Chapter 700: Tongue Battle Zhuge Liang
After the wine and food came up, Lu Bu drove all the maids and entourage who were serving.
Personally picked up the wine jug, poured two glasses of wine, and put one of the glasses of wine in front of Zhuge Liang.
"Come, Kong Ming, fill this cup!"
Zhuge Liang has always been cautious and never drinks.
But today, Zhuge Liang has already sprouted the will to live and die.
Just like Lu Bu said, you are not even afraid of death, are you still afraid of drinking?
I've never tasted wine in my life, so let's taste it before you die.
Zhuge Liang picked up his wine glass, greeted Lu Bu, and then drank it all.
Cough! Cough! Cough!
After a glass of wine, Zhuge Liang couldn't help coughing again and again.
After a long time, he finally recovered, and couldn't help but say with a bitter face: "This wine is spicy and bitter, not good at all, I really don't understand why so many people like him." β
Lu Bu couldn't help laughing and said, "When you get used to drinking it, you will like it too!" Come, come, full, full! β
Lu Bu served wine three times in a row, and Zhuge Liang was also open, and the comer did not refuse, and he had three glasses with Lu Bu.
After three glasses of wine, Zhuge Liang's face was as red as Guan Yu, he had a big tongue when he spoke, and his body was shaking slightly.
Seeing Zhuge Liang's state at the moment, Lu Bu couldn't help but smile slightly.
I didn't expect Zhuge Liang's alcohol to be so bad, it was only three glasses of wine, and he was drunk.
Lu Bu couldn't help but ask Zhuge Liang: "Kong Ming, have you heard the story of sitting in a well and watching the sky?" β
Hearing Lu Bu's post, Zhuge Liang smiled slightly, knowing that Lu Bu wanted to take the opportunity to persuade himself.
Zhuge Liang wanted to see how Lu Bu would admonish himself.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but smile and said: "I haven't heard of it, I want to hear it in detail, and Liang is willing to listen to it!" β
Lu Bu couldn't help but say: "Say, there is a frog in the well, and you can only see a narrow sky through the mouth of the well. The frog thought that the sky was only as big as it could see.
One day, a small bird flew over and landed on the edge of the well. The frog asked the bird, "Friend, where are you from?" β
The little bird said to the frog, "I have flown more than a hundred miles from heaven, and I am thirsty, so come down and get some water to drink!" β
Hearing the bird's words, the frog couldn't help but laugh and said, "Don't brag, the sky is so big, have you flown so far?" β
The little bird said to the frog, "You are so naΓ―ve, the sky is boundless, and the sky is very big!" β
The frog said confidently, "This is impossible, I sit in the well every day and watch the sky, how can it be wrong?" β
The little bird smiled and said, "The sky is really big, if you don't believe it, jump out of the well and take a look!" β
After finishing speaking, Lu Bu picked up the wine glass and drank it all.
Zhuge Liang couldn't help frowning and asked, "Your Majesty, is your story finished?" β
Lu Bu nodded and said, "Yes, my story is finished!" β
Zhuge Liang smiled slightly and asked, "Your Majesty, I don't know what you want to say to me?" β
Lu Bu Zhengse said to Zhuge Liang: "Kong Ming, in fact, you and I are both frogs in the well, why don't we jump out together to see how big the sky is?" β
Zhuge Liang laughed and said, "Your Majesty, this statement is too alarmist, right?" How can humans be the same as frogs? Although people may not be able to travel all over the world, they can understand it through reading! If the literati don't go out, they know the affairs of the world. His Majesty's use of the frog of respect to describe Yu Liang seems too ironic, right? β
Hearing Zhuge Liang's words, Lu Bu couldn't help but laugh loudly.
"Hahahaha, hahahaha!"
Lu Bu laughed crookedly, if he hadn't been holding on to the table, he would have fallen down a long time ago.
Seeing Lu Bu laughing so presumptuously, Zhuge Liang couldn't help but say angrily: "I don't know why Your Majesty is laughing? β
Lu Bu Zhengse asked: "Kong Ming, you don't think you're a frog in the well, so let me ask you, do you know whether the land we live in is square or round?" β
Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and said with a smile: "It has long been mentioned in this book that the sky is round and the place is round, and the land we live in is the center of the world!" β
Lu Bu smiled slightly: "So, what if I want to tell you that the earth we live on is actually round?" β
Zhuge Liang sneered and said: "This is impossible, if the earth is round, wouldn't the people living under the ball fall down long ago?" β
Lu Bu Zhengse said: "Then let me ask you, if the earth is not round, why is there a big ship sailing in the distance when you are on the beach." Do we always see the sails first, then slowly the masts, and finally the hull? β
"Why do thrown stones end up falling to the ground? Why isn't it suspended in the air? Why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? Why is there day and night, spring, summer, autumn and winter? β
"This, thisβ"
For Lu Bu's question, Zhuge Liang didn't know how to answer.
On the