Chapter 361: Spraying Your Face

There is no cold door in the upper grade, and there is no family in the lower grade!

It is precisely because of this sentence that everyone can expect Han Yi's life in Yushitai to be difficult.

Therefore, when Han Yi returned from his first day in office, what he gained was not congratulations, but care and comfort.

But Han Yi was not surprised by this, because it was the same in later generations, in the society more than a thousand years later, every corner of this land was full of related households, even if it was to buy a bun.

In comparison, it's pretty good now, at least it won't make people sulk, because it's clearly stipulated, although it's unfair, but at least it's justifiable, unlike later generations, it's all traded behind the scenes, which is not allowed by the rules, which is even more unfair.

Following.

Han Yiwu rushed to the Yushitai on time.

At this entrance, I saw that Huo Yuande and others were already standing in the hall to discuss matters, because many imperial histories had gone out to inspect, so they stayed here for a few of them.

Why Han Yi likes Yushitai instead of the three provinces, is because the three provinces have to write these and that all day long, look at this and that, and Yushitai doesn't need it at all, and he relies on one mouth to work on weekdays.

As soon as Huo Yuande saw Han Yi enter the door, his face suddenly changed, and his tiger body was shocked, but he almost didn't shock himself when he hollowed out his body, and said unhappily: "Han Yi, why is it always the last to arrive." ”

Han Yi looked panicked, hurriedly came over, and arched his hand: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, junior, ah-ow." ”

Halfway through this, a sneeze came out, and Huo Yuande's face was immediately sprayed.

Huo Yuande was drenched in Han Yi's snot and saliva, and the whole person was stunned, while Ding Mao, Luo Wen and others were also dumbfounded.

Han Yi was extremely frightened and said, "Hug." ”

"Ahβ€”β€”!h

Huo Yuande suddenly screamed and jumped on the spot. Wiped his face with his hands.

Wow! is such an exaggeration, the information is really not wrong, this Huo Yuande really loves cleanliness. Han Yi almost didn't laugh out loud when he saw it.

"Han Yi, you-you dare to spit in the official's face, I-I can't spare you."

A good man's words came out of Huo Yuande's mouth. No matter how you listen to it, it smells like a sissy.

Han Yi was about to cry with a face of grievance, wiped his nose with his sleeve and said: "Huo Yushi, I'm really sorry, in order to live up to Zhang Zhongcheng's expectations, I read the roster last night, and I accidentally caught a cold." ”

"Fart, you clearly did it on purpose."

Huo Yuande pointed at Han Yi and scolded.

Han Yi said: "Wronged! I really didn't mean to, I'll wipe it for you. As he spoke, he raised his sleeves.

Huo Yuande saw the wet stain on his sleeve. The disgusting ones were about to vomit, so they were so frightened that they hurriedly hid behind Jiang Xian and roared angrily: "You-don't come here." ”

At this moment, I suddenly heard the door say, "What's the matter?" ”

A few people turned their heads to look and saw Zhang Ming standing outside the door, looking at them with a sullen face.

"Zhongcheng, you came just in time."

As soon as Huo Yuande saw Zhang Ming, it was like seeing a savior. ran over in a panic, pointed at Han Yi and said, "Han Yi, this-this kid." openly teasing me and deliberately spitting in my face, Luo Yushi and they can all testify. ”

When Zhang Ming heard this, he was furious, and stepped forward and shouted: "Han Yi, I know that you are from the market. It's hard to get rid of the ruffianism on your body, but you have to see it clearly, this is the Imperial History Tower, not your dirty North Alley, you dare to mess around here. I will not spare you. ”

It's up to you? If you have the guts, you can try it! Han Yi panicked and said: "Misunderstanding, it's really a big misunderstanding, I'm really not-ah!" ”

He sneezed another sneeze directly into Zhang Ming's face.

Zhang Ming's expression at this time was exactly the same as Huo Yuande's expression just now, saying that he was a brother, no one would not believe it.

