Chapter 154: The Prisoner of Happiness
Lying in the blanket, Yun Hao thought about the ins and outs of the matter. The kidnapping of the Koreans this time was definitely carefully planned. And the time was calculated, the Liaodong Peninsula under the ice. Caravans are cut off from the beaten track, so that they can hide their whereabouts as much as possible. It seems that the Koreans are not worried about themselves for a day or two.
The idea of escaping had never been generated in Yun Hao's mind, there was no way. In this kind of ghost weather, the chance of surviving after escaping is almost zero. Yun Hao didn't want to become an ice sculpture somewhere.
No matter how much Yun Hao resented this kidnapping, his first meal in Goryeo was still satisfying. Giant prawns, each as thick as two fingers of their own. The two spiky flying crabs can be covered with crab roe after steaming. What's black? Trepang? Tyrannical creatures, sea cucumbers are actually eaten raw. There is also nose-soaked wasabi with bright red fish, could it be said that the way of eating in the country has been passed down?
There is no seafood to eat in Guanzhong, and Yun Hao has been hungry for many years. Unexpectedly, he actually fulfilled his wish in Goryeo. It seemed that Yun Hao was afraid that he would not be used to drinking Goryeo wine, and the wine brought in by the maid was authentic Yun family steamed wine. This thing is already a high-consumption product in Chang'an, and it is shipped to Goryeo at a price higher than gold.
The best thing to eat seafood with is liquor, except for the overly unrestrained dish of sea cucumber sushi, Yun Hao is a big eater. I haven't eaten seafood in years, and I almost forgot the taste of seafood.
The prawns are too old to chew and swallow, and you need the courage to fight the gum. Flying crabs are delicious, but they are definitely not enough. The Goryeo dough cake is very special, much like the crystal powder of later generations. It's transparent, and it's a little sweet in the mouth, but it definitely doesn't have the strength of the flour.
It's not fucking flour, it's rice flour. Goryeo, like Liaodong, did not grow wheat and rice. If you think about the cake beating in later generations, you can understand that this thing is almost a diluted cake.
Of course, Kimchi in Korea is indispensable. However, the Korean kimchi of this year is very different from the Korean kimchi of later generations. If you can describe it in one word, then the fucking is salty. Maybe this has something to do with Goryeo's proximity to the sea, anyway, the sea salt only needs to rely on the sun. It's as fucking as you want, and you don't have to spend a big son.
Boiled soybeans in the snow are still good, and it would be even better if there was a piece of tofu. Unfortunately, the Koreans grow soybeans, but they don't make tofu. The brilliance of Chinese civilization still did not shine on this alien land.
I ate a stomach full of strange things, and got into the blanket to eat slowly. The little maid's gentle paws slipped into the blanket, and Yun Hao thought about throwing the soft snow-white paws out. The little maid was already on Yun Hao's stomach and began to push clockwise.
I rub! Massage to digest? I don't know much about Goryeo, but on this kind of advanced health regimen, Yun Hao raised his hands and feet in agreement. As long as those paws don't rub down the navel. Seeing Yun Hao close his eyes comfortably, another maid moved Yun Hao's head to her thigh, and her gentle little hands skillfully massaged Yun Hao's temples.
Maybe it's because the trip is tiring, or maybe the massage really helps you sleep. Soon, Yun Hao felt that his eyes couldn't support it. A slight snoring sounded, and in the dream Yun Hao returned to Chang'an.
The next morning, when Yun Hao woke up. Staring in a daze, my brain went blank. After a while, I remembered that I was in Goryeo. The identity is no longer the Marquis of the Tang Dynasty, but the prisoner of Goryeo. The gorgeously dressed maid walked in with a copper basin, and wiped her face with a cloth towel dipped in warm water, which was really fucking comfortable.
Yun Hao swore that if all the prisoners in Goryeo were treated like this. I'm afraid that those who want to go to Goryeo and go to prison can line up the earth a few times.
Breakfast was good, exactly the same as last night's dish. Yun Hao even had some suspicions that that sea cucumber sushi was leftovers from last night. Seafood is a good thing, but eating it every day can make people crazy. Yun Hao faithfully hopes that he will not eat seafood for lunch.
In fact, Yun Hao thought too much, three meals a day were popular in Lintong, and there was no market in Goryeo at all. Especially in the winter when there is no work, one meal in the morning and one meal in the evening. I wanted to have an extra meal at noon, but as a result, there was a huge barrier to language communication. Yun Hao misses Gai Suying and Gai Suwen a little, at least with these two guys, he can still communicate verbally.
After eating the paella for three days in a row, Yun Hao felt that he was covered with a fishy smell. After eating seafood rice for half a month, Yun Hao had already decided that he was some kind of creature in the sea.
