Chapter 219: The depressed Duke of Chu
Yun Hao plans to completely disappear into the noble group in Chang'an, and on weekdays, like everyone else, he doesn't go out of the door. Pregnant women always have a lot to do, and Xin'er always wants to eat meat. Sour and spicy girl, but every day against the big fat fat, what is the way to say?
Braised pork, plum cabbage and button meat are all fat and thin meat, which is very suitable for Xin'er's appetite. You can eat two large plates and a small bowl of rice with one meal. I just feel nauseous when I wake up in the morning, and I don't vomit much. The belly is not very pregnant, but the chest is a little good.
Dugu Wanwan suffered a sin, and she vomited when she woke up early in the morning. Or vomit whatever you eat, even if you drink saliva. Grabbing the corner of Yun Hao's clothes every day, as long as Yun Hao is not in sight, he will cry his nose. It seems that Yun Hao will not want her at any time!
In the morning, I took millet porridge and went to feed my little wife. At noon, I have to cook for another little wife myself, so it's easy to stay up until I take a nap in the afternoon. As soon as he lay down, he saw Yuan Er come in and murmur like a cat. After dealing with the little wife, the son who took the panda came to play with him again. Yun Hao, who was helpless, could only cheer up, and the role of a good father still had to be played. After a tiring day, I had to deal with Zhang Miaoke who still wanted a son at night.
Yun Hao was very depressed and felt that his wife was marrying a little too much? I can't take care of my four wives, and I really don't know how Liu Hongji's bastard family managed to do more than 100 of them. Kui Guogong really lives up to his name.
Tired! It's so fucking tired, Yun Hao feels like dealing with a few women at home. It's much more tiring than his mother's war, and it's because of a mother who doesn't make trouble. If there is another unruly old lady, Yun Hao feels that he doesn't have to live.
Zhao smiled every day and looked at this daughter-in-law. Look at the daughter-in-law, holding hands and asking for warmth, the appearance of a good mother-in-law is full of posses. Every day after seeing my daughter-in-law, I went to the Buddhist hall to chant sutras. According to her old man's account, she asked the gods and Buddhas for both children. Now that you have made a great wish, you have to think about repaying it.
In order to repay her vows, the old lady went to the Great Mercy and Grace Temple in person. I don't know how much lamp oil money she gave away, anyway, after her old man left. The Great Mercy and Grace Temple began to be renovated, and the gold dust on the statue of Shakyamuni sculpted by a skillful craftsman was one finger thick.
Yun Hao was very depressed, as if his two children were handled by gods and Buddhas. If that's really the case, Yun Hao doesn't mind taking the vast sea to kill Tianzhu and kill those descendants of the gods and Buddhas in the sky.
Fortunately, I have my eldest son with snot to accompany me. It's not good to hold the panda every day, after all, it's a beast, if you can't think of giving your son a paw one day, things will be a big deal.
Yun Hao has never forgotten that no matter how cute the panda is, it is also a bear. This thing is agile and fast enough to race a leopard, and a 100-meter run past Liu Xiang, and its bite force is comparable to that of a crocodile.
A few days ago, Li Er came to Tongxing Palace to hunt, and brought a few Tibetan mastiffs paid tribute by the Tubo people to show off. He's here to show off, who uses a stupid dog like a Tibetan mastiff as a hunting dog. A dog that can be a hunting dog, who is not smart to race one by one.
I was afraid that the fat stupid dog would scare the child, but when the cloud baby with snot bubbles came out with Xiaohua. Those Tibetan mastiffs, which claimed to be able to give birth to split lions and tigers, were immediately as quiet as earth dogs. was so angry that Li Er kicked a few times, and it is said that no one has ever seen those Tibetan mastiffs since returning to the palace. I don't know if it was buried in the imperial garden to make flower fertilizer, or sent into the imperial kitchen to make a dog meat hot pot.
According to Li Er's Hades temperament, Yun Hao thinks that the latter is a little more likely.
In his spare time, he would be dragged to the academy by the fisherman. A handful of people are getting older and more like curious babies now, and they keep asking questions all day long. Yun Hao felt that if he continued to follow this momentum, it was not strange that one day the old guy came to him and told him that he wanted to study airplanes.
The results of the trip to Goryeo were fruitful, and Yun Hao was most proud of the crops growing in the ground now. The long leaves and the firm corn stalks have a lot of cobs of corn. The buds, wrapped in light green leaves, have already begun to tassel, and they can be eaten after a few more days.
I miss the taste of roasted bud rice and bud rice stubble porridge. I didn't expect that in the Tang Dynasty thousands of years ago, it was already able to eat. As for sweet potatoes, they have been planted for several acres a long time ago. This thing is notoriously productive, and it is estimated that there will be thousands of acres of land to grow this thing next year.
