Chapter 251: Biological Brother and Sister, Absolutely Not Okay!
All the way to the army, 30,000 Xuanjia iron cavalry slowly advanced, followed by tens of thousands of people who helped the old and the young, the huge team could not be seen at a glance, like a huge dragon winding in the northeast land. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Li Shimin's imperial car was also in the team, but the emperor did not sit in the car, but stood at the front of the frame with his hands in his hands, looking at the green mountains in two places.
"......Someone is coming," Li Shimin suddenly snorted softly, and said, "Go and call Jingyang Hou to come over, I have something to ask him." β
Next to the chariot were two teams of hundred cavalry guards, and one of them obeyed the order and rushed to the front of the team.
After a while, the hundred horsemen turned around, and the sound of hooves sounded behind him, and a white-haired old donkey Shi Shiran appeared in everyone's sight.
Li Shimin was originally doing well, but as soon as he saw the old donkey, his old face suddenly stretched longer than a horse.
"How many times has this stinky boy said to him, don't ride a donkey, don't ride a donkey, and the face of the Tang Dynasty has been lost by him."
The eldest grandson next to him giggled, and said: "Your Majesty is wrong to blame him this time, Yue'er has learned to ride a horse, but unfortunately he has recently been writing a book about the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea...... If you look closely, Yue'er was definitely riding a donkey backwards with his body backwards, holding a little villain in his arms who made him a life-and-death dilemma. β
Li Shimin's face was warm, and he said with a smile: "I have already seen it, the stinky boy has an unlucky look with a sad face, and the little boy is lying in his arms to make trouble." Guanyin, you are really good at this hand, let him see that the child can really wear down his temperament......"
The eldest grandson lay in the carriage with a leisurely expression, and chuckled: "It also depends on what kind of child it is, except for the little son who dares to have fun with him, who else can you see, Your Majesty?" Concubine Yang's sister-in-law Li Ke is smart and clever, but she is punished every day for standing and beating her palms, and our Li Zhi is such a good baby, he is beaten all day long. β
The corners of Li Shimin's eyes twitched, and he said with some embarrassment: "This kid is not a master of teaching and educating people, the reason why I took the princess out of the customs with me was originally to let the children go all the way to learn all the way, and follow the stinky boy to be contaminated with a little aura." Now it seems that I was wrong, except for the little son who can get along with him, the other palace ladies are all beaten. β
The eldest grandson covered his mouth and snickered, and said in a low voice: "Yue'er's ability is innate, he doesn't know how to teach people, but those concubines beg him every day, he is annoyed and angry, will he catch the princes and beat them indiscriminately?" β
"Then why didn't he beat the little son?" Li Shimin was a little puzzled, suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed into the distance, and said in a low voice: "Look, the little girl is biting his ear fiercely, if this matter is replaced by Li Ke or Li Zhi, the stinky boy will already be beaten by the big ear scraper." But not only was he not angry when the little son bit his ear, but he deliberately lowered his head in order to make it easier for the girl to speak......"
"The son-in-law is a daughter, Li Ke and Li Zhi are boys, can the treatment be the same?"
"No, Changle and Yuzhang are also daughters, so I haven't seen such an intimate ...... stinky boy"
The eldest grandson sneered, stretched out his hand and slapped her husband, and said with a smile: "You don't look at how old Changle and Yuzhang are, one is sixteen and fifteen, and their breasts and buttocks are up, so how can they be intimate with Yue'er, can they be intimate?" β
Li Shimin was a little embarrassed, and coughed lightly: "It really can't, they are brothers and sisters." β
The eldest grandson giggled, covered his mouth with his hand and said, "That's right, if they get intimate, Your Majesty, you will have a headache." Yue'er's identity has not been revealed, and the smart old courtiers may be able to guess it, but most of these girls in the palace have never seen the world, their personalities are ignorant and naΓ―ve, how do they know that the world-famous Marquis of Jingyang is his own brother. Yue'er was born handsome and chic, and once the little girl dreams of falling in love with him, it is called really bad. β
Li Shimin's eyelids jumped wildly, and he said in a daze: "This matter is really possible, Guanyin, you have to be optimistic in the future, don't let them show such signs." Crack down on ...... as soon as it is discovered"
"Don't worry, you, the concubine is staring at it every day, not to mention Changle and Yuzhang, when the little son grows up to fourteen or fifteen years old, the concubine will no longer let her and Yue'er be so intimate."
"My son is only five years old this year, and when she grows up to fourteen or fifteen, the stinky boy will be at least thirty years old, so they don't have to worry too much."
The eldest grandson sneered, and said in his words: "That's not necessarily, the Li family is romantic, some people are almost forty years old, and they don't think about the little girl all day long." β
Li Shimin's old face turned red, and he said: "I am the king of a country, and I want to have more children." The emperor suddenly stopped when he said this, and out of the corner of his eye, he noticed that someone was coming, and hurriedly lowered his voice and said, "This matter will be discussed later, the stinky boy is here." β
The eldest grandson was originally lying lazily in the carriage, but when he heard the words, he got up and sat upright, Li Shimin also flicked the sleeves of his robe, and the husband and wife returned to the true colors of the emperor and queen in an instant.
