Recommend a funny book, "Great God Concentration Camp", this book is really funny, almost 600,000 words, the creativity draws on Zhang Xiaohua's first chaos in history, but the content is completely different, almost can make people laugh from beginning to end, although it is in the first person, but it is not inconsistent at all

PS: Don't look at it when you eat and drink, I'm afraid of choking you......

If anyone is more anxious than Wu Yuanshuang this morning, it must be Lei Laohu. As an excellent hooligan www.biquge.info Lei Laohu knew that it was impossible for him to compete with the government, and any dark force would melt like ice and snow in July in front of the government.

I just tied up that kid in the morning, and the city was already full of rain in the morning. Not only are the people in Zhang Ji Pharmacy looking for the child, but the new leader of Jinyang, Tang Guogong's Mansion, is also desperately looking for the child. The characters used, just hearing the names made the scalp of a gangster like Lei Laohu tingle.

Lei Laohu is going to regret dying, he definitely didn't expect that a doll would cause such a big storm. There were already servants in the yamen who came to him and threatened him if he did it. It is better to hand over the people, if they are found out by those people in the Tang State Mansion. The loss of bones is already the best consequence!

Who is that kid, it can't be someone from the Tang State Mansion. Could it be that he was cheated by Wu Yuanshuang this time? Grandma's, even if she was cheated. I also fucking want to pull Wu Yuanshuang into the water together, let Lao Tzu help you carry the black pot, and Lao Tzu will take you to the oil pot.

Lei Laohu spun around like an ant on a hot pot for a morning, but Wu Yuanshuang crashed in.

"You kid still dare to come! Dare to pit Lao Tzu, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you. Thunder Tiger stared, really roaring like a tiger.

"Silence! If you are heard, you and I will die without a place to be buried. Wu Yuanshuang looked around in private, and saw that there were only two of them in the huge hall, so he was relieved.

"Afraid of what? You kid dare to pit Lao Tzu, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will bury you alive now. It's right in the yard! "Lei Laohu's mouth is fierce, but his voice has been lowered by more than one level.

"Forget it! If you had the courage, you would have been the boss of Jinyang City a long time ago. Why do you want to do some abduction for a living! I'll tell you the truth, I just found out. That kid seems to have something to do with the sage and Tang Guogong's dirty affair today, so you'd better deal with that kid quickly. Otherwise, once it is found out. The world is so big, and there is no place for you to stand as a thunder tiger. ”

Wu Yuanshuang decided to carry out the fool to the end, since he had already fooled the old bottom. He didn't mind using the same excuse again to fool Thunder Tiger. Anyway, this guy belongs to the kind of person whose physical strength is not proportional to his IQ. By his own means, it seems that it is not difficult to fool him.

"What? You say this concerns the saints of today? "Thunder Tiger's eyes are bigger than a bull's eye. Oh my God! This is not Tang Guogong's business, it is related to today's saints. Is it okay to have your own little life?

"Yes, it concerns the saints of today. When I was in Luoyang, I heard rumors. Today's saints are very jealous of Tang Guogong, and they suffer from the lack of evidence to rectify it. can only banish Tang Guogong to our Jinyang, and the second son in Tang Guogong's mansion was strangely seriously injured yesterday. It is said that he was wounded by a wild beast, and it was this child who healed him. ”

"Do you mean to say that the sage sent someone to plot against the second son of the Tang family?"

"That's just one of the reasons, don't you think this kid is weird? Why did he suddenly appear in Jinyang, and why did he have so much weird knowledge? ”

"You mean ......!" Thunder Tiger's eyes were full of horror, God! I tied up someone and came back.

The two masterminds were almost scared to death, but Yun Hao slept in a dark night. I didn't sleep all night last night, and now I'm trapped in a sack and can't move, so I'd better take a good rest and recuperate. If you want to fight those kidnappers, you can't do it without good physical strength.

Yun Hao had a dream, and the dream was actually an inappropriate part for children. The veiled appearance of the female pig's feet is always very blurry, and no matter how much you want to look at it, you can't see it clearly. Just when the beauty is in her arms and wants to lift the veil. Suddenly I was kicked in the ass! Yun Hao woke up suddenly!

"It's crazy to look for this kid in Jinyang City, you guys are on the alert. Things are a little difficult to do, and the boss said to let you hide for a long time. Something happened, and the boss will skin you. "He speaks in a duck's voice, and his voice is a bit like Mr. Han, who used to explain football.

"Second master, don't worry, I'm here with three new cubs. Look at a doll and a woman, there won't be a fork. The more aggressive you look, the more valuable your idea will be. Second master, this time you have to take care of the little ones. The bosses eat meat, and I just have some soup. Hey! "The other guy has a very obscene voice, and he is not a good person when he listens to his voice.

"Don't worry! The benefits are yours! ”

"Second master, you see that this girl is still a yellow flower girl. As......! The obscene voice sounded again, and sure enough, the words spoken were obscene enough.

"Don't! I'm the young lady of Zhang Kee Pharmacy, as long as you let me go. My uncle will give you silver, and my uncle is the main samurai of the Eagle Yang Mansion. There is also a huge deal in Jinyang City, and if you dare to do anything to me, he will pick your skin. At this time, Zhang Miaoke's beautiful voice suddenly screamed. It sounded a little muffled, and it seemed to be in a sack as well.

"Yo! is still a young lady, you are blessed, second master. "The obscene voice hehehe, laughing non-stop!

"Little girl! To be honest, you're not the first lady to fall into our hands. Lao Tzu has played with everyone, and the thin skin and tender meat are indeed ecstatic. I'll open a bag for you today, grandma's! I didn't expect to tie up a big fat sheep! Ha ha! The second master of the male duck laughed. The obscene voice next to him was followed by "hey" and "hey" and laughed twice. It seems that the two have reached an excellent state of embarrassment.

Yun Hao closed his eyes helplessly, Zhang Miaoke's words were really inopportune. Now that she has revealed her identity, these robbers will definitely tear up the ticket after extortion. The warrior Tong is also the number one person in Jinyang City, and if the news leaks from any place, they will not be able to eat and walk around. On weekdays, looking at this Miaoke is also smart and clever, why is he stupid like a pig at this time.

"The two of you are just seeking money, as long as you don't move my sister. How about the boy give you a rich fortune? After listening to the words of the second master, Yun Hao couldn't continue to pretend to be dead, and immediately spoke.