Chapter 162: Yun Hao's joke
Yun Hao's eyes widened like a table tennis ball, and he looked directly at a shop on the side of the road. www.biquge.info This shop sells pottery, and there are several pottery horses of different shapes in the corners of the face. The glaze is painted with colorful lines, which looks extraordinarily gorgeous.
Oh my God! Tang Sancai! As a traverser, Yun Hao knew what price Tang Sancai had sold for in the later generations. It's millions of dollars of dollars casually, and in my previous life, I could only salivate over the pictures. No, you must get a few Tang Sancai to go back and show off and make up for the shortcomings of your previous life.
After getting out of the carriage, Yun Hao went straight into the porcelain shop, glanced left and right, and the chubby boss immediately rolled over like a ball.
Although I don't know Yun Hao, I watched Yun Hao go in and out of the carriage. Wearing a satin gown, followed by a guy who looks like a domestic servant. The servant who drove the car was still carrying a horizontal knife, and at first glance he was the young master of a large family. Such a person is not something that he can offend as a trader.
"Objectivity, you want something. Inform me, and the small one will be sent to your house. The fat boss nodded, and a fat face smiled as bright as a chrysanthemum.
"Hmm!" Yun Hao snorted with his nose, fully showing off his superiority. In these years, Lao Tzu is no longer a dick who sits on the steps and whistles at beautiful women. Now Lao Tzu has a car, a house and a deposit, a standard successful person.
Ignoring the fat pig-like boss, he went straight to the shelves with Tang Sancai's horses. Yun Hao picked up a careful look, and for the first time knew that Tang Sancai's horse's tail was actually made of a real horse's tail. No wonder the pictures seen by later generations are all bald-tailed horses.
"It turns out that you want this pottery horse, may I ask when your mansion needs it. The small ones will be sent to your house on time! The fat boss was shocked when he saw Yun Hao pick up the three-color horse. It seems that none of the guests who came to the shop held this pottery horse in their hands. Moreover, it is so carefully scrutinized.
"When you need it, you need it now. Immediately, immediately! In Lao Tzu's study, there are a few ornaments missing. That's just the right fit! Yun Hao's fingers swept on the shelf proudly, signaling that these were all over. I don't ask the price when I buy something, and it's this B that is pretended.
"What? Do you have this thing in your study? The fat boss listened to Yun Hao's words, and the muscles on his face couldn't help spasming. Starting as an apprentice, he sold porcelain for decades. It was the first time I heard that someone was going to put this pottery horse in the study.
"What? Do you have an opinion? Yun Hao ignored the fat boss's expression, Lao Tzu is a rich man now, so he is so arrogant.
"No ......, no!" The fat boss's face turned red, as if he was constipated.
"May I ask where your mansion is, and the small one will send someone to deliver it." The fat boss is already thinking about whether the people he sent will be beaten.
"No, that's all. Just take the carriage back, and load all of them on the carriage for me. You can count the money with the steward! After Yun Hao finished speaking, he got into the carriage very angrily. From the moment you step into the shop and continue until you leave. His eyes were always slanted forty-five degrees, and he didn't look up to the fat boss at all.
"Hey......! Okay! As soon as the fat boss heard that he didn't have to deliver the goods, he was immediately happy to see his teeth and eyes. hurriedly went to settle with Liu Laoliu's eldest son, and beckoned the guys to move to Yun Hao's carriage.
Along the way, Yun Hao played with the three-color horse, and he liked this and that was beautiful, and he really couldn't put it down. It wasn't until the carriage arrived at Yunjia Zhuangzi that he reluctantly put it down.
"What did you buy and come back so happy?" When Zhao saw his eldest son bouncing around, he knew that something good was going on. Since hitting Jinyang, life is getting better and better day by day. From the absence of a place to stand, to now the house is standing and lying on the ground. Hundreds of households and craftsmen have to revolve around their homes, and the Zhao family has never been so happy. Even when Yun Hao's father was alive, he never dared to think about the current life.
All this was brought by the eldest son, and the Zhao family naturally looked at this child as a treasure. If it weren't for someone next to him, Zhao couldn't wait to take two bites in his arms.
"Mother, the child bought some pottery horses, which are very beautiful. Then he ordered someone to put it in the study! Yun Hao jumped out of the car and lifted the curtain to show Zhao as if offering treasure.
The sun was shining brightly outside, and the light inside the car was really dim. Zhao glanced at it, and said with a smile: "I have chilled the melon for you to keep, and it looks like it's hot today." Hurry up and go inside, how can you get a heat stroke? After speaking, without waiting for Yun Hao to climb into the carriage and take out a pottery horse to show off, he pulled Yun Hao into the hall.
