"Yo he!" Li Shimin was directly laughed at angrily, and scolded: "You dare to threaten me, what if I beat you?" It is natural for Lao Tzu to beat his son, you still dare to run away from home, believe it or not, I can get it back when you go to the edge of the sky. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Han Yue covered his ass with both hands and said stupidly: "The earth is very big, dad, don't be arrogant, believe it or not, I went to the American continent!" ”

"What is the Earth, and where is the American continent?" Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, with some curiosity on his face.

Han Yue snorted: "The earth is the whole world, the territory is tens of thousands of miles wide, divided into seven continents and four oceans, even if you ride the wind, it will take a few days and nights......"

He looked at the emperor and sneered, and threatened: "The American continent is the edge of the sky in your mouth, and it is tens of thousands of miles away from our Datang. Hmph, I'm preparing to build an ironclad battleship, if you dare to hit people again, I'll really run to the edge of the sky......"

Li Shimin frowned, seeing that Han Yue was so rampant, he couldn't help but do it again.

At this moment, the eldest grandson next to him suddenly stretched out his hand to stop and pushed the emperor back a few steps.

The queen smiled and said, "Your Majesty, are you confused?" The stinky boy has changed his words just now, why are you still raising your feet and kicking him, dare to hit him and kick him again, be careful that the concubine scratches your face......"

"Did he change his tune?" Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that Han Yue really opened his mouth to call his father just now, and the emperor looked up to the sky and laughed, his face full of pride.

"Your Majesty, you are still laughing, Yue'er's ass is kicked and swollen, how can there be a father like you in the world, the child makes a mistake and scares and scares twice, you directly kick his butt swollen, it's too ruthless."

The eldest grandson hummed and began to complain, in the end, she was the one who was the mother, she had just finished beating her son, and immediately began to protect her.

Li Shimin was stunned, he looked at the eldest grandson with a strange expression, then pointed to Han Yue's ears, and asked rhetorically: "Guanyin, look at the stinky boy, the monkey's butt is not so red, right?" It's your handiwork......"

The eldest grandson rolled his eyes and said unreasonably: "The concubine just twisted it a few times, Yue'er will not feel pain, but Your Majesty, you are ruthless, and you don't look like a father at all......"

The emperor was choked speechless for a while, he looked down at Han Yue, and scolded: "Stinky boy stand up for me, you can tell me well, in the end, did my beating hurt, or did your mother hurt when I beat me?" ”

Han Yue's face was full of bitterness, and he said cautiously: "If you don't say it, can you do it?" ”

"No way!" Li Shimin and the eldest grandson spoke at the same time, and said viciously: "Today, you must be divided into superiors to know who loves you more......

The two of them spoke at the same time, and they were dumbfounded after speaking, the eldest grandson suddenly sneered, covered his mouth and giggled: "The concubine doesn't fight with Your Majesty, the ancient saints have long judged, there are loving mothers in the world, fathers are the strictest in the world, and the one who is a mother is the one who loves her children the most." The concubines don't fight with you, I'm going to take my daughters-in-law to prepare a dinner party!" ”

Li Shimin blew his beard angrily and stared, and there was always a sense of powerlessness with an iron fist on the cotton.

The eldest grandson smiled proudly, walked under her feet, she beckoned the concubines to hold Doudou and the others, and after a while, she went down to the top floor of the Taiji Palace, and there was a crisp sound of kicking and tapping on the wooden stairs.

The queen left with the concubines, Li Shimin could only spill his anger on others, and the emperor shouted at Han Yue: "Hurry up and stand up for me, lie on the ground and learn Cheng Zhijie?" You can't learn his shamelessness, and the royal family doesn't need hob meat ......"

Han Yue was speechless for a while, but unfortunately there was no one else present except him, so he had to carry this black cauldron if he didn't carry it.

"Daddy, let's say okay, I can get up, but you can't beat people anymore. I'm now a man with five daughters-in-law, and I'm going to be a father soon, so I need to have a bit of face. ”

Li Shimin snorted, pointed at his nose and reprimanded: "I will spare you once today, and if you dare to offend next time, you will be cut off for your father, or you will come to see you yourself." ”

"Pull you down!" Han Yue scolded in his heart, the ancients were good at everything, they just liked to say that if the head of the person is really cut off, then he will hang it, and if he comes to see it, if he really wants to do that, the emperor will be scared half to death.

But I only dare to think about this in my heart, and I don't dare to say it in front of Li Shimin, Li Shimin's talent is roughly true, but everyone who is an emperor has a stinky problem, that is, he likes to be annoyed and angry.

"You remembered ...... me" Li Shimin suddenly opened his mouth and said in a deep voice: "In the future, when there are courtiers present, you must call my father the emperor, this is the etiquette that the royal family should have." ”

Han Yue nodded hurriedly and said solemnly, "I wrote it down." ”

Li Shimin glanced at him, and then said: "If it is inconvenient to call your father, you can also call Your Majesty directly, the word Your Majesty represents the father of all peoples, and no one will say rude if you shout it." ”

"And that explanation?" Han Yue couldn't help but be stunned.

Although he has traveled through the Tang Dynasty for more than four years, he does not understand everything, and when he heard Li Shimin say this today, Han Yue knew that the word His Majesty had other meanings.

"The matter of the salutation involves the royal face, and you must remember this matter well, so as not to be caught by the ceremonial officials and criticized by the painful feet!"

Li Shimin spoke again, he glanced at Han Yue, and suddenly lowered his voice and said: "Actually, you and my father and son are not afraid of courtesy officials at all, but as a royal family, you should have the appearance of a royal family, even if you pretend to be a polite ......."

