Chapter 55: The black-faced old man is skilled
In September, Tai Baixing passed by Fangsu, and a bull-nosed Taoist priest in Chang'an pinched his fingers and said that this seemed to be a little interesting, and he smiled in front of the emperor and gave a suggestion: Your Majesty, why don't you do a trick for you?
Li Dong listened: Yo, there is still this ability? Come, give me one.
The Taoist priest waved the dust and shouted: "Leave you!"
And then...... Then a group of unlucky people in Luoyang were arrested, saying that they were "forming a party for personal gain".
The group of people who were arrested, in Lao Zhang's words, are the sympathizers of the "bankrupt industrial and commercial households in Juye County". Of course, whether it is really sympathetic or not, this Lao Zhang has no way to guarantee it, after all, the gang of "peddlers and pawns" and "industrial workers" in Juye County suddenly carried the horizontal knives produced by the Ordnance Supervisor to cut people, which really can't be explained by scientific reason.
Of course, this group of people is also awesome, and after a few years of pleasure in their mouths under the rule of Mr. Du, they can't be sewn up with a needle and thread.
"Rope life" is such a "tight dish"!
These cattle people who were "arrested and brought to justice" actually sprayed a sentence "This is the disaster of the Later Han Party"!
In this regard, let alone Lao Zhang, President Du's heart that wanted to be rescued was cold at the time, and then it was broken. This hurts even more than a broken egg, isn't this Nima a cheater.
What do you mean? What do you mean?!
Woe to the party!
Isn't this pointing at the emperor and scolding the eunuchs?
Then it was perfect, President Du originally suggested to the central government, saying that this murder must be in accordance with the Basic Law of "Zhenguan Law", and it must be approved by the Criminal Department, and it must be cautious, after all, human life is greater than heaven.
But at this time, Li Dong was already very unhappy, and directly replied with a sentence of "Da Nima is hi compared to Da Nima", and "Wan Qi" directly bypassed Yousi, ran to Luoyang with a horizontal knife, and pressed a vote of "party leaders" in Xinnan City, and chopped off their heads one by one.
This was an extremely bad incident, the emperor's hand not only slapped Du Ruhui in the face, but also smoked the emerging magnates in Shandong and the old nobles who "traveled east" to make a living.
If you just abuse Adu, the king of heaven, it can't be said to be bad, as a king, being beaten by the emperor Lao Tzu is a common thing.
Lian Wei Chigong also suffered psychological trauma because of his marital problems, and was almost forced to kill his wife and then commit suicide.
The key is that ...... "Fang Mou Du Xuan" is two people, there is still a big leader in the central government, and there is still a day of king, but the fart is useless.
The one on the cusp of the limelight is not a pig, but a Shangshu left servant who wants to resign in Shangshu Province......
Fang Xuanling gritted his teeth, went back and asked his wife for some vinegar, found an appropriate time, and spit out sour water directly at the emperor at the court meeting, which was called a sour, not only fried Wei Zheng's "carrying the boat and overturning the boat" cold rice, but even Wen Yanbo, a dead dog, took it out and shed its hair again.
It's a pity that Fang Qiao's big truth is useless. For Li Dong, those who shake the foundation of the company should all die. In the past, it was five surnames and seven hopes, but now the five surnames and seven hopes are useless, and they only deserve to wag their tails and beg for mercy, so the five surnames and seven hopes can die without having to line up.
However, those who make money from time to time earn more than 10,000 yuan a month have to "prove their free mind" from the purity of their thoughts. How to "Prove Your Freedom"? Li Dong said that there is a Taoist surnamed Yuan, who has high mana and can pinch and calculate, and I think it is very helpful.
At this moment, in September of the fifteenth year of Zhenguan, everyone was eagerly looking forward to Li Daochang's return, and swore that they would never lose to the Wu girl in mathematics again.
At this time, everyone misses the first troll in Datang, but that black-faced old man, since he learned Adu's health basketball...... No, after cultivating the skills of being an official, he nested in Huainan and silently became a low-key black-faced old man. Occasionally, I personally pushed a cart, transported oil, and went to Dongguan Town, near a certain Jinkou in a county next door, to collect wind and improve technology and knowledge.
At this time, if the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty still can't understand that this time is different from the past, it will be in vain. The prime ministers have become cowards, what are they pretending to be.
Hey, what I never expected was that the first troll in Datang really showed the highest level of spraying.
The black-faced old man wrote a letter to the "Zhongshu Ling Changsun Elder", and at the end he made a sentence "I don't know if there is a 'chaotic party' to follow the Xinhai coup......
Normally, private letters, this is no problem. On the day he received the letter, he took the letter and wiped his buttocks, and then pretended that nothing had happened.
Just kidding, the governor of Jianghuai Province wrote a letter to the central leadership, specifically complaining that he was beware of someone imitating the Xinhai coup d'Γ©tat at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. If this is spread out, everyone will not be able to think that "the eldest grandson will not come out, and the common people will be helpless".
