Chapter 827: Being an Emperor Is Not a Fool
On this day, the monarch of Luzon personally signed the alliance under the city, and then drank blood wine, knelt on the ground and swore to the sky, since then Luzon has been a vassal of the Chinese Empire for generations, there are worships every year, there are tributes every year, if there is a rebellion, the world can fight it together.
Since he accepted the younger brother, Han Yue naturally wanted to say something, as the old saying goes, you should give a sweet date if you hit a stick, but Han Yue didn't take the sweet date from his pocket.
This sweet jujube will not come out of the Huaxia Empire, although it can afford it, but it is uncomfortable, this sweet jujube should be found from somewhere else, and he also has to ask his younger brother to personally carry the pole to the jujube, and then Han Yue, as the boss, will enjoy a part of its ingredients, and eat the rest before giving it to the Nanyang monkey.
Therefore, Han Yue said this to the monarch of Luzon, his eyes burned and said: "I have heard that there is Java on the shore of Luzon, the two places face each other across the sea, and they can be reached by boat, that place is very good, this country is not only rich in products, but also rich in mineral resources, but unfortunately the people in China have never admired the Central Plains, and I did not congratulate the establishment of the Chinese Empire......
This is a very meaningful statement!
What does it mean to be unadmired?
What does it mean to have no congratulations?
When the Chinese Empire was established, Luzon did not congratulate him, and now it has not become a vassal state?
The emperor is very artistic in speaking, and some things will not be put on the surface, so point to the end, and realize it yourself. The monarch of Luzon was naturally not a fool, on the contrary, he seemed very excited after listening to Han Yue's hints.
At that time, the ministers of Biji, there were officials from the Chinese side, and there were also ministers from the Luzon state, and everyone held a symposium on friendly relations, and the Luzon state also sent thousands of beauties to be responsible for the banquet and hospitality.
The monarch of Luzon seems to have drunk a little too much, and it seems to be performing with the strength of wine, in short, this thing staggered and stood up with a wine glass, slapped his chest thumping, and shouted loudly: "What the emperor said is extremely true, Java is hateful, the emperor did not congratulate the founding of the country, this alone is enough to issue a decree to ask for guilt, I, Luzon as a Chinese supporter, I can't say anything and let the small run rampant, the emperor, this matter will be handed over to Luzon, the old man has long seen that this country is unhappy, why do they occupy so many islands, It should be taken out and everyone should share it......"
In the end, this product has already revealed the greed in his heart, but Han Yue encouraged this greed, he touched it with the king of Luzon with his wine glass, and pretended to hesitate: "My Huaxia, the state of etiquette, although he is disrespectful, I am helpless, or, let's bear with it?" ”
"I can't bear it!"
The monarch of Luzon jumped up and shouted, because he was in a hurry to say all the words in his heart, and said with a face full of indignation: "Java and Luzon have intersected for generations, why did I beat him on the side and not beat him, brothers should have happiness and hardship, the old man insisted on giving Java a little color......"
The audience was stunned!
The important ministers on the Huaxia side opened their mouths widely, the ministers on the Luzon side also opened their mouths widely, and several old princes on the Huaxia side looked at each other, Lao Cheng suddenly quietly pulled Li Tao, and said with a strange face: "Have you seen the British duke, there are even more shameless people in this world than the old man?" ”
Li Tao smiled, his eyes secretly looked at the monarch of Luzon, and suddenly said in a leisurely tone: "No wonder Your Majesty often says that the Nanyang monkey has a scoundrel character, and now it seems that this is really the best among the scoundrels. This is obviously that he was beaten and felt unhappy, so he wanted to drag his brother into the water and be beaten, his grandmother's, there is an old saying in our middle to describe this kind of thing, called I am not having a good time, you don't want to live well......"
