Chapter Twenty-Five: Collecting the Classics

After walking a section of the uphill road and sweating throughout, Dian Wei found an outlet to rest temporarily. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoLooking at the past from here, the trees are undulating, and the mountains are stacked on top of each other, which is really beautiful, but where can you see the tiger's tracks? If it is an ordinary three or five tigers, it is just to send some food and clothing to themselves.

He looked at the scenery for a while, and was about to continue on his way, when suddenly his stomach gurgled. Dian Wei's heart is not good, ah, could it be that he really responded to what the young man said, and was washed away by cold water?

Find a remote place to solve it on the spot, Dian Wei nodded secretly, the young man really deserves the conscience of the industry, if there is no such straw paper, it is inevitable that he will make a big fool of himself today. I'll have to visit him a few more times in the future.

After walking for a while, Dian Wei's stomach was like a mountain thundering, and the place where the straw paper had been scratched just now was even more itchy, as if there were thousands of small insects scratching and biting, and he felt that his whole person was going to be bad.

Walking all the way, just when Dian Wei was dizzy, the bell rang in front of him, and Zhang Xiu rode out of the woods, covering his mouth and nose while saying strangely: "Wu Na stinky thief, come to die." ”

Dian Wei was furious, and the halberd stepped forward to stab Zhang Xiu, and after a few battles, Zhang Xiu shouted: "I can't stand it, this thing is too stinky, Wei Yan, you come to top it for a while." "After that, he turned his horse and left.

Where is Dian Wei willing to give up, he forcibly held back his stomach pain and chased after him, Wei Yan rushed out of the oblique thorn to block the way, but he also fled after a little fighting. Dian Wei hated his chest, roared again and again, and his voice shook the valley, and for a while the mountains and forests changed color, and the fox and rabbit fled.

After chasing for a while, he finally couldn't get dripping in his stomach, Dian Wei had to find a place to clear the grass for the time being, and was looking around in a hurry, and the young man who was selling water just now appeared on the opposite hillside. I saw him wearing a straw hat on his head, cranking a fan, a thief's eyes, a cheap smile, Zhang Ren on the left, and Zhao Yun on the right, which was really majestic and vigorous.

Dian Wei walked the rivers and lakes for a long time, but he didn't know what was going on, and sighed: "I didn't expect it to be planted in your hands today, and I have nothing to say. He bowed his head slightly, but held the halberd in his palm.

Zhao Yun had never encountered such a strong opponent since he learned art, and he was going to fight Dian Wei in high spirits. But now I saw him squatting in the grass half-naked, with a swaggering expression, just like the tiger falling into the shallows of the dragon trapped in Pingyang. Zhao Yun's heart softened, and he hung up the gun again.

Zhang Xiu also came over, looked at Dian Wei and shook his head, if you let it go, your senior brother has been chasing and killing for thousands of miles before he succeeds, if you want to say kill it, no matter how you look at it, it is not a hero's doing, I really can't say it.

Zhang Ren said: "Since this bureau is laid out by Qiu Xiaolang, then how to deal with this Dian Wei, let Xiaolang decide." ”

Tyumen was waiting for him to say that. Kill Dian Wei? Just kidding, what kind of thing does a loser do? You must know that in the game, even Liu Du and other waste wood Qiuming caught and released it, until he said "The lord is loved, I am willing to serve the work of dogs and horses".

Qiu Ming pretended to think about it and said, "As far as I know, Dian Wei's murder is to avenge his benefactor, and his feelings are pitiful. And now that the country is in an eventful time, why not let him make meritorious contributions? ”

"Guilty of meritorious service?" Not only did Zhang Ren mention his interest, but even Dian Wei in the grass pricked up his ears, and with all his might, he squeezed out another fart.

"I won't hide it from you, Wei Yan and I went north this time to go to Guangzong to kill Zhang Jiaoping's Yellow Turban Rebellion, I think this Dian Wei is strong in martial arts, and he is very righteous, so it is better to go with us. If he can really kill Zhang Jiao, the court will forgive him some sins, and it is unknown whether he will be able to worship the marquis in the future. ”

Zhang Ren said: "This is a good way, but is he willing?" ”

Everyone looked at Dian Wei together, and Dian Wei pouted and sneered: "Do you think of me as a fool?" humiliated me so much, and wanted me to be cannon fodder. ”

Qiu Ming said calmly: "This kind of practice is indeed offensive to the hero, but if you don't do it, I'm afraid you won't listen to my kind words and persuasion." This time, I went too far, so I'll make a compensatory to you first. After speaking, he jumped off the horse and made a big gift to Dian Wei from a distance, Zhao Yun Wei Yan and the others didn't know what to say, and they also came down to salute, which made Dian Wei's face blue and red, but he didn't dare to stand up, so he had to continue to nest in the grass.

Tyumen took a pack of clothes from the saddle and put it in his hand: "Your clothes are already dirty, come and try this fit." Dian Wei was stunned for a moment, and said with horizontal eyes: "I don't want your charity." ”

Qiu Ming didn't care about him, and said to himself: "The antidote to laxatives and itching medicines, I also put them in it, there is a mountain stream over there, ......" Before he finished speaking, a gust of wind swept in front of him, and Dian Wei and his clothes were gone.

When Dian Wei came out after cleaning, everyone laughed loudly, it turned out that Qiu Ming gave him a scribe's green robe, Dian Wei barely put it on his body, almost tearing the robe, looking extremely nondescript.

Dian Wei laughed dryly, grabbed Qiu Ming and said, "What method did you use to trick me?" I saw that those guys didn't have any after drinking water. ”

"The water at the beginning is naturally clean, otherwise you won't be able to make you into the house, but then didn't the man want to spare me a bowl, and I gave a laxative in that bowl, and I took back the residual water and poured it into the altar, and the water in the altar was all brought with medicine." Qiu Ming said triumphantly: "This is originally a bridge section to outwit the Birth Gang, I don't think you know, but I'm afraid that the medicine is insufficient, so I added a lot of itching medicine to the straw paper." ”

Dian Wei roared angrily: "You birdman hurt me shallowly." Stretched out his big hand to wrap his neck around Qiu Ming's neck and lifted him up, Wei Yan and the others hurriedly stepped forward to save him.

Now that Dian Wei has joined, this hero post can naturally be ignored, but Zhang Ren still insists on giving Qiuming a ride. Of course, Qiu Ming was even more eager to stay with Zhao Yun for a while longer, and he couldn't wait to raise Brother Yun's favorability to the full value at once, and wait for him to come to the wind as soon as he left the school.

After lunch, Qiu Ming pulled Zhao Yun again: "Zilong, I'll pinch my fingers, in the future, you have to pay special attention to a guy with big ears and hands above his knees, as soon as you see him, you will immediately stab him to death, otherwise it is very likely that you will be deceived by him and fall into the devil's path from now on." Dian Wei rolled his eyes, and said in his heart that this lewd guy was lying again.

Zhao Yun was noncommittal, just bowed his head and smiled, Qiu Ming was about to persuade him harder, but Zhang Xiu came back from the front: "In front of Xihua County, there is a Yellow Turban Canal Shuai Peng Tutuan who has set up camp and covered the road, do you need to take a detour?" ”

Qiu Ming looked at Zhang Ren, and Zhang Ren groaned slightly: "Don't worry about him, let's rush over." ”