Chapter 217: The Yun Family Who Was a Fat Pig

Li Daoyan glanced at Yun Hao suspiciously, and Li Chengqian also looked at Yun Hao. They all felt that Yun Hao's mental state was problematic today.

"Nuwa Niangniang made up for it, and the rest of the fast stone is Huashan. The birds fly with the sun on their backs, and the east flies to the west......! Yun Hao shouted by the neck, slowing down the horse without a trace, and kept a distance from the head of the family. The guards clasped their hands on the bowstrings, and the head of the house shouted to summon the wolves.

"I said Brother Hao, don't scare my brother. Your voice made the horses almost startled. If you really bump into something unclean, you should go to Yuan Tiangang to be quiet. I know that you don't believe this, but you can't believe this thing. Li Daoyan said worriedly.

Yun Hao glanced at Li Daoyan, Xue Rengui and his sister want to live in the Yun family, Lao Tzu will tell you?

"I won't appreciate it, this song is called the Divine Comedy. Huayin's old voice roared! Yun Hao roared, so frightened that Li Daoyan hurriedly strangled the war horse under his crotch. I don't know what's wrong with Yun Hao today, the guy who doesn't ride a horse much on weekdays wants to ride a horse today.

Perhaps Yun Hao's shouting was too loud, and there was a wolf howl in the forest beside the road. It is estimated that he saw that the team was overwhelming, so he didn't come out and bite.

"Stop singing, recruit all the wolves." Li Daoyan said angrily. Although he is not afraid of wolves, Yun Hao's singing is really no different from killing pigs.

"Uncle sings very well, very imposing!"

Ah, there are people who know the goods. Is the Divine Comedy something that you mortals can appreciate? Yun Hao smiled and gave the dog a blow to the head, urging the horse forward. On the horizon in front, you can already see the towering walls of Chang'an City.

If Chang'an City is a huge web, Li Er is the largest spider entrenched in the center of the web. He controls everything in the megacity, and even everything in the Tang Empire.

The chamberlain and the palace people didn't dare to come out, and Li Er's face on the step was a little solemn. I don't know who it is, but I can let His Majesty the Emperor personally greet him. Although it was only at the gate of the palace, it had already caused a great sensation.

Before arriving at the gate of the palace, Yun Hao jumped off the horse with Li Chengqian and Li Daoyan. Since being a courtier is a courtier, there should never be a lack of courtesy. Don't dare to learn the fate of Nian Qianyao, that is a fool.

Before he could give a salute, Li Er greeted him with a smile. didn't speak, took Yun Hao's hand and walked inside. Li Chengqian and Li Daoyan were stunned for a moment, and immediately followed into the Taiji Palace.

"Yun Qing went to the northwest to exterminate the traitors, and made a great contribution to the Tang Dynasty. I am very relieved! Li Er's loud voice echoed in the main hall of Taiji Palace.

This is not a talking attitude, the kid has become Yun Qing. This is a sign of alienation, and the emperor is a creature born with persecution paranoia. Li Er, who succeeded in the rebellion, was even more seriously ill.

Instinctively, he divided his courtiers into two parts. One is capable of rebellion, and the other is incapable of rebellion. Those who have the ability to rebel need to be prevented and suppressed, and those who are not capable of rebellion need to be promoted and reused. This is the so-called Mingjun!

In Li Er's opinion, Yun Hao met all the characteristics of rebellion. has the ability to have a wrist, and the title is enough for the master. And there is another advantage that others can't match, young! Even if Li Er can hold it down, he won't make Li Er's opposite. Li Chengqian's little pot friend can also be suppressed.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had this thought, so Zhou Yafu died. Zhu Yuanzhang had this thought, so Lanyu Li Shanchang died. If this person wasn't Yun Hao, it is estimated that his bones would have been cold by now.

"When I come back this time, Yun Qing must not refuse the official position of Shang Shu's left servant. Datang needs a talent like Yun Qing to lead the Datang army. Seeing that Yun Hao was about to give a salute, Li Er said again.

Yun Hao bowed deeply and said, "Your Majesty! This position cannot be sat on, and he does not dare to sit down! This dispatch was the last time the minister let go of the horse. From now on, the minister will no longer lead troops. Nor will he hold any official position in the imperial court, if His Majesty has the kind of errand that does not need to be an errand, and has a fortune. And the official position is still very high, and he can bully people, so please give His Majesty a micro-minister. Yun Hao said helplessly, and said that the Yun family would not rebel.

"Yun Qing, you are ......!" Li Er was stunned, it was the second time he had invited Yun Hao to serve as Shangshu's left servant. Zaifu of a country, this is how many people want to be officials who want to be officials. But this guy insisted on not doing it. This made Li Er feel like his fist was smashed into the cotton!

"Your Majesty! The kid arrived at the dive at the age of eight, and you should be most familiar with the temperament. In this life, the kid wants to eat fragrant and drink spicy food, marry a group of beauties, and have a lot of children. Life is enough!

For the sake of the Tang Dynasty, the minister has lost too much time to enjoy. For the rest of the day, the kid wanted to spend the rest of his life at home. You should be a fat pig! ”

"Uh......! Aha! Li Er laughed like a wind. Today, he conceived countless dialogues between kings and ministers, full of swords and arrows. But he didn't understand it when he wanted to break his head, Yun Hao actually replied like this.

