Chapter 816: Women Are Unreasonable [First Update]
The quiet night, the refreshing wind, the lonely people, the bright stars, and the melodious bells in Chang'an City in the distance, urging the pedestrians on the street to go home for the holiday.
Outside Chang'an City, an official road went straight forward, and in the hazy night, Xu Buyan walked on the moon with an ancient sword on his back. There was also a woman shouting in the back, it was his wife Ah Hong who was chasing his footsteps.
"Dead nerd, if you go slowly, you can't learn from my brother and see how he loves his daughter-in-law? Come and help me, people's feet hurt when they walk......"
Women like to be coquettish, especially to their beloved, but unfortunately Ah Hong is destined to be disappointed because her husband has no emotional intelligence at all.
If this kind of thing rests on Han Yue, it must be pulling out his head to help the woman to ask for warmth, maybe he will also recite a love poem, and then take the opportunity to interact with his wife.
But Xu Buyan couldn't do this, he would only stop slowly, then looked at his wife with a flat expression, and said: "Ah Hong, don't make trouble, you have martial arts, you have entered the first-class, how can you be tired in a short distance, and there is no trace of injury to your feet......"
"You idiot, idiot, idiot, stupid!"
Ah Hong jumped to his feet and scolded, and said angrily: "People just have sore feet, you come over to help me, if my brother hears Doudou's sore feet, he definitely doesn't want to panic and step forward, you look at you again, you are also a man, why is the gap so big?" ”
Xu Buyan's face was calm, and he carefully analyzed Ah Hong: "Doudou's younger brother and sister have no martial arts, and the junior brother should share it if she helps her, but Ah Hong, your martial arts are very good, and the women in the world can be ranked in the top three!" ”
"I... I ...... old lady" Ah Hong was speechless, and her angry face was bulging.
She stomped her foot viciously, and suddenly raised her hand like the wind, slapped it straight to her leg, and shouted, "Then if I break my leg, you should always come over to help me, right?" ”
The palm of his hand was splashing in the wind, and he really used enough strength. If this palm hits the thigh, it will definitely be a broken leg and a fracture.
Suddenly a figure flashed in front of him, Xu Buyan came to the front first, he waved his hand lightly with Ah Hong's palm, and said helplessly: "Ah Hong, don't make trouble, you are not young, why do you always mess around, do some children's things every day, your legs have never made mistakes, why do you want to discount it?" ”
"The old lady is willing, do you want to take care of it?" Ah Hong's face was full of anger, and she didn't want to sneer at each other.
Her palm was held by her husband and she couldn't struggle, so she suddenly lowered her head and bit it hard, and said angrily: "Also, who did you just say is old?" My Ah Hong is so beautiful and beautiful, when will I get old......"
Xu Buyan was stunned for a moment, and said in amazement: "I didn't say you were old!" ”
"I haven't said yes yet, you just said it!" Ah Hong became more and more angry, pinching her waist with both hands and jumping to her feet and shouting.
She suddenly stretched out her hand and gestured, and kept accusing her husband: "You just said that I am not young, doesn't this mean that I am old?" Okay, are you someone outside, you must have seen a smaller little girl on the rivers and lakes, woo woo woo, dead nerd, stupid nerd, you are angry with me, what are you not good to learn from my brother, do you envy him for having more than a dozen daughters-in-law, so you also want to taste the feeling of hugging left and right? Woo woo, tell you, as long as I Ah Hong lives for a day, don't even think about this kind of thing, woo woo, God, I'm really a hard-working person......"
Xu Buyan was dumbfounded, standing there stupid and a little stupid.
He only argued a little, and as a result, his wife said dozens of long sentences.
Listening to the language just now, Ah Hong first talked about other women from her age, then from other women to her brother, and then from her brother to herself, and finally concluded that she was a hard-working person.
"Ah Hong, don't make trouble, okay, you're not too young......"
Xu Buyan's martial arts are indeed high, so high that he can almost be on par with Han Yue, but his EQ is really a little low, and he has a quirky sticky woman.
At this time, it was already very late, and a bright moon hung in the middle of the sky, and the moonlight poured down on the earth like water, driving the night to illuminate the silver white.
Xu Buyan seemed to have something in his heart, so he couldn't afford to spend time arguing with his wife, so he suddenly took a light breath and stepped forward to pick his wife up by the waist.
At that time, Ah Hong was babbling and accusing her husband, and suddenly felt that she was being held in her husband's arms, she looked obviously stunned, and then her chest thumped, the two have been married for more than ten years, and this nerd is the first time to take the initiative to hug herself.
"Could it be that the sun came out of the west today?" Ah Hong was a little confused, and couldn't help but look up at the sky, only to find that the moon was hanging high in the night sky, and it was clear that it was still night.
"Stay... Nerd, what's wrong with you, don't you scare me? Suddenly encountering her husband's arms, Ah Hong was a little stupid for a while, and even a little worried in her heart, and couldn't help but reach out and touch her husband's forehead.
"Could it be that you have fallen into evil? Or is it sick? She stroked her husband's forehead back and forth, but she didn't feel any change in the question.
Xu Buyan hugged her by the waist, and then suddenly flicked under her feet, Ah Hong only felt that a gust of night wind was coming, and the trees on both sides of the official road were rapidly retreating.
In the night light, she secretly looked up at her husband's face, only to see that the nerd's face was still old-fashioned and wooden, but between his eyebrows was so attractive and handsome.
"This nerd ......"
Ah Hong's heart suddenly felt a little sweet, and she gently rested her head in her husband's arms.
In fact, her martial arts are not much different from Xu Buyan, even if she rushes more, she will not be tired, but women just like this feeling, she likes the domineering way of her husband holding her.
Love doesn't need flowery rhetoric, love is just a bland quarrel. She has been arguing with Xu Buyan since she was a girl, and now she is in her early thirties, but she still likes to talk to her husband every day. Ah Hong likes such quarrels, and likes to see her nerd being suffocated with a helpless face.
Xu Buyan held her all the way and galloped, and in a blink of an eye, the two of them had moved away from Chang'an City, and the bell in Chang'an City was still ringing at this time, but as the two continued to move away, they gradually became weak and inaudible.
Ah Hong suddenly raised her head from Xu Buyan's arms, and then a trace of confusion flashed in her eyes, she reached out and pulled her husband's clothes, and said with some curiosity: "Idiot, you are in such a hurry, where are you going?" I only remember that you were in such a hurry when you went to the Western Regions to kill people, do you still have to help my brother kill the enemy tonight? ”
Xu Buyan galloped under his feet, and his speed became more and more rapid, Ah Hong only heard the wind whirring in his ears, and the trees on both sides of the official road retreated faster.
There was a fork in the road in front of him, and there was a faint sound of river water, Xu Buyan suddenly folded under his feet, and left the official road along the fork.
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…… The first update arrived, 2500 words, today's three more consecutive explosions, and there will be more later