"Mr. Sima, Lord Xiangguo has instructed us to send this girl back. Lord Xiangguo said that he wanted to get something from the noble disciples, but he didn't know ......" A tall man in black clothes said to Sima Ji.

"Oh, the old man has to discuss this matter with the apprentice before he can reply to Lord Xiangguo. Please also ask the envoy to return to the Xiangguo, if the Xiangguo Lord has to be idle tomorrow, please come to the house. ”

After receiving Sima Jizhu's reply, the two glanced at each other, and got up and left with a slight bow.

Yun family, Yun family Zhuangzi.

Yang Sheng has now become a good baby, and Liang Guotie, who is showing off his might, is under the constraints of Yang Sheng, but there are few who dare to make trouble, which makes Yun Xiao worry a lot less.

But just because they don't look for trouble doesn't mean they won't go to trouble. The bear children of Tsinghua University went to the Iron Armor Army to practice sanda when they had nothing to do, and they called it exchange. God, the two princes take the lead, and they are both delicate and noble lords. I couldn't eat any of the injuries and walked around.

Every time the Liang soldiers of the Iron Armor Army were repaired as sandbags, their small fists hit their bodies with a banging sound. Some anxious boys still bite on their mouths, and Bai Sensen's small teeth bite on his body that hurts. Liang Guo's soldiers squeaked in pain, but they didn't dare to fight back.

Naturally, a living person cannot be allowed to suffocate urine, since the soldiers of the Liang State began to pay attention to personal hygiene. These events gradually decreased until they became extinct.

In order to deal with the prince's party, the soldiers were fully prepared, just waiting for these guys to come to the door to find trouble, and even with a slight expectation.

Today, Old Master Yan got out of school relatively early, and Liu Duan and Liu Sheng, who were showing off their martial arts, came to the Liang army's military camp again. It comes from the beginning and the mouth opens. Please Liang Guojin's finger on the fighting skills. The captains did not dare to snub the two princes, and hurriedly sent people to the old mansion of the Yun family in Zhuangzi to invite Yang Sheng.

The soldiers had been prepared for a long time, and when they saw the two princes coming with the prince's party. Immediately ran into the kitchen, one person threw garlic in his mouth and chewed it fiercely. Even if it is so spicy that tears flow, he is reluctant to open his mouth.

Yang Sheng hurried over, his mouth pursed into flowers. This is poured blood mold, how can you offend such two difficult masters, if that captain is not torn in half by the brute bull. Yang Sheng must be in charge of receiving the two princes, so that the two princes can pass Bruce Lee's addiction.

"I don't know that the two princes have arrived, and I will ask the two princes to forgive their sins."

"The day before yesterday. King Zhongshan and I led all the students here to learn martial arts with Liang Guojin. Quite a bit of experience. Today, I specially visit again in order to further improve my martial arts, and live up to the trust of my father and the emperor, and live up to the expectations of the people of the vassal country......"

Liu Duan shook his head when he spoke, and Yang Sheng grinned when he heard it. Where is this? If you want to make trouble, just say it. What else to drag the text.

"I am fortunate to help the two princes improve their martial arts. It's really an honor for us. The two princes please. ”

Although he had already scolded the two little guys in his heart, he still had to be respectful. After all, he is the son of the emperor and the nephew of his master. After all, he is just a retainer.

A hundred men stood neatly in front of the prince's party, ready to fight freely with these dolls.

"The two princes and all Tsinghua students, please choose your opponent by yourself."

Yang Sheng made a gesture of please, and let Liu Sheng, Liu Duan, and others into an open space in the camp.

"Listen to me, disarm." A lieutenant stood at the front of the line, his mouth open and shouting.

A hundred ironclad soldiers untied the heavy iron armor on their bodies in a hurry, and when they took off their boots, a strong smell of salted fish permeated the scene.

Liu Duan was defenseless, and he almost didn't turn his back on it. Good guys, these guys actually came up with such a crooked trick. The other children were also smoked and covered their noses in unison.