This sneeze hit Zhang Ming's face, but Han Yi's face was distorted with pain, and he said with tears: "Zhongcheng, you now know that I didn't mean it." ”

Zhang Ming was stunned suddenly, before he could speak, Jiang Xian rushed forward, grabbed Han Yi's collar with one hand, tilted his head and said: "You Tian She'er is really bold, you dare to collide with Zhongcheng, I have to teach you a good lesson." "He's a martial artist, and he has a short temper, which is a fierce god.

But Han Yi was scared.

Big brother, I'm here to help you get revenge! Han Yi cried out, "Jiang Yushi, I-I-ahβ€”β€”! ”

When Jiang Xian saw Han Yi open his mouth, he jumped back in fright.

But this time Han Yi didn't type, raised his hand and wiped his nose, and suddenly heard a soft click, only to see a white cloth full of words falling to the ground.

Han Yi's face was shocked, and he hurriedly bent down to pick up the piece of white cloth and put it in his sleeve, looking very flustered.

When Zhang Ming saw it, he immediately forgot about the sneeze, pointed at Han Yi and said, "Han Yi, what are you hiding?" ”

Han Yi hid his hands behind his back, stepped back in a panic, and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing." ”

"Nothing?"

Zhang Ming snorted: "The official has seen it, you still dare to hide it, take it out quickly." ”

"No, no, it can't be given to you."

Han Yi said nervously.

When Zhang Ming saw it, he was willing to give up, maybe it was a small report to impeach them, and he glanced at Jiang Xian.

Jiang Xian immediately rushed forward and grabbed Han Yi with one hand.

Han Yi shouted in a panic: "Don't, don't, I'll call." ”

And Luo Wen and Huo Yuande also hurriedly stepped forward, forcibly searched out the white cloth from Han Yi's sleeve, and then handed it to Zhang Ming, "Zhongcheng, please take a look." ”

Zhang Ming looked at Han Yi and snorted coldly, shook the white cloth, but he was stunned, it didn't look like a small report, and couldn't help but read: "Directionless irregular intermittent eruption tear sneezing wind chill take ginger slices and angelica, once a day, seven days, to heal." We would like to remind you that this disease is highly contagious and you should avoid contact with others. Solemnly suggest that this disease. Important things are written three times. ”

Zhang Ming was stunned, and then looked at Huo Yuande.

Huo Yuande blinked, and then everyone's eyes were on Han Yi, not Han Yi, but Jiang Xian, who was hugging Han Yi. His eyes were full of admiration.

Jiang Xian frowned, looked at Han Yi, and said with a blank expression: "What do you mean?" ”

Han Yi shook his head and said, "Jiang Yushi, don't believe it, this is all written by that ghost Taoist priest to cheat my money, and he said that physical contact will be contagious." How is this possible, I won't believe it even if I die! ”

Before the words fell, Jiang Xian was already five steps away.

It's not a loss that he was born as a martial artist, and his skills are really strong.

A moment passed.

"Zhongcheng, Zhongcheng, you must believe me, this is really written by the Taoist priest to deceive people, I am just an ordinary wind and cold, you can't erase the determination of an aspiring young man to go to work with illness." Zhongcheng - Zhongcheng - your sister, hahahaha, if you can sleep tonight, I still don't believe it, go buy medicine. It's a pity that Lu Shigua is too principled, if he can write his name on the cashier, it won't scare them to pee their pants. ”

Han Yi laughed as he took out a handkerchief. wiped off the sick look on his face, and the whole person was in good spirits. Where there is a little sickness, I walked to the north lane vigorously.

After learning about the situation in Yushitai, Han Yi really didn't bother to come here to make others unhappy, maybe he would delay them to impeach him, but he also knew that if he asked for leave. They may not necessarily agree, and they may even use this to teach him a lesson, he really doesn't have time to blind with them now, and the best way is to be kicked out by them. Kneeling, crying and begging him not to come to work, as it is now

Today is the last day of the lottery day, and the North Lane is overcrowded, but the number of people in the lottery has shown a significant downward trend compared to the second day.

