Chapter 291: Drunkenness at the Banquet
"Male... Male? Cheng Chumo was so shocked that he stammered, turned his head to wipe his eyes, and looked the "dancing girl" up and down again, and found that she really didn't have breasts... No! It's not a measure of what a man or woman is like, it's just that the clothes are wide and you can't see it!
"Really, I didn't lie to you, he has an Adam's apple, a very protruding Adam's apple, which looks like a man at first glance, but he does look like a woman, plus he has long hair, which made me mistake it for a woman at first."
"Huh?" Cheng Chumo took a closer look at the throat of the "dancing girl" and found that there was indeed a raised Adam's apple, it was a man, and there was nothing wrong with it.
"Such a beautiful person, actually... Male? Cheng muttered silently, there was a tendency for the three views to be destroyed.
Chen Fei patted Cheng Chumo's shoulder comfortingly: "Brother Chumo, it turns out that you are good, I won't say it, really, please believe me!" ”
"Believe in a fart! Lao Tzu is not interested in men! Cheng Chumo looked unhappy, slapped Chen Fei's hand away, and drank himself with a sullen drink.
Chen Fei turned to continue to look at the "glamorous" man, touched his chin and thought about it, and muttered in a low voice: "I didn't expect the pseudo-mother species to appear so early, tsk, she looks so beautiful, but the boy is still masculine and handsome." ”
Chen Fei looked at his tanned arm and smiled with satisfaction. "Hehe, it's sunny."
"Chen Fei? Chen Fei? "Take a seat, Li Shimin is calling Chen Fei.
Chen Fei immediately gathered his mind, stood up and bowed to Li Shimin, "Weichen is here." ”
"Hehe," Li Shimin smiled and waved his hand: "Don't be so restrained, boy, sit down." ”
"Yes." Chen Fei sat in his position, Li Shimin stared at Chen Fei for a while, and suddenly smiled: "How old is the kid this year?" Have you ever performed a crown salute? ”
Chen Fei replied honestly: "Wechen is fifteen years old this year, and he has never performed a crown ceremony. ”
"Fifteen." Li Shimin was stunned, then relieved, and smiled left and right: "Hehe, everyone, listen, fifteen-year-old boy!" is not as old as a weak crown, but he can make such a miraculous achievement for my Datang, and it is not an exaggeration to call him a young hero! ”
"Not an exaggeration! Not an exaggeration! When the old man was so old, he was still drinking in the Qinglou restaurant, how do you know what meritorious service is! Cheng Yanjin laughed a few times, causing the people around him to laugh.
"Haha, Lao Cheng finally admitted it to himself, and he told me that I hadn't been to the Qinglou Restaurant."
"That's it, I'll just say, according to Lao Cheng's temperament, how can he not go to the Qinglou Restaurant."
Cheng Biting Jin secretly said that he had drunk too much and was caught, so he hurriedly coughed a few times and drank to show embarrassment.
Li Shimin laughed with the ministers for a while, and then returned to the topic. "Fifteen years old, fifteen years old can also hold a crown ceremony, Chen Fei?"
Chen Fei's heart jumped, and he seemed to understand Li Shimin's intentions. "Wechen is here."
"In the first month of next year, Cheng Zhijie will hold a crown gift for you, and I will personally send a congratulatory gift."
Chen Fei's teacher is Kong Yingda, and it stands to reason that Kong Yingda should be the crown gift for Chen Fei, but he is closer to Cheng Yanjin and is commensurate with his uncle.
As soon as the words fell, the banquet fell silent for a short time, and everyone stared at Chen Fei with burning eyes.
Your Majesty's hand-picked crown! How many people have had this glory throughout the ages? In addition to the imperial relatives, there is only Chen Fei, right?
is not very old, but he has been favored, this person's future career... It's limitless!
Although Chen Fei was excited, he did not react as much as others, after all, there are still many differences in the cultural values of the two generations. Hearing this, he just bowed to thank him, and his calm appearance made Cheng Chumo jealous and his teeth itched.
