The reporter asked the soldier what motivates you so bravely?

The third-class meritorious hero said: Fight for the motherland!

The second-class meritorious man said: They have taken over our house and the woman!

The first-class meritorious hero said: The company commander was issued with body armor, but only later did he know that it was a padded jacket.

There was an infantryman who had been through a lot of wars and had won many medals. As soon as he got back in town, his friend introduced him to a girlfriend, and the two of them went on a date. Before he left the house, his friends gave him a lot of advice: "You may have experienced many things in the war, but there are some things you have to listen to me. First, you have to open the door for your girlfriend when you get out of the car; Second, you should help your girlfriend behind her chair when she is seated. Third, you should look at her warmly when she speaks; Fourth, you must do what she needs first, and don't let her do it. The infantryman said he remembered, and went away.

The next day, when a friend called and asked the infantry how the night had been, the infantry said in frustration: "I have no hope!" ”

So his friend asked him, "Did you forget to open the door for her?" ”

The infantryman said, "No, I opened the door for her, and she was happy!" ”

The friend asked again, "Did you forget to help her take a seat?" ”

The infantryman said, "No, I'll help her get into the seat, and she says I'm a gentleman!" ”

So my friend asked, "Are you looking around while she is talking?" ”

The infantryman said, "No, I kept looking at her, and she said that I was gentle, and that my eyes were charming!" ”

Finally, my friend asked, "Then did you let her do something by herself?" ”

The infantryman said dejectedly, "If only that were the case." When we got home, she said she was thirsty, so I ran to buy food for her." My friend said, "That's good! ”

The infantryman said, "But out of habit for many years, as soon as I pulled the can open, I threw it at her, and hid myself in the grass."

Happy moment, well, back to the point:

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