"Roll"

Yun Xiao angrily punched the old god stick on the nose. When this old guy is so powerful, he almost said that the talented Jia Yi was killed, it turned out to be his mother's hypnosis. And it's the fucking lowest, and if you want to come and at least get some high-end stuff that looks me in the eye. This bit of Taoism wants to deceive Lao Tzu, who graduated with a master's degree, I really dare to bully Peking University without a master, Lao Tzu has taken psychology, this set of things Lao Tzu understands.

Sima Ji let out a miserable howl and squatted down with his nose covered. Yun Xiao kicked him again, and it wasn't until Liu Xin ran over and pulled him away that he didn't stop.

"In the future, I will not make this kind of trick in front of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu understands ......" Yun Xiao was excited and almost said that Lao Tzu was a graduate of Peking University.

The splitter snatched the naked woman of mutton fat jade in Sima Ji's hand, and kicked a few more times before stopping.

"Brother Yun, why is this, Mr. Sima is a master of fortune telling. It is rare for idlers to move, but they are masters outside the world. Brother Yun hurry up and apologize to Mr. Sima, otherwise ......"

"Otherwise, don't you want to kill me again? Damn, he's not good enough. Let him practice for a few more years and then come back to fool this marquis, hum. ”

Liu Xin pulled Yun Xiao's sleeve and whispered: "This old guy really has Taoism, if you offend him, you are afraid of misfortune, and many people will see it with their own eyes." It's better for a good brother to be soft than to lose his life. ”

Yun Xiao was a little puzzled, when did this guy treat himself so well. Shaking his head, he was not hypnotized, he was hallucinating, and he was not drunk. This guy would be so good to himself, and quickly ruled out the possibility that this guy suddenly fell in love with him, in that case, he might as well kill this fat man first. It seems that no matter how you think about it, you can't explain it, and if something is abnormal, it must be a demon. This guy might be holding back something.

The guests all gathered around, and Yun Xiao looked at the people around him. If you are soft at this time, it will be a big shame, and the nobles are the nobles, even if they are wrong, they cannot apologize, unless the other party is royal.

"Brother Liu doesn't need to say more, he will apologize to him when he hits, and he deserves it. Hmph, I'm bothered today. Leave. Yun Xiao arched his hand and walked away.

"Brother Yun, Brother Yun." Liu Xin shouted twice from behind Yun Xiao who walked out, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Oops, Mr. Szeto. The Marquis of Lintong was still young and reckless, and apologized to Mr. for the Marquis of Lintong. Liu Xin bowed to the ground to Lord Situ Ji, who had just been helped up, and the perfect etiquette was impeccable.

"Hmph, Lord Situ Ji's kindness from the Marquis of Lintong is in mind. In the future, it will be rewarded, and the little marquis Ji has resigned. Master Situ Ji covered his bleeding nose and staggered out of the hall with the support of the little apprentice.

Liu Xin walked to the inner room with the cup, and a person who looked like a steward walked in, looked around at the door, closed the door and said, "The eldest young master is clever, after listening to your words, Lord Situ Ji really went to find Yunhou's bad luck." However, this Yunhou's temper was also a little more explosive, and he actually started to move without saying a word. ”

"What's this, the effect of the heart-urging is to make people irritable and irritable, and it is not surprising that he drank that glass of wine to have such an ending. These so-called masters outside the world look like they are all light-hearted, idle, and wild cranes, but they are actually greedy in their bones. There are no two days, and there can only be one sun in a business. I heard that Yun Xiao is a member of the Mo family, and he is proficient in the art of ibuse, so he is not in a hurry. Hehe, that Situ Ji Lord has some means. Now we have a good show, help the second child press me, hum and let you try my methods. ”

Liu Xin no longer had an honest appearance, and his obese face was full of smug smiles.

"The eldest young master is wise."

Yun Xiao returned to the post house in a carriage, tonight's events were too weird. How can you be so irritable? Why did that Situ Ji master attack himself as soon as he met him? Liu Xin was also too enthusiastic tonight, Yun Xiao felt as if a huge conspiracy was looming over him, but no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't think of a reason.

Tossing and turning had a headache all night, and the next morning, Yun Xiao urged the goshawk and the bear to set up a car back to Yunjia Zhuangzi. He couldn't stay in Chang'an for a day, and he felt as if he was uncomfortable.

I don't know when Yun Xiao had home-like feelings for the Yun family Zhuangzi. As long as you return to Yunjia Zhuangzi, you will feel a sense of warmth, comfort and safety. This feeling has only been experienced before in my own home of more than 90 square meters.

The carriage returned to the Yun family all the way in smoke and dust, to Yun Xiao's surprise. His sixth sense went wrong, and nothing happened along the way. There is not even a little thing called an accident, and a single qiē is normal and can no longer be normal. Yun Xiao was a little skeptical that he was a little nervous, but even after returning to his own Zhuangzi, the panic in his heart still did not disappear. The sky had already darkened, and two lanterns had been hung on the gate of the Hou Mansion in the distance.