"It's extreme, it's extreme!" Lao Cheng nodded again and again, suddenly stretched out his hand and gave a thumbs up, and said: "Lao Tzu has some admiration for this Luzon monarch, and today I know that people can be shameless to this point, and our majesty can suppress him, if you change someone, I'm afraid you will suffer!" ”
"His grandmother's ......" Li Tao suddenly snorted and dodged to find something to eat by himself.
Elegant as the military god Li Tao, at this time, he couldn't help but burst into foul language, it can be seen that he was really disgusted by the Nanyang monkeys, and the shamelessness of these goods has been carved into his bones.
But Li Tao still underestimated the shamelessness of the Nanyang monkey, because the next scene made him even more dumbfounded, and he saw that the expression on Luzon Guojun's face was extremely excited since he was touched by Han Yue.
It seems that a street scoundrel has finally been appreciated by his eldest brother, and he has become arrogant and unscrupulous in an instant, this guy is still holding a wine glass in his hand, but the drunkenness he pretended to be just now is long gone, but seeing his eyes shining, scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, chasing after Han Yue and constantly flattering and offering advice, he can't listen to the advice he offers at all, and his ears are dirty......
"The Emperor, the Emperor, the old man... Belch... The ministers secretly thought that the affairs of Java could not be delayed, and they could not wait until they received the news before attacking, which would be too cumbersome to fight. ”
Han Yue was noncommittal, but he gave a slight encouragement, and said with a smile: "So, what does Aiqing think it should be?" ”
A sentence of Aiqing, the monarch of Luzon was so excited that he wanted to go crazy, and hurriedly purred out all the worst ideas, and said with a greedy face: "Xiao Chen thinks that we can immediately send a ship across the sea, and then directly attack and sweep across Java, we will arrest and sell women, and men will be forced to do their work, Java is rich in gold and ivory, and the treasury is full of pearl coral, these things must be snatched up as our income......"
Han Yue suddenly glanced at him coldly, and stood in place with a smile and did not speak.
The monarch of Luzon was stunned for a moment, and then reacted that he had said the wrong thing, this product is really a superb, and he hurriedly bowed down and said loudly: "The minister just said wrong, it's not us, it's me Luzon itself, those things are not robbed, they are to collect subsidies and compensation for sending troops, and the minister sent troops all the way over, and he must get back the loss of military salary." ”
Han Yue snorted lightly, still noncommittal.
The monarch of Luzon secretly glanced at Han Yue, carefully lowered his voice and said: "Of course, the army of my Luzon State is not so delicate, the ministers raised them in captivity to fight for me, the so-called compensation is just an empty word, and when the Java State is defeated, the ministers will contribute the property of their treasury to the Emperor......"
Han Yue nodded approvingly, and said ambiguously: "I am very satisfied with your loyalty, if the country of Java can be collected by me, I can give you a lot of credit." ”
The monarch of Luzon was overjoyed, his eyes were squinted and he couldn't see it, this thing was full of bad water in his bones, and he couldn't help but offer another plan: "The minister will slaughter the Javanese royal family at that time, and then find a fool from the people to identify him as having imperial blood, and the emperor can give the next decree and make him the king of Java, hehe, nominally he governs the country, and secretly the minister helps to watch ......"
This time Han Yue was a little stunned, and couldn't help but look at this product twice, after a long time passed, Han Yue said with deep meaning: "The monarch is erudite, and he actually knows the allusions of my Three Kingdoms in Middle-earth, a good narrow son to order the princes, and a good one to pretend to seal the monarch with the blood of the emperor, this plan is good, I am very satisfied!" ”
He stretched out his hand slowly, making a gesture of appreliance to the other party, Luzon Guojun bent down without thinking about it, and then looked up at Han Yue pitifully, the longing fool in his eyes could be seen, like a little dog waiting for the master to pat his head and praise.
Of course, Han Yue was not stingy, and patted him on the shoulder, so the monarch of Luzon instantly showed off his might, turned his head and shouted to the ministers of the country: "Don't eat food, don't drink wine, the emperor is so loving, how can Luzon be lazy, stand up for this king, and go back with me to reorganize the army and fight......"
