Chapter Forty-Nine: I'll Beat You with a Steel Whip in My Hand
The fourth car is eight dollars, the fifth car is sixteen dollars, Guo Tu gave it easily, but when he gave the sixteenth car, his face finally changed: "Nonsense, how can there be more than 30,000 yuan, you miscalculated." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Jia Xu still smiled lightly: "It's not wrong, I have a plan here, do you want to do the math?" ”
At this time, the three envoys were also alarmed and rushed to the rear camp. Chun Yuqiong asked worriedly: "The matter is a little big, should we go out and persuade it?" Xun You looked at Jia Xu, and said with bright eyes: "Don't worry, let's take a look first." Zuo Feng touched his smooth and hairless chin and said: "This Guo Jicao looks very rich, if we have a chance, we should get close to him." The two of them suddenly felt a chill.
Soon, Guo Tu finished the calculation with his calculations, and counted out more than 30,000 yuan with trembling hands and handed it to Jia Xu. Jia Xu smiled and thanked him, but continued in a demonic voice: "Next car, sixty-five thousand five hundred and thirty-six yuan." ”
Guo Tu's whole person was about to collapse: "No, it's impossible, you liar, you must be lying to me, there must be something wrong." ”
Dian Wei laughed out loud: "Can't stand it with only 60,000 yuan?" Our family Xiao Ming will come out early, and the last car will cost 55 million yuan. ”
Everyone was in an uproar, 55 million dollars? That's a number that most people can't imagine. Zuo Feng's face was as white as jade, and he swallowed his saliva and asked Xun You: "Fifty-five million, is there really so much money in the world?" If you pile them all up, it will be higher than Beibi Mountain, right? ”
Xun You ignored him, but walked quickly to Qiu Ming and said: "This matter should be improvised, how did Brother Qiu Shi calculate this number in such a short time, please let me know." ”
Jia Xu also bowed respectfully and said: "Wen He is stupid, please ask the major general to solve your doubts." ”
Tyumen scratched the back of his head: "Well, in fact, I guessed it, don't take it seriously, haha, haha." ”
Xun You Jia Xu glanced at each other, Jia Xu said: "I don't have enough money to bring", Xun You immediately said: "I have it in my account, and I will send someone to get it immediately." Soon, the two of them found a felt blanket and lay down on it and calculated it carefully.
Tyumen looked at it for a while, and was dizzy by these small wooden sticks dotted with stars, so he casually walked to a place where no one was there and prepared to pay the water bill. When he was feeling refreshed, someone suddenly bumped into him, and Qiu Ming shouted in fright: "I'm not urinating anywhere, I saw that the flowers and plants here are growing quite luxuriantly, so I fertilized them by the way." ”
The man knelt down with a thud, and after a closer look, it turned out to be Yingchuan Ji Cao Guotu. Guo Tu did not let go of kneeling in the stinky water, grabbed Qiu Ming's trouser leg tightly and said, "Major General save me!" ”
Qiu Ming said angrily: "This note is something you think is profitable, and you are in a hurry to order it with others, and when you are proud, you can't think of the benefit of sharing half of my money, and now you are unlucky but come to beg me for help, how can this be true?" ”
Guo Tu had nothing to say, just kowtowed bitterly and begged: "Zecheng, Xun Wenruo has a very good relationship with me, if you don't look at me, you have to save me this time in Wenruo's face, otherwise I will make a military order and I can't get the money, and this life will be suspended." ”
Qiu Ming covered his nose and said, "You get up first, the smell of this body is too smoky." Guo Tu was not fooled, but he just grabbed him and refused to relax.
Qiu Ming frowned and said: "In this case, you roll on the ground again, and I will teach you a plan to get out." Guo Tu's life is at stake at the moment, no matter how foul and foul the ground is, he is rolling around on the ground like a yellow dog.
Qiu Ming looked at the Yingchuan celebrity in front of him with disgust and some sympathy, forcibly suppressed the disgusting in his heart, lowered his body and whispered to him. Guo Tu was overjoyed and left with a thousand thanks.
