Chapter 21: A Hundred Schools of Thought (6)

"Bold and arrogant, with eyes without beads, since the old man came to power, he has recruited talents, recruited talents, strategists like clouds, and military generals like clouds, all of whom are Wang Zuozhicai, and no one cares about the court?"

Under the repeated provocations of the trolls, Prime Minister-Cao Cao debated in person, and there was no joy and anger on his face, but between the tones, he was already murderous!

"Xiaosheng is shallow, he doesn't know the heroes of the world, and he asks the prime minister to point out, where is Wang Zuozhi's talent?"

The prime minister of the Han Dynasty accepted the invitation, but instead of being afraid, You Heng became more and more proud, looking up to the sky, pouting his mouth, and looking like no one in his eyes!

"Ignorant fanatic, look carefully! …… Xun Yu, Xun You, Guo Jia, Cheng Yu, deep and wise, although Xiao He, Chen Ping is not as good, Xu Chu, Li Dian, Le Jin, brave as not, although Cen Peng, Ma Wu is not as good as it, Lu Qian, full of favor for engagement, Yu Ban, Xu Huang for the pioneer, Xiahou is the world's genius, Cao Zixiao is a blessing in the world, this is Wang Zuo's talent, and he can level the world! ”

Cao Cao commented on the civil and military ministers, the words are appropriate, quite impressive, many Wang Zuozhi's talents, all under his command, who is the co-master of the world, it is self-evident!

"Haha! …… The prime minister's words are bad, such characters, Xiaosheng knows everything, Xun Yu can make the mourning and ask questions, Xun Yu can make the grave guard, Cheng Yu can make the door closed, Guo Jia can make the white words recite the endowment!

Xu Chu can make cattle and horses, Le Jin can make the edict read, Li Dian can make the book sent, Lu Qian can make the knife sharpening and casting the sword, full of favor can make the drinking and eating dregs, Yu Ban can make the negative version build a wall, Xu Huang can make the slaughter of pigs and kill dogs, Xiahou Dun is called 'the complete general', and Cao Zixiao is called 'asking for money and too guard'...... The rest are hangers, rice bags, wine barrels, and meat bags! ”

The same civil and military ministers, when they came to You Heng's mouth, immediately changed from Wang Zuozhicai to a pawn of the peddler, which is really extremely damaging, of course, he is not talking nonsense, but has his own allusions!

'Erxun' is a gentleman, not smiling, when talking to people, he always has a straight face, as if he has encountered a funeral, so he said that the two of them, one is mourning and the other is guarding the grave!

Cheng Yu is cautious, whenever he talks at home, he always closes the door to avoid overheard, even in summer, he is often hot and sweaty!

Guo Jia, as the mastermind, discusses military and political affairs, and often speaks in Yingting, but unfortunately he is lazy by nature, very strong-mouthed, and extremely poorly acted, always he has bad ideas and lets others implement them, so he is said to be in vain!

When Xu Chu was in his hometown, he led his children to build a fortress to defend themselves, because of the lack of food, he used the ploughing cattle to exchange food with the bandits, and there was a story of 'dragging the ox's tail and walking backwards for a hundred steps'.

Le Jin came from a humble background and worked as a yamen official; Li Dian has quick legs and feet, and has served as a messenger; Lu Qian often socializes with craftsmen, loves to use his own forged swords, and likes to drink booze, but unfortunately he is greedy for cups and mistakes, and he is cautious in prohibiting soldiers, always camping first and then sending troops, which is easy to delay military aircraft.

As for Xiahoudun, when he attacked Picheng, he let the cold arrow blind one eye, and the words 'complete general' are great irony; Zixiao is Cao Ren, brave and good at fighting, and has repeatedly made military exploits, but he is greedy and likes yellow and white things, so he says that he 'wants money too much!' ’

As the saying goes: 'No one is perfect', a group of civil and military officials, either from a bad background, have a cheap business, or have character defects, and do things strangely, which does not prevent them from displaying their talents and making contributions!

But You Heng grasped one point, dug into everyone's privacy, and spoke harshly and exaggeratedly, and insisted that a group of Wang Zuozhicai were peddlers and pawns, which is really worthy of the name of 'poisonous tongue'!

"Bold fanatics, An Dare Fei Bo Heavy Minister, this general swears to kill him!"

"Please give the Prime Minister an order to kill the rude and crazy Confucian, and hang his head under the city gate, so as to warn the world!"