After saying this, he turned his head to look at Han Yue and put on a smiling face, bowed down and saluted continuously, and said again and again: "Emperor, are you still satisfied with the arrangement of the ministers?" ”
Han Yue smiled faintly, waved his hand and said, "Go back and prepare for the army!" Luzon is a Chinese mined city, and the monarch is my people, you have been bullied by Java, how can I let it go, and the people who move me will not give me face......"
The monarch of Luzon was overjoyed, but the ministers in the audience were dumbfounded, obviously they were going to beat up people in Java, and cutting it into Han Yue's mouth became a decision to help the younger brother.
Lao Cheng suddenly quietly pulled Li Tao, and whispered with a strange face: "British duke, the old man really wants to retract what he said just now, if it is shameless, our majesty ......"
Li Tao glared at him fiercely, and Lao Cheng hurriedly kept silent.
The monarch of Luzon was still jumping on his feet and shouting over there, in order to show himself in front of Han Yue, he had completely disregarded the dignity of the monarch, and kept urging the ministers to get up, and then go back to rearm and invade Java.
Before leaving, Han Yue patted the other party's shoulder again, making the monarch of Luzon even more arrogant, and he walked almost like a big crab.
Finally, the Nuo banquet was cleaned, hundreds of Luzon ministers left, and only the Chinese people were left here.
At this time, Han Yue put down the disguise on his face, and then looked up to the sky and let out a hearty laugh, and several old princes slowly stepped forward, and at the same time bowed their hands and said, "Congratulations, Your Majesty, don't send a single soldier to sit back and enjoy the success." ”
Han Yue smiled and said lightly: "If you beat a stick, you should give a sweet date, but none of these people are eye-catching, so I let them carry the pole to beat the dates, and the dead people were damaged, that was their problem, but after the harvest, we will ask for seven ...... of ten dates."
Seven, just a reference, in fact, Han Yue's words are very simple, he has to account for seventy percent of all the benefits.
Li Tao was silent for a while, and suddenly reminded in a low voice: "Your Majesty, the old minister always feels that something is wrong, how can this Luzon monarch say that he is also the lord of a country, his performance today seems to be a little unreasonable." Jumping up and down, like a small night, as an army of a country, the minister couldn't understand how he could sit in this position? ”
said that he didn't understand, but in fact, everything was understood, and the reason why Li Tao spoke in such a tone was nothing more than to give Han Yue a wake-up call.
Han Yue laughed, nodded at Li Tao, his eyes swept over the other old princes, and suddenly turned his head to Li Shimin, who had been lying on the chair and kept his eyes closed, and said, "I also ask my father to explain your doubts to everyone, I don't know if you understood just now?" ”
Li Shimin opened his eyes slightly, and then lazily fascinated his eyes.
The emperor lay on the chair and slowly turned his body, found a more comfortable position and continued to lie down, and then said to Li Tao and the others leisurely: "Don't worry, my son will not be fooled, although the monarch of Luzon is acting, isn't Wu'er acting?" As long as the Chinese Empire is strong for a day, the monarch of Luzon will have to bend down for a day, because he is not qualified to straighten his waist, he can only bow his back obediently and skillfully, I understand this kind of thing, I understand, I understand, and the monarch of Luzon also understands......"
There is no fool to be an emperor, even the monarch of a small country knows how to protect himself, what's wrong with people pretending to be small, pretending to be small can not be beaten!
Li Tao smiled and bowed, silently no longer refuted, as a courtier, he had already done the accusation of reminding, since the Emperor Taishang and His Majesty had thought of him in front of him, then there was no need to continue to speak.
However, Liu Hongji, the Duke of Kui Guo, was a little confused, and asked his colleagues in a daze: "What do you mean?" So the monarch of Luzon is pretending? His grandmother's, just now I Lao Liu looked at his shameless face, and almost jumped out and beat him up......"