A servant had already brought out the prepared chilled melon, and in the hot weather, this thing was the best way to relieve the heat.
After eating two melons, Yun Hao found that Zhang Miaoke was not there. Lai Shun'er and Qi Biao, who were recuperating from their injuries in the Yun family and didn't leave, didn't know where to go. Before he could ask, Zhao said, "As soon as you left, a letter came to the city." Mr. Zhang was sick, and your daughter-in-law asked Lai Shun'er and Qi Biao to escort him to the city. Hurry up Ming'er, you also go into the city to see Mr. Zhang. Miao Ke's child doesn't have any relatives in Jinyang, and this uncle is afraid that he will have to be respected like a father. ”
Zhang Wenzhong was actually sick, which Yun Hao did not expect. I'll really have to check it out tomorrow, and although this old guy is slippery like a loach, he's still good for himself.
After eating the chilled melon, Yun Hao went back to the study. I really want to see what Tang Sancai looks like when he puts a shelf.
As soon as I entered the study, I saw Lao Sun looking at a shelf of three-colored horses in a daze. Yun Hao smiled, it seemed that Lao Sun was obviously shocked by so many three-colored horses. "Daochang Sun, what do you think of this horse?" Yun Hao was complacent, and even Sun Simiao, who had never liked luxury, stared at it, and it seemed that what he did today was not bad.
"You're going to put this thing in the study?" Lao Sun looked at Yun Hao as if he was looking at an alien.
"Yes! Such a good thing, where is it not placed in the study? Yun Hao remembered that there was still a statue in Jia's mother's bedroom in the eighty-seventh version of "Dream of Red Mansions", could it be that Lao Sun asked Lao Tzu to put this thing in the bedroom? How can this be, this thing is bought just to show off. Put it in the bedroom for anyone to see, is it difficult for someone to visit the bedroom in their own home without the living room?
"Oh, lay it out! It's good, it's good! Lao Sun was obviously stunned for a moment, obviously he didn't think about how to answer Yun Hao's question.
After Lao Sun finished speaking, he walked straight out of the door. He didn't even say anything about coming to Yun Hao. Yun Hao looked at this strange man, and only said that he was startled by Tang Sancai. It's no wonder that anyone who has such a horse with Tang Sancai can not be surprised. Just these horses, converted into US dollars, are enough to buy several school district houses in the imperial capital.
Lao Sun left, and Yun Hao admired these three-colored horses for a while. Chai Shao came, and he was dumbfounded when he saw the three-colored horse chests in Yun Hao's room. The reaction was much worse than that of Lao Sun, and his fingers trembled like a stroke for a long time before he asked: "You want to put this thing in the study?" The expression of asking questions is much more exaggerated than that of Lao Sun.
"Yes! What's the problem? Yun Hao was a little puzzled, Chai Shao was the son of an official eunuch. It should be said that he has eaten and seen the master, so he has not even seen the three-color horse. How do you see this three-color horse with this expression? Shocked Lao Sun Yunhao thought it was possible, but shocked Chai Shaoyunhao thought it was unlikely.
"No ......! Nothing! Chai Shao's face seemed to be constipated, and he took a closer look at Yun Hao's face. I forgot what I was going to say, so I bowed my hand and took my leave.
"What's wrong with this person?" Yun Hao looked strangely at this Chai official and fled, not understanding what was wrong. But in the bottom of my heart, there is a trace of bad premonition. It seems that there is something wrong with these three-color horses that I bought.
"The heat is dead, the heat is dead. What is Chai Shao doing here? Why did you leave in a panic? Zhang Miaoke fanned the wind with a handkerchief, and rushed in. snatched the ice water from Yun Hao's hand and poured it into his mouth.
"Poof......!" As soon as the ice water was poured into his mouth, it squirted out at high speed. Zhang Miaoke's eyes looked directly at those three-colored horses, as if they had been immobilized.
"This! This! This! Whoever did it, who put this stuff here. Zhang Miaoke pointed to the three-color horse, and his fingers trembled as if he had had a stroke.
"Me! I just bought it from the market, how beautiful! Yun Hao wiped the ice water on his face, it was quite cool in the summer.
"You...... Are you crazy to put these things here? Zhang Miaoke looked at Yun Hao in disbelief, and her eyes were about to fall out of her sockets.
"What? What's wrong with these things? "Now even a fool knows that there is something wrong with these three-colored horses.