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People have self-esteem, and after being so sarcastic, the important ministers were furious, and several civil servants were better, but their faces were pale, and they didn't say a word, and the generals had a hot temper, and they pulled out their swords one after another, ready to dismantle Youheng into eight pieces, a thousand knives, and a bad breath in their chests!

On the main throne, Cao Cao's face was gloomy, his eyes showed a cold light, and he also moved the killing machine, but is it, the contention conference, hundreds of schools of thought gathered, thousands of spectators, and killed Confucianism because of his speech, I am afraid that it will attract criticism from the world?

Besides, Cao Cao is the prime minister of the Han Dynasty, holding the authority of the world, and it is also a loss of identity to deal with a mad Confucian, is the best way is to fight poison with poison, use more vicious words, and humiliate him, so that he knows that the sky is high and the earth is thick, as for the best candidate......

"Haha! …… The civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty, when they came to your mouth, they all became ordinary people, worthy of being Confucian poisonous tongues, in this case, what do you think of this person? ”

Cao Cao pointed to the side and pushed out his baby son-in-law, that is, to fight poison with poison and deal with Mi Heng, in addition, he also wanted to hear how the poisonous tongue commented on Xiao Yi!

"Da Sima was born in a famous family, both civil and military, fought on the battlefield, and never met an opponent, so he can be regarded as having some skills...... However, the means are cruel, bloodthirsty, and it is a pleasure to play with the 'skull lamp', which really hurts the peace of the heavens, and in private life, there is also a lack of pick-ups, and there are groups of girls in the house......"

The name of the person, the shadow of the tree, since Xiao Yi's debut, he has been invincible and invincible, the prestige of 'Ghost Face Xiao Lang' is known to everyone in the world, no matter how arrogant You Heng is, he is also a little frightened, and the other party's eagle-like gaze makes him even more frightened!

However, the name of Confucianism's 'poisonous tongue' is not called in vain, because of its origin, ability, merit, and prestige...... It's all fine, then start with your private life, and under your advocacy, you Heng advocated that Xiao Yi became a lolitcon and a strange uncle, and it can be regarded as a splash of sewage!

"Huh! …… Mr. is erudite, has unique knowledge, and is very admirable, but he is shallow in his knowledge, and there is one thing to ask Mr., Emperor Han Gao and the founding ministers, what are their origins? ”

In Xiao Yi's eyes, You Heng is a doll, naughty and mischievous, disobedient to discipline, dealing with this kind of hob meat, good words are useless, only to fight poison with poison, and slap him hard!

"Emperor Henkel and the founding ministers...... Well, the princes and generals, rather have a kind, as long as they make meritorious contributions, why care about their origins! ”

You Heng is proficient in history books, naturally knows the details of Emperor Han Gao, and the founding ministers, Liu Bang is a village ruffian, and later became the chief of the Surabaya Pavilion, Xiao He and Cao Shen are Yamen officials, Fan Hao is a dog butcher, Zhou Bo is a drummer, Irrigation is a cloth seller, Xiahou Ying is a car, and the rest Han Xin, Chen Ping, Yingbu, Wang Ling, Lu Jia...... Either yeoman farmer, or vagabond, none of them were of noble birth!

To put it mildly, the origins of Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, and the founding ministers are not as good as Cao Cao and the military ministers under his command, the former are all scoundrels and poor ghosts, and the latter has a few scholars and rich households!

Confucianism pays attention to 'monarchs and ministers', you can scold anyone, but you can't scold the emperor, especially the founding emperor, that will be the next offense, exterminate the nine clans, and also bear the infamy of 'chaotic ministers and thieves', so on the top, You Heng was vague and used a sentence of 'princes and generals, rather have a kind of', and fooled this matter over!

The problem is, just satirized a group of civil and military ministers, saying that they came from humble backgrounds and practiced lowly jobs, and now they say that heroes don't ask about their backgrounds, this kind of contradictory rhetoric is definitely a great shame for a troll, You Heng's face is blushing, and his arrogance is also three points weaker!

"Mr. just said something, satirizing the civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty, lack of ability, corpse meal vegetarian position, I don't know Mr. talent, what can I do?"

Hitting people in the face, scolding people to death, Xiao Yi pressed step by step, and dug a big hole!

