Fang Xuanling and his wife secretly discussed Han Yue's matter, and Li Shimin and the eldest grandson naturally couldn't do without this topic. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

It's a pity that Han Yue didn't know anything about it, his head was about to explode now.

"Big brother, that monk is really bad, why does he always recite the mantra, the big monkey is so pitiful." The little boy tugged at the corner of his clothes and didn't give up, pouted and said: "You change it, let the big monkey learn the loose hoop spell, and then secretly get rid of the golden hoop on his head, and kill the bad monk with a stick!" ”

"Get rid of the golden hoop? and beat the bad monk to death with a stick......" Han Yue was directly dumbfounded, looking at the little girl's pink face, he really couldn't understand what the little girl was thinking in her head.

Are you only three years old, are you good, are you so smart to become a sperm?

This routine is so skillful, and it directly draws salaries from the bottom of the kettle, it seems that the angry young people in the Journey to the West Forum in later generations have thought about it for many years.

"Big brother, okay, you change the storyline and let the big monkey kill the bad monk." The little son still didn't give up, pitifully grabbing the corner of his clothes.

The world is big, coaxing the child to be the most happy, Han Yue quietly rolled his eyes, reached out and scratched the little son's face, and doted: "Okay, good, big brother help you change the plot and let the big monkey kill the bad monk." ”

"Big brother is the best!" The little son smiled, suddenly jumped out of his arms, and kissed Han Yue fiercely.

Such a cute little girl, no matter how big the unhappiness is, will disappear, Han Yue scratched the tip of her nose again, and smiled: "You naughty ghost spirit, you actually know how to beat a stick to give a sweet date to eat." If the readers who urged me to change the plot were like you, we wouldn't be able to get angry. ”

"What did the big brother say?" The son tilted his little head.

Han Yue's words were a bit profound, and the little girl couldn't understand it for the time being, so she subconsciously put her finger in her mouth and bit it with a coquettish face.

Han Yue was about to explain, when he suddenly heard a teenage kid next to him shouting: "Jingyang Hou, you helped your sister-in-law change the plot, and this king also wants you to change it." This little kid is not very old, but he speaks very horizontally, and threatens with his hands on his hips: "Sister Zizi asked you to kill the monk, I want you to revive the monk again." Then change the section of the daughter country, and let the great monk stay and marry all the women and be the emperor of the daughter country......"

Han Yue snorted, pointed to the little kid and said to his son, "See, this is what I'm talking about as another kind of reader." It doesn't matter if the story has logic or not, just ask for a cool word. ”

He is full of love for the little son, but he doesn't have so much patience for the little kid, so he directly raised his big foot and kicked forward, shouting 'go you' softly.

The poor little kid was still immersed in the obscenity that threatened him to change the plot, where would he have thought that a Hou Ye would dare to turn his face, although Han Yue didn't have much strength on his feet, the little kid still fell into a dog and cried.

"What about the prince, you can't stand it if you kick your ass?" Han Yue scoffed, he picked up a candy from the shelf, carefully peeled it open and put it in his son's mouth, turned back to the little kid and said, "Hurry up, cry and kick you again." ”

He raised his feet slowly, and was about to intimidate the little kid again, when suddenly his ears hurt and his heart hurt, the feeling was familiar and abnormal, and he heard a person angrily scolding: "Who are you? Explain ...... to Hongu"

It turned out that at some point, Li Shimin and others quietly walked behind him. also deserves Han Yue's bad luck, he doesn't have a handle on his lips, no matter how angry the little kid is, he is also the prince, he opens his mouth and calls himself Lao Tzu, isn't he taking advantage of the prince's mother?

But this was heard by the eldest grandson, although the prince rolling on the ground was not her own, but he was the eldest son of Concubine Yang. The eldest grandson was angry for a while, and grabbed Han Yue's ear.

Twisting fiercely, three circles, three laps, so sour, Han Yue's tears flowed.

"Niangniang spares her life, the minister has a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue!" If you don't beg for mercy, the eldest grandson can definitely screw his ears off.

The queen's face was pale, and she said angrily: "Slip of the tongue, I think you are open-mouthed!" Today, this palace has to give you a long memory, so as not to cause a monstrous disaster in the future......" As he spoke, he twisted his hand half a circle vigorously.