"You don't know? This thing is a dead vessel, which is used for the burial of the dead. If there is a living person in the house, smash it and throw it away! No, I have to ask Daoist Yuan to do a ritual. These things are still more reliable. Zhang Miaoke was like a cat with its tail stepped on, shouting for the minions to sweep away the three-colored horse. Then he went out in a hurry!
Oh my god! Tang Sancai is a dead vessel, which is used for the burial of the dead. Yun Hao felt as if he had eaten more than a hundred flies, and even the small flies that were constantly flying in front of him were in front of him.
Damn gringos, buy the things for the burial of the dead, you can buy them expensively. And those magazines in China, the fucking light knows the price. Can't you give it to popular science, this thing is a fucking burial for the dead?
"Throw it away, throw it away, all the fucking thing. It's all fucking smashed by Lao Tzu! Yun Hao jumped up, kicked over the case, and shouted angrily.
That's right, it's kicked over the case. Impulsiveness is the devil, and Yun Hao has paid a terrible price for impulsiveness since then. Qin Qiong, Chai Shao, and the eldest grandson Wuji practice martial arts all year round, and it is not a trouble to kick a case. Yun Hao's small arms and legs, the consequences of kicking like this are very serious.
"Ah......h Yun Hao let out a miserable howl.
"You sprained the joint in your foot, and the old man straightened it for you. In the future, don't learn from those reckless people, kick the case a few times and kick the bench at every turn. What are they capable of, what are you capable of. "Lao Sun has never seen a person who hurts himself in anger, although he is the king of medicine, he has never seen it, he pulled Yun Hao's foot with a strange face, and closed the bone groove, the technique was rough, the way was rough, there was no beauty at all, and Yun Hao was thrown on the bed like a sack.
"You all know, don't tell me, you all hide in the dark and watch my jokes, it's funny to see my jokes, isn't it? I'm going to make you laugh enough today. Yun Hao forgot the ancient admonition that doctors should not be offended, and babbled Sun Simiao from beginning to end, from the righteousness of old friends, to live and die together, and then criticized him for ignoring these friendships and standing aside to watch the lively sins.
"You have a small belly and chicken intestines and complain about the old way, you have a black heart, you do something wrong, you push things on others, you have no gentlemanly demeanor, and you don't have a pure heart, you are the garbage between heaven and earth, and the source of poison in the world."
Lao Sun was still angry after scolding, and the excuse was that there was a problem with the technique just now. Regardless of Yun Hao's strong opposition, he staggered the bones again and reconnected them, the technique was even more unbearable than just now, how could there be a trace of the demeanor of a miracle doctor. As for Yun Hao's screams, he regarded them as singing.
Jokers are everywhere, and even in the Great Sui, there are countless boring people who are very keen on imaginatively arranging this prodigy.
"I heard that Brother Yun from the Guogong Mansion was crazy, and the three-color horses accompanying the funeral were pulled home in a cart."
"Oh! You didn't hear it right, it is said that Brother Yun is discussing the mystery of yin and yang with Daoist Sun Simiao. These things are for the ...... of the underworld! ”
"Really, how did I hear about ......!"
There are all kinds of rumors, there are supernatural versions, fantasy versions, and fairy versions. There are even some guys who analyze Yun Hao's behavior of buying three-color horses from a historical perspective. It was concluded that the kid was not very good at his brain.
(Fortunately, this is in Dasui, if it is known by those authors of the starting point Chinese network.) Maybe the two-dimensional version will come out. )
It is said that when Li Yuan heard this, he burst out laughing on the spot. Evenly, the tea soup in his mouth sprayed Chai Shao's head and face.
Should! Who let this kid choreograph Lao Tzu! Who hasn't made a mistake, the damn you didn't do the slightest stupid thing when you were a child?
Zhao's face was frightened, she was a country woman. How have you seen the three-color horse accompanying the burial, there is a bit of gold and silver burial in the countryside, even if it is tall. That's it, I'm afraid that someone will dig the grave in the middle of the night. If it weren't for the fact that the daughter-in-law was everyone's best friend and had seen the world, and now those things were still in the son's study, the joke would have been a big one.
Seeing Yuan Tiangang babbling around at home, Yun Hao panicked in his heart, but his legs and feet were not good and he couldn't walk. This magic stick was slandered by himself last time, and this time he will inevitably hate and slander himself once. The lines in "Infernal Affairs" are so fucking right, "Come out and mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back." ”
Just when Yun Hao was upset, Chai Shao hurriedly rushed into Yun Hao's bedroom. Yun Hao looked anxious, and said urgently: "Oh no, something is wrong." ”