"In the lower is not talented, astronomy and geography, all of them are understood, three religions and nine streams, everything is known, the upper can be the king for Yao and Shun, and the lower can be worthy of virtue in Confucius and Yan, how can it be discussed with the vulgar?"

One of the characteristics of trolls is that they desperately belittle others and strive to elevate themselves, and You Heng is no exception, and he has begun to paint himself!

"Huh! - Big words are useless, the facts are proven, Xiliang-Dunhuang County, there is still a lack of a Taishou, can Mr. take over this important task, three years of small success, five years of great governance? ”

Dunhuang County - poor mountains and bad waters, the people are fierce, there are often civil unrest, the government is powerless to restrain it, and seven Taishou were sent before and after, all of them have not worked for a long time, four abandoned the official and did not do it, went home to pick up the child, three died in the civil unrest, and there were no bones left!

For this matter, Xiliang Thorn Shi - Zhong Xuan, did not complain to the imperial court, hoping to send a cadre to deal with the government affairs of Dunhuang County, the problem is that the court officials are not stupid, no one jumps into the fire pit, Dunhuang is too guarded, and it has become a hot potato!

"Well...... Wenzhi is not good at it, so the court should invite another master, ashamed! ”

You Heng also knows a little about the affairs of Dunhuang County, so he naturally refuses to jump into the fire pit, so he can only be cheeky and admit that his skills are not good, and his arrogance is two points weaker!

"Mr. is not good at civil governance, there must be martial arts, Xiliang counties, often harassed by the Huns, can Mr. lead a group of men and horses, go straight to the Hun royal court, and insist on his order to ask the guilt?"

"Well! …… In the lower body is weak and sick, can't stand the desert wind and sand, and the matter of commanding the army to fight, it is better to ask another master, ashamed! ”

You Heng shook his head again, he didn't know martial arts, and he didn't know the art of war, he went out to the desert, fought fiercely against the Huns, and the famous general Li Ling was still wiped out, and he was afraid that there would be no bones!

"The Sun brothers, who dominate Jiangdong and disobey the imperial decrees, can you persuade them to turn against them and surrender with courtesy?"

"Well! …… Jiangdong Tiger, tyrannical and domineering, words are difficult to move his heart, the court please be smart, I am very ashamed! ”

"The world is in turmoil, the conquests are continuous, the imperial treasury is empty, and the income is beyond the ends of the year after year, does the gentleman have a way to gather money, hoard grain and grass, and prepare equipment for the army?"

"Well! …… Or please be smart, I'm ashamed! ”

You Heng replied once, he had to take a step back, his little face was flushed, his arrogance was completely gone, if there was a gap in the ground, he must have gotten in, he was really ashamed!

"Mr. is not good at civil and military affairs, high and low, except for big words and deception, it is useless to the country, it is really a hanger, rice bag, wine barrel, meat bag!"

The most vicious thing in the world is to return the favor to the other in his way, Xiao Yi returned what Mi Heng had said, word for word!

"Good! -Good! -Good! …… Great Sima is mighty! ”

Every time Xiao Yi asked, the civil and military ministers and hundreds of scholars shouted, waved their flags and shouted, stood and cheered, and when they saw the 'poisonous tongue' being sprayed, they were full of joy, which was really relieving!

"You! You guys! …… I'm mad at me! …… Burst! ”

Since your debut, you Heng has sprayed the civil and military ministers, sprayed the local heroes, sprayed hundreds of schools, and has always been invincible, never expected, the strong have their own strong hands, the trolls met the troll king, ashamed, angry, suddenly spewed out a mouthful of blood, and the person fell to the ground unconscious!

"Someone! …… Carry him down and take good care of him! ”

Xiao Yi beckoned lightly, and asked people to carry You Heng down, this Confucian 'poisonous tongue' will be of great use in the future, and then he looked at Cao Cao, and the Hundred Schools of Thought Conference can be successfully concluded!

"All the sons of a hundred schools, with the same root and the same origin, are all descendants of the Protoss, descendants of Yan and Huang, and they should be of one heart and one mind to govern the country and the country...... From today onwards, hundreds of students who are interested in careers, regardless of their background, are hired according to their talents, and those who have no intention of being officials can live in schools and teach disciples. ”

Cao Cao stood up and announced the end of the contest with a loud voice, and at the same time recruited hundreds of children with a broad mind, and all of them were used!

"Blessed Prime Minister! …… Dahan wins! …… Yanhuang Wanzai Yongchang! ”

(End of chapter)