"The crown ceremony is done, and it's time to make a family affair." Li Shimin touched his beard, as if he missed being a matchmaker.
After the ministers reacted, they all laughed and teased Chen Fei. Especially Cheng Biting Jin's voice was the loudest: "Haha, it's time to set a family affair for this kid, this kid is good at everything, but he is not honest!" He should marry an aunt and take care of him! ”
Li Ji laughed and teased Cheng Biting Jin. "Haha, does Lao Cheng secretly hate that he gave birth to a litter full of men, but there is no thousand catties? Otherwise, I think you're rushing to make this family business, right? ”
The ministers started joking, but Chen Fei couldn't laugh at all. If Li Shimin really set a family affair for him today, what should he do in Linchuan?
And you, the emperor, are too gossipy, aren't you? Why do people have to take care of their marriage? and will not marry your daughter.
But if Li Shimin really spoke, I'm afraid Chen Fei would not be able to refuse in person, so ......
"Father, there is a suitable candidate for the son." Li Tai, the king of Wei, tried to stand up and proposed it while Li Shimin frowned and thought about the candidate.
Chen Fei secretly said that King Wei's play is not unbeautiful, this is a disguised way to tie himself to King Wei's faction!
If King Wei's proposal passes, Chen Fei will marry in the future, which is equivalent to losing himself to King Wei's side, he doesn't want to follow this big fat man with a worrying future, so even if he works hard today, he will make this matter worse!
As soon as Li Shimin turned his head and wanted to ask King Wei, Chen Fei suddenly stood up with the wine and bowed respectfully to Li Shimin. "Your Majesty and King Wei are so concerned about Weichen's lifelong affairs, but it makes Weichen ashamed, and Weichen should toast three glasses."
As he spoke, Chen Fei took a sip of the soju in the wine glass. The liquor entered his throat, like a knife cut, and the irritating Chen Fei coughed constantly. This hasn't been played yet, one cup is down, Chen Fei frowned and poured a second cup, drank it all, the third cup, drank it all......
The result of three cups of belly is... He's drunk! Not pretending to be drunk, but really drunk.
Originally, the amount of alcohol in this body was not very good, and he also drank a lot after mixing two kinds of wine, so after three glasses of stomach, the alcohol in his body began to ferment, and his eyes saw double vision, and the person began to shake and stand unsteadily.
The eunuch went up and tried to hold him, but he didn't reach the ...... "Bang!" Chen Fei fell straight to the ground, and a vague smirk came out of his mouth.
"Hehehehehe! Hey? Brother Chumo, how do you fly in the sky? Fly and fly, why do you still have a pair of wings? Very spicy eyes..."
Cheng Chumo ......
Before King Wei could speak, Chen Fei actually fell like this, and now he doesn't say it, he doesn't say it, but he is the most embarrassed.
Cheng Biting Jin's eyes purred, he immediately understood what Chen Fei meant, and he didn't want Chen Fei to be involved in the prince's open and secret fight, so he hurriedly came out to play a round for Chen Fei.
"Haha! Your Majesty, His Royal Highness the King of Wei, this kid can't drink well, let everyone laugh at it, the old man must train him well when he goes back, he can't make such an ugly appearance in the future, he can still put himself in the toast, what a little bastard! ”
Li Shimin stared at Chen Fei inexplicably, was silent for a while, and then suddenly laughed, and gave Cheng Yanjin a step down.
"Good! This kid's drinking amount is also handed over to you to practice! If there is such an ugly state in the future, I will try to ask you! ”
Cheng Yanjin patted his chest and promised, swearing that if Chen Fei didn't practice well, he would use Chen Fei's head to soak in wine, and the few Wenchen who were sitting there frowned.
The drunken Chen Fei was carried down by the eunuchs, and the banquet lasted until late at night before it ended, and the ministers dispersed and went home.
Chen Fei, who was asleep, was packed and taken away by Cheng Biting Jin Kang on his shoulder, Li Shimin stood on the high platform, looked at Chen Fei's figure from afar, and suddenly smiled: "This kid is quite clever, but I underestimate him." ”
(End of chapter)