But this is not surprising, because the popularity of the first two days is because everyone thinks it is novel, and most of them are supported by those noble children.

But it doesn't matter, after such a deal, everyone has a new understanding of North Lane, which can be seen from the number of people today, they have liked to come to North Lane to shop.

Han Yi was a little shy because he was wearing an official uniform, so he specially went to the side path to go around Fengfei Tower, preparing to change his clothes and come out to inspect again.

But where can I think of it, this is all a small road, and it is still blocked by someone.

"Brother Han, Brother Han."

Just as Han Yi was about to walk to the back alley of Fengfei Building, Qian Dafang suddenly appeared like a ghost.

"Who?" Han Yi was startled, looked at it, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and said, "It turned out to be Brother Qian, why are you here!" ”

Qian Dafang walked up to Han Yi and said with a smile: "Brother Han, you have deceived us." ”

Han Yi said curiously: "How do you say this?" ”

Qian Dafang looked at Han Yi's official robe.

Han Yi sighed: "Can I hide this, hasn't this been spread a long time ago." ”

Qian Dafang was a little embarrassed, and said: "Anyway, this is a great thing, how can I say congratulations to Brother Han!" ”

I think it's scary. Han Yi arched his hand very perfunctorily and said, "Thank you, thank you." ”

Qian Dafang said again: "Brother Han is really a real person who doesn't show his face, he is young, and he became the superintendent of the imperial history, my old Qian is really admired." ”

Han Yi said modestly: "Where, where." ”

Qian Dafang suddenly glanced left and right, and whispered: "Brother Han, I don't know if I should ask something?" ”

Han Yi said: "What's the matter?" ”

Qian Dafang said: "That's the case, I heard that someone in the household department impeached you for opening a market without permission?" ”

Han Yi was slightly stunned, it turned out that he wanted to ask me about this in the name of Daohe, but how did he know, oh, I understand, many of these people are nobles, and it is not unusual for them to receive the wind, it seems that I have to spend a lot of time to stabilize the army's heart. smiled: "I was also planning to tell you about this, so let's bother Brother Qian, you go and inform everyone, and I will go to Fengfei Tower to hold a council later." ”

Qian Dafang hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't bother, don't bother, I'll go and inform everyone." ”

"Then thank you, Brother Qian."

After saying goodbye to Qian Dafang, Han Yi returned to Fengfei Building, but as soon as he entered, Liu E greeted him and said, "Brother Han, why did you come back?" ”

Han Yi said: "Didn't I say it, I'm going to ask for leave today." ”

Liu E was stunned for a moment, suddenly remembered, and said, "Are you really going to ask for leave?" ”

Han Yi said: "Of course, what am I lying to you for, now that there are so many things to do in Beixiang, of course I still focus on this side." ”

Liu E said: "That-what about your boss's promise?" ”

"Do you need to talk about that?"

Han Yi snorted, there was really no need to make a draft to lie, and said, "I just went to sneeze, and our Zhongcheng agreed, and said that I would go when I was done." ”

Liu E looked at Han Yi suspiciously, and saw Han Yi's arrogant face, as if he had done something amazing, but he believed it, and could only say that Han Yi's expression was too deceitful, and suddenly remembered something, and said: "By the way, Brother Han, Zhao Sijia and they all came to ask if you are at home." Andβ€”and I heard this morning that you offended Tobe, and thatβ€”isn't that true? ”

Han Yi said angrily: "I said Sister Liu, don't listen to the wind or rain, use your brain to think about it, of course this is not true, the household department, what a big department, if you want me to really offend, can we still afford to open this North Lane?" ”

"That's just as well." Liu E nodded and said, "Yes, I'm also quite curious about this, but they all say so." ”

Han Yi grinned and said: "They also heard other people's rumors, and they turned bad as soon as they changed their mouths, but you don't have to worry about this, I have already asked Qian Dafang to notify those merchants and let them come to Fengfeilou for a meeting, and I will explain to them." ”

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