Chapter 70: The Stink
"Hmph! It's just a thousand yuan stones, I can still rely on the account, and when the tea party is over, forget it together, it's hard to say who will win more at that time." ”
Pang Fei snorted coldly, he was in a very bad mood now, the tea party had not really started, he had lost face, and he originally wanted to take the opportunity to humiliate Wusheng, but he didn't expect Hou Chao to be so bad, and he was given a second when he came up.
Now Pang Fei's heart is as uncomfortable as eating a mouse feces.
"Haha, okay, Tianmu Demon Pupil, it's really powerful, the god body is a god body after all, and the challenge of skipping the level is not a problem, now, the tea party has officially begun, let's just drink and have fun, and after the three rounds of drinking, we will come to the battle of the ring." ”
Huang Liao laughed twice to ease the atmosphere, in fact, there is nothing to alleviate such an atmosphere, and the four heroes of Shushan look at each other and joke with each other, not once or twice.
"Brother Huang is right, our four heroes of Shushan finally gathered together, and harmony is the first. ”
Wu Sheng was in a happy mood, and immediately raised his glass: "Come, I'll do it first as a respect." ”
Wu Sheng's cup of wine was down, and the atmosphere in the courtyard was also set off.
Zhang Tianze and Zhou Yuchen sat there without saying a word, forcibly enduring the scene of the four heroes of Shushan bragging to each other, and what is even more powerful is that in addition to the joy of drinking among the four heroes of Shushan, they even have leisure and elegant poems to fight against.
Pang Fei flew a wild goose to the southeast, flew thousands of miles, flew back and forth, and returned in the coming year.
Zhang Tianze almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, this Nima is also called a poem.
However, the applause was all around, all of them were praised, and Pang Fei was so proud and enjoying that he almost regarded himself as a poet.
Zhou Yuchen wanted to lift the table several times, but was pressed down by Zhang Tianze.
I have to say that the ability of these guys to entertain themselves is really admirable.
The innate sense of superiority is also beyond the reach of people.
"Almost. ”
Zhang Tianze glanced at Zhou Yuchen.
Boom!
As soon as Zhang Tianze's words fell, he heard a loud bang coming from behind Wu Sheng's buttocks.
This sound, like a thunderbolt, disrupted the laughter and laughter.
Knock knock!
Immediately after, there were three more sounds.
All eyes were on Wu Sheng, Wu Sheng's face at this moment was like a pig's liver, he tried his best to control himself, but found that he couldn't control it at all.
The audience suddenly fell silent, and with this silence, a fishy smell like salted fish began to waft throughout the courtyard.
"It stinks, it stinks. ”
"Oh, I've never smelled such a stinky fart, this Nima has eaten a dead mouse." ”
"Brother Wu, what have you eaten, even if you want to fart, say hello in advance, besides, what kind of occasion is this, this is a tea party, we are all people with status, how can we fart on such an occasion." ”
............
A few stinky farts of Wu Sheng directly brought the atmosphere of the tea party to another atmosphere, everyone threw away their wine glasses and covered their noses, I have to say, this guy's fart is too stinky.
At this moment, Wu Sheng, 10,000 grass and mud horses are running wildly in his heart, and as one of the four heroes of Shushan, it is really embarrassing to put such a stinky fart at the tea party.
This thing is by no means normal, you must know that you are a master of the five heavens of the innate realm, even if it is not good, you will not be unable to control your fart.
However, it is no longer a matter of uncontrollable fart, because Wu Sheng's stomach suddenly turned over and over, and he was about to be uncontrollable and pulled out.
It's already a shame to let out a few farts, if you pull it out, Nima! Will you still be alive to see people in the future?
Knock knock knock......
Like a thunderbolt, the sky-high stinky fart suddenly crackled, and I saw Chen Guang, Chen Liang, and Shen Shuang, all of whom had their faces distorted, they were trying their best to control themselves, but they found that their stomachs were not controlled at all.
The whole stomach is full of gas, and it is not controlled at all to be filmed.
Vomit......
The horse monkey was the closest, and was smoked and vomited on the spot.
Zhang Tianze and Zhou Yuchen had already held their breath, the two looked at each other, forced a smile, and almost didn't suffocate.
Syllable!
Pang Fei slapped the table under him with a slap, Huo Ran stood up and pointed at Wu Sheng and the others: "Wu Sheng, what the fuck do you mean......? Smoke Lao Tzu to death. ”
If Pang Fei humiliated himself so much in normal times, Wu Sheng would have quit a long time ago, and he would definitely stand up and fight with Pang Fei as soon as possible.
But now, all he wanted to do was get out of here as soon as possible, because he was about to lose control.
Wu Sheng wanted to stand up and leave, but found that his stomach twitched so badly that he couldn't even run his true qi.
"No ......"
Finally, Wu Sheng howled, and everyone only heard the sound of gurgling, and under Wu Sheng's buttocks, feces and urine flowed sideways.
Then there were the three of Chen Guang, one more embarrassed than the other, and one more miserable than the other.
The four of them collectively on their stomachs, completely uncontrollable, and the air was filled with an indescribable smell, with the puff and snorting sound, it was simply.
"I'll do it. ”
Huang Liao vomited.
Vomit......
Zhu Yilong also vomited, many people vomited, Rao is they have seen extraordinary, and they have never encountered such a scene.
"Grass, what's going on? Who the fuck told me what's going on?"
Wu Sheng is going to die, if this matter gets out, can you still have this face?
"Li Lao's medicine, cow. ”
Zhang Tianze secretly gave a thumbs up, this scene he was waiting for, it was very happy.
The horse monkey was stunned, he didn't know what was going on? He came with him this time to see the world, he didn't expect to be embarrassed to be thrown into this part, but fortunately he wasn't the same as the four.
"Damn, it's really unlucky, let's go. ”
Zhu Yilong was the first to stand it and got up to leave.
"Stop. ”
At this moment, a loud shout sounded, Zhang Tianze, who had not spoken all this time, stood up, he looked around, and said: "Today, no one can leave, you are drugged in wine, and it is shameless to make our South Courtyard embarrassed." ”
"What? You drugged?"
Wu Sheng listened to Zhang Tianze's words, his nose smoked angrily, he believed Zhang Tianze's words too much, if he hadn't been drugged, how could he have become like this.
"Blood spews people, we have all drunk the wine, why are they the only ones who have trouble?"
Huang Liao is extremely angry, he has made a good situation, and he is already very angry when he is disrupted, and now he has to be framed.
"Anyway, today's matter, if it spreads, it will damage the reputation of my Southern Courtyard, don't think that our Southern Courtyard is easy to bully, who wants to leave this Cuiyun Peak today, there are only two choices, either like the martial masters, they will and pee on the spot, or, leave 10,000 Yuan Stones. ”
Zhang Tianze was extremely arrogant, and the fox tail was finally revealed.
At today's tea party, he wants to make a lot of money, and he has to make these people suffer dumb losses.