"Let them put their boots on." Liu Sheng, who covered his nose, scolded loudly at the captain.

"No"

The lieutenant said loudly to Liu Sheng.

It didn't matter if this sound was made, Liu Sheng immediately vomited. I don't know how long this lieutenant hasn't brushed his teeth, and the strong smell of garlic and bad breath comes out of his mouth. The two younger students threw up immediately, and this guy is simply the king of bad breath. It's really creative, chewing two cloves of garlic beforehand is the idea of whom.

The soldiers put on their boots one after another, and the faces of the children were better. But when they played with these strong men, they realized that things were far from over.

The small white fist slipped on his body, and then a roll of mud appeared on his dark skin. Usually at this time, the soldiers will bare their teeth. The pungent bad breath will leave the body, forcing the students to take three steps backwards.

Where is this military man, this is simply a stinky man.

Naturally, their personal hygiene is not about brushing their teeth, bathing frequently, and washing to be healthier. Their standard of personal hygiene is not to brush their teeth, not to wash their face, and not to wash their feet when they sleep at night. Don't even think about taking a bath, hanging ash on your face is just the standard for entry. You have to rub a mud ball on your body, and that's basically qualified.

No matter how hot it is, keep your feet in your boots. It's important to make sure that the salty taste rolls in as soon as you take off your shoes and lasts for a long time.

When Liu Duan faced it, the guy with a strong body odor on the other side retreated. The students collapsed, and no one dared to compete with these soldiers anymore. fled one after another, Yang Sheng leaned forward and closed, and a thick evil breath came out of his chest.

"Wei Qing, this afternoon, the eighth brother and the ninth brother were repaired by those soldiers. Do you have any good way, let's avenge Sister Wei Ya. ”

Liu Xiaozhu had a face of national hatred and family hatred, waving his small fist at Wei Qing, looking like an angry young man.

Wei Qing pursed her small mouth, her eyes gurgling. After thinking for a while, he said, "I have an idea, but Yun Hou didn't tell me to touch that thing, so I guess you will be fine if you go and get it." ”

"What's that?" Liu Xiaozhu's eyes widened, her long eyelashes blinked, and her eyes looked curious.

"It's called croton, and if you eat it, it will make people poop. But we'll have to figure out how to get that thing out, and it's not easy to get those 3,000 people to eat it. ”

Speaking of revenge, Wei Qing immediately remembered. Powerful croton. Phantom Tian and the others were all tortured by that thing, and Yun Xiao was afraid that Wei Qing would get into trouble. He was never allowed to use it, and now some of the Yun family's crotons are stored in the zài treasury and kept by Aunt Wei.

"What's the point of just letting them, stinky that. This afternoon, the starlings and the ninth brothers are on their way, these guys usually stink enough, so they don't care about being a little more stinky. Liu Xiaozhu deeply despises his best friend, narrow-minded and has no general's style.

"Why don't you go to Chang'an and invite Zheng Bin and Zheng Shuang over. Dress up as skeletons to scare them? ”

Liu Xiaozhu's eyes widened, and he was full of strong gossip to ask about turning into a skeleton. When I heard that it was a trick, I lost interest.

"These people are all murderers. Countless dead people have been seen on the battlefield. How can you still be afraid of ghosts and ghosts? Don't shoot that Zheng Bin and Zheng Shuang like birds. That's what makes it ugly. ”

Liu Xiaozhu pouted and reprimanded.

"It doesn't work, it doesn't work either. I have no choice, and I can't ask Master Hou about such a thing. Otherwise, he will definitely have a good way. ”

Wei Qing said a little aggrieved, this really can't be blamed on this child. On bad water. He really can't take the eloquent Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

"That's right. Didn't Yun Hou make something that would make a sound when it was lit with fire? ”

"You mean firecrackers. That's all this stuff does. My aunt looks like a baby, locked in a closet, and I can't even see it. ”

Wei Qing's eyes also lit up, Yan Xian's birthday a few days ago. Yun Xiao in order to please his wife. specially made some fireworks, that is, some simple firecrackers such as the two kicks of the Drill Monkey, but this also opened Yan Xian's eyes. Standing in the yard jumping and clapping her hands, Aunt Wei was so frightened that she sweated.