Qiu Ming returned to the back camp, and Wei Yan smiled at him with a wink: "Why have you been here for a long time?" Could it be that she bumped into a little lady, the sky thundered and the earth was on fire, and she directly held down and did something illegal? ”
Qiu Ming scolded with a smile: "Nonsense, where is the woman from the barracks?" I just suffered a little cold last night, and I just cleared my stomach a little, and you think about it dirty. ”
Wei Yan said: "Why not? That angel Zuo Feng, didn't he bring dozens of concubines, and I don't know how he could handle such a big ritual without a magic weapon? ”
Qiu Ming and Zhang Liao covered his mouth together: "Silence, insulting an angel is a serious crime." ”
After a while, Xun You and Jia Xu worked out the approximate number, but the fraction behind it was too late to calculate it at all. Both of them were shocked, and Qi Qi walked up to Qiu Ming and said, "It still takes a lot of twists and turns for us to combine the strength of the two of us, and Brother Qiu calculates why he is so fast, and he still wants to give advice." ”
The civil officials of the Eastern and Western Han Dynasty, since the founding of the Beiping Marquis Zhang Cang, have had a high interest in arithmetic, and sometimes even used it as one of the bases for ability evaluation. Others are just that, as one of the hundred schools of thought, every judgment and every action must be accompanied by a large number of calculations, if there is any way to greatly improve the speed of calculation, Xun You and Jia Xu will be willing to spend all their money to obtain this method.
Tyumen snorted: "It's just a calculation method from Persia, and it's not a big deal, haha." ”
Xun You wanted to say more, but Xiaohuangmen Zuofeng suddenly said: "Hey, where is that Guo Jicao?" Why don't you come out to pay the bill? ”
Everyone looked left and right together, and some people laughed and said that it shouldn't be that they couldn't give money and ran away by themselves. As he was talking, there was a sudden rush of drumbeats, and Guo Tu came up from the back of the camp with a bamboo stick in his hand: "You have to get it, Qiang Qiang Qiang, regret not deserved, drunk and mistakenly beheaded Brother Zheng Xian; You have to give you a strong command, and I will beat you with a steel whip in my hand; Ahhhh ”
Everyone was dumbfounded, this Yingchuan Ji Cao, who has always given people the impression of paying great attention to appearance and clothing, suddenly changed his image, his crown was crooked, his belt was broken, his clothes were torn, his shoes were also off, the clothes on his body were stinking and smelly, and the bamboo strips in his hands danced so that a dragon snake flew away, and he was shouting words that others couldn't understand. Brother Zheng Xian, who is that? What is something that a monk can touch, and I can touch it?
Qiu Ming secretly screamed badly, he directly copied and taught him on a whim just now, but he didn't expect that Zhao Kuangyin was not born yet. But anyway, everyone thinks he's talking nonsense, and I guess no one will dig into it.
Zuo Feng looked at it for a while, and roughly understood, this thing was pretending to be crazy, he screamed: "Guo Jicao is already delirious, come on, come to his residence and move all his money to my camp, I want to carefully calculate the account of the grain truck." ”
"Wait", Huangfu Song has long seen that Guo Tu is pretending, but in his opinion, Guo Tu will never be able to take out these tens of millions of dollars, and he can't watch a Ji Cao being forced to die in his own camp, and now this scene may be the best way to solve it.
Thinking of this, Huangfu Song shouted: "Guo Jicao has worked hard for days and days, and he has suffered from the disease of losing his soul, so someone will take Guo Jicao down to wash it and send him back to Yingchuan to recuperate." These grain carts are still delivered according to the official price, and there is no need to mention the note. Jia Xu smiled slightly, and did not object.
Guo Tu was finally taken away, and after a while, the pungent stench in the air gradually dissipated. Huangfu Song put down his right hand that was fanning the tip of his nose, and said to Jia Xu: "Yan Xianjun has a lot of praise for Wenhe, and now Guo Tu is sick and can't do anything, are you willing to temporarily take the position of the chief bookkeeper of my camp?" Jia Xu was overjoyed and hurriedly agreed.