sighed in my heart: I was really lucky today, and I met Young Master Andre, who has always been generous.

These tips, at least up to a month's salary, have doubled!

After the waiter left, Andre couldn't help but quickly asked, "How is it?" Why don't you think about it again? ”

"I'll go to the bathroom!"

Jiang Nan ignored Andre and walked out of the box.

Uncle, I came here to do important things, not to be a teacher for you.

Andrei wanted to follow, but after Jiangnan walked out of the room.

Lock the door so that it can't keep up.

The little Buddha on the side crossed Erlang's legs, looked at the restless Andre, and said with a smile: "I think you better forget it, the things that my eldest brother decides rarely change." ”

"Why?"

"Principle!"

The little Buddha shifted his position and sat in front of the window.

Looking at the bustling and lively streets outside, I had no time to enjoy the colorful scenery, and my eyes kept scanning the beautiful women coming and going on the street.

"My eldest brother has principles, but I don't have the little Buddha."

The little Buddha retracted his gaze, stood up, and stretched comfortably.

Wickedly smiled, "Why don't I teach you?" ”

"What do you want?"

"Didn't you just say that on the road?"

"Women?"

"That's right! The more the merrier! ”

Little Buddha patted his chest and said, "In the future, as long as I am in Amur Komsomolsk for a day, you must find me a girl." ”

"Every day?"

"Of course!"

"Can you afford it?"

"Nonsense, I'm doing a good job, why can't I bear it?"

Looking at the little Buddha who was hanging erlang, Andre didn't believe his cultural level.

waved his hand, but still sighed and said, "Forget it, I don't think you are as educated as your eldest brother." ”

"The road is poor and wears dog sinuses, and the road is not tolerated."

Seeing Andre politely rejecting himself, the little Buddha sighed angrily.

"Huh? What do you mean? ”

Andrei didn't hear clearly for a while, and didn't understand what it meant.

In fact, even if he hears it clearly, he won't understand.

"What do you mean? It's the day of the dog! ”

Little Buddha rolled his eyes, picked up the fruit that had been prepared on the table and nibbled on it.

"The road is poor and wears dog sinuses, and the road is not tolerated? Dogs? ”

Andrei muttered a repeat, thinking about it seriously.

A gleam flashed in his eyes, and he looked at the little Buddha with a smile, "It seems that you really understand!" ”

"That's it! Little Buddha, I am only rich in five cars......"

"Why don't you say a few more?"

Before the little Buddha could brag, Andre interrupted him.

"Okay, listen up!"

Little Buddha took a bite of the fruit, and blurted out without thinking: "The children of China have many strange ambitions, and they don't love red clothes and talents." ”

"What do you mean?"

Andrei scratched his head, still not understanding.

Little Buddha patted his face and smiled slightly: "Obviously, you can rely on your face to eat, but you have to rely on your talent." ”

"Oh, that's what it means."

Andrei thought about it seriously and looked shocked.

The whole person seemed to have discovered a new continent, and looked at the little Buddha unexpectedly.

"I know a lot, do you want to listen to a few more?"

Little Buddha hooked his fingers and smiled.

"Okay, then write it down."

Andrei hurriedly took out a notebook and a pen from his arms, and looked like a schoolboy listening attentively.

"Draw the ground into a circle, and wish you a long sleep."

"What do you mean?"

"Draw a circle and curse you!"

"Huh? Wonderful! ”

Andre sighed at the little Buddha, and gave a thumbs up to the little Buddha.

"There is a sentence in "Ouyang Xiu: The Oil Seller", I don't have him, but I am familiar with it, do you know what it means?"

"Tell me."

Little Buddha shook his head lightly and shook the hair that didn't grow much in front of his forehead.

made a gesture that he thought was very handsome, and smiled slightly: "Hand speed after being single for twenty years!" ”

"Awesome!"

"Haha, anyway, our Chinese culture is broad and profound, even if you learn it for a lifetime, you may not master it until you die."

The little Buddha seemed to have reached the end of his words, and continued, "Knowing that I am drunk and sleeping, what does it mean that the Ming Dynasty intends to hold the qin?" ”

Andre smiled loudly: "I know this, this is a poem by Li Bai, a poet of the Tang Dynasty in China, which means that I am going to get drunk, you can leave for the time being, if you intend to come back tomorrow." ”

"Bullshit!"

The little Buddha slapped the table and said indignantly, "This sentence means that you are paralyzed when you sleep, get up!" ”

"Forehead ......"

Andrei grinned, "I don't read much, don't lie to me." ”

"Don't bully me for not being illiterate, there is such a thing in the world."

"Uh...... What do you mean? ”

"It's what you just said that I don't read much, don't lie to me."

Before Andrei could react from this sentence, Jiangnan had already finished going to the toilet and walked in.

Sweeping his eyes around the little Buddha, Andre, who was humbly listening, knocked on the table: "The waiter is already waiting outside, let them serve the food." ”

"Oh, what, serve!"

Andre waved his hand in a daze, but his attention was still on the little Buddha.

After a while, all kinds of mountain delicacies were piled up on the table.

There are meat and vegetarian dishes, soup and meat.

The fragrance is strong and fills the room.

Jiang Nan and Little Buddha were already hungry, and they didn't go to check what kind of food these were and gobbled them up.

"Don't eat it yet, tell me some more!"

Andrei's thirst for knowledge was hooked out by the little Buddha, and he strongly demanded that the little Buddha eat and drink.

"You've just told you enough, you can consolidate and consolidate yourself."

The little Buddha replied impatiently, he didn't look at Andre at all, and stuffed things into himself vigorously.

"You'll just say a few more!"

"We Chinese people often say that we don't speak when we eat, we don't say anything when we sleep, don't make noise when we eat, it will affect our appetite!"

"Say five more?"

“……”

"Or three?"

"You're really enough, bothered?"

Little Buddha's anger came up, he glared at Andre, and said angrily: "Say three more, don't disturb me to eat." ”

The little Buddha thought for a few seconds, and immediately blurted out: "You Cao Cao's supernatural powers are unpredictable, and Hu Bu ascends to heaven and is poor." It means that it's terrible for you, why don't you go to heaven?

The life of hundreds of millions of trillions is the request of one person. What do you mean? Simple, just three words: jerk off!

Break the root of the thorn and plug the road to welcome. What do you mean? Egg pain chrysanthemum tight! ”

After Biao's words, the little Buddha didn't look at Andre.

Hurriedly sat down on the other side of Jiangnan, lest the other party continue to ask questions.

Chopsticks in the left hand and soup spoon in the right hand, eat big.

also attached his ear to Jiangnan's side, and smiled secretly: "This product is really easy to deceive, when I was in Shanghai before, I went online when I had nothing to do, and I was scared of this product from what I read on the Internet." ”

Jiangnan was drinking soup and almost squirted.

Just now, I wondered why the little Buddha was so cultured, so it was.

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