Gai Suwen was nowhere to be seen, and Gai Suying couldn't see anyone. Expecting Zhang Zhongjian is even more unreliable, this product seems to have disappeared into the air.
There are at least four beautiful girls around every day, and each of them looks like they are picking. If Yun Hao was replaced by Liu Hongji, I am afraid that he would have **** a long time ago.
Every day in front of the beautiful little maids, but they couldn't understand a word of Yun Hao. Even the words he used on the way here were useless, Yun Hao once wanted to pee and said a urinal. The little maid looked at Yun Hao in surprise, and walked out quickly after answering. Just as Yun Hao was about to release his memory, he found that the little maid walked in with a cup of tea.
"Don't eat, don't eat! Lao Tzu is not a shark, Lao Tzu does not eat fish. Lao Tzu is a wolf, Lao Tzu wants to eat sheep! Yun Hao kicked the food that came up, the damn case was made of hardwood, and his toes hurt his heart.
You can't eat it anymore, and if you eat it again, you will grow scales. Yun Hao decided that this was Gai Suwen's punishment for himself, and sent a group of people who did not know Chinese to serve him, and ate four dishes repeatedly all day long. Whoever it is, it will go crazy after a long time. Yun Hao decided that he would never eat flying crabs again in his next life.
Hunger strike, hunger strike! Yun Hao decided to use a hunger strike to defend his right to eat meat. It's not fish, Lao Tzu wants to eat mutton and beef. If it weren't for the fact that the Koreans wouldn't be able to make geldings, Yun Hao wouldn't even let go of pork.
"Yo, what's wrong with Yun Hou? Could it be that they did not serve well or that their food was not delicious enough? A soft and greasy voice came from the door, and you didn't need to look back to know that it was Gai Suying.
"What do you say? Do you eat this every day at home? Yun Hao pointed to the four traditional Korean dishes on the ground and roared.
"What's wrong with this?" Gai Suying picked up the sea cucumber sushi on the ground, put it in his mouth and chewed it. The expression on his face was obviously enjoyment, and Yun Hao turned to his stomach when he saw it. Raw fish and sea cucumber, this thing is so fishy!
"You eat this every day?" Yun Hao's eyes widened, and he looked at Gai Suying, who had picked up another piece to taste, and asked.
"Such a good thing, my brother is reluctant to eat it. Gao Jianwu in the palace can't eat a few times a month. In order to entertain you, my brother even searched Gao Jianwu's palace. Otherwise, you think you can eat it every day? ”
"Then I still need to thank you!" Yun Hao was speechless, daring to love this thing is a high-end product in Goryeo. People specially entertain themselves, no wonder they eat like taking medicine. Those little maids look at themselves with the eyes of monsters!
"That's not how this stuff eats!" Seeing Gai Suying's eyes, Yun Hao finally lost helplessly.
"How do you eat that?"
"Take me to the kitchen!" Yun Hao warned himself a hundred times that he was not as knowledgeable as a little girl.
Gai Suying looked at Yun Hao for a while, and after making sure that Yun Hao had no intention of escaping, she took Yun Hao to the kitchen. She was curious, could a marquis of the Tang Dynasty say that he could cook?
After looking at the ingredients in the kitchen, Yun Hao decided that Gai Suying had not lied to him. In the huge kitchen, there are only a few live sea cucumbers. At this time, the sea is bitterly cold. The next time a sea catcher goes to sea, there is no difference from the oil pot in Xiadaoshan.
Pick up a kitchen knife and cut the green onion in three or two clicks. Eating sea cucumber is actually very simple, just fry the green onion. It's far better than that sea cucumber sushi. Seeing a large lump of fishy fish, it seems to be another ingredient for sea cucumber sushi.
"What kind of meat is this?" Yun Hao asked curiously, this fish must have been very huge when it was alive.
"Kun!" Smelling the smell of fried sea cucumbers with green onions, Gai Suying swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
I rub! It's a fucking luxury, whale meat with sea cucumbers, who the fuck came up with it. It's fishy, it's not a waste of things.
The knife slice a little over the whale's flesh and burn a few pieces of charcoal. I wore it with a chisel and roasted it over the fire. Smelling the aroma of whale meat, I miss cumin and chili peppers so much. It's a pity that Yun Hao only has salt at hand now.
Goryeo's rice, like the rice of Liaodong, is ripe only once a year. The rice steamed from this kind of rice is the most delicious, and a bowl of rice is filled with it. The grains of rice seem to have beads of oil. Grilled whale meat, stir-fry with green onions, ginger and garlic. Eating in his mouth, Yun Hao narrowed his eyes comfortably. This is what the fuck is what people eat!
