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Several men in Liujia Village each carried a pair of flat shoulders and came to the village head to wait. On weekdays, they don't get up so early, but today is different, when a few people came to the entrance of the village, they found that it was already crowded with people.

From afar, I heard an old lady shouting loudly: "You are all here to sell and pee, right?" Yesterday when I went back to my mother's house, I found that my mother's village was also selling this, according to my mother's brother, we are all like this around the country. ”

A man said: "I heard that it was the young genius, oh, now it's the Hou Ye, I heard that it was his new idea, to use manure as fertilizer to raise crops......"

"Hah! Play for the gallery! A young man in Confucian clothes sneered and snorted: "Those who feces and urine, the filth of the reincarnation of the five internal organs, use it to make fat, ridiculous!" I think that the young marquis's move is nothing more than to take another path and want to spread his reputation! ”

The old lady was unwilling, so she came over and grabbed the young man's ear, and scolded in her mouth: "You stinky boy has only been studying for a few days? Speak human words! ”

The young man's ears were pinched by her, and he couldn't help but scream, and begged loudly in his mouth: "Third aunt, you are light, your ears will be twisted by you!" ”

"If you dare to do this in the future, the old lady will twist your ears lightly!" The old ladies let go of the young man with their fingers, and then poked his forehead vigorously, and admonished earnestly: "Xiaofeng, you have to talk about your conscience as a man." You are talking bad about others, but you are carrying a burden to sell and urine, although the third aunt has no knowledge, but the third aunt knows how to be grateful, you can't be like this as a scholar. ”

The young man was blushing at what she said, and couldn't help but argue: "What I said is right! Excrement and urine are filth, so how can they be used to grow grain and make fertilizer? It is not written like this in all the books of the sages. ”

"Sage books, sage books, how can you not make a waterwheel when you read sage books every day, and why can't you make mosquito coils? And your old lady suffered from heat stroke in the summer, but she got better after drinking Huoxiang Zhengqi water. These are all from the hands of that young marquis, you have received the favor of others, but you are chewing your tongue behind your back, you tell the third aunt which sage taught you to do this? If reading teaches people like this, I think you'd rather not read. ”

The young man was a little stupid, he didn't dare to resist the old ladies too much, and he was very unconvinced, so he could only mutter: "Anyway, feces and urine are filth, even if a man in Jingyang County is a natural genius, he may not be right to do anything." He knew that Han Yuejue was a man from Jingyang County, but there was a sour tone in his tone.

"No, don't sell it! Carry the burden home. Finally, someone next to him couldn't stand it, and a man came over and said: "There is a marquis in Tianjiazhuang for hundreds of years, you don't feel glorious, we feel glorious." We ordinary people know how to be grateful, no matter whether the marquis of the Han family buys feces and urine to make fertilizer or not, at least people pay for it. Not only did I pay it, but the price I gave was also high, four cents a bucket, which was almost enough for me to do half a day's work. Where can you find such a kind marquis. ”

"Maybe he bought this as fertilizer just under the guise of it? He has so many thoughts in his stomach, who knows what he will end up doing with and urine to make a lot of money. ”

"That's what people are capable of!" The man raised his eyebrows and sneered: "If you want to be greedy, you can also make a lot of money." ”

Young Nono was speechless and finally flinched.

To say that in the Tang Dynasty, scholars were still very respected, just because this young man only died studying and did not produce since he was a child, but his family was very poor, and only an old lady worked hard to support him. Young people always dream that they can be out of the land, in addition to reading every day, they never want to help the old lady do things, the villagers of Liujia Village are a clan, and everyone dislikes him for being unfilial, so most of them don't give him a good face on weekdays.

The third aunt saw that the young man flinched, and the woman was kind-hearted, so she couldn't help but come over and pull the man, and said in a low voice: "You don't have to say a word about the fourth family, Xiaofeng, this kid is a bit stupid to read, but in fact, he is still kind." This summer, I was scared by the idlers in the other village when I walked at night, and it was Xiaofeng who ran over to give me courage......"

"Humph!" The tip of the man's nose made an accent, he glanced at Xiao Feng, and sighed a little: "Alas, when will we be able to produce a capable person in Liujia Village." Look at the Tianjiazhuang, a place like mud in the past, no one in the surrounding ten miles and eight towns was willing to go there to visit relatives, but because of a young genius, he became rich in just a few months. Not long ago, I went there to buy mosquito coils, and I saw the days of the people, tsk, the new houses that every family lived in, the rice was milled with water wheels, the men had a little money to drink, the women were cleanly dressed, and even the dolls in their village could earn money, and the income from cutting wormwood for a day and selling it was higher than that of the strong men in our village! ”

The third aunt smiled and said: "That's because the ancestors of the family have good feng shui, and it took hundreds of years to produce a young genius, and we can't envy such a thing." ”

"yes!" The man sighed, his expression a little uneasy: "It took hundreds of years to produce one, and it turned out to be spread by Tianjiazhuang!" Hey, I remember that the Han family and his wife fled the famine and came here, and it seemed that they came to the foot of our village first, but some people in the village disliked the unknown identity of the couple and drove them out with sticks. ”

The third sister-in-law was stunned for a moment, and said a little sneeringly: "That's also something that can't be helped, at that time, there was a shortage of soldiers, and who dared to collect unidentified people indiscriminately." Who would have thought that the little doll in the couple's arms would become the ...... Hou Ye" Her face was a little unnatural, after all, it was her husband who took the lead when she drove Han Yue's parents away.

The man snorted, and stopped talking with a gloomy face.

At this moment, someone suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Don't make any noise, the dung truck that collects feces and urine from Tianjiazhuang is here." ”

"Where?" The man and the third aunt spoke at the same time, and even the young man Xiaofeng raised his head.

In the early morning, there was a mist that I couldn't see clearly, and I could only vaguely see half a mile outside the village, and it seemed that a big car was slowly coming.

The man who spoke just now said again: "That's right, I can see it very clearly, the person who drove the car is Tian Zhuzi of Tianjiazhuang, and he is responsible for collecting feces and urine." He said this and looked at everyone, and said with a smile: "This is a partner I have played with since I was a child, and you still disliked me for making friends with the people of Mud Village, how is it now?" Today's and urine will definitely take my ...... first."

"You're just going to be proud! The people in Tianjiazhuang are the fairest, and they won't distinguish what comes first and then comes......" The third aunt scolded with a smile, although she said so, she quietly approached at her feet, lowered her voice and said: "His sixth brother, you can talk about it later, let me also go to the front of the row." You know that the third aunt's family is not rich, and several dolls eat with their mouths open! ”

"No problem! I don't have anything to do with Tian Zhuzi. This man waved his hand magnificently, and he looked at the flattering expression on the third aunt's face, and he was very proud in his heart.