Chapter 353: The Clever Little Princess A Natural Pair
"Then since you don't like the five big and three coarse, what about Duhe next to you? He's elegant. Bai Fan was puzzled.
Princess Qinghe glanced at it and said disdainfully: "Brother-in-law, are you still lying to me?" You look at his weak appearance, where is he elegant? At first glance, he is a weak scholar, and people like his father to be as heroic and extraordinary! ”
…… Duhe felt like he had also taken 10,000 critical damage.
Bai Fan was speechless, he had a father-lover complex at such a young age, how difficult it was to find someone like Li Er? The Li brothers are well-known handsome guys, especially Li Er, who combines elegance and heroism, is this little girl's standard so high?
At this time, Princess Qinghe continued: "I heard the mothers in the palace say that men are too thin because they have been hollowed out, you see that he is like this, there must be nothing in it, my sisters don't want it, and I don't want it." ”
Wow! Du He was already vomiting blood, and he felt that he had suffered 100,000 critical damage this time, should he be so black? It's been a long time since I've said goodbye, okay?
Li Wanping scolded: "Stop talking, where did you learn such shameless words?" I don't learn well at a young age. ”
Seeing that Qinghe was about to cry again when he was scolded by Li Wanping, Bai Fan hurriedly went to coax her, what does the little girl know? It must have been heard by the children in the palace without shelter.
Li Er turned around and frowned at the eldest grandson and said, "Go back and clean up the people around your daughters, what kind of system will it be?" ”
"Little sister Qinghe, if you don't choose this time, you won't be able to get married, you can think about it!" Bai Fan said demagoguously.
Who knows that this little girl doesn't look young, but ten out of ten is a ghost, hearing Bai Fan say this, not only did she stop crying, she laughed on the spot, pointed at Bai Fan and sneered: "Brother-in-law is a big liar, do you still want to deceive the smart Qinghe?"
I don't want the rest this time, I want to wait until the next time my father asks me to choose a concubine, at that time, Qinghe is the eldest sister in the unmarried princess, and I can be the first to choose when the time comes! ”
Wow! All the boys and girls in the audience made a noise, and many people applauded, this princess is too witty!
Bai Fan was speechless, are Li Er's girls so clever? Fortunately, the group of princesses under the age of ten behind her are not familiar with the world, otherwise they will definitely make a fuss when they hear Qinghe's words, and signal Li Wanping to coax Qinghe back, since she doesn't choose, it should be over today.
Pressing down on everyone, Bai Fan stood in the middle of the audience and said loudly: "Today's blind date meeting is a complete success, we have harvested nine pairs of perfect lovers, how many of you are enough, so many people are watching?" Hurry down and come down to the stage. ”
As soon as Bai Fan said this, everyone looked at the nine couples in the audience, and the nine princesses all of them were obsessively leaning their heads on the shoulders of their lovers, enjoying it, when they were suddenly watched by everyone, and several of them instantly turned red.
Li Wanping scolded with a smile: "The husband will be weird, isn't it a ghost made by a group of good apprentices of yours?" Deceived the hearts of a group of my sisters, sisters, don't pay attention to your brothers-in-law, come to my sister's side, the conference is not over yet! ”
Bai Fan looked back at the remaining six boys standing in front of the stage, one by one depressed, obviously in a bad mood.
"Okay, six little ghosts, I have said it a long time ago, today the wolf has more meat and less meat is not enough to divide, and in the end, Qinghe is young, even if any of you choose, you will not be able to get married until six years later, don't be so depressed as if you lost the battle." Bai Fan persuaded.
Fang Yiai said tragically: "Master, aren't we losing the battle like this? Lost to the other nine senior brothers. ”
"This also reminds you that finding a lover is not a battlefield war, you need to pay attention to strategy, you look at the criteria for choosing a couple of princesses today, choose the elegant first, and then the handsome in white, heroic and extraordinary, I haven't seen anyone like to train a muscular man."
"But we are battlefield generals, we practice on weekdays, we are born like this, I can't help it, if we don't have muscles, not only do we have no strength, but we are also very unaccustomed to it." Fang Yiai retorted weakly.
"That's it!" Yu Chi Baolin echoed.
Bai Fan pointed to the two rammed goods and was speechless for a while, "Yes, two stupid people, how can you go out to find your daughter-in-law like this?" ”
Everyone laughed, who knew that at this time, a crisp voice came, which instantly stopped all the movement in the field.
"Hmph, Sister Qinghe is right, my brother-in-law is really a big liar, who said that no one likes it, I like a strong brother, and when I grow up in the future, I will marry the big brother who undresses."
Wow, everyone looked up, this, isn't this the seven-year-old Princess Gaoyang? The crowd burst into laughter again.
Bai Fan looked back, what was the situation? Is Princess Gaoyang precocious at such a young age? What did she mean by that? Who are you going to marry when you grow up?
"Little Sister Gao Yang, what did you just say? Do you like muscular guys? There are five of them, which one do you prefer? Bai Fan leaned over and asked.
"That!"
Gao Yang stretched out his hand and pointed at Fang Yiai.
Bai Fan almost stumbled, what are you doing? A natural pair? Is my poor disciple born a cuckold king in the second room?
"Then why that brother? Wouldn't anyone else work? ”
"I don't like black people, that brother is white, and he is bold, and dares to take off his clothes, I like it."
Wow! The whole audience was boiled by Princess Gaoyang's naked taste, and with the crisp and cute children's accent, the picture was simply beautiful.
After listening to Gao Yang's words, the four black men, Yu Chi Baolin and Cheng Huaimo, endured 10,000 critical hits again, and involuntarily took a step back in unison, leaving the position to Fang Yiai.
"Hey, that big brother, Gao Yang wants to marry you when he grows up, are you willing to marry me?"
Fang Yiai's face was flushed by such a naked confession, and the excitement was beyond words, it was unbelievable that there were girls who didn't dislike their muscles? Hearing such a question, he shouted without even thinking about it: "I do!" ”
Finished! Bai Fan just wanted to interrupt and stop it, but he didn't expect that this stupid apprentice had already sold himself, thinking that this was a heaven-sent marriage! It seems that he can only find another way to get the disciple out of the title of cuckold king in the future.
Waving his hand and pressing down on the crowd in the arena who were already frolic, Bai Fan smiled and scolded Fang Yiai: "What are you still doing in a daze?" Is it so natural? I really want my daughter-in-law to go crazy, even a seven-year-old girl will not let go, I can tell you, since you promised Sister Gao Yang, a boy, you have to wait for her for nine years, during which you are not allowed to regret or go out to mess with flowers and grass, forget it, you will not go if your temperament tells you to go.
Come on, let you pick up a daughter-in-law from the cheerleading squad, you can take off the little fan for her, as the tenth successful pair of today, stand over there.
You five unsuccessful boys, don't be discouraged, as the old saying goes, turnips and cabbages have their own love, the second room is proof, muscular men are also popular, and the four of you who look dark, you will definitely be able to find a girl who likes dark skin, after all, there are only ten princesses today, and it is impossible to marry fifteen of you, so be confident. ”
Hearing Bai Fan explain this, and then go to see Fang Yiai, the five of them have nothing to figure out, they all pushed not to marry the princess before, why should they be disappointed about it now? As Master said before, you should cherish what you get, and your brother should be blessed when you get it.
Seeing that the ten couples were already standing on the stage, Bai Fan shouted for gifts, and saw Li Wanping and Dou Qiongying and a few people bring out a few plates from behind, with some exquisite brocade boxes on them.
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