Chapter 312: African Liu Ba
"People say that it's better to meet by chance than to meet each other, but how did you practice the ability to eat when my family makes good things?" Yun Hao stood up and raised his glass to the eldest grandson Wuji.
The eldest grandson Wuji sat beside Sun Simiao, and Lao Dao just arched his hand to him, even if he had seen the courtesy.
I said hello all around, and the eldest grandson Wuji was not polite. Pick up a skewer of freshly roasted lamb and munch on it. The ribs are cut into large pieces of meat, and they are fragrant when eaten in the mouth. The eldest grandson Wuji was full of praise while eating.
The old guys all stopped talking, drank two sips of grape wine, and went to tease the children of the Yun family. When people are old, they just like milk dolls with the smell of milk. They are all old guys who have become fine, and they don't believe that the eldest grandson Wuji, who is a scholar and servant, will come to Lishan to eat the barbecue of the Yun family without anything.
"Everyone is gone, just say what you have to say." Yun Hao looked around helplessly, and only himself and the eldest grandson Wuji were left on the side of the stove. The head of the guard of the eldest grandson Wuji was more than ten steps away, and the majestic sea grabbed a leg of mutton, and talked while gnawing on it. The crowd was very well isolated, and no one tried to get close to the two of them.
"The queen entrusted the old husband to thank the Duke of Chu for his righteousness." The eldest grandson Wuji stroked his curly beard and said.
"Are you referring to the matter of Changsun Rong?"
"Yes! That kid is doing things Meng Lang, thank you for letting him live. In any case, it is the eldest grandson's lineage. My mother and I can't watch him die. ”
"Then I deserve it? Tell me yourself, how many sets did the old guy of the eldest grandson Shunde give me? How many times have you narrowly escaped life! This time I took care of my mother's face, do you and my mother also have to worry about my life? ”
"The eldest grandson Shunde will lead the troops in Liaodong for three years, and the eldest grandson Rong will also go to serve in front of the army. Three years later, the eldest grandson Shunde returned to Chang'an and no longer held any official position. And the eldest grandson Rong will never be allowed to return to Beijing, are you satisfied? The eldest grandson Wuji shook the grape wine in his hand, and the ice fish in it clanged.
Yun Hao knew that this was the eldest grandson Wuji negotiating with him on behalf of the eldest grandson. The matter is related to the eldest grandson family and the Yun family, and it is good to be able to do this. After all, this world is still Li Er's world. And the eldest grandson is the hostess of Datang without any controversy.
"Eldest Sun Rong has done such a big thing, can he say that he understands like this?"
"I said Chu Gong, it's okay! This time you have earned more than one million yuan in Jiangnan, why do you say you want so much money! Don't you always say that money is something that you don't bring in life and don't take it with you in death. How did you get here, I want to put money in my pocket when I see it. Let's not talk about anything else, how much do you earn by buying land and building houses in Chang'an City. The eldest grandson Wuji glanced at Yun Hao and said.
"Don't say that, you're the head of the household. You can check my family's business casually to see which one has missed the tax. Look at the nobles in Chang'an City, there are a few who don't want to pay less taxes. It's just my family, a mess of law-abiding.
When it comes to building a house, I am a reasonable and legal business. First, there is no forced buying and selling, and second, there is no abduction. I didn't rely on power to oppress the weak! The money has been earned, but you can ask the queen mother. How much of this is royal, and you think I made all the money? You look around, in this Chang'an City, the Yun family is a standard good citizen. There's no way, who made me, the Duke of Chu, not hard! ”
The eldest grandson Wuji's nose is almost crooked, and your waist is not hard. The eldest grandson, Shunde, was dignified Pi Guogong, and he was forced to go to Liaodong. Not to mention, Changsun Rong lost badly this time. This time, my uncle's family, I'm afraid that I won't be able to slow down this breath for ten years.
However, Yun Hao is really right, the Yun family's business is the most law-abiding in Chang'an City. Even the eldest grandson Wuji, who was the head of the household, had to admit that he had not found any illegal behavior of the Yun family. As long as the tax should be paid, the Yun family will always pay it as soon as possible.
