There was a feeling of wetness in the crotch of his pants, and Jin San tried his best to cover it with his sleeves to cover the leather robe. I don't think there will be a watermark, but the liquid underneath the robe is really hard to explain.

"My envoy of Da Dan Yu, didn't you Central Plains say that the two countries will not fight each other? If you dare to kill me, won't you be afraid that Da Shan Yu will be angry and send troops to fight against your Han Dynasty? ”

For the strength of the big man, Jin San still quickly stabilized his thoughts. not only used the etiquette of the Han family to set Yunxiao, but also moved out of the big Shan Yu behind him.

"You're so stupid, you're just fighting to grab things, who would fight for your worthless head."

"Da Dan Yu wants to maintain the dignity of the envoys of the Great Huns."

"Where are you big, turtle, your breasts are still your buttocks. With a total population of more than 2 million, dare you say that it is big? You are not ashamed, and it is not too late to expand your population to 20 million. Oh, forgot, you don't know how to count. Twenty million, twenty million, you know? ”

Yun Xiao stretched out two fingers and made a gesture of two in front of Jinsan's eyes.

Jin San was so angry that he couldn't speak, he never expected that Dahan would send such a scoundrel to negotiate with him. His mouth opened and closed, and his eyes widened. If you look at this posture, you will be so angry that you will be angry.

"You are a second goods, this Su zhì still comes out to mix. Your big order is also a second goods, and you are actually sent as an envoy of the second goods. I see that your family is all second-class goods, and you Huns are also second-class goods. ”

Yun Xiao raised his eyes and saw Batu looking at him. Pouted, "I didn't say you." The Huns look like you're the only one who isn't second. ”

With a "cluck", Jin San was completely angry by Yun Xiao. Gesang howled and rushed up, wanting to fight with Yun Xiao. was kicked out of the way by Batu.

The opponent pretended to be unconscious, and Yun Xiao felt that he had nothing to play. Leaving arrogantly with his minions, the Huns who had just left the post house as soon as Yun Xiao left the inn suddenly cried.

Gesang screamed wildly and threw himself on Jinsan's body, shaking Jinsan's body constantly. More Huns went to see Ganya, and this Hun was the head of the escort of the mission.

Wei Qihou Mansion.

"Wei Qihou is really clever, this kid collapsed with the Huns on the first day. According to the old man's subordinates, this kid not only killed the head of the Hun mission's guards. It even scared the Hun envoy so much that he peed his pants, although I didn't get along with this kid. But the old man was still very happy to hear such news, the Huns were arrogant and used to one or two such people, and it was good to kill the Huns' spirit. Don't think I'm a big man. ”

Liu Hui's face was very excited. There is the pleasure of Yunxiao humiliating the Xiongnu envoys. There is also the thrill of Yunxiao about to be punished. Anyway, Yun Xiao did a bad errand on the first day, which Liu Hui was happy to see, so he personally came to inform his hardcore allies as soon as possible, so that they could share the happiness of the pit people together.

"This son does things unexpectedly. Don't be too happy. At the beginning, he led his troops to Jiangnan. None of us expected him to kill Xiang Sanqiu so quickly. It's the same this time. You're going to have your subordinates keep an eye on this kid. If you don't get it right, he will do things that you can't imagine, and you still let your people take a good look at this kid. Prevent him from making trouble, and it will be difficult to clean it up when the time comes. ”

"There's no way to clean it up? There's no way to clean it up. The guards who killed the envoy made the envoy of the Xiongnu Da Danyu faint. I even heard that this kid openly humiliated Da Shan Yu, I'm afraid I can't be good this time. But it is estimated that there is nothing, it is a big deal that the Huns will commit the border again. Let the Xiongnu plunder some of the people's wealth and goods, which are all diseases of scabies.

Only this kid will be a henchman sooner or later, and he must be eliminated as soon as possible. I'm going to write a recital to impeach him tonight and see who will protect him this time. ”

"Don't worry, let him make trouble again. It's just two people who die, if it is said that the queen mother comes forward to compensate and write more money, maybe it will be fine. If he is making such a fuss today, if no one is restrained, he will definitely make a bigger disturbance. We will wait for this greater movement to come out, and at that time, the Huns will make a big offense, and even the old lady will not be able to speak for him lightly.

Just one crime that started the war can kill him, and no one can save him. ”

"Well, what Wei Qihou said also makes sense. The old man watched him make a fuss for a few days to see what else he could do. ”

Liu Hui smiled with a smile on his beard.

Changle Palace.

"Did he really scare the envoys of the Huns into peeing their pants?"

The Queen Mother asked Aunt Ying with a shocked face.

According to the returnees, the envoys of the Huns were not only so frightened that they peed their pants, but also fainted with fright. It is also heard that the men of the Marquis of Lintong killed two Huns in the post house. Even the head of the guard was killed, but I didn't expect this kid to look white and pure, and his subordinates were so ruthless. ”

"He is in Liwei, and the Hun envoy knows what kind of virtue the old man is. When Empress Lu was in power, the Xiongnu envoys did not bow down. flogging the post house servants at every turn, bullying men and women in Chang'an. has become a scourge, and no one in the court dares to stand up to stop it, and finally such a person has come out. It's a pity that he is too young and impatient.