The remaining firecrackers were confiscated by Aunt Wei. In Wei Qing's blue eyes, she was locked in her big iron cabinet.

"Well, let's find a way to steal the firecrackers, and we'll do this and this and this when the time comes."

A creative new trick has been officially released, and now the first problem that the tricky duo has to solve is how to get firecrackers.

In Yun Xiao's family, the most transcendent status is Aunt Wei. Not only did Yun Xiao respect her, but even the lady who was not good at waiting and the pungent lady had to let Aunt Wei score three points. The moist life made Aunt Wei's weight increase in a straight line, and Aunt Wei, who laughed all day long, became a fat person uncontrollably.

"The Yun family is a blessed land," Aunt Wei often said.

In her eyes, the Yun family made the vicious Huns no longer vicious. Let the poor farmers have enough to eat and marry a daughter-in-law. Let the dolls grow up healthily, without digging wild vegetables or starving and freezing. She believes that such a place is the land of immortals, and Yunxiao is a living immortal.

"Auntie, you're going out after dinner. Otherwise, it is easy to accumulate food, and you see how much fat you are now. In the past, Hou Ye always said that our chef was the height of the waist competition. Do you want to be like her? ”

Wei Ya glanced at Wei Qing by the window, and said to Aunt Wei who was lying in the rocking chair.

"Oh, all this good life has been a sin. You said how can you two be so blessed, you can pick a fairy to come back when you go out to dig a wild vegetable. In the past, I was so hungry that my chest was close to my back, and I didn't dare to move, and I loved to be hungry when I moved too much. How can there be anything to eat, I don't know if you remember the taste of wild vegetables.

The green is bitter, and it will pull my throat when I eat it. I don't dare to eat this thing, you can see which meal is left without fish today. It's a pity that your grandmother and your mother are not blessed. ”

When she turned around and saw tears in the corners of Wei Ya's eyes, Aunt Wei hurriedly said, "Oh, my wife is too talkative." I went out for a yo-yo, went out for a yo-yo. "Then put on your shoes and run away.

As soon as he went out, a black shadow bumped into Aunt Wei's fat belly. I felt a chill on my stomach and noticed that I had a large piece of cream ice cream on my new gown.

"Whose little ...... Oops, it's the king of Jiaodong. There is no ...... when it is broken" Aunt Wei was about to scold, but when she saw that it was Liu Xiaozhu who was knocked down, she hurriedly got up and helped Liu Xiaozhu up. Both hands kept slapping the dust on Liu Xiaozhu's body.

If this little ancestor is broken, it is not a joke. I didn't see the two Yulin guards who followed, and their faces were going to be scared green, if Liu Xiaozhu had a good one, the two of them wouldn't live. If it wasn't for Aunt Wei, these two buddies would have and slashed people a long time ago.

Fortunately, Aunt Wei's fat is thick enough, and Liu Xiaozhu just fell on his heels, and there was no big problem.

"Aunt Wei, you pay. Today's portion of cream ice cream is spilled on you, Yunhou won't let me eat more and only give these every day, you will compensate me. ”

Liu Xiaozhu's long eyelashes fanned, and his big eyes were full of tears, as if he was about to cry out at any time.

Aunt Wei was so frightened that she panicked, but she didn't dare to let this ancestor cry. I wanted to come forward to persuade him, but was stopped by the Yulin guards. The two Yulin glared at Aunt Wei viciously, where would they let her continue to get close to Liu Xiaozhu.

"What's wrong? Oh auntie, your new clothes are dirty, hurry up and change them, this milk stain is not easy to wash when it is dry. Wei Ya heard the noise outside and ran out.

"Sister Weiya, she broke my cream ice cream. I want her to compensate me, and you compensate you. (To be continued......)