In the winter, I never lay in the greenhouse again. Soaking up the warm sunshine and breathing in the oxygen-rich air is a pleasant thing. What's more, there are beautiful maids by his side. It's okay to peel a grape and stuff a date to feed it.

Yun Hao is now living an enviable and crazy life, holding a book in his hand and looking at it with relish. Taking advantage of the flip book to twist it on the chest of the beautiful maid, it will attract the coquettishness of the maid. Then the neckline will open wider and wider, and the two peaks inside seem to be about to burst out at once.

Since I drummed up "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", the craze for writing has been wave after wave. "Guan Erye's Past Affair - Confessions of a Murderous Fugitive", "The Story that Zhuge Liang and Da Qiao Have to Say", "Zhang Fei and Xiahou Yuan - The Days We Were Weng Sons-in-law Together" and so on have emerged successively, as well as a large number of loyal readers.

There are also some pen names that are simply called characters, such as this author named Zhang Fei, who wrote an academic book "On Pig Slaughtering Technology and Killing Skills" and "Zhang Fei's Big Opportunity to Grasp". The author is called Guan Yu, and his book is "On Guan Yu's Seven Ways to Play at the Beginning" and "Guan Yu's Purification Tips After Charging".

This one is called Liu Bei, and he is even more powerful. The book is "Young Woman Sun Shangxiang", no matter how Yun Hao looks at it, it seems that he has a white shadow. Only then did I see the third chapter, and my hand involuntarily slid down the maid's navel.

One hand is so wet! Damn, this is clearly Xiao Huangwen.

The naked maid sat on Yun Hao's body, and Yun Hao was covered in sweat. Damn, Xiao Huangwen is too harmful. Yun Hao felt that he couldn't read these books in the future, but it was really exciting to come.

It seems that Datang's books are about to start a grading system, and people's hearts are dirty. It is a little matter of men and women, from His Majesty the Emperor to the beggars who ask for food. Everyone was full of interest!

And both men and women!

Where there is demand, there is supply, which is the basic principle of a market economy.

The new China of later generations is known as the elimination of Sister Yao, but you enter the rest hall of the bathing center. There was still a coolly dressed girl who came over and asked, "Big brother!" Don't do a lot of work! Big breasts! Good job! ”

The brothel in Chang'an, after entering, the beautiful sister will play a tune for you first. Then improvised two poems, with deep affection for you and me. After drinking two sips of wine to cultivate feelings, I went upstairs to do errands.

Like the Hereafter, when you enter the door, you take off your clothes. And then what else to say, the recent investigation of the harsh and other threatening language.

It's just that the name has changed from sister to miss, and the professional skills have been fully degenerated. Yun Hao shook his head and sighed, traditional culture needs to be protected and promoted, and it is indeed a pity that it is so missing.

When there are more people who write books, they will be out of demons, especially after they wrote a "God List". The literati of the Tang Dynasty have signs of developing towards fantasy. The emperor on a horse, carrying a 50,000-pound hammer and other words filled his eyes. This is the product of taking human imagination to the extreme, and Yun Hao estimates that he is about to see "Breaking the Sky".

Yun Hao was very curious, what kind of horse could drag a hammer of 50,000 catties. Obviously can fly, but for Mao he has to ride a horse.

All right! The maid is wet again!

These women are crazy, and in order to give birth to Yun Hao, they can't be reserved. I've heard of aphrodisiacs before, but in fact, profit is the best aphrodisiac. As long as you give birth to a child for Yun Hao, no matter whether you are male or female! In this life, and even in this life, the wealth of the family in this life can be regarded as handed. Such a long-term meal ticket has made countless ladies open-minded.

Sometimes Yun Hao feels like a juicer. Obviously, there are already scum left, and those women still have to work hard and strive to squeeze some more.

Pat the woman's ass and motionfor her to leave her thighs. Damn, there's a lot of slimy and shiny stuff on my thighs.

There was no way, so I took the maid to the bathhouse for a bath. The steaming hot spring water is always a pleasant experience.

Took a shower and changed into baggy clothes. Yun Hao decided that there was no one to wait around, and when he was just taking a bath, there were still people sneaking through the crack in the curtain to look inside. The eyes are very obscene!

Sure enough, just lying in a rocking chair. Zhang Miaoke came out like a fox, "The Cui family is not to your taste? Tomorrow, the little lady of the Lu family ......! ”

Yun Hao finally felt the pain, marrying a woman eight years older is sometimes not much different from marrying a mother and coming back. This mother-in-law is crazy, and she is bent on thinking about the Yun family's branches. It is estimated that what she hopes most in her heart is that her husband can make a big deal about the belly of a Chang'an woman. It doesn't matter if the husband has that ability or not! This point is greatly influenced by the eldest grandson.

Li Er, who is fierce and fierce, is about to be dying. Lao Tzu's body can be compared with Li Er, a guy who can carry a plank for half an hour? It's too late to regret it now, the children are all thirteen years old. Yun Hao now feels a little that as soon as this girl enters the door, she should have knocked her stupid with a stick. So that you won't make trouble!