At that time, even if it is the emperor's eldest brother, let alone jumping the Yellow River, jumping the Milky Way will not be able to wash it away.
The eldest grandson Wuji knew, and the black-faced old man reminded him that at this time, he had to stand up and give his comrades some strength and hope. Don't feel that the future is not bright, don't feel that it is dark, the road is tortuous, the future is bright, as the central leader, if you don't encourage it, who has this qualification?
Besides, you are a shit relative of the emperor, you deserve to come out and be the first bird.
Under normal circumstances, the "Zhongshu ordered the elder grandson" to destroy the letter, which can be regarded as "no investigation of this matter", and there is no proof of proper death.
However, what I never expected was that, according to the handlebar circulation of the major car dealers in Chang'an, Du "Governor" of Jianghuai Province, who was in charge of Jianghuai Province, resolutely wrote a "letter of ten thousand words" to the "Zhongshu Ling Changsun Elder" for the sake of the court and the country. Every word is the words of seeking the country, and it has poured into the fierce loyalty of President Du.
So, on a certain day in a certain year, a certain month, Li Dong sent someone to call a big car and ran to his uncle's house, saying that there was something to discuss, and he hurriedly went to the palace to talk about two cups.
The eldest grandson Wuji only had one sentence at the time: Can you not go? No way? The old man explained the matter to his family......
Before leaving, the "Zhongshu Ling Elder Sun Elder" said solemnly to his children: "Wei Lao'er is a slut!" β
The old yin has already reacted, and it is clearly fucking that Wei Zheng, an old troll, deliberately tricks people, if he didn't owe him favors again, the eldest grandson Wuji swore to get him and make him half of his body!
The black-faced old man in Yangzhou was inspecting the urban construction project of Yangzi County, spoke highly of the planning of Yangzi County, and instructed the accompanying personnel to call on Jianghuai Province to vigorously carry forward the spirit of Yangzi County.
As for what kind of spirit the spirit of Yangtze County is, in the words of the new Li County Commander, that is: there are difficulties to go up, there are no difficulties, and there are no difficulties to create difficulties, in short, it is necessary to keep going......
"General system, if you pass on the news of the private message, how can the Zhongshu Order take a break?"
Lao Li poured Wei Zheng a cup of tea and asked a little strangely.
"What then? The old man went to Shangshu and said that the emperor, are you doing this as a 'single husband' or a 'holy monarch'? The old man's life is not his life? The old man should die if he is upright? β
The black-faced old man glanced at Li Xianling, and said angrily.
"But the matter of Luoyang is that the emperor's relatives and relatives are afraid of getting burned." Lao Li frowned slightly, "The incident in Juye County caused the emperor's wrath, which is the most normal. Merchants and craftsmen, if they were placed in the past, they were not as good as even a finger of the wang clan. It's just that although there is no formal extraction of 'commercial tax' now, there are many of the imperial court's expenditures, which are actually 'commercial taxes'. As for the 'businessman's cheap industry', not to mention Princess Changle's Dongguan kiln, Empress Changsun's Amway is the emperor's imperial silver treasury...... How could the emperor allow others to get their hands on such a foundation? β
"What you say, as long as Liangjing is still human, who doesn't know?"
Wei Zheng shook his head, then sighed, staring at the tea stalk in the teacup with some interest, "It's too much, the current emperor is a man of great talent, so he naturally knows." It's just that the authority in charge of Qiankun has only tasted a little, and it is the taste of eating the marrow, so I will never forget it. To say that 'water can carry a boat and can capsize a boat' is just a fart. β
After a pause, Wei Zheng raised his head and looked at the sky: "This so-called people are water, and this people are families, scholars, and local wealthy families." But now, this people, because of the incident in Juye County, are more than 100 times more. Originally, the water that overturned the boat was just a pool of water, but now this water is a bit of a river, lake and sea......"
"That'...... Is the general system to remind the emperor? Or does it mean something else? β
"The old man is just to prevent chaos. If there is really a big incident, the old man is only afraid that in the future, killing the prince will be like killing a guinea dog. After that, the wrinkled old face twisted into a piece, and a finger pointed at himself, "Anyway, the old man has also been a Zaifu, if he dies like this, how can he say his name after his death?" β
When he said this, Lao Li didn't want to continue talking. Because he suddenly felt that the black-faced old man in front of him wanted to pull things in a certain direction, intentionally or unintentionally, and in that direction, it was like a Jiangnan soil dog.
And Lao Li, as a dog lover, how could he let the black-faced old man succeed? The dog is so cute, why should you eat it?