The Yun family buys and sells a lot, and many of them are making money every day. But how many royal shares there are in this, the eldest grandson Wuji doesn't know. It is estimated that the eldest grandson knows, but she will not tell herself. Anyway, the eldest grandson Wuji heard that seventy percent of the internal supervision items came from the Yun family. It can be said that the emperor's family is all raised by the Yun family. Such a person still says that the waist pole is not hard?
"By the way, what is Wu Shitong going to do? Privately use official money for personal gain, and it is 800,000 yuan at a time. If such a thing is not investigated, in the future, the state government of the world will follow suit, and you, the secretary of the household department, will probably have to concurrently serve as the secretary of the criminal department. ”
"Cut the history of Yangzhou and transfer the governor of the state. In the end, it is the Yuanmou Academy, and His Majesty will always open the net. Transferring from a first-class state capital to a third-class state capital, and the land and people in that state are poor and poor, can be regarded as another kind of exile! ”
Yun Hao shook his head helplessly, Li Er could let go of this kind of thing. It seems that Li Er is really a kind-hearted master. At this time, it is simply unrealistic to want to govern the country according to law. Li Er can do this, which is already good.
Seeing that Yun Hao didn't speak, the eldest grandson Wuji smiled. He knew that this was Yun Hao's acquiescence to the matter, and it was not bad, this kid did not mean to beat the eldest grandson Shunde to death with one shot. finally saved this clan uncle, and as for the eldest grandson, Rong deserved his bad luck. It's not good to mess with anyone, but to provoke Yunhao.
The eldest grandson Wuji is gone, and the old guys are all coming back. It was a tacit understanding, and no one asked what the two of them were talking about.
"A couple of people under me are working on what you said about the teapot lid, and it seems to have hit a bottleneck. Sealing is a big problem, and if the sealing problem is solved, it seems to be a new dynamic. It can be used in many places! The fisherman said as he ate the barbecue. He has nothing but knowledge in his heart, and he has been studying it since Yun Hao told him about this new type of power.
"The sealed things have been obtained, and they will be transported to Chang'an in a few days. Why don't you think about this thing all the time, why don't you think about how to make the hot air balloon fly longer? The military department urged us several times to come up with a reliable hot air balloon. ”
"Humph! They are all idiots, and I don't know how Datang produced so many stupid generals. How many times have I said that the bottle of fire oil can't be too full, but I just don't listen. The sky exploded, and the people above had no physiology. Let us study, the old man thinks that those generals should be replaced. As soon as he mentioned this, the old fisherman was angry.
"Speaking of which, those generals are indeed a bit stupid. The hot air balloon is simply a sharp weapon for patrol and reconnaissance. In order to keep it empty for a longer time, the generals desperately added fire oil to it. This is not the alcohol that Yun Hao used back then, but the more violent fire oil. In this way, accidents became inevitable. After burning N toasters to death, the current scouts have to be forced with knives to get into the hot air balloon. The reputation of this good thing is ruined. Wen Daya also said indignantly.
Yun Hao was speechless, the generals of this year. If you can read and write, you are an intellectual, and if you can read books, you are a high-level intellectual. If you can write smooth official documents, a Confucian general's hat will be firmly worn on your head. Do you expect them to know about thermal expansion and contraction, or do you expect them to understand the problem of air buoyancy?
It is impossible to change generals, Li Er can let Wu Shitong go by one yard. Not to mention the old subordinates who follow themselves to fight the world! However, it is possible to return to the furnace, and Li Er has already ordered some young generals to return to Chang'an. Among them, there is the Hou Junji of Lord Chen Guogong. thought of Qi Biao and Lai Shun'er, who had eaten sand with Hou Junji for a few years. Yun Hao shook his head, a few years have passed, and he doesn't know what happened to this pair of living treasures. Anyway, in two months, they will return to Chang'an.
Speaking of this, Duke Chu still prepared some money. The academy wanted to establish a martial arts research institute, but His Majesty gave the land but did not give the money. Wen Daya suddenly looked at Yun Hao with a smile.
"I knew ......!" Yun Hao shook his head helplessly, more than a million are hot! It's really fucking hard to take!
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"Husband! You said that our family should accept two more concubines, this child seems to be too few. Zhang Miaoke put his arms around Yun Hao's neck and made a cat-like meow from his mouth.