"Don't disturb me reading, being a man is to learn more." Yun Hao picked up a copy of "Are Golden Scales a Thing in the Pool", and it was really a good book.

"My lord! You also have to exercise, Mr. Sun said that lying down like this, your limbs are about to degenerate. Exercise more to be strong. Look at Your Majesty, a little princess has been added in the last two months. For her husband, Zhang Miaoke almost despaired.

Laziness is outrageous, can sit and never stand, can lie down and never sit. It's like a puddle of mud all day, and I don't want to get up when I sit on the bed or rocking chair. The weapons rack at home has been moved, shame! The blades of the master's family can't be embroidered, and this work can't be done by others. Can only be done by Yun Hao himself!

Let Yun Hao sharpen his knife? Zhang Miaoke thinks that it is more practical to consider world peace.

Chang'an was all crazy, and Zhang Liang was surrounded by a beard in a city in the Western Regions. Zhang Liang's family has already fainted three times because the airship has brought back Zhang Juzhi's ashes.

As long as it is a noble, you have to go to Zhang's house to condole. This is a human favor, and at this time, the rudeness will make a mortal enemy.

"Just let Dabao go on behalf of Lao Tzu, can I go in person? I'm old, and I can go less when I can. You let me live two more years! ”

"Thirty-two years old, what are you old, if you don't move, I think you're going to rust. The good Tang Chu Guogong lived like a turtle. Zhang Miaoke slapped Yun Hao angrily, Chang'an is used to it. As long as people are over 30 years old, many of them call themselves old husbands. The son is a little angry, and the grandson will be embraced.

"Less! Turtles all over the world can live for a hundred and ten years, and the monkeys jumping up and down are willing to move, and they will hang up after living for more than ten years. Now Lao Tzu is enjoying it and is ready to live a few more years. When I was a hundred years old, I heard that **** didn't break the law. The old man is ready to live to be 100 years old, and then do all kinds of evil! ”

"You can live a thousand years!" A voice sounded abruptly outside the flower hall.

Yun Hao was about to scold, but he had to sit down again. To live for a year is Wang Ba, and the turtle in the Tang Dynasty is not a curse. But Yun Hao just couldn't change this thinking, and every time he met Li Guinian, he couldn't help laughing.

I hate it like Li Er, so I don't know what respecting privacy is. An emperor has nothing to do to go to the minister's house to listen to the window. It's also a guy like Li Er, who has an extremely strong gossip mentality, to do it! Fortunately, Lao Tzu didn't do anything unspeakable, otherwise he wouldn't have been called a daytime prostitution by this guy? It's as if he's less lewd!

It is said that when Prince Jiaziqing of the Wa Kingdom came to Chang'an, it was when he visited this pervert in broad daylight.

Li Er didn't have the slightest consciousness to listen to the root of the window, Zhao Jiang picked up the door curtain and walked in with his head and tail.

"Your Majesty! Next time, you come and let the subordinates spread the word, this is the minister's inner house. ”

"The whole world is not the king's land! The whole world is mine, and I can go wherever I want. Li Er was very domineering and occupied Yun Hao's rocking chair, picked a piece of watermelon from the fruit bowl and threw it into his mouth.

"If I don't come to you, I don't know that all your blessings are evil. Eat cold melon in winter! There are also grapes to eat, or mare's milk grapes. This thing is not produced in the Western Regions, how did you get it? What is it? Citrus? Li Ertu looked at the fruit bowl arranged in the shape of a boat.

Turtles! His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty can't get rid of the fact that he is a turtle!

Isn't it just a fruit bowl in winter? If you need to make a fuss, you don't believe that there is no one in your palace.

"You are blessed one by one, and the great empire is left to me alone. What kind of heart does Du An, is this empire just mine? This empire belongs to the Tang Dynasty, and you also have a share. Li Er seemed to be angry, grabbed a piece of cut citrus and threw it into his mouth. I seemed to think it tasted good and ate another piece.

What! Does the empire have a share of Lao Tzu? Don't be funny, you dare to say that. If someone says a word, it is a sin, if anyone dares to say that. The Hundred Riders will definitely go back to find trouble, and then countless scolding officials will spray you into a sieve with saliva. In the end, it will be pulled to make trouble and cut off the head. If you are unlucky, you have to spare the whole family.

Bow your head, bow your waist, and shrink your neck! Lao Tzu is not like you as a turtle, he has been an official for many years, and he has long known the tricks of officialdom. When to speak and when not to speak.

"Why don't you speak!" Li Er found that he had punched the cotton and asked helplessly.

"There's nothing to say, Your Majesty's side is like a cloud, and the generals are like rain. The minister is a bastard waiting for death, don't worry about the minister. ”

"!" As soon as he thought of the scene in the Taiji Hall, Li Er wanted to lift the table. They all think about their own small families, and the sharp energy that has been driven has been exhausted by a rich life. It's only been a few years since it was peaceful, and that's how it has become. Sometimes Li Er himself asks himself, where are the tigers and wolves at the time of the founding of the country.

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