When I opened my eyes again, the sun was already half out of my head, and the ground was still a little hazy. I struggled to my feet, rubbing my aching shoulders, blood stains congealing on my chain mail, and I didn't bother to clean up.

Getting up and looking around, the mercenaries who were sitting together and were now considered comrades-in-arms had fallen asleep. Old Overseer Medeus was a privileged class, and I think he probably got dirty on the ground, so he went to sleep in the tented cart. Lowered his head and looked at Andrew, this guy really regards this flag as his daughter-in-law, such a thin flagpole, and so hard, how did you say you fell asleep with your hug?

As I was thinking about it, a rush from the door below me along the nerves in my spine to the door of my brain, causing the hairs all over my body to stand on end. Oops, no, no.

This guy is holding me in a cold sweat, I am holding my ass and turning in a hurry, looking around, there are all burned ruins all around, go there, there is no way to get down.

"Toilet, toilet, toilet ......"

I cried out quietly, but in the place where I had survived the catastrophe, it was a luxury to see an intact house except for the Governor's Palace, and the toilet was even more impossible, and I was so desperate that I didn't dare to take a step with my buttocks, for fear that I would leak my crotch if I wasn't careful.

"What to do, what to do!"

My mind was racing, and although I didn't mind solving it in the open, I also had to think about the surroundings, which didn't need to be too good or too bad, so look near the Doge's Palace, which wasn't far away, and I could see it when I looked up.

With that in mind, I trotted all the way, picking up a few stones along the way, knowing that I was going to use them. Gritting my teeth, I turned around a street corner and found that there was an intact gap between two burned houses, this is a treasure of feng shui, and my eyes were straight. Hurry over with your pants and see if there's anyone left and right, it's okay, it's okay, it's empty all around, isn't it time for me to play!

I didn't have any more restraints, I coiled up my chain mail (up to my thighs, it's too long) and took off my pants and squatted there!

I don't know what I ate, or if I was so nervous that I was so scared that I shuddered from squatting.

"Who? Who's there! ”

A cold sound came from outside, and I was so frightened that I quickly held my breath, but I couldn't control it below. That momentum is really a thousand miles, and I can't control it if I want to.

"It's over, it's over."

I closed my eyes in despair, and now I just begged the guard who sensed something was wrong not to do anything before talking. In this way, during the period when I solved the tuba, I had no ability to fight back at all, and I don't know if it was because of the physique of the human race, I squatted for less than a few seconds and felt a little uncomfortable, and my thighs and waist felt like they were torn, and now I hope that the guard guy is a coward and will not look for people everywhere.

A horned helmet peeked out of the corner of the wall, and when I saw the horn of iron, my heart was as dead as ashes. Sticking out from under the helmet were a pair of black eyes, staring at me roundly.

"Oh, oh my God!"

The man's eyes looked at me like a monster, and he jumped out of the corner, and I could see his whole body, the iron Praetorian Guard's horned helmet, the brass scale armor, and the red cloak. This outfit is definitely not an ordinary soldier, most of them have to be an officer with a high rank. I looked at the officer like a fool, and I couldn't express the indescribable embarrassment and disgust in my heart.

"Soldier, what are you doing here?"

The officer pointed at me, covering his nose with one hand and pointing at me with the other as if he were knowingly asking.

This thing, I lowered my head and covered my face with my hands, although I am a gentleman now, but I am too shy. I'm still crouching in place, because I haven't finished pulling that yet.

Seeing that I did not reply, the officer's attention shifted to a few stones beside my feet, and he picked up one of them and examined it carefully before his eyes.

"What are you doing with this thing?"

This damn foreigner, like a hundred thousand whys, look at my tuba and don't say it, can't you avoid it? And now I speak of my stones, and what shall I answer?

"Uh, this, ah, it's just for wiping at the end." I answered truthfully.

"This? Rub that? ”

The officer's eyes widened, and he looked at the stone, and then at his ass, as if he had come from heaven.

"You, are you a Roman?"

"Aang, yes."

"Incredible, incredible." The damn officer shuddered and handed me back the stone, and just didn't leave, and you made me wipe my face when I finished it, and I just wanted to see how I wiped my ass.

"Hey, sir, can you get out of the way?"

I'm really embarrassed, but I really want to pull out my sword and slaughter this guy who is full of curiosity.

"Oh, soldier, I just want to say that the public toilet in the barracks is just turning into the intersection in front of you, and you really have a bad impact!"

"Oh, sir, I can't help it!"

I'm getting impatient, I'm squatting and both legs are numb, I don't know how long this bastard is going to stand, I'm not sure if I'll be able to stand up. "I say, sir, can you please avoid it first!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

The officer came to his senses, and quickly retreated to the other side of the corner, where I could not see it. I breathed a sigh of relief, and without further ado, I quickly picked up the stone and wiped it, to be honest, I didn't use such a cold stone before, and I wasn't so skilled at it. I got rid of my discomfort and lifted my pants, and I quickly gathered some charcoal from behind me to cover the puddle of filth. I clapped my hands and strode out, and as soon as I came out, I saw the officer, but this time he was followed by a number of soldiers, all of them in scales and cloaks, staring at me with a fierce look.

"What, what's the situation?"

I suddenly felt that something was wrong, this guy went out and called someone! It's bad, will it be when I'm a barbarian to be caught and asked what to do.

My first thought was to run, but my legs hurt from squatting, and it was not easy to stand up straight.

"You, which unit are you from?"

The officer asked, pointing at me.

"I'm not a mercenary, I'm a mercenary!"

Thinking about quickly discarding the relationship, maybe this Roman officer won't take me as a mercenary.

"Oh, well, do you know where your troops are now?"

The officer asked, looking pleasant, but the soldiers behind him were not so kind, and they glared at me one by one, and pressed their right hands on the hilt of their swords, as if they were determined that I was a spy for the Burgundians, and that they were just a means of insurance to confirm this suspicion.

"Hey, sir, can I know what your name is?"

To be on the safe side, I also want to know the details of this guy.

"Julia. Claudius. Levi! "The officer's words were very direct, and they were a long list.

"Roar, Claudius, yes, family!"

I can't help but secretly admire, now I have met a nobleman, good fellow, I can't help but look at this officer a few more times. But this guy has a little plan, and now he's thinking about how to kill me, a Burgundian spy.

"So, what's your name?" The guy named Levi started asking me again.

"Oh, Aurius, Luga." I'm a little dissatisfied, why didn't you say I wasn't reborn in the body of a noble family, but now it's okay, and I've done my best for this guy.