The knife is sharpened too quickly, too sharp, and easy to use. But it is also easy to break, and it cannot be kept for a long time. ”

"Then the Queen Mother, do you want to give this kid a wake-up call. After all, it's not easy for me to produce such a talent. ”

"Well, you send someone to give him a private reminder. Let him restrain himself, now is not the time to start a war with the Huns. The country must rule by inaction, and cannot start a war lightly. ”

"No, the slave will send someone to remind the Marquis of Lintong."

Yusennomiya.

Qiandu stood behind Liu Qi humbly and reported the news from Liu Qiyu to Tanma.

He killed the guards of the mission, and then made the envoy pee his pants and faint in fright. Hahaha, this kid is really a troublemaker. ”

"Your Majesty, do you want to inform the Marquis of Lintong to restrain yourself. After all, the two countries will not kill the envoys, if they really want to kill the envoys. Fear...... It will cause a large-scale attack on the border gates. ”

Qiandu said with some worry.

"No, this kid monkey is so slippery. He knows how to take a chance, so let your people just report the latest situation. You don't have to worry about the rest, I want to see what this kid can make a fuss.

Belch...... There's something going on in the palace. ”

"The ladies in the palace are afraid of sending their daughters to the Huns and relatives, and the ladies who have princesses of appropriate age are contacting the ministers, hoping to marry the princesses as much as possible. Only ......"

"Only what?"

Only Wang Niangniang did not rush to contact the ministers, and Tian Wei has been very peaceful when she returned to Chang'an. It's just that sometimes I will visit some tea houses and restaurants, and occasionally go to the casino to have a game or two. Nor was he seen any of the courtiers he had contact with. ”

"This is a person who understands, and I don't have to fight if I lose. In the end, it is I who can decide the direction of the world. It seems that Nangong and Lin Filter have also reached the age of marriage leave. ”

"It's Your Majesty, the palace master of Nangong is fifteen this year. Princess Filtration is a little younger, and she is thirteen years old this year. ”

"Fifteen...... The palms of the hands and the backs of the hands are full of meat. Okay, you go down, any news from Chang'an can be reported at any time. ”

"No."

Liu Qi fell limply on the low couch, as a father who was about to send his daughter to serve the enemy. Liu Qi's heart was full of shame, self-blame and helplessness. Sometimes he really thinks that he is not the emperor of the entire Han Dynasty, so that he doesn't have to have so much pressure, how good it is to be a carefree prince. As long as you don't rebel, you can enjoy a life of peace and happiness.

"The emperor really didn't make it human."

Liu Qi closed his eyes and muttered vaguely.

Yun Xiao walked around the courtyard with his hands behind his back, and ate a little too much for dinner. This person is strange, no matter how much he eats at noon, he will not accumulate food during a nap. If you eat too much and sleep that night, you will wake up and suffer.

This beginning is not good or bad, and the success is that it scared that Shinzo to pee his pants. In the future, I'm afraid that it will be difficult for this guy to tell himself any bastard words such as raising troops and crusading against him, as for what he will say when he goes back, it will not be within Yun Xiao's consideration.

Yun Xiao was sure that Jin San didn't come this time just to marry the princess of the Han Dynasty. These guys know that the sheep herders don't understand military affairs, but they are very strong. They don't know how to scheming, but they are very cunning.

Living in the grassland desert where there is nothing but natural disasters, they are concerned about whether the water and grass will be abundant this year. Whether the cattle and sheep grow well enough, whether the belly can be filled. Will there be a white plague in winter? Will you encounter wolves when you go out, and will there be such a practical problem as eagles when you go home.

It really doesn't matter who the so-called wife is. As for whether the wife has to be the daughter of the Han Emperor, only the idle guy will worry about it.

So what is the purpose of this guy coming to Dahan? There must be something, otherwise the Xiongnu Dadan Yu would not have sent such a person. You know, although the big Han tube reception package food and accommodation. But the travel expenses on the road still have to be paid for large orders.

Wei Dongbao walked behind him and saluted: "Master Hou, there is a letter from Changle Palace." ”

"Oh, what are you talking about?"

"Changle Palace said that you should keep it and don't provoke a war at the border."

"Okay, you sue her and I know."

"No"

It is necessary to find out the purpose of sending envoys this time, so that you can know yourself and defeat the enemy. Otherwise, even if I guessed here for a night, I wouldn't be able to guess why. I also wasted more than my own N brain cells.

Those Huns were very vigilant, especially after today's setbacks.

However, it is impossible for a living person to suffocate urine, and there are always more ways than difficulties. If you want to communicate with the Huns, the best way is to use the Huns. And there happened to be such a group of people under his subordinates, "Call Batu." Yun Xiao turned around and commanded Dai Yu at the gate of the courtyard. (To be continued......)