Gai Suying looked at Yun Hao's appearance, picked up the chopsticks and took a bite. He didn't say anything, but he started to eat faster and faster.
Comfortably burped, so many days is considered a meal for a human being. Yun Hao poured a bowl of boiling water and drank it "sucking" and "sucking". Beat him to death and don't drink the so-called tea of Goryeo, Goryeo's tea is carved out of the same mold as the Tang Dynasty. Just add green onions, ginger and garlic, and add beef and mutton fat to it. Eat a belly of rice and pour a belly of oil soup. Yun Hao thinks this is a kind of destruction of life!
"I really can't imagine that Yunhou still has a magic technique of easy teeth." Gai Suying praised Yun Hao's craftsmanship while drinking the oil soup.
"It's just a trail!" Yun Hao glanced at Gai Suying with disdain who had never seen the world, and the third young lady of the Yuan family was nothing more than that.
"My brother has instructed that Yun Hou can move around the Yuan family at will. Now you know where the kitchen is, so you can cook the meals yourself. Gai Suying shook her head and walked out.
The cook looked at Yun Hao painfully, if it weren't for others telling him that this was the lord's honored guest. He must have thought that this was here to smash the field, and he had just tasted it. The things made by this master are so delicious, and the things he used to make himself are only worthy of being called pig food. Unable to satisfy the appetite of his guests, the chef considered this to be the biggest stain on his career.
The good days have finally come, and now Yun Hao cooks for himself every day. If you want to eat a few meals, you can cook a few meals, except for going to the toilet accompanied by four maids, Yun Hao can walk sideways in the Yuan house.
Every day when I arrived in the kitchen, the chef would stutter behind him. Although he didn't understand what Yun Hao said, he definitely didn't delay him stealing the teacher. Yun Hao didn't care, it would be good for him to learn the long-standing art of Chinese cuisine. Don't stay in this place all the time, thinking that Lao Tzu is the best in the world.
However, there are more or less sequelae, that is, whenever Yun Hao cooks, Gai Suying will come uninvited. After chatting with Yun Hao, he ate by the way.
The number of people rubbing rice is increasing day by day, and it started with Gai Suying. Later, it was Gai Suwen, and then Gai Suwen's younger siblings and the face-saving concubine. When Zhang Zhongjian also came to eat, Yun Hao painfully found that he had become the head chef.
"Huh! Unexpectedly, in addition to being able to make gunpowder, Yun Hou was also so proficient in the art of easy teeth. "Gai Suwen ate a piece of braised lion's head, this kind of meat is very palatable.
"It's just a trail, this man! If you lose the world, you shouldn't lose this mouth. I'm actually a lazy person, and I spend far more time scratching my mouth than doing anything else. Therefore, it is a loss for you to tie me up. Yun Hao put the shrimp on a plate, and the Koreans ate the shrimp to waste. This thing is steamed and as hard as a stone, so how can people eat it.
"No loss, no loss! I can eat the food you cook every day, and I won't lose if I tie you up this time. Zhang Zhongjian grinned, and the fist-sized lion's head was thrown into his mouth and disappeared.
"Yun Hou will definitely feel bored when he stays in the house, and tomorrow my Yuan family will organize a hunt on Peony Peak. I don't know if Yunhou is interested? "Gai Suwen is much more elegant than Zhang Zhongjian, and Zhang Zhongjian is simply a savage compared to him.
"I'm a prisoner, what do you say?" Yun Hao rolled his eyes at Gai Suwen.
"Then Yun Hou agrees! Tomorrow morning, the housekeeper will go to call Yunhou to go on the road together. "I don't know if it's because I'm relieved of Yun Hao's character, or if I want to show off my beauty tricks. Gai Suwen always intentionally or unintentionally creates opportunities for Yun Hao and Gai Suying to be together! Yun Hao felt that even if he used force to hold Gai Suying, it seemed that he would be able to hold a wedding immediately.
A few times in the morning, when I was in the sky, I had thoughts of beasts in my head. Seeing Gai Suying's appearance, Yun Hao silently pulled the blanket. He was afraid that Gai Suying would do something to him......!
It's been almost a month since he came to Goryeo, and it's the first time Yun Hao has walked out of Yuanfu. His physical strength had almost recovered, but Yun Hao still had no idea of escaping. It's cold and snowy outside, and escaping at this time is no different from committing suicide. Perhaps, this is the reason why Gai Suwen is relieved to let Yun Haoman's mansion run around.
"Yun Hou seems to be very happy today!" Gai Suying followed Yun Hao into the carriage and sat side by side with Yun Hao. There was a burst of aroma on his body, and he drilled into it along Yun Hao's nose. Damn, this girl actually put on perfume.