Yun Hao doesn't plan to plant this thing all over the world, eating too many sweet potatoes hurts his stomach. Besides, there is such a miraculous high-yield grain as corn, who gnaws sweet potatoes all day long. This thing is actually not as good as potatoes, which actually provide more calories than sweet potatoes. And there are a lot of dishes, cut into thin shreds, and add some vinegar when boiling the pot. Once cooked, add a few chili peppers.
Sour and spicy shredded potatoes are now Zhang Miaoke's favorite, and she has to have a plate for every meal. Yun Hao is ordering people to build utensils, and strive to make a lot of vermicelli in the first autumn. In the winter, I don't change the sauerkraut stewed vermicelli for the prince.
"Alang! The slave family wants to eat that red thing. As soon as she thought of eating, Dugu Wanwan pulled Yun Hao's clothes and coquettishly. Pregnant women are squeamish, but they only like to eat tomato and egg noodles.
Poor child, I haven't eaten a meal of tomato egg noodles for so long. When Yun Hao made tomato and egg noodles for the first time, Dugu Wanwan didn't even dare to put down chopsticks. She couldn't figure out what that red thing was.
However, seeing Yun Hao eating heartily, he was not afraid. Pick up the big bowl, and the snoring will start eating. The image of everyone's ladies in the past is gone.
When Li Er came, he also ate a bowl of tomato egg noodles. As a result, when he left, he took a cart of tomatoes from Yunjia's house. Since Li Er was sent, Li Yuan couldn't afford not to send it.
The old guy is now cowering in Da'an Palace, ready to disappear into Chang'an City like Yun Hao. In fact, the old guy can't get out of Da'an Palace. As long as he travels, it is generally a battle of several thousand people. The head of the guard is either Wei Chigong or Cheng Zhijie. When Duan Zhixuan is in the capital, he will also make a cameo. Anyway, no one dared to let him out without Li Er's cronies.
Li Er may feel that he has done too much, in order to make up for his father's mental trauma. Li Er unprincipledly stuffed money into Li Yuan's hands and stuffed women, and there was already a trend of overcrowding in the small Da'an Palace.
Now no one dares to go to Da'an Palace to communicate with Li Yuan, not even Li Yuan's sworn friend Pei Lian. Yun Hao didn't have the habit of looking for a cigarette, if Li Er hadn't asked him to enter the palace to see Li Yuan, he wouldn't have gone to Da'an Palace.
A cart of sweet potatoes and potatoes were loaded. Break another basket of bud rice and two baskets of tomatoes. Yun Hao swaggered to Da'an Palace!
After almost a year of not seeing each other, Li Yuan became almost unrecognizable to Yun Hao. Li Yuan, who was sitting on the chair, was shirtless, with a tiger skin under his buttocks, and a wine jug in his hand. There are two more on the left and right, almost naked beauties. In front of him, two fat women were pushing around in the middle of the field. It's a good Da'an Palace, and now it's like a Xiangma cottage.
Sumo wrestling is one of the favorite sports of the Chang'an aristocracy, and everyone has two sumo wrestlers at home. But it's a bit too much for you to have a female sumo wrestler like a male sumo wrestler, shirtless and wearing only a crotch cloth.
It's better to be naked!
I don't know why, Li Yuan even had a hairy beard all over his face. And a lot of beards are white, and the strong muscles in the chest are now hanging on the stomach. Fat on the belly, piled on the crotch. The loose old skin looks like pine bark, and if you look closely, there are many age spots. Yun Hao can be sure that this person is a waste. Even if he is allowed to restore now, I'm afraid he won't have that heart anymore.
As long as this person is surrounded by wine, his body is not good. But think about it, if you don't even get wine in this life, you have to have a good body and eggs.
"It's rare that someone has entered the old man's Da'an Palace, you kid is bold enough. Come here, drink! Li Yuan saw Yun Hao come in and sat on the chair with a big grin. He took a big sip of wine and said with a spurt of wine in his mouth.
Yun Hao took the golden bottle handed over by the palace people, fortunately it was grape wine. The icefish clanged inside, and the red wine slurry was like blood.
"Da'an Palace, Da'an Palace. If the Emperor continues like this, how can he be safe? The twenty-eight best people are like crisps, and they slash fools with a sword at their waists. In the open, there is no head falling, and secretly the marrow of the king is withered. Yun Hao took a sip of grape wine, looked at the two women who were fighting in the audience and said.