As soon as he entered the door, Yun Xiao felt that the atmosphere was a little weird, Yan Xian and Luan Ling came out together, and hugged themselves into the hall. The servants were all gone, and Lao Yu, who had always been saddled before and behind the horse, was gone. Only Xiaobai, who looked curious, was lying in the corner and looking at himself. One dusts the dust, and the other pinches the waist and beats the back. It's an illusion, it's definitely an illusion. If in the future life, if he carried his wife behind his back and made other women's stomachs bigger, he would definitely cry, make trouble, and hang himself, and then find his father-in-law and mother-in-law, as well as his father and mother, to criticize him. In the end, he took the child to the court, and all the car and house tickets he had worked so hard to accumulate were confiscated. Kick yourself out of the house, don't want to get out without a layer of skin.

Whose wife is so harmonious with **, it is estimated that this man's happy snot is bubbling. Hurry up and go to the ancestral tomb to take a closer look to see if there is thick smoke billowing out. Individual trade feng shui brothers also have to invite three or five friends to conduct theoretical research, in short, this situation is a small probability event, and it can be broadcast on the news.

Yun Xiao's feet are not bad, his buttocks are slanted and he only sits on the chair a little, bows his head and drinks tea while watching and listening to all directions, as long as the signs are wrong, he is ready to run away at any time.

"Husband."

The voice of the goddess was soft and long, and the two words shouted so that people's bones could be crisped away.

"Whoa."

The teacup in Yun Xiao's hand fell to the ground, shattered into eight petals of hot tea and spilled on the ground. The cunning little white ran away, and disappeared in a flash, except for a pair of blue eyes full of voyeurism through the crack in the door. Yun Xiao didn't run, and he didn't even move when he sat in his chair. His expression was solemn, as if he was listening to a report on the rostrum of the Political Bureau.

It's not that she doesn't want to run, but Luan Ling held down Yun Xiao's shoulder, and the hands that have been practicing martial arts since childhood are not something that Yun Xiao's small body can resist. (The Dragon King here, solemnly warns all book friends to be fully mentally prepared before looking for a girlfriend.) If you don't have a certain ability to resist hits, it's best not to provoke athletes in women's judo, taekwondo, weightlifting, etc. Remember, remember)

The goddess's face was also a little red, and this was also the first time she called Yunxiao Fujun. Although the rules and regulations of three obedience and four virtues are not popular in these years, a girl who has not passed through the door still needs some face.

"Husband, the matter between you and the sister of the Luan family can't be delayed. I think it's important to hurry up to Luan's house to propose marriage, otherwise it will be obvious in two months! Do you want to get married with a big belly? ”

Yun Xiao's eyes widened, looking at the shy and gentle goddess. The excitement is beyond words, I am a good wife. has a wife like this, how can you not **. Encouraging eyes, indulgent language. Yun Xiao felt that he was a happy man, happy and sexually blessed.

"Is the lady's words serious?"

Yun Xiao was not yet carried away by the great joy, but asked a question. He Lao Tzu is the leader of Confucianism, and it is not uncommon to engage in some tricks that want to be captured, so it is better to be careful.

"You are a marquis, and you are an only son. It's also good to add more dingkou to the family, rest assured that Yan Xian is not a jealous person. ”

Yun Xiao dragged the goddess and kissed the goddess on the cheek.

"If you have a wife like this, what more can you ask for!"

"Husband."

The goddess can't stand Yun Xiao the most sour, and a pirated poem can make the goddess reminisce for a day. Looking at the goddess's misty eyes, Yun Xiao almost had the urge to press the goddess on the table to deal with it.

"Ahem."

Luan Ling's coughing sound came from behind her, and the goddess's eyes instantly returned to clarity, and she bounced out of Yun Xiao's arms like an electric shock. The shy rosy quickly climbed up his cheeks, and even his neck was red like a boiled shrimp.

How could Yun Xiao let go of the goddess in his mouth, and pulled the goddess over, and the goddess sat on Yun Xiao's lap with a snort. The other hand was not honest, and he hugged Luan Ling's waist with his hand. There are many wives who have such benefits, and the dreamland that I had thought about all my life in my previous life has finally come true.

The good dream has just set sail, and I haven't had time to reminisce yet. Interrupted by a child's scream, Wei Ya pointed at the door with a frightened face and screamed outside the courtyard wall, as if she had seen something extremely terrifying.

Luan Ling, who has always been bold, ran to the door and shouted "ah" in fright. Yun Xiao hurriedly pressed Yan Xian, who was about to go out, and walked quickly to the door. The goddess's courage is relatively small, and even Luan Ling, who has been in the underworld since she was a child, can be scared. The goddess is not scared to death when she sees it.

A cry similar to that of a night owl rang out outside Zhuangzi, and a woman in a white dress and a white skirt kept dancing on the height of the wall. A beam of light shone on her body like a searchlight, and it looked very strange. The most frightening thing is that this woman's face is actually a skull. As she flies, she makes a terrible ghost scream, which is even more terrifying than Sadako's.

Even if Yun Xiao, who has been influenced by the horror films of later generations, sees it at first glance, he also feels that his scalp is numb and his spine is cold.

"You go in quickly, stay with Yan Xian, don't come out."

Yun Xiao pulled Luan Ling and stunned Luan Ling, I had never seen this ghost thing in my previous life. As a result, I finally met in this life, and Yun Xiao really wanted to discuss the issue of world peace with him or her.