The eldest grandson made a move, like a female tiger descending the mountain, and it was really fierce. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info don't look at her gentle and elegant personality, but how can she be a queen with a good appearance and role, how can she suppress the harem without two brushes?

This fat beating, it's really a good meal.

The old man was in tears, pitiful and sighed: "The history books are all fucking deceitful, and it is still recorded that after being benevolent and virtuous, is there a queen who beats people at every turn?" He scolded in his heart, and scolded all the guys who wrote history books after the Tang Dynasty one by one, but his eyes were cautiously staring at the white jade hand of the eldest grandson, for fear that the other party would be unhappy and come to cut him again.

It's okay to beat it twice, and the gangster's rough skin and thick flesh mean that he is not afraid, but the magic of pulling his ears with his hand really gives him a headache. Grasping and twisting left and right, that kind of pain, that kind of sourness, is really painful.

It is said that this kind of mastery is a woman's innate magic skill, and the skill unlocking time is different, there are girls who can comprehend it at the age of seventeen or eighteen, and there are also girls who become women and slowly learn it. Although the women learn this trick at different times, no matter how late they understand it, once they become mothers, this magic skill is immediately perfected.

Don't say that Han Yue can't stand this trick, even His Majesty the Emperor has to eat it once in a while, countless princes and princesses have all heard the color change, you don't see the little son is only three or four years old, and at this time they are all shrunk in Concubine Yang's arms with a look of cuteness I am very obedient Don't tease me.

Li Shimin smiled a little gloating, he looked at Han Yue's red ears and said, "Yes, if you twist it again, it will almost look like the color of a monkey's butt." How about the stinky boy, the queen's teachings are unforgettable, if you dare to act recklessly in the future, be careful that I will directly arrest you into the palace, and let the queen teach you a lesson every day. ”

"Teach ...... day by day" Han Yue's face was cold, only to feel that the dark clouds on his head were covered, and his future life was bleak.

"You don't have anything like that!" He lamented miserably, how can he be angry in Datang in the future if he provokes this unreasonable person in the family? No, you have to save yourself and find a way to fool the emperor away.

"Your Majesty!" With a smile on his face, he cautiously tentatively said: "You see it's late at night, the world is waiting for you to sort out, and there must have been countless twists and turns in the palace, is it time for you to drive back to the palace?" ”

"Want to come up with a moth again?" Li Shimin squinted at him, and directly exposed the slap in the face: "I have seen a lot of the owner of the evil face of the guest, and there are not many people like you who talk about him left and right." ”

"Uh......" Han Yue looked confused, and said with a sneer: "I call it a curve to save the country, hehe, a curve to save the country." ”

Li Shimin snorted softly.

Han Yue saw that his posture was settled, hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't hold it back, and tried again: "Your Majesty, aren't you really in a hurry to return to the palace?" ”

"What are you going back to the palace for?"

"Batch folding! Sleeping maid...... Uh, it's to cultivate the body and mind, cultivate the body and mind, so that you can keep the dragon body healthy......" Han Yue almost slapped himself, just this broken mouth, seeing that he was about to succeed What are you talking about, the emperor's sleeping palace maid wants you to take care of it? It's time to beat it!

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the eldest grandson smiling, a pair of jade hands with ten fingers open, as if he would change his move at any time, the Nine Yin White Bone Claws were handed over, he was so frightened that his neck shrank, and he carefully retreated behind Doudou.

Hearing Li Shimin say lightly: "I don't return to the palace today, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty have three days of rest, why can't my royal family have a physical and mental recreation?" Although your little barren mountain is simple, it is better to stay away from the strife of the court, and it is just right for me to spend my leisure here......"

"How's that going to work?" Han Yue was anxious, he didn't care about his respectful tone, and said anxiously: "You are Your Majesty of a country, how many important matters are waiting for you to deal with in the court?" Besides, the emperor went out on patrol in micro-clothes, and no one in the palace was deterred, what if it was known to people with other purposes and caused turmoil? ”

"Humph!" Li Shimin looked up to the sky and snorted, and said lightly: "What's the matter if you're far away from the court, what if you don't live in the palace?" I have been all over the world in my life, and the throne that has been killed by the sea of corpses and blood, which Xiaoxiao dares to snatch it? If there is such a strong force, I will be overjoyed, my long sword has not been unsheathed for a long time, and I have long been eager to drink blood and hiss, who dares to cholera the court, I am waiting for him in this small barren mountain......"