"Huh! You did a good job in this poem, but what the old man is thinking about now is the death of the peony flower, and it is also romantic to be a ghost. In this life, the old man is pure, and it is also a pleasure to get old and enter the flowers. Li Yuan poured another sip of wine, and his whole body exuded a strong taste of decadence.
"The kid is not too blessed by the emperor, having four wives is enough for the kid to be busy. However, the boy's kung fu of scratching his mouth is growing day by day. Today I brought some fresh food for the Emperor to taste. "I can't stand the old guy, so I rubbed the beauty on the chest in front of Yun Hao.
I really don't understand what the two of the Li family's hobbies are, and their eyes are staring at the underage girl. Touch a fart, do you have breasts......! It's a certainty!
"You kid has other skills, this food can be regarded as the best in my Tang Dynasty. Look at the old man, what is this? Li Yuan looked at the things that Yun Hao had brought, but found that he didn't know any of them.
The red fruit is very round, and the skin reflects a faint glow. It looks good, but Li Yuan doesn't know how to eat it. Pick it up and look at it for a long time, but I don't know how to put my mouth shut.
There are also two ugly-looking things that look like taro, but they are definitely not taro. With Li Yuan's experience, he didn't know what it was.
Li Yuan picked up this and put down that. I looked at it carefully for a long time, but I didn't understand what these things were in front of me.
"Why haven't I seen these things, where did you get them?" Li Yuan said with some suspicion. He wasn't worried that Yun Hao would poison himself, and now that there was a cup of poisonous wine in front of him, he dared to drink it. Mixed up with this, it's like that if you don't die. Maybe it's better to be dead!
"I got it back from Goryeo, and the kid almost died in Liaodong for these things. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a lot of hardship. That green thing is called corn, and twenty or thirty stones per acre of land is still guaranteed. The one called the potato is even more powerful, and the yield per mu can reach 50 stones. It's called a sweet potato, but it's not good for the stomach and can't be eaten as food.
The worst thing is this thing called tomatoes, which can be used as both vegetables and fruits. It is sweet and sour in the mouth, and it is the best accompaniment to the drink in the summer. Boy, I'll send you some, you can try it! Yun Hao said, taking a bite of the tomato. Red juice immediately flowed down the corners of his mouth.
Li Yuan followed Yun Hao's example, picked up a tomato and took a bite. His eyes lit up immediately, and he ate the tomatoes in two bites. The taste buds that were anesthetized by alcohol seem to be much better.
With a wave of her hand, the fat sumo woman stepped back. **The beauty also retreated, and the two of them wandered to the imperial kitchen. The emperor and the emperor want to eat, and Yun Hao can't escape the fate of being a cook. They are also qualified to let Yun Hao, who is the prince of the country, cook.
Sweet potatoes are just washed and steamed. Steamed thoroughly, peel off the skin and mash it in a bowl. Pile them on a plate to make them look like mountains and sprinkle some sugar on top. It looks good, and it is sweet and soft in the mouth, which is most suitable for an elderly person like Li Yuan.
Sour and hot shredded potatoes should be Li Yuan's favorite, and the cook's knife skills are very good. The shredded potatoes are cut like hair, and the sour taste of the fried potatoes is paired with red peppers, and the look makes you have an appetite.
Li Yuan sucked a bowl of tomato egg noodles and tasted the sweet potato. The sour and hot shredded potatoes really liked Li Yuan very much, and there were not even chili peppers left on a plate.
Now sitting on the maza, peeling an old corn and gnawing.
"This Tang Empire belongs to your Li family, so it is said that I don't have the right to speak. But you really don't want to see with your own eyes, what will become of the Tang Empire you created single-handedly in the hands of Your Majesty? "Yun Hao is also gnawing old corn, and he hasn't eaten it for many years.
"What has become of it, does it have anything to do with the old man? Jiancheng died, and so did Motoyoshi. Erlang is now the emperor, what is the old man? The Emperor? Look at the four weeks, what is the difference between the Emperor and the prisoner. Hum! You also have a part in the original thing. Outside the Xuanwu Gate, you are very majestic. Li Yuan was intently gnawing on the old corn and didn't look at Yun Hao.
"Why doesn't it matter? You built this empire with your own hands, and you don't want to see what will become of it? Under your rule, the Tang Empire is full of wolves. During the Wude years, the kid was always sending troops to release horses. So that the kid only gave birth to one child!
Is corn delicious? This thing can produce twenty or thirty stones per acre of land. With the addition of potatoes and sweet potatoes, Datang will no longer have hunger worries in three or five years. Emperor Taishang, you are also a person who knows the people's feelings. The common people have food to eat, and whoever has water in their brains will rebel. The year of Zhenguan is destined to be a great year. The boy wants you to live and see how prosperous and powerful the empire you have built will be. ”