Chapter 3: Poke and Jump
"The late-born Zhang Fugui also has a ......"
"Late-born ............"
After half a pillar of incense, most of the men who came to ask for marriage wrote their own poems.
Qin Tian was not in a hurry, he just listened to the side.
The poetry of these people is naturally not good, but it is also stable, and it is much better than some so-called poets in later generations.
Everyone chanted their poems one after another, Liu listened to them, and her maid copied all the poems, obviously to be well screened.
After a while, only Qin Tian was left who had not yet written poetry.
Everyone turned their eyes to Qin Tian, Qin Feiyan saw this, and suddenly became a little anxious, his younger brother knew a few words, what kind of poem would he write?
Thinking in her heart, she hurriedly stood up: "Mrs. Liu, I am Feiyan, the daughter-in-law of Han Xiancheng, this is my younger brother Qin Tian, my younger brother is very kind, and he is also a talent......
Poetry is definitely not possible, so I can only show my identity and praise my younger brother, if Liu looks at her father-in-law's face, maybe she will think about it.
However, as soon as Qin Feiyan said a few words, all the men next to him suddenly moved their bodies, avoiding Qin Feiyan, and their eyes were also disgusted.
"Oh, she's Qin Feiyan, tsk, stay away from her......"
Everyone was talking, but Qin Tian was frowning slightly, he naturally knew what was going on, before his eldest sister got married, his parents died, and after he got married, his husband died again.
The ancients were superstitious, saying that she was a broom star.
Who dares to get close to the broom star?
Qin Feiyan naturally understood, and she was also angry in her heart, if she was outside, she would have done it a long time ago, but today for her brother's marriage, she could only endure it.
After listening to this, the Liu family was also gentle, and said: "It turned out to be the daughter-in-law of the Cheng family in Han County, okay, okay, I don't know if Brother Ling can write poetry?" ”
In the end, it was still around to composing poems, Qin Feiyan had cold sweat on her forehead, and she didn't know how to answer for a while, at this time, Qin Tian suddenly stood up: "Mrs. Liu, I can write poems." ”
Liu said: "Then write a poem." ”
Qin Tian nodded, then looked around, and saw a toad lying on a lotus leaf in the lake, and the toad was croaking, and secretly said in his heart, that's it, thinking about it, his mouth was already groaning:
Daming Lake, Minghu Lake is large
There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake
The lotus flower has a toad on it
groaning, Qin Tian poked the toad lying on the lotus with a willow branch, and the toad was poked, croaked twice, and dived to the bottom of the lake.
At this time, Qin Tiancai continued to chant: poke and jump.
After chanting, Qin Tian raised his head a little proudly, he naturally knew that this poem was very bad, but what he wanted was this effect, the poem was stupid, there shouldn't be that parent who married their daughter to such a person, right?
His goal was finally achieved.
And at the moment when he raised his head, everyone present finally couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed.
"Good...... Haha, what a sentence...... Haha, poke and jump......"
"Hahaha, that's a ...... Haha, I've seen it...... Haha, the most jumping poem......"
The entire Huxin Pavilion was filled with laughter, and even the Liu family, who had always been calm, couldn't help but laugh a few times at this time, obviously Qin Tian's poem really poked her laughter.
It's just that everyone laughed, but Qin Feiyan was ashamed, saluted to Liu's slightly, and pulled Qin Tian to leave the Huxin Pavilion, being teased like this today, she still has the face to continue to stay?
The laughter behind him came from time to time, but Qin Feiyan couldn't wait to put on his wings and leave as soon as possible, but Qin Tian didn't care, he looked like Qin Tian before, he couldn't understand other people's teasing.
Out of the Tang Mansion, Qin Feiyan glared at Qin Tian angrily, and then slapped it, but after this slap was drawn, it finally stopped in the air.
After a light sigh, Qin Feiyan shouted, "Fu Bo, go home!" ”
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Tang Mansion, a winding path in the courtyard.
A woman is sitting in front of the window reading a book, the woman is beautiful, dignified and gentle, and her bright eyes are shining, which makes people unforgettable after reading it.
The woman seemed to be a little complaining, and after reading the two pages of the Book of Songs, she let out a soft sigh.
It's just that her soft sigh was quickly drowned out by the chirping of cicadas.
"Miss, Miss......"
A teenage maid hurriedly ran in, and when the woman saw her, she rolled up the book and asked, "What is Xiaoqing doing in such a hurry?" ”
Xiaoqing said: "Miss, Mrs. is testing those sons to compose poems in Daming Lake, do you say that Mrs. has changed sex, and she really wants to find a good husband for Miss?" ”
The woman was Tang Rong, and after she heard this, she chuckled: "It's strange that she can change sex, but it's just a show and fooling her father." ”
Tang Rong knew very well in her heart that because she was more beautiful than the daughter born by the Liu family, the Liu family had always hated her, if it weren't for Tang Yu's protection, she might not have been bullied.
When she reached the age of marriage, Tang Yu originally wanted to personally help her choose a good family, but who knew that the Liu family stepped in and took this matter away.
Liu intervened, and she didn't expect it to be good.
Xiao Qing heard this next to her, and suddenly sobbed: "Miss, what ...... So what to do? ”
Xiaoqing has followed Tang Rong since she was a child, although the two are master and servants, they are like sisters, and when she heard that the Liu family did not really help her young lady choose a husband, she immediately became sad.
Seeing her like this, Tang Rong hurriedly persuaded: "Don't worry, no matter where my sister marries, I will bring you, and with my father here, the Liu family will not dare to fool around." ”
As he spoke, he remembered something again, and asked, "What is interesting about you going to inquire about those people who wrote poems?" ”
was comforted by Tang Rong, Xiaoqing quickly recovered, and said, "Miss, those people's poems are ordinary, but there is one person's poems that are interesting." ”
"Oh, what's that funny?"
Xiaoqing said: "This poem is like this, Daming Lake, Ming Lake is big, there are lotus flowers in Daming Lake, and there are toads on the lotus flowers, poking and jumping, it's very funny." ”
Young man Ji Xiao, who knows what poetry there, thinks this poem is funny, interesting, and easy to understand, Tang Rong also suddenly laughed after listening to this poem.
She has been familiar with poetry since she was a child, and naturally knows the level of this poem, that is, the level of passers-by, which is not as good as some limerick poems, but even so, after listening to it, people still can't help but want to laugh, especially the sentence poking and jumping, it is really vivid.
Xiaoqing saw that her young lady smiled, thinking that she liked it, and hurriedly said: "Miss, this poem was written by a person named Qin Tian......"
Xiaoqing said, but Tang Rong excluded Qin Tian in her heart, although this poem is funny, it is just a poem.