"Wow, this Jiangxia's white-cut dog meat is a must. You don't know, dog meat elsewhere, you don't dare to eat it for nothing. But there is a kind of dog in Jiangxia, which is unique and the most exquisite. Speaking of which, it was still a brute that China Resources had passed on in order to reward employees for giving birth. β
A clerk from the Wuhan Records Department was introducing the food to a colleague from the capital with a smile, and the chopsticks in his hand flew from time to time, "Look at this dog meat, why is it so powerful?" Just say that its skin is crispy; Let's talk about its tendons, elastic teeth; Finally, this meat, eat to warm the body, if it is accompanied by rice wine, the meat aroma and aftertaste are endless, and the lips and teeth are more comfortable......"
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A piece of dog meat with a full color and oil, with heat, is instantly sent to the mouth by chopsticks. The dog meat that was swallowed in one bite was chewed to a thin extent, and with a sip of the same warm rice wine, it was swallowed.
"Ahh Good food, good food! It's a great taste! β
"How? The little brother didn't deceive, right?! Hey, in the realm of Wuhan, if you talk about eating, in addition to this Jiangxia dog meat is a unique taste, there is also this sauce purple with red, red with black duck neck, which is also delicious. β
After that, the clerk directly reached out and picked up a duck neck, "Don't think that this is an ordinary hemp duck in Chang'an, this duck neck is a mallard duck, a flower duck, a small hemp duck, and a Jianzhou black duck, so as to choose a high-quality duck neck." If it is an ordinary duck, it is more firewood and less meat, and even chicken ribs are not as good. But this kind of duck neck, please eat it......"
"Wow, the salty fragrance is delicious, there is a trace of sweetness, not only to cover up the original fishy taste of duck meat, but also to further enhance the fragrance of a certain secret sauce, such a delicacy, if it is in Chunming Building, I am afraid that one dish will be sold for five hundred Wen!"
"The most important thing is that the bones of this duck neck are like Luoyang's 'crispy bones', which can be easily chewed, which can not only suck the bone marrow in it, but also make the meat on the duck neck more memorable."
After eating and drinking, drinking and eating, this group of petty bureaucrats from the Records Department picked up the "Wuhan Evening News" and talked about the recent current political news.
And Lao Zhang was also looking at Li Zhen from Chang'an with a complicated face.
"Brother, do you mean that Wei Xuancheng really wrote a letter to the eldest grandson Wuji. And the letter also reminded the eldest grandson Wuji, saying that he should be careful that someone imitates the story of the 'Xinhai Coup'? β
"Ahh
Li Zhen nodded, very serious, very serious.
After a while, Li Zhen poked his head in a low voice: ", the adults said that the limelight has been a little tight recently, so you have to keep an eye on the surroundings, and be careful of the spies who have 'ten thousand horses'." β
Ouch...... This Nima ...... This Nima Laozi has heard of the "Xinhai Revolution", but I really don't know about the "Xinhai Coup".
Lao Zhang, who looked confused, was a little weak-hearted, and said to Li Zhen: "Brother, stay away, go back and ask first." β
When I got inside, I found a female secretary who "had nothing to do as a secretary", and Lao Zhang told the female secretary about the situation.
So Cui Jue looked at Zhang De with disdain: "You have always heard of the 'disaster of the party' at the end of the Han Dynasty, right?" β
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, there were three kingdoms, and I have heard of this.
"How the hell did you become an observer?!" Cui Jue was a little crazy, and stomped his feet angrily, "You have also been a school scrivener!" There is such a thing as you in this world...... ...... like this"
It's so angry, this kind of person actually grabs a lot of "Forever"!
As a talented girl, Cui Jue's fantasy of her husband is full of various literary and young settings, but Zhang De probably only has the setting of "good work" is the only one that barely meets the standard.
"'Xinhai Coup', there is still such a thing?"
Listening to Cui Jue explain to him, Lao Zhang reacted at this time, according to Lao Wei's meaning, I am afraid that he doesn't want the eldest grandson Wuji to die quickly.
Of course, the eldest grandson Wuji will definitely not die, in the end, he is the eldest brother, he is seriously injured, and it is so easy to die.
However, Zhang De does admire Lao Wei a little bit, the troll has a lot of skills in spraying people and the cooking skills of Wuhan chefs.
Roundabout spraying people, that's what I want.
turned around and found Li Zhen again, Brother Li's mood is complicated, after all, recently, his own Lao Tzu has been running to fight the emperor every day, bring this kind of thing, it hurts character, if you offend fans, maybe you will be banned.
And Lao Zhang didn't care about Li Jidai's fight, what he never expected was that the left and right camps back then, that is, today's "Ten Thousand Horses", looked so familiar?
Could it be that Lao Tzu crossed illegally, and the posture of the crossing was wrong, so it was a bit of a cross-session?
"You're Tang Taizong, not Ming Taizu."
The Jiangnan native dog, who looked confused, muttered and spit out, and was a little uncertain for a while, secretly thinking: Lao Tzu hacked a big inner master in the camp left and right, and it won't happen.