Chapter 496: People are not as good as pandas
"We... We are really nearby villagers, and we came out to hunt when we had nothing to eat, so don't get me wrong! After the villagers regained a little strength, they saw several people with cold expressions crying and explaining.
They were really scared. The man, who looked paralyzed, came up and knocked them down without saying a word, not even knowing how he was knocked down before he was beaten and crawled down. This is not over, I thought that after this man left, they would escape, and before he got up from the ground, there was another female devil, and without saying a word, he beat them up again, now it's okay, lie on the ground and don't think about it. It's a bit like thinking about what happened to you... Bitter!
"You said you had nothing to eat to hunt, so why did you shoot arrows at us? Lao Tzu was hit by an arrow in the buttocks! How do you explain that? At the mention of the wound on his buttocks, Chen Fei's teeth itched angrily.
Because no one brought medical supplies, the wound on his buttocks had not yet been bandaged, and the wind was blowing, and it was cold.
It's also thanks to the thick pants he wears, the wound is not too deep, but it is definitely uncomfortable, and it is in front of the goddess, how can he not be angry.
The hunters had a bitter face and said with a smile: "My lord, we are also forced to be helpless, there are many people hunting in the mountains around here, but there are few prey, and it is common to start a fight for a little prey, we... At first, we thought you were going to fight us. ”
"In order to order to order prey, you actually let out arrows to hurt people? Is there any royal law? Chen Fei was surprised, although he had heard that the people in Shu were fierce, but he did not expect to have to fight for the prey.
"Yes, my lord, you don't know, we are also forced by life to take up arms to defend ourselves, just waiting for others to snatch the prey......"
"Now our prey has been snatched by us!" Chen Fei unceremoniously interrupted them and pointed to the giant panda behind him, indicating that the cute thing belonged to him.
The hunters' faces turned several points gray, but they were forced to be crushed by the force of Chen Fei and the others, so they had to remain silent and acquiesce.
"What do you call this thing?" Chen Fei only knew the name giant panda, but he didn't know what it was called in ancient times, so he asked a few hunters out of curiosity.
One of the hunters spoke: "If you go back to your lordship, this beast is called a tapir beast here, its fur is soft, its flesh is delicious, and it is a rare prey......"
"Phew! You perverts! Such a cute animal is willing to kill, and it is not worth beating! Ying'er raised her small fist and waved it at a few people.
The hunters immediately retracted their necks honestly. They don't dare to mess with this little witch, and they can't be beaten again.
"Just let me buy it." Chen Fei took out a tael of silver and threw it in front of the hunters. "I don't care about the matter of the arrow, Lao Tzu doesn't have that effort, this money is not much, but it is enough for a few of you to buy meat to eat, just when I buy this giant panda... No, tapirs. ”
The hunters took the money and thanked him and praised Chen Fei constantly. I thought they would be unlucky when they met this group of people today, but they didn't expect to get a tael of silver as compensation, which can be regarded as a gain.
Although the tapir beast sold it for more than one or two pieces of silver, the few of them were already very satisfied, and they left here with a thousand thanks.
On the way back, Yan Yun'er and Ying'er took care of the giant panda, completely ignoring Chen Fei's existence, and Yin Ping saw Chen Fei's cold expression with a trace of disdain.......
Well, don't expect them to help me back, let's find a stick to carry me back.......
What's interesting is that this giant panda is very humane, and actually obediently followed them all the way back to the army.
When it appeared in the army, it immediately became the focus of everyone, for no other reason than because this guy is so cute! The cute appearance immediately attracted fans of countless old men with girlish hearts.
To Chen Fei's surprise, Cheng Chumo and Qin Huaidao actually knew giant pandas. "Oh, I'll go, isn't this Pixiu? Where did you get that? ”
"Pixiu? Do you all call it Pixiu? ”
Cheng Chumo nodded: "Someone once paid tribute to Your Majesty this thing, I saw it at that time, Uncle Changsun said that this is called Pixiu, also called tapir beast, anyway, this thing is a symbol of auspiciousness, if you can bring it back to pay tribute to Your Majesty, you will definitely be rewarded." ”
"No! It's mine. Ying'er hugged the giant panda and stared at everyone vigilantly. I found out first, it's mine! None of you are allowed to rob! ”
Everyone showed a kind smile towards Ying'er, and Cheng Chumo casually made a joke, so he didn't take it seriously.
The more troublesome is Chen Fei. Because he had been hit by an arrow in the buttocks, he couldn't ride a horse or walk, so he had to find him a flatbed truck with a layer of soft cushion underneath for him to lie on the car.
There was also a giant panda in the car, because its foot was injured and it was limping when walking, which was very inconvenient, so he also got into the car with Chen Fei and was pulled by two horses.
Fortunately, the flatbed car hooked up, which was enough for this person and a beast to lie down.
But the next scene made Chen Fei more devastated. The wound on the panda's foot was treated by two beauties, Yan Yun'er and Ying'er, while the injury on Chen Fei's ass was only treated by an obscene old military doctor, and when he treated the wound, his rough hands were still groping on Chen Fei's buttocks, giving him goosebumps layer after layer.
If the wound hadn't been taken care of, he would have wanted to kick this old unscrupulous to death.
Compared with...... I really envy the giant panda that can be served by beautiful women.
The panda seemed to feel Chen Fei's envious eyes, and actually turned his head cutely, smiled at him innocently, revealing a standard panda version of mockery.......
Nima! People don't live as well as the panda series!
I heard that pandas like to eat bamboo, and the two beauties ran far away to pick bamboo, but Chen Fei said that when he wanted to eat meat, he got two big white eyes.
So Chen Fei was hungry, but the panda on the side was holding a few bamboos and "crunching" and making a magical sound.
The two women also laughed from time to time. "Oh my God! Sister, look, it looks so cute when it eats bamboo! Wow! It's so much fun! ”
"Wow! Sister, I want to eat bamboo too! Look at how delicious it tastes! ”
"Huh? After eating the bamboo, it seems to want to eat it! Ying'er, let's go find some bamboo. ”
"Good!"
The two women who were poisoned by pandas were going to find bamboo without saying a word, and before leaving, they threw a task to Chen Fei, who was still a wounded: "You! Take care of Mengbao, or I'll come back and beat you! ”
Chen Fei said weakly: "I want to eat meat..."
"Sister, I saw a lot of bamboo there just now, let's go somewhere and get more back."
"Good!"
The two girls went farther and farther, and they didn't care about Chen Fei, who was about to go crazy.......
(End of chapter)