Everyone laughed, Han Yue stretched out his hand and patted Lao Liu's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Kui Guogong has a simple temperament, it is better for you to listen to this kind of thing." ”
Lao Liu scratched his head stupidly, and then grinned at Han Yue, he suddenly remembered something again, and couldn't help but say, "Your Majesty, that old boy can't say one thing and do another, right?" Let him attack Java this time, we won't send a single soldier to follow us, since this old boy is so shameless, will he secretly swallow half of the proceeds? ”
"He didn't dare to ......" Han Yue replied, Li Tao had already spoken lightly, and said in a leisurely tone: "To be a lackey, you have to have the consciousness of a lackey, just now the Emperor Taishang was right, the weak emperor knows when to bend down, then the monarch of Luzon is not a fool." ”
Han Yue nodded, patted Lao Liu's shoulder again with a smile, and suddenly encouraged: "Duke Kui, why don't we make a bet?" ”
Everyone knows that Liu Hongji is addicted to gambling, but this time Lao Liu has a heart, he forcibly suppressed his impulse to gamble, and asked Han Yue carefully: "How does Your Majesty want to gamble?" ”
Speaking of gambling, Lao Liu's heart was already itching and uncomfortable, but he didn't dare to agree to gamble directly, because his daughter-in-law pulled his ears every day and told him that he could bet with anyone, just don't bet with His Majesty, gambling with others will have a chance to turn the tables, and gambling with His Majesty will not even have pants left.
But Lao Liu was born with a gambling addiction, so he couldn't help but ask Han Yue how to gamble!
Just because of this question, the surrounding ministers have secretly started laughing, and many people have strange looks on their faces, secretly watching Liu Hongji fall for this.
Han Yue patted Lao Liu on the shoulder again, and said in a leisurely tone: "I bet that after this Java war, the monarch of Luzon will not only secretly swallow the wealth, but also take out a part of his treasury as a supplement, and the part he takes out will account for at least thirty percent of the wealth of Java, which is exactly equivalent to the thirty percent of the profit I promised him......
"Take the money from his own treasury as the profits that His Majesty will give him?" Liu Hongji was a little confused, and couldn't help but say, "Isn't this stupid? ”
Han Yue raised his eyebrows and encouraged: "So, does Kui Guogong gamble or not?" You've lost to me many times, but this time you've got a chance to make a comeback......"
The gambler couldn't listen to the two words, Liu Hongji instantly became heavy breathing, this thing raised his fingers and thought about it for a long time, thinking about it, he always felt that Luzon Guojun would not be so stupid.
"Bet!" Lao Liu finally decided to follow his nature, slapped his thigh and agreed viciously.
However, he also kept an eye on it, and many failures made him learn to cry poor, this thing looked at Han Yue and pretended to be pitiful, and said cautiously: "Your Majesty, I don't know what the bet is?" My old Liu is loyal to help you with things, Hainan cultured pearls have to be supplied seventy percent a year, my family really doesn't have much spare money, Your Majesty can't fool me ......"
Han Yue was happy, stretched out his hand and wanted to pat him on the shoulder, but suddenly noticed that the eyes of the ministers around him were different, Han Yue's heart moved, and he hurriedly put his hand down.
He is now the king of a country, and his every move carries the imprint of the emperor, and he has patted Liu Hongji on the shoulder three times in a row today, and no matter how much he admires the courtiers, he can't be so favored, otherwise other ministers will feel uncomfortable, and then they will be hostile to Liu Hongji.
They are all His Majesty's courtiers, why can you be appreciated for your gags? Once ministers have this idea in their minds, it is easy for hatred to evolve.
This is the heart of people, Han Yue has to guard against it, although the imperial power technique focuses on balance, but the Chinese Empire can't engage in factions now,
Fingers clenched into fists, beating people will be powerful, now you must not engage in pulling one to fight another, what the Chinese Empire needs is unity.