This mother-in-law is terrible, she always thinks that her precious son has too few brothers. In the future, he will not be able to help his son support this family business, with the continuous expansion of the Yun family. Zhang Miaoke believes that Yun Hao needs to have more sons. Anyway, his son is the eldest son, and how many sons are constantly born in those concubines, and how powerful those sons are. The head of the Yun family, as well as her husband's title, can only be passed on to her son.
These days, I'm constantly making small moves underneath. The purpose is to stuff people into Yun Hao's bed. If Yun Hao nodded, the backyard would have been overcrowded long ago.
It should be a very sexually blissful thing, and many men think so. Yun Hao is sure that they definitely don't have so many wives. This kind of thing, only when you are there is it to know whether it is sexual happiness or his mother's misfortune.
No matter which man it is, he is surrounded by several women who want to have children and want to go crazy. Squeeze night after night, and don't give up until the last drop is squeezed. Not every man can enjoy that kind of pain. Yun Hao felt that his hair had fallen out a lot, and his waist would be sore when he woke up in the morning. That's still only four wives, if you get a few more. Yun Hao felt that he could do it without being forty years old.
Although it is good to have many wives, you still have to be a heavy kidney! I heard that Liu Hongji, that old guy, has reached the point where he can't do it without taking the medicine of the tiger and wolf. Oh my God! There are more than 100 concubines, and it takes more than three months for one person to rotate a day. How did this old guy persevere, I have to admire Kui Guogong's perseverance. Yun Hao felt that Liu Hongji should be given a plaque of the male god of perseverance to show his full drive.
In my last life, I watched a very nonsense Hong Kong movie, and there was a line in it that was not very nonsense. Everything cannot be done, everything is done, and fate will end early. (With this sentence alone, I would like to remind the majority of hard-working male book friends.) )
This is idleness, Yun Hao decided to shut up this bitch. Soon the sound of "chirping" and "chirping" sounded, and Zhang Miaoke cooperated very well and no longer mentioned the matter of taking a concubine. It's a cat-like murmur from its mouth! It's still a cat ...... in February and August!
When he got up in the morning, Yun Hao felt that his back was sore and sore. Especially the position of the tail vertebrae, the taste is indescribably uncomfortable. Could it be that he worked too hard last night and had a herniated disc in his waist? Yun Hao felt that it was necessary to go to Lao Sun to have a look. Lumbar loss is a disease that hurts really badly, much worse than a toothache. The most important thing is that once a man has a disc protrusion, many positions can be locked. If you want to forcibly unlock it, you have to risk being paralyzed in bed.
This thing is strange, Yun Hao's face in the mirror is yellow. But when I was eating in the morning, I saw Zhang Miaoke in good spirits. It seems that last night, it was she who said that she was going to die. The skin, in particular, is so tender that it can almost drip water. The face is like a child's buttocks, or a shelled egg. Not only is it creamy, but it also has a shiny glow.
There is no ploughed land, only tired oxen. Makes a fucking sense!
"Eat an egg!" The old lady put an egg in Yun Hao's bowl, and just wanted to thank the old lady. But I saw the wolf-like eyes of the remaining three wives, my God. A pack of she-wolves! It's still the eldest son who is obedient, and he puts the chicken thighs in his bowl into his father's bowl with snot. "Daddy, eat chicken legs!"
What a good boy! Yun Hao felt that failing to make him more brothers was his own serious irresponsibility. But son, dad really tried his best. If it goes on like this, Daddy is not far from ****. I guess you don't want to lose your father's love too soon!
Unable to stay at home, Yun Hao decided to run away from home. Go to Lao Sun for a few days, and if you continue like this, you won't have to lift it.
He was about to summon his minions to go out, when suddenly Liu Da walked in with a black man. When that guy saw Yun Hao, he bowed his head without saying a word. Helped it up and carefully identified it, and it turned out that this was Liu Ba, the housekeeper of Lingnan at home!
After three years of living in Lingnan, a fair-skinned descendant has become an African. Except that his hair is not curly, he is really not much different from black people. Yun Hao felt that it was absolutely irresponsible to let him go to Lingnan without making up sunscreen.
"Master Hou! The villain is fortunate to be alive, and the things you want have been brought back to you. Liu Ba said, offering a small wooden bucket with both hands.