Han Yue hurriedly nodded again, still solemnly: "I wrote it down!" ”

"Hmm!" Li Shimin nodded with satisfaction, and continued: "As for the title of father, I like it very much in my heart, you can shout like this when there are no outsiders, but you must not be discovered by outsiders, understand?" ”

"Don't worry, Dad, your son can save ......"

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The emperor nodded again, he stood on the edge of the roof of the Taiji Hall with his hands, his eyes blazing down on Chang'an, and suddenly said with great meaning: "I was born in the eighteenth year of the opening of the Great Sui Emperor, and today is the sixteenth day of June in the fourth year of Zhenguan, do you know what this means?" ”

Han Yue shook his head, his face bewildered.

With his appearance, Li Shimin suddenly snorted angrily, and the emperor stretched out his hand and pointed at Han Yue's nose and reprimanded: "Everyone in the world says that you are a natural genius, but you don't understand ordinary common sense at all." I was born in the eighteenth year of the emperor's reign, and today I am four years old, how old is this? ”

Han Yue snapped his fingers and was stunned for a while, and suddenly smiled for a long time, and whispered: "Erchen has fallen into the people since he was a child, and he is not very good at this!" ”

Li Shimin was angry and wanted to beat people again, and suddenly remembered what Han Yue said about being in exile, the emperor's face sank, and he sighed: "That's it, since you don't know how to count, then I will tell you that from the eighteenth year of the emperor to the present, a total of forty-two years have passed, which also means that I am forty-two years old this year." ”

Han Yue faintly grasped Li Shimin's thoughts, and hurriedly said: "Daddy is prosperous in the Spring and Autumn Period, and the national strength of Datang is soaring under your rule, and it will inevitably usher in the prosperity of Zhenguan......"

The horse slapped, Li Shimin seemed very useful, the emperor glanced at Han Yue with great meaning, and scolded with a smile: "Flamboyant tongue, I don't know who to learn from!" I sit in the court and look at the world, and I have heard countless flatteries of all kinds, and I don't need my own son to please me. ”

Han Yue smiled and touched his nose stupidly.

Li Shimin suddenly sighed lightly, and said with emotion: "But one thing you said is right, I am forty and two this year, it is indeed the peak of the Spring and Autumn Period, I asked you what this means before, you are smart and clever and deliberately pretend not to understand, since you dare not say it, then I will help you say it." ”

He stood with his hands in his hands again, looked at Chang'an at the foot of the foothills, and said in a deep voice: "I am confident that I can live to be sixty or seventy years old, and it is estimated that I will reign for thirty or forty years......"

Li Shimin stopped abruptly when he said this, turned his head to look at Han Yue, and said with blazing eyes: "There are no outsiders here, only you and my father and son, now your identity has been in broad daylight, although I have not made you the prince, but after all, you are the eldest son of the royal concubine, if there is no accident, the Tang Dynasty throne will be taken over by you...... I now ask you, if thirty or forty years can't let you take over, can you wait, do you want to wait, are you willing to wait? ”

Li Shimin asked three times in a row, and his thoughts finally came to light.

This kind of question could not be hesitated at all, Han Yue suddenly raised his head with his chest straightened, his eyes met with Li Shimin, and he did not dodge in the slightest.

"Rest assured, Erchen is lazy by nature, likes to be free, I can't wait to be a free prince, I have nothing to write poetry and paint, occasionally invent some utensils to make a name for myself, or lead troops to fight the surrounding small countries to show off my might, in short, I don't want to sit on the throne, this son will shoulder the world when he sits up, and Erchen hasn't had enough of it now!"

He looked at the emperor squarely, and suddenly said with a wicked smile: "Dad, you will work hard, first help Erchen and then sit on it for decades, and wait until the world is prosperous, I will take over the splendid mountains and rivers, so isn't it wonderful?" ”

"You were fifty or sixty years old then!" Li Shimin suddenly spoke coldly, staring at Han Yue with a faint gaze, and said: "On the day of the old and white head, you can reign over thousands of people, Yue'er, tell me, are you really willing to wait?" ”

Han Yue laughed, held his head high and said, "Daddy doesn't need to talk to me, how many mountains and rivers are there in Datang?" Compared with the throne, Erchen prefers to expand the territory, this world is very big, so big that you dare not imagine, maybe Erchen will lay down a huge territory and build a larger empire than the Tang Dynasty......"

Li Shimin looked straight at him, as if he wanted to see through Han Yue's heart, the father and son were silent for a long time, and the emperor suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, and said with relief: "The stinky boy is good, dare to say so wildly, worthy of my eldest son, I am waiting to see you build a huge empire, so that I can also be happy!" ”

When he said this, he suddenly stopped, as if he didn't want to dwell on this topic anymore, but turned his head to look at the sun in the west, and muttered: "It's not too early, you go down to the Taiji Hall with me, tonight's banquet is very important, my son must bathe and change clothes, and prepare to meet the royal family." ”

After Li Shimin said this, he took the first step, and Han Yue hurriedly followed.

The father and son went down the stairs all the way, and when they reached the middle of the stairs, Li Shimin suddenly stopped slightly, and said intentionally or unintentionally: "The royal banquet, all veins are coming, and the emperor will also be there at that time, and your younger brothers and sisters will be present, such as Cheng Qian, such as Qingque......"

Han Yue was slightly stunned, and subconsciously looked up at Li Shimin, but he didn't know that the emperor's stopped footsteps started again, and walked all the way down the stairs.