Besides, there are all old courtiers of the empire in front of him, Han Yue must have a bowl of water, although he appreciates Liu Hongji's honesty, but the emperor's appreciation must be restrained.
Thinking about all this, Han Yue deliberately pretended not to see Liu Hongji's poor baba, he was slightly ruthless in his heart, and secretly gritted his teeth and said: "This bet is limited to 500,000 guan, if I lose, I will double it for you, and then seal your second son a national candidate, if you lose, hand over 500,000 guan to the national treasury." ”
Lao Liu's brain was hot, and he nodded and agreed without thinking about it, and then the goods laughed wildly with a wild smile on his face, and said to his colleagues around him arrogantly: "You wait and see, the second son of my Liu family is also going to be knighted!" ”
All the ministers had strange faces, and they all smiled and bowed their hands to congratulate them, but they were secretly snickering, and everyone was waiting to see Liu Hongji's face after he lost.
Han Yue watched coldly, secretly relieved in his heart, he ruthlessly tricked Liu Hongji, and finally eliminated a trace of diaphragm in the hearts of the ministers. Liu Hongji is too red in the eyes of the ministers, and those who are too popular must be suppressed, and after suppressing this time, I think everyone will no longer hate him.
Over there, Li Shimin seemed to have slept, but it seemed like he hadn't slept again, in short, only Han Yue noticed a smile on the corner of Li Shimin's mouth, and nodded quietly undetectably.
This is to praise Han Yue and praise him for having a new understanding of the courtiers' management strategy.
The bet has been made, and the next thing is for the ministers to eat and drink together, and the Chinese Empire will not send a single soldier this time, so it will stay where it is and wait to reap the profits.
In the evening of the same day, Liu Hongji was drunk and was helped home by the soldiers, this goods were lying on the bed by his wife with cold water, and the first sentence when he opened his eyes was: "Mother-in-law, I have made meritorious contributions, I have done what you said, Your Majesty set up a bet pit for me, and the ministers around me are watching jokes, but I still don't understand, why did you force me to be fooled on purpose?" Isn't it good to have money, you have to lose to Your Majesty, Your Majesty is not short of money, he ......"
Lao Liu's mother-in-law suddenly smiled, stepped forward to press and rub Lao Liu, gentle and not like words, well-behaved and scary, and finally saw Lao Liu fall asleep, and took the initiative to call a little girl to sleep with.
Today, Lao Liu has made meritorious service for his family, and he must reward a little girl.
It's a pity that Lao Liu didn't understand why his mother-in-law asked him to do that, and he didn't know why he rewarded his little girl.
Behind a good man, there must be a good woman, Lao Liu doesn't understand, but Lao Liu's mother-in-law understands that since the founding of the People's Republic of China, the Liu family has been too hot in Lingnan, and this heat must be poured cold water to drop it, otherwise it is likely to turn into a fire and burn the whole family.
"Fortunately, Your Majesty still appreciates this mess, so he deliberately gave a chance to save it, and set up a bet to make a special pit for the family. Your Majesty, I really didn't say anything to the Liu family...... "Late at night, the old lady Liu convened several daughters-in-law to discuss the matter, and finally made a decision, and she will go to meet Queen Doudou tomorrow."
It's not enough to have His Majesty's support, the Liu family has to continue to build a relationship with the queen, and they have to beat their own house into a hardcore congestion, so that they can continue to enjoy protection.
Here's how it is in Huaxia.
On the Luzon side, the army has begun to prepare, and some ministers can't figure it out, so they can't help but ask the Luzon monarch if he wants to reserve some soldiers and horses, but the Luzon monarch gritted his teeth and waved his hand, and said loudly: "Not a single soldier is left, all of them will go to Java, even if the whole country dies, this time it will have to fight beautifully......
There is no fool who is an emperor