This is said to be domineering, there is an inexplicable pretense, even with an old pretending criminal like Han Yue, he couldn't help but be stunned, and he couldn't help shouting 666 in his heart.

Listen, my long sword has not been unsheathed for a long time, and I have long been eager to drink blood and hiss, this is simply a copy of the famous words of a barbarian king in a game of masturbation in later generations, it is said that that guy is a real man in five seconds, and he shouts to people at every turn: My big knife has long been hungry and thirsty! That kind of pretending posture is exactly the same as Li Shimin.

Han Yue really suspected that the emperor had also crossed over, and he almost asked for a phone number!

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There was some cool breeze in the small barren mountain at night, and Tianjiazhuang was attacked and killed many people, on the mountain, under the mountain, and in the village.

The ancients paid attention to entering the earth for peace, the people were crying and collecting the corpses of their relatives, and the thousands of horsemen were finally put to use, and the emperor waved his hand and ordered it to go down, and everyone wanted to help the people.

The leader of the hundred cavalry division was a little reluctant, and finally provoked Li Shimin to be angry, such ignorant people are also a scourge to keep, the emperor gave an order, several guards stepped forward is a kick, this power-hungry guy was finally kicked to the ground, the hundred cavalry soldiers have long been unhappy with him, find a rope to trap this guy into a twist and throw it on the mountain, it is estimated that it will be difficult to recover in the future.

Han Yue also wanted to help, but was stopped by the emperor's family. Without him, the eldest grandson wants to teach him a lesson, Li Shimin wants to deter him, and the little son wants to listen to the story.

"Big brother, big brother, what happened to that grandson monkey in the end? Did he beat the Jade Emperor to death, and did he become the Jade Emperor in the end? ”

Han Yue's head was so big that he couldn't wait to slap himself to death. It's not good to tell a bad story, but it's just about making trouble in the heavenly palace, this allusion is a reflection of the rebellion, but he told it in front of the emperor's family, today is really not a good day, and he will be stupid in everything. Forcing the stars.

Fortunately, Li Shimin didn't care, the emperor was actually a fan of the story, not only did he not blame Han Yue, but he said a little eagerly: "Stinky boy should be beaten, good things don't learn, learn the plot, hurry up and continue to talk to me, what kind of grandson... Sun..."

"Monkey King!" Concubine Yang interjected beside her, her eyes lit up and said, "Title Monkey King!" ”

"That's right! Monkey King ......" Li Shimin waved his hand and said in a grand manner: "Don't be afraid, stinky boy, I am not the kind of faint king who is guilty of words, your story sounds a little interesting, hurry up and talk about it, and then dare to break the bridge section and be careful to give you a discount." ”

it, is this a Datang version of urging changes? Han Yue was speechless, and couldn't help but roll his eyes quietly. Fortunately, he has goods in his stomach, and the story of Journey to the West is well-known in later generations, even if he is a gangster who does not learn and has no skills, he can tell it a few times, and he can barely cope with the emperor's family.

So, the Tang version of Journey to the West was staged in advance, and of course changes were made during the period, such as Li Shimin's nightmares and other episodes, which can never be said, and the dynasty will also be changed to overhead, just say that it was a certain ancient time......

The emperor's family listened to it, Li Shimin shook his head, the eldest grandson and Concubine Yang rippled, the little son bit his fingers and drooled, and his big round eyes were full of worship.

Han Yue is the only one who is forced to suffer, not only to tell stories to this family, but also to cook for others part-time. He was spitting and talking about Journey to the West, but his hands kept flying and kneading the dough, and tonight he was going to make the oily noodles marked by Shaanxi for the emperor to taste.

At this moment, suddenly someone outside the earthen fort shouted to see him, but it was the soldiers of the Hundred Cavalry Division who noticed something unusual while cleaning the battlefield, and hurriedly sent someone to report it.

"Your Majesty, we collected the corpses of the people and the thugs, and found that there was no figure of Wang Lingyun, this matter is very strange, it is estimated that this person is not dead, and I ask Your Majesty to decide."

"What?" Before Li Shimin could speak, Han Yue stood up first, and the dough in his hand fell to the ground with a click.

His whole face darkened.

The cannonball hit the chest directly, you tell me Wang Lingyun now, that miscellaneous is a god?