Li Shimin's face was not very good-looking, and he snorted coldly: "The queen punished me fiercely, dare to take advantage of me, this kid really ate the bear's heart and leopard's gall." ”

Good guys, adding fuel to the fire, there was almost a mixed doubles match.

Han Yue's painful mouth was crooked, for some reason there was an evil fire running around in his heart, although he respected his eldest grandson, he couldn't hold his ears like this, there were tens of thousands of people in the entire super shopping mall, and everyone was watching him.

"Niangniang......" he roared, and was about to shake his head and turn his face, when suddenly Concubine Yang snorted and giggled: "Sister, if you send away the handle, if you twist it again, it will really be broken." ”

The eldest grandson was actually distressed for a long time, she used too much force just now, and almost tore the roots of Han Yue's ears. Just because Li Shimin only knew how to instigate and didn't know how to give steps, the queen had no choice but to insist.

Now that Concubine Yang has come forward, it is just natural, the eldest grandson's hand was slightly loosened, but his face was still pretending to be angry, and he said hatefully: "This time, I will spare you in front of Concubine Yang, and I dare to look good next time." ”

Han Yue looked stupid, turned his head and pretended not to hear. He still has anger in his heart, if it weren't for Concubine Yang's timely exit, he might have to blow up with the eldest grandson just now.

Although we said the wrong thing, you can't be so ruthless, twisting the root of your ear and pulling violently, how painful it is.

The little son obediently lay in Han Yue's arms, changing his previous posture of jumping and making trouble. This girl is really a cute ghost, her head was on Han Yue's chest, her saliva was dripping and rubbing hard, and suddenly two little hands wrapped around Han Yue's neck, and giggled: "Big brother, my son still wants to eat sugar, it's so sweet......"

In an instant, all the resentment disappeared!

Han Yue carefully hugged his son, checked the shelves for a long time, and finally found him a toffee suitable for children, peeled off the candy paper and gently sent it to his son's mouth.

"Don't chew it, melt it slowly, otherwise you'll have to yell and beg for it later, and children can't eat too much sugar."

Seeing that he took care of the child so carefully, the eldest grandson and Li Shimin quietly glanced at each other, and the corners of their eyes showed approval.

It was only at this time that the lady who had been standing next to her had a chance to interject, and she chuckled: "Niangniang, don't punish Jingyang Hou anymore, the concubine thinks that he has a straightforward personality, and young people should be a little energetic. ”

The eldest grandson snorted lightly, although he felt very right in his heart, he still said unrelentingly: "You don't have to praise him, right is right, wrong is wrong." If you don't have a positive shape all day, when will you grow up? ”

Han Yue scratched his head, wanted to refute, and finally gave up. Arguing with women, it is always the man who suffers.

Li Shimin suddenly opened his mouth and said directly: "Boy, I and the queen want to send her son's widow to your door at the invitation of Mrs. Fang, what do you mean about this matter!" ”

The emperor seemed to ask for advice, but the tone used an affirmative sentence, Han Yue was slightly stunned, and subconsciously said: "Fang Yiai? Sent under my door? What does it mean? ”

He asked three times in a row, obviously his mind was still confused, the eldest grandson sneered, and said: "Sent to your door, it is naturally an apprenticeship, this palace owes Mrs. Fang a favor, and you have to teach you carefully for your bequest." ”

"What does it matter to me that you owe someone a favor...... Han Yue was a little unhappy, he knew his own family affairs, and he knew that he didn't have much ink in his stomach, and how tired he was to teach students, he still loved the famous cuckold man.

It's a pity that the eldest grandson didn't give him a chance to refute, and snorted lightly: "This matter is so decided, Mrs. Fang's favor, you must help the palace repay it, and then dare to let Your Majesty share it with you." ”

This is clearly unreasonable! Han Yue sighed in his heart, seeing Li Shimin staring at him, he could only agree stubbornly.

Concubine Yang suddenly turned her eyes and seized the opportunity to say: "The Marquis of Jingyang made a mistake, and the language is insulting to the concubine, since the apprentice is accepted today, the concubine's Ke'er needs to be accepted as well." ”

As she spoke, she pulled the little kid up from the ground and chuckled: "Since ancient times, master and apprentice have been like father and son, if Jingyang Hou accepts Ke'er, you can not mention the matter of your concubine claiming to be his old son just now." ”

This was reasonable, and Han Yue was dumbfounded.

Li Shimin's face is longer than a donkey!

Concubine Yang is really out of the box this time for the sake of her children!