"Your Majesty! The life of Jin Ge Iron Horse is actually the life that His Majesty wants, and the life that Weichen wants is to eat and wait for death. You are a king, and you need to have great ambitions and aspirations. A minister is a courtier, and he doesn't need to be so ambitious. The wife and children are hot on the kang, and it is best to have two or two more wines. In fact, it is the life of Wechen, and it should also be the life that Wechen yearns for.

In this Northwest Campaign, there were many meritorious soldiers. The battle was all fought by them, and there was actually no credit for this. In fact, the minister just went to make trouble for them. You know, the minister has a good mouth and doesn't eat non-food. From food and clothing to accommodation, they are accustomed to luxury, and the army is busy with this little hobby of the ministers.

The minister said that he would not lead troops in the future, but in fact, it was also for the sake of the imperial court. One day, because of the fault of the minister, the loss of the teacher humiliated the country and His Majesty wanted to cut off the minister's head, which was not good. It's better to leave early, so that you can still bluff people with the name of a famous Tang general. ”

"Hahaha! Set up a banquet with wine, I want to wash the dust for Yun Qing! Li Er smiled even more heartily, Yun Hao had made it clear that he would no longer lead troops, which made him really feel comfortable. Most of the heart sickness in my heart has gone, and the rest is to see if Yun Hao can really do it, and enjoy it without distractions.

When the army returned to Chang'an in triumph, it was welcomed by Li Er's warmest and grandest. The officials of the Ministry of Rites were driven like frightened donkeys, busy with the triumphant ceremony.

In this imperial conquest, although the Eastern Front wiped out Luo Yi and defeated the Turks and Koreans. But after all, the victory was not so glorious, so the triumphal ceremony was far less grand than that of the Western Route Army. The Western Route Army, but they really relied on the sword to fight hard. Kill Youliang, fight Suzhou! The Jingguan of the building of the head shows the martial arts, and the battles are won along the way. This point made the proud generals of the Eastern Front have nothing to say.

Li Wenzhong, Qiu Shili, and Sheng Yanshi showed their faces, and the officials and lords each had their own rewards. Now the three guys have become marquises, which is very rare in the Zhenguan Dynasty, where the title is very strict.

Almost everyone selectively ignored the commander of the Western Expeditionary Army and eradicated Li Er's statement. Chu Guogong is sick, and it is very serious and needs to be recuperated.

Yun Hao is indeed very sick now, his whole body is hot, his head is full of fine beads of sweat, and his mouth is like a piece of carbon fire.

"......Shhh Ha......! Yun Hao took a breath, then spit it out again. I poured a mouthful of grape wine, and the sour grape wine was added with ice fish, which can be regarded as saving my life.

"Ah Lang, I can't stand this chili pepper at first. I'm used to eating, it's really ...... It's really delicious. Zhang Miaoke was also so spicy that he couldn't do it.

Xin'er Yuan'er next to her, as well as Dugu Wanwan, also snorted and nodded. As for Yun Baobao, he had already followed his grandmother elsewhere. As long as there is a little chili pepper, it is collectively called poison by children. Not only him, but even the panda Xiaohua is far away. As long as you smell the chili pepper, you will shy away.

The boiling oil is topped with a layer of red chili peppers, which are also mixed with a large amount of sesame peppers. The snow-white black fish slices are fished out and put in the mouth, and a spicy taste fills the entire taste buds.

"For boiled fish, you have to use black fish. The other fish have too many spines, tell you to be good. All fish that eat meat are better than fish that eat grass. Yun Hao said with a big chopsticks for himself.

"Today, the imperial court rewarded the meritorious ministers, Sheng Yanshi, and they all became marquises. Li Wenzhong stayed in the military department as the left waiter, and Qiu Shili became the right waiter......! ”

"Eat at home, say what are you doing? From today onwards, the Yun family will not bring troops and will not camp the imperial court. Take care of the fiefdom and make a fortune in a muffled voice. Over the years, they have fought in the east and west, killing more people than eating. Covered in blood, you think it's a good thing?

Over the years, I haven't had a good time, I'm so sorry for myself. Take a two-month break and take you out to play. Not to mention that our family didn't get any benefits from the war in the northwest, your husband and I asked for an island near Dengzhou.

Have you heard of Penglai Immortal Island, the delicacy there is the beauty of the world. Take you to see the sunrise on the sea, and then get a boat to fish in Bohai Bay. What is delicious about dried sea cucumbers, if you want to eat them, we will eat them fresh. Fried sea cucumber with green onion is definitely a delicacy in the world. There are also prawns in Bohai Bay, and do you know the big prawns? Two of them weigh a pound and are as thick as three fingers. Chew it in your mouth, it's called a stiffness.

Stuff the shrimp with some green onion dumplings, so you can swallow your tongue. There are also scallops, abalone, and whale meat grilled and eaten, which is a delicacy in the world. The big flying crab is the size of a bowl, and the ointment inside is ...... finger thick! ”

Yun Hao said as he gestured with his hand, but when he gestured to the shrimp with three fingers thick, the wives' faces suddenly turned red.