Chapter 502: Zhuangzi's humor

Previously, Zhuangzi and Rong'er were both worried about Sister Qing'er and were about to find someone. Later, Tian Gongzi Tian Ju said that he saw Yang Qing'er and found that she was abnormal. That's why he came to say hello, and said that he sent someone to follow. The two listened to it, and then they were relieved.

Tian Gongzi Tian Ju really came over unintentionally, but he happened to bump into Zhuangzi. Hearing that Rong'er was going to marry Zhuangzi immediately, and Rong'er was so direct to him, he couldn't accept it. But! Seeing Zhuangzi's appearance, his heart felt a little more comfortable.

Maybe people are born with jealousy, Tian Gongzi Tian Ju can't get Rong'er's love, but he wants to spill his anger on Zhuangzi.

After talking about Qing'er, Tian Gongzi accepted the thanks of Rong'er and Zhuangzi, but he did not leave immediately. Anyway! He is now a celebrity in front of the king of Qi State, and he has nothing to do except be in charge of the affairs of the Jixia School Palace.

The king of Qi believed in him and reused him, but he did not give him an official position on the surface. In addition to letting him be in charge of the affairs of the Jixia School Palace, it is to help him watch the officials under him and look at the entire Qi country. If there is a problem, report it to him in time.

To put it bluntly, he is the eyes of the king of Qi.

"The legendary you are very good! But? How do you make a first impression that is like this? Tian Gongzi Tian Ju said, tilting his head and squinting his eyes, looking up and down at Zhuangzi.

When Zhuangzi saw Tian Gongzi's virtue, he knew that the other party wanted to harm him. But! He also wanted to amuse people. Furthermore! Now he still needs to tie up with others. I went to Jixia School Palace to preach, and I still expect others to arrange it.

Since it is impossible to avoid it, it can only be faced.

That's the pinch! You need help from others, so! You are easily manipulated by others.

Zhuangzi needs Tian Gongzi's help, so! knew that Tian Gongzi wanted to damage him, but he couldn't avoid it.

Zhuangzi smiled bitterly at Tian Gongzi and said, "Where! It's over! False name! False name! ”

"Look at you? What the hell? The clothes are torn like that, and there is still dust on the clothes! Hey! Oh my god! You? You? You haven't washed up in a few days? Hey! ”

Tian Gongzi said, and turned his face to the side, looking afraid, as if he smelled the stench of poop.

"Haven't washed up in a few days? Stinking! Stinking! Stinks worse than ass eyes! It's like not wiping your buttocks, it stinks. ”

That's not all, Tian Gongzi Tian Ju was still fanning the air in front of him with his hand, as if Zhuangzi's bad breath had sprayed in front of him.

Zhuangzi smiled at Tian Gongzi's exaggerated appearance, stretched out his left hand, put his palm in front of his mouth, and sighed into the palm of his hand, and then! Sniffed with his nose again, shook his head and smiled: "Tian Gongzi! That's an exaggeration, right? Not so stinky! ”

"Go, go!" Tian Gongzi waved his hand towards Zhuangzi and retreated.

"I haven't washed for two days, I'm covered in sweat, and the smell in my mouth is a bit heavy. Can't blame me for that, right? You Qi country, that green onion roll pancake, the taste is too strong, but it's not enough, right? Tian Gongzi? You? You're an alchemist, aren't you? Is it so good at discerning smells? ”

Tian Gongzi stood there, looking at Zhuangzi with disdain.

"I was also righted by you, I have a lot of research on incense. The distinction of aromas is particularly accurate. Tian Gongzi Tian Ju said proudly.

"As far as I know, the average perfumer is a woman. Oh! It turns out that Tian Gongzi has a habit of cleanliness! No wonder! ”

"Cleanliness? Do I have a cleanliness fetish? Tian Gongzi's face suddenly changed!

"No wonder! Tian Gongzi was born in a hereditary aristocracy, has a dignified appearance, and is a celebrity in front of the king, why hasn't he married yet? Originally! Tian Gongzi has a habit of cleanliness! ”

During the Warring States period, according to historical records, there were people who were obsessed with cleanliness. A woman makes incense and becomes an aromatist. Men, on the other hand, are generally clean and single.

So! When Zhuangzi teased Tian Gongzi, Tian Gongzi was shocked.

Where did he have any cleanliness habits, and he also smelled the smell of Zhuangzi. But! He is playing Zhuangzi and humiliating Zhuangzi. Outcome! was tricked by Zhuangzi.

Seeing that Tian Gongzi was teased by Zhuangzi and said that he had a habit of cleanliness, Rong'er's face blushed and smiled secretly. Rong'er's adoptive mother sat on the head of the bed and smiled secretly.

"Good, good! I have a habit of cleanliness! But you? As the inheritor of Taoist doctrine, you don't pay too much attention to image, right? You said? Isn't it? Look at the clothes you wear. Yes! Also satin! Seemingly! When you were a town official in the Song Kingdom Paint Garden, you received a lot of bribes! I have looted a lot of people's fat and people's ointment! I wore silk. ”

Tian Gongzi saw that this trick didn't work, so he changed another trick and said something about the clothes on Zhuangzi's body.

Zhuangzi's face sank, and he looked serious and competent, and said, "Where? I'm rich! When I was in the Qin State, I preached to Qin Xiaogong and Daliang Zaowei Ying of the Qin State, and they gave me a hundred gold and silk and other land! When I was in Wei, the king of Wei gave me a lot of gold, silver, and silk......"

Tian Gongzi interrupted: "That's not what you preached to you, right?" That's what they gave to you for the sake of your master Yang Zhu's face, right? ”

Zhuangzi was not angry at all, and said, "Maybe, right? Where is the level of my preaching worth so much money? Isn't it? ”

"Hmmm! The sage said! Be self-aware! You still have self-knowledge, which is commendable. ”

"Thanks for the compliment!"

"What about you?" Tian Gongzi said unrelentingly: "Then you? Where do you get your gold and silver but the charity of others? Heard? You returned to the Song State from the Wei State, and all the money and wealth on your body were spent, you? No wonder! You only have one set of clothes. You see? Your clothes are torn, and they're still on. ”

"What's wrong with this dress? Although this dress is torn, it can still be worn by sewing! Zhuangzi held up his clothes and said quietly.

"Hahaha!" Tian Gongzi laughed. "With your identity as a Zhuangzi, you can also wear the clothes that have been sewn and repaired?" Turn! He retracted the smile on his face and said, "But! With you Zhuangzi, it is possible! ”

"Why?" Zhuangzi pretended to be unhappy.

"Because! There's no one to give to, huh? What do you wear without mending clothes? Don't? Are you going to wear a linen coat? That! That doesn't match who you are, huh? ”

Zhuangzi pretended to be very unhappy and said anxiously: "I have the ability to survive!" I? I'm telling you! Tian Gongzi! When I was nine years old, I was alone in the wild. I've even caught a muntjac that's as big as a pony! Sold for a hundred taels of silver! I can still hook a fish in the river, and I have hooked a big herring of more than 30 catties! I ......"

"Gotta get it! Can you do it? Tian Gongzi sneered: "I'll tell you!" You don't need any of that now! After you marry Rong'er, Rong'er will support you! Look at Rong'er, that's how people will survive......"