Chapter 59: Pretending to be stupid
Early in the morning, he was dragged up in a daze, and stood there like a clothes rack, allowing two maids to put clothes on his body. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info said that Yun Hao still didn't understand what was going on with Datang's clothes, and once the clothes were tied in the wrong direction and he was slapped by his mother. That's how to wear a beard, we are authentic Han family Miao descendants, how can we learn beards? King Zhao Wuling learned to be bearded, what was the good end, and he was starved to death by his son in the Dune Palace.
Yun Hao didn't know how the illiterate old lady knew about the tragedy of King Zhao Wuling, could it be that the old lady was a historian? I asked many times, and I realized that N brain cells were dead. It turned out to be the fault of storytellers, and every New Year's holiday, there will be storytellers telling stories at the countryside gatherings. In the Sui Dynasty, where illiteracy reached 90 percent, storytellers were cultural inheritors. I just don't know if there will be a dumb voice named Shan Tianfang this year.
My mind was clouded and foggy, and the slightly hot towel was wiped on my face. Yun Hao was immediately refreshed, and when he opened his eyes, the two maids of the eldest grandson had already sharpened their toothsticks, and there was a small dish of fine green salt next to the teethsticks. (In the days when there was no toothpaste, this thing greatly guaranteed the dental health of the Tang nobles.) Datang Dental Defense Group solemnly recommends, you are optimistic about what kind of clean brand fine salt, rubbing is healthier, he is good and I am good...... Belch...... It seems to be a runaway! )
When I looked down, I looked like a prisoner, covered in rope. The foot garment needs to be tied with straps, and the undergarment also needs to have straps. There are no straps on the outside. Before I could figure out what to do with the wide robe, a belt was tied around my body again. Oh my God, the ancients were tied like this all day long?
The clothes are made of Shu brocade robes, from raw materials to handiwork, Li Xiuning is arranged. I have to say that the efficiency of the Great Sui aristocracy is leveraged, tailor-made and handmade. I measured my figure the day before yesterday, and I sent it over today. The person who came had a good attitude was a mess, saying that it was their fault to make the nobles wait for a long time, and I hope to forgive the sin! Yun Hao didn't understand, it would take a month or two to tailor it in the future. It only took them two days to finish, and the stitches were so fine and evenly spaced that the sewing machine was just that.
When Zhao was about to rub powder on Yun Hao's face, he said that it was a pity that the beautiful boy with red lips and white teeth did not dress up. The brain woke up from the sleepwalking state in an instant, the old lady was suspected of selling melons by the princess, Yun Haoning was not complimented, he had the intention of burning the house after rubbing the powder, not to mention that the maid next to him was still holding a silk flower with a large human head in her hand.
The reason why he is dressed like this today is because Li Er is going home. Yun Hao believes that it is more appropriate to describe it as discharge. As a nobleman, it is natural to have an attending doctor or health doctor to accompany him. Yun Hao is the attending doctor! Chai Shao had already inquired many times openly and secretly, and asked Yun Hao if he would treat dizziness. Thinking of the notice posted at the gate of the city, Yun Hao still didn't understand that he was going to see a doctor for Li Yuan. It is said that Li Yuan's illness has become more and more serious, and he is now lying in bed and unable to get up. The safety of the whole family is all tied to Li Yuan's body. can't let this Tang Guogong miss a little.
Yun Hao was in a mess, and the ghost knew what was wrong with the future founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty. In case the cranial nerve is not good, then how can the fuck be treated. The brain is one of the most intractable diseases to treat. The most miserable Hua Tuo was killed because he had a encephalopathy for Cao Cao, and he died worse than a pig.
Hou Junji next to him was a little pleased, he had never worn such good clothes in his life. The silk originally looked like this, and the silk lubrication was comfortable to wear on the body. It's just that I don't like the color very much, black clothes and black hats, very much like a housekeeper. Looking at Lai Shun'er and Qi Biao beside him, he was immediately balanced. These two goods obviously wore the wrong clothes, and the thin and tall Qi Biao put on Shun'er's clothes as if they were draped in a sack. The short and fat Lai Shun'er seems to be wearing tights. Huge belly pouch, a bit like a pregnant woman.
After packing up, Yun Hao and Li Er got into the carriage together. Extravagant, too fucking extravagant. This is Li Yuan's car, and it is said that the carriage is actually more like a small room. Li Er lay on a pile of felt blankets with his bare back, drinking honey and salt water while talking to Yun Hao.
thought that Li Er's military exploits were famous, and it was in his hands that Datang opened up its territory. Defeated the Eastern Turks, who had plagued the Central Plains for more than a hundred years, must have been an immediate emperor. But I didn't expect that in astronomy and geography, Li Er could come for a while. In the words of later generations, it can be regarded as a compound talent.
In the face of such a guy, Yun Hao could only pretend to be stupid. Sometimes I deliberately ask stupid questions, and this day and age will not allow too wicked guys to exist. If Yun Hao showed his demonic side too much, Li Yuan's father and son's first thought was not to reuse, but to wave the butcher knife.
"The tengu eats the moon because there is a big dog in the sky called the Howling Dog, which was raised by a god called Erlang God. It is said that Erlang Shen's family lives at the mouth of the Guanjiang River, and the grass head god ...... for three days!
Erlang God's father, Yang Tianyou, is the "Left Golden Boy Linfan" of God and a scholar in the city of Quezhou. Mother Yaoji Fairy fell in love with the old love and married Yang Tianyou privately, and gave birth to Erlang Zhenjun ......! "Yun Key is foaming at the mouth, a storyteller who is alive. When it comes to dancing when he is excited, he looks like a naughty child. The little maid next to her listened to it with relish, and even forgot to fan Li Er, and her thoughts had already drifted to the great love between Fairy Yaoji and Yang Tianyou. I have lived in the courtyard of the deep house for many years, where have I heard such a wonderful story.
Li Er glanced at the eldest grandson Wuji beside him! Both of them had smiles on their faces, and they were only seven or eight years old anyway. Maybe it's just a little smarter, but it's not to the point of being a demon. Daddy guessed that he was a child from the Hidden World Sect, which was a bit too much. Looking at the way this story tells, it is clearly a hairy boy in the form of chatter. But this story is quite exciting, and I don't know which country scholar made it up.
After a while, Li Er and the eldest grandson Wuji also listened with relish, and when they heard that Yang Jian had strayed into Baoshan and obtained a three-pointed two-edged knife and a yellow robe, their eyes lit up significantly. was thinking about the meaning of Yun Hao's words, the carriage stopped, and the wonderful thing was that the story was not finished yet. The two maids were unwilling, and if possible, they hoped that this journey would take a year.
"Erlang! I heard that you were hurt, but it hurt to the point. But I'm in a hurry to die as a brother! A voice suddenly came from outside the carriage!