Chapter 3: Lu Bu reads "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" (middle)
Lu Bu learned martial arts during the day and literature at night since he was a child.
Although his talent in literature is far less amazing than his talent in martial arts, he still has the ability to appreciate basic things.
The opening song 'Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water' immediately shocked Lu Bu.
This poem is majestic and atmospheric, and it is full of the vicissitudes of the world, and it is a rare masterpiece.
After tasting it, Lu Bu continued to look down, and saw that later, Guangwu Zhongxing was passed to Emperor Xian, and then it was divided into three kingdoms, and his face couldn't help showing a blank look.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty?
Lu Bu counted the emperors of the Han Dynasty, and there was no emperor at all, and he couldn't help but be in awe.
The Book of Heaven is the Book of Heaven, and even the things that have not happened are recorded!
And when the Eastern Han Dynasty arrived at Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, it was divided into three countries, which was really surprising.
Then when he read about Zhang Jiao's rebellion in the first year of Zhongping, Lu Bu showed an extremely shocked expression on his face.
The first year of Zhongping has not yet arrived, and if you extrapolate, it should be a year later.
This book of heaven is amazing! Even what happened two years later is recorded in such detail!
And he was lucky enough to see the Book of Heaven and be able to know what would happen in the future in advance, Lu Bu's excited body trembled slightly.
Qin Ningyun couldn't help but shake her head slightly when she saw Lu Bu's performance beside her.
This method of my own, it seems to have the opposite effect!
After a while, Lu Bu picked up the book and asked Qin Ningyun, "Sister, what do you read with this word?" What is the meaning? ”
Qin Ningyun took the book and looked at it, and found that she didn't know it either.
Now simplified characters are popular, and Qin Ningyun really can't recognize the traditional characters, and the word Lu Bu asked is still a relatively remote word.
Qin Ningyun said to Lu Bu: "You wait, I'll check the dictionary first." ”
After finding the dictionary from the study, Qin Ningyun, who was about to check the dictionary, suddenly remembered something, and said to Lu Bu: "Xiaobu, come over and I'll teach you how to look up the dictionary." ”
"Sister Yun has to go to work, it is impossible to accompany you at home every day, when I am not there, if you encounter a word you don't know, look up the dictionary yourself."
Dictionary? What is a dictionary?
Qin Ningyun explained again, and Lu Bu figured out what a dictionary was, and then couldn't help but praise it again.
However, teaching Lu Bucha the dictionary was not as easy as Qin Ningyun imagined, and it took four or five hours to teach it before he could barely teach.
The biggest obstacle here is Hanyu Pinyin, because Lu Bu has never been exposed to this kind of crooked symbol before, and he is very slow to accept it.
In the end, it was Qin Ningyun who went outside and bought a Chinese pinyin wall chart that would automatically pronounce it when he pressed it, which solved this problem.
The second problem is Arabic numerals, all the pages in the dictionary are Arabic numerals, and this Lu Bu has never seen it.
It took nearly an hour just to accept the Arabic numerals.
After that, it's time for dinner.
After dinner, Qin Ningyun found Lu Bu a bathrobe from his younger brother and gave it to Lu Bu, and then asked Lu Bu to take a bath first.
As a result, he taught Lu Bu how to take a bath, how to use shampoo and shower gel, how to go to the bathroom, how to use the toilet, how to flush, and what toilet paper is for......
Wait, wait, after this whole set of teachings, Qin Ningyun was about to cry.
Why doesn't this guy know anything? These common senses are known to modern children!
Fortunately, this guy still has a strong learning ability, and basically he can teach it once, and he doesn't have to teach it a second time.
Otherwise, Qin Ningyun would probably really cry.
After taking a bath, when Lu Bu took off his armor and walked out of the bathroom in Qin Ningyun's brother's bathrobe, Qin Ningyun was directly dumbfounded.
This guy actually put his brother's bathrobe into the effect of shorts.
Lu Bu, who was shirtless and only had a bathrobe tied between his crotch, his muscles were undoubtedly exposed.
The tendon meat on the body, even compared with Schwarzenegger, the world's bodybuilder, is not much better, and even surpasses.
The shoulders are broad, giving a sense of reliable heaviness, the waist is thin but extremely flexible, and the upper body presents an inverted triangle aesthetic body shape.
It turns out that a man's body can also look so good.
After a few glances, Qin Ningyun felt inappropriate, and secretly scolded herself for being a nymphomaniac, so she led Lu Bu into her brother's room and asked him to stay first.
After teaching Lu Bu how to use the lamp and telling him to go to bed early at night, Qin Ningyun returned to his room.
After Qin Ningyun walked out, Lu Bu opened the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and continued to watch it.
The Three Kingdoms acting is very exciting, and Lu Bu recognizes it as a book from heaven, writing about what will happen in the future, so he looks at it very carefully.
In addition, occasionally he will encounter one or two words he doesn't know, and he has to look up the dictionary, and Lu Bu has just learned to look up the dictionary, so his reading speed is even slower.
I saw it for the third time, and when I saw Dong Zhuo wanting to kill Ding Yuan, I saw a young man standing behind Ding Yuan, with a majestic and majestic weapon, holding Fang Tian's halberd, glaring angrily.
Seeing this, Lu Bu couldn't help but secretly admire! Xindao: I don't know what kind of character this young man is, but he can leave his name in the Book of Heaven, and the weapon he uses is actually the same as mine, and it is also Fang Tian's halberd!
I don't know if I, Lu Bu, can be like this young hero and leave a name in history!
Then I looked down and saw that the book read: "Confucianism said: 'This Ding Yuan Yi'er: surnamed Lu, named cloth, and the word is the first! ’”
Lu Bu couldn't help but be shocked in his heart, and he was overjoyed!
It turns out that this teenage hero turned out to be me! It turns out that I, Lu Bu and Lu Fengxian, have also left my name in the Book of Heaven!
But I turned out to be my father-in-law?
Yes, the reason why I went to Bingzhou this time was because I wanted to join General Ding Yuan's disciples?
Presumably, General Ding Yuan saw that I was brave and accepted me as a righteous son!
Thinking of this, Lu Bu couldn't help but feel close to Ding Yuan in his heart.
When he saw Li Su appearing, commenting that he was brave and unscrupulous, forgetting his righteousness, and trying to persuade himself, Lu Bu couldn't help but be furious!
Xindao: This Li Sute is also shameless, think I, Lu Bu, am this kind of person? Fool me in vain! When we meet in the future, we will kill them!
But when he read it, Lu Bu was shocked to find that in the Book of Heaven, he was really persuaded by Li Su to surrender, beheaded his father-in-law, and defected to Dong Zhuo instead!
Is this really the kind of person you are? Can you really do this kind of thing?
No, no! It's fake! It's not yourself, it's impossible!
But this is a book from heaven! How can what is written in heaven be false?
Lu Bu couldn't help but be at a loss for a while, he didn't want to believe this fact, and he couldn't help but look down, wanting to see what he did later.