered the promotion task, so his eyes rolled around, while recalling the language of the training in the past few days, his face was full of solemnity, and he said mysteriously: "My Hou Ye, surnamed Han Mingyue, is twenty miles west of Chang'an, and Tianjiazhuang is his residence." ”

"Han Yue?" Li Chong frowned, feeling that the name was somewhat familiar, but he thought about it for a while, but he couldn't remember where he had heard it.

Fortunately, since the young man spoke, he naturally wouldn't let people wait any longer, so he smiled and continued: "It's just that you haven't heard of the reputation of my marquis, after all, his old man is the newly crowned lord." If you don't know after I tell me the two things that Hou Ye invented, then it's really a melon skin......"

"Really?" Li Chong sighed, a little unconvinced: "You are confident, let's say, what are those two things?" ”

The tea guests were also very curious, and they pricked up their ears and listened quietly.

The young man smiled proudly, glanced at everyone, and suddenly his face turned straight, and he slowly spit out a few words.

"First, mosquito coils!"

Li Chong's face was stunned.

"The second thing, the waterwheel!"

Everyone's faces were stunned.

Suddenly, a tea guest slapped his head and shouted: "I know, I know, it's the young genius in Tianjiazhuang, the young genius who made mosquito incense and made water trucks and was named a man in Jingyang County by His Majesty." ”

"Wow, what you said, I also remembered, my mother-in-law bought a lot of mosquito coils a few days ago. It is used at home every night, it is really fragrant and smokeless, and there are no mosquitoes and flies annoying...... "Another tea guest was not to be left behind, and hurriedly spoke.

There was also a person next to him who said disdainfully: "What is the mosquito coil, the waterwheel is called powerful, it is said that it is taught by the gods in the dream, I personally went to Tianjiazhuang to see it once, good guy, tall and big, it turns like thunder, and it can drain the river......"

This is a bit bragging, Weishui is a big river, the water is turbulent, the water veins are abundant, not to mention two waterwheels, even two thousand waterwheels can't drain it. Besides, the waterwheel is driven by the flow of water, and it has no effect without water, and the physical principles involved in this are as pure speculation as some people say that they can keep themselves.

It's just that the people are ignorant, and they like to listen to this the most, if you don't exaggerate, the topic is really not attractive.

Listening to everyone's discussions, the young man's heart was already happy. Needless to say, today's promotion task has a door, and the 100 reward money can't fly away even if it has its wings.

"Wine and meat, wine and meat, Sister Yao, Sister Yao......" He began to reverie infinitely, but although he was coquettish in his heart, his face was full of solemnity, and this young man was also a talent.

In fact, everyone is familiar with this person, it is the Tian Ergou in Tianjiazhuang, Doudou once said that he is a leper, and he eats and drinks Sun and does not thank Sun's master. But Han Yue didn't believe it, he thought that even a roll of toilet paper should have its effect, and it turned out that it was really right to choose Tian Ergou to come out to promote.

Tianjiazhuang's Huoxiang Zhengqi Water Workshop has not yet been built, and now it is just sending a few people to take some samples out for publicity, learning the marketing strategy of Jinlilai tie in later generations. When the product is launched, Han Yue has the intention to build a marketing team, and he wants to bombard the advertising and spread it to the entire Chang'an.

Today, Tian Ergou's task is completed, not only to promote Huoxiang Zhengqi Water, but also to promote Han Yue, this is a little clever play by him, because with his familiarity with his cousin Tian Doudou, no matter how much effort he exerts, he may not give more money, but if he praises Han Yue, the reward must not have run.

This is the way of life that is unique to lepers.

Li Chong, the tea guest, suddenly smiled and said meaningfully: "It turns out that your Hou Ye is his ......" This is said without a head or feet, it seems that he has ulterior motives, but Tian Ergou is just a small person after all, and he didn't notice it for a while.

At this moment, I suddenly heard a cough and moan, and the old man Liu who was suffering from heat stroke slowly woke up.

"Wow, how long has it been? I woke up" The tea guests were in an uproar and said in shock: "Sure enough, the fairy medicine!" ”

Tian Ergou smiled proudly.

It is not difficult to see from everyone's reaction that his task today has been completed, and the reward of one hundred wen will be surnamed Tian from now on.