Chapter 502: Hold your pee
Jiang Nan was pleasantly surprised, because Murong Shishi finally spoke to him. Bayi?? Chinese =≠=.≤
And, again, take the initiative!
Although the other party is scolding himself, it is better than being cold to himself!
turned his head to look excitedly, but now Murong Shishi ignored him again.
Decisively turned his head and looked out the window.
Jiang Nan hung his head in frustration, sighed and turned his head.
Paralyzed, empty rejoice!
Maybe it's because he has a grudge in his heart, looking at the 'long dragon' in front of him, he really wants to step on the accelerator to the end and hit it hard.
Fortunately, a trace of sanity is retained!
Because this idea is unwise, unreasonable, and unworkable.
Although Xue Muqing's Ford Mustang is fierce, it can at most crash into two cars.
Next, how is it possible to crash all the remaining cars away?
Want to crash through this long line, unless you drive armored cars and tank cars.
Even if the bulldozer wants to get there, it may be helpless and have nothing to do.
The most critical premise is that the traffic police uncle will let you run into it like this.
"Why are you still here?"
The movement was too loud, and Xue Muqing and Murong Shishi's girlfriends were awakened.
"There is a big traffic jam, which is better than the morning rush hour and the evening rush hour, and I can't help it."
Jiang Nan shrugged and replied helplessly.
Whoever makes Huaxia now buy cars as long as they have a little money, and some even buy several.
The road is just like that, and when there are too many cars, it will naturally be blocked.
If there are no other more concise means of transportation, or if people's concept of buying a private car has not calmed down.
I believe that there will be no morning peak and evening peak every day in the future.
Because, the road is blocked all the time, every minute.
"Hey, it's moving!"
Murong Shishi's girlfriend screamed excitedly.
Jiang Nan stared at it, and really walked forward.
I was excited and immediately followed.
After driving out for nearly 300 meters, it turned out to be very blocked!
Another empty rejoicing, Jiangnan is really like a scolding mother now.
However, fortunately, it was a little consolation to move forward for 300 meters.
Simply turn on the radio and listen to music to soothe your mind.
"I'm getting off!"
As soon as Jiang Nan turned on the radio, Murong Shishi in the back seat shouted.
"Huh?"
Jiang Nan paused for a moment, turned his head to look at Murong Shishi, "Why?" Isn't my music good? ”
"I'm getting off!"
Murong Shishi ignored Jiang Nan, and still spit out these four words in his mouth.
"I'm not worried about music anymore, can't I make it yet?"
"I'm getting off!"
Murong Shishi's tone was a few decibels higher.
At least, Xue Muqing and her girlfriend, who were sitting on the left and right, had their ears fluttering.
"Why do you want to get out of the car?"
Jiang Nan wondered why the other party insisted on getting out of the car, and said, "Now the car in front of you walks a little, and the car behind will immediately follow, and you may be knocked down if you go down." ”
"I'm getting off!"
"Why the hell do you say it, it's really not safe to go down now!"
Jiang Nan wanted to complain about a repeater, so he would say these four words.
can think that Murong Shishi is still angry, so he simply says less if he can say a word.
Murong Shishi didn't speak anymore, just glared at Jiang Nan fiercely.
Jiang Nan met the other party's gaze and grinned.
Either way, he couldn't let the other party get out of the car, it was for her safety.
Xue Muqing and her girlfriend on the side were also stunned, wondering why Murong Shishi insisted on getting out of the car at such a time.
After taking a serious look at Murong Shishi, maybe they were both girls, and the two quickly understood.
After glancing at each other, it was her girlfriend who slowly asked, "Do you want to go to the toilet?" ”
Toilet?
Jiang Nan was slightly stunned, and glanced at Murong Shishi through the rearview mirror.
It seems that this stunner is really going to the toilet, because his legs are trying to clinch together.
But now, even if you want to go to the toilet, you have to hold it!
The road is congested, where is the bathroom?
If you haven't driven 100 meters before, it's okay because you can see the road, and if you follow the road, you can find a public place.
But now, after driving 300 meters, it has been elevated.
Murong Shishi didn't answer, and her girlfriend continued to ask, "Do you want to be small?" ”
"Hmm!"
Murong Shishi nodded subconsciously.
Who let her drink too much at the bar just now, Jiang Nan and the three of them just took a sip and occasionally drank half a glass.
On the other hand, she is bored one cup after another!
Counting the time, it's really time to go to the toilet.
"Hey, figure it out!"
Murong Shishi's girlfriend slowly stretched out her hand and patted Jiang Nan's head.
"What can I do, now I can't go to the village, I can't go to the store, how can I have a toilet?"
It doesn't matter if you go to the toilet, but why do you come here for Mao at such a time, which makes Jiangnan stumped.
"You hurry up and find a way, if you don't know Murong Shishi, I will forgive you."
Xue Muqing on the side also urged Jiangnan.
She is helping Jiangnan, since she has said this now.
If Jiang Nan can really come up with a way, when the time comes, Murong Shishi will have to forgive even if he doesn't want to forgive.
"Why don't you hold it first? If you get off the elevated road, you will be able to find the toilet! ”
Jiangnan made a suggestion, which is also a way to go.
"How long does it take to get off the elevated?"
Murong Shishi's girlfriend asked directly about the point.
"At this point, it would take at least half an hour."
Jiang Nan deliberately shortened the time, which can be regarded as a little comfort to Murong Shishi.
"Can you hold it for half an hour?"
"It's okay!!"
"Our women have a different physiological structure from your men, you men just have a tube, and they can't hold it back, so they pinch it with their hands, and we women can't!"
Murong Shishi's girlfriend explained angrily, and the words she said were very 'man'.
It can be seen that she cares about Murong Shishi very much.
Jiang Nan scratched his head with his hand and began to think again.
The rows of cars in front of him showed no signs of moving at all, so he had to figure out a way.
Otherwise, Murong Shishi may pee his pants!
It's a shame for adults to pee their pants!
What's more, she is still a big beauty who cares about her image.
Suddenly, Jiang Nan turned his head to look at Xue Muqing.
To be precise, he looked at the bag in Xue Muqing's arms: "I remember that you drank half a bottle of water at noon, and put the remaining half bottle of water in your bag, or use ......"
"Fuck off! It's all said that the structure of our women is different from that of you men!! ”
This sentence was not said by Murong Shishi's girlfriend, but by Murong Shishi himself.
It can be seen that she has already thought of what Jiangnan wants to say, and she is a little embarrassed.
Unexpectedly let herself solve it with a water bottle, how could Murong Shishi not be shy and angry?
(End of chapter)