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Not far from the car, the white-haired old donkey slowly approached, Han Yue sat on the donkey's back and turned around, and asked respectfully: "Your Majesty, you called me to come, I don't know why?" He was holding a coquettish and naughty little son in his arms, because he couldn't live in peace for a moment because he was jumping and jumping, Han Yue could only hold on tightly with both hands, so he couldn't salute when he saw the emperor.
Li Shimin coughed lightly, stood on the car and beckoned: "Come up and speak!" β
Han Yue's body shook, his eyes scanned around the emperor's car, and found that many hundred cavalry guards were looking ahead, their two ears seemed to be deaf, and their two eyes seemed to be blind, as if they hadn't heard the emperor speak at all, and they didn't see the emperor beckoning.
"The minister should follow on a donkey!" Han Yue swallowed his saliva and said in a low voice: "Anyway, Your Majesty's car is not fast, and Lao Bai's foot strength can completely keep up." "Lao Bai is the white-haired old donkey under his crotch, this donkey has a gentle and slow temperament, Han Yue likes it a little bit in his heart.
It's a pity that this time his tactful resignation was unsuccessful, Li Shimin had a precedent of letting him drive the car of the god king before, and every time he could be confused by words, this time the emperor shouted violently and reprimanded: "Let you come up, come up, and then dare mother-in-law, I let people cut your old donkey." Is it fun to ride a donkey with your little son? The royal face has made you lose all your ......"
Han Yue shrank his neck and explained with a bitter face: "Your Majesty, this matter is really no wonder for Wei Chen. Princess Jinyang recently became infatuated with Zhang Guolao, and she forced her ministers to ride a donkey. β
"Putting the responsibility on a five-year-old girl, this is the style of the famous Jingyang Marquis in the world?" Li Shimin snorted, pointed at him and reprimanded: "If you hadn't made up some story about the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, how could the little boy be so fascinated?" She is a little girl who is not sensible, are you also not sensible, let you ride a donkey, you can ride, do you want the royal face? β
This is simply unreasonable, Han Yue looked up to the sky and sighed.
At this moment, the little boy suddenly showed his head from his arms, and a trace of cunning brilliance flashed in the little girl's eyes, and she suddenly opened her little hand and said in a milky voice: "Father, the son wants you to hug me." β
The girl is her father's little padded jacket, and Li Shimin's old face that was originally pulled by Li Shimin suddenly smiled into a flower, and haha: "Come on, come on, let my father hug me." β
The little son giggled and said coquettishly: "Father came to ride a donkey and hugged me, and he wanted to ride upside down......"
Li Shimin was stunned, Han Yue couldn't hold back, and suddenly burst out laughing.
"Stinky boy dares to see my jokes?" Li Shimin scolded him viciously, turned his eyes to the little son, his voice immediately became soft again, and coaxed: "The son comes to the car, how about the father hugging you in the car?" β
"Don't, don't, my father must ride a donkey, and it's good to be Zhang Guolao......"
Looking at the little girl's delicate expression, Li Shimin's face changed constantly, Han Yue secretly laughed in his heart, and the emperor suddenly shouted loudly and scolded: "Don't let me get down, let Lao Bai ride to me!" β
Han Yue let out an 'ah' and said dumbfounded: "Your Majesty, didn't you say that it was a shame to ride a donkey?" β
"I am the emperor, I have face for anything I ride!" Li Shimin snorted lightly, suddenly jumped from the car and got on the back of the donkey, took the little son from Han Yue's arms with one hand, but picked up Han Yue's collar with the other hand, and threw it onto the car with a flick of his hand.
"Your Majesty......" Han Yue's face turned white with fright.
Li Shimin glanced at him and said lightly: "You sit down for me, if you dare to twist your buttocks, be careful to reward you with a hundred military sticks." β
A hundred military sticks can kill people, Han Yue swallowed his saliva and sat down obediently.
He didn't dare to sit in the carriage, not even at the door of the carriage, the whole imperial car or only the handlebar can be sitting, sitting there can give outsiders an illusion: he is driving the emperor as a coachman, not riding in the emperor's car.
Li Shimin watched coldly, and when he saw Han Yue carefully sitting on the handlebar, he immediately sneered and snorted coldly: "It's useless!" After the emperor scolded him, Shi Shiran rode a donkey Lao Bai, holding the little son of Princess Jinyang in his arms, and the father and daughter had a lot of fun.
"Your Majesty!" Han Yue shuddered and asked, "What are you calling Weichen for?" β
Li Shimin looked into the distance and said leisurely: "I asked you to come here to ask, when will you be able to reach the place you said, the army has been gone for seven days, and the Xuanjia cavalry can endure the long journey, but the people can't bear this suffering." If there is still a long way to go, I must order the encampment so that the people can rest. β
"Your Majesty turned out to ask this!" Han Yue shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "This place is only less than twenty miles away from Shenyang, and it will definitely arrive before sunset tonight." β
Li Shimin frowned and said, "Shenyang, Shenyang!" Why did you insist on naming that place Shenyang? I checked it on the map, and it was obviously Xiangping County, which was inhabited since the Spring and Autumn Period, and was named Xiangping during the Three Kingdoms period, and it was a small place with less than 1,000 people. β
"In the past, it was a small city with a thousand people, but it will be a big city with a million people in the future? Thanks to Your Majesty's love, 300,000 people were levied from Hebei and Shandong to the ministers, and the ministers happened to use it to build a city in Shenyang, and since then they have been dominating the northeast. β
"Why do you have to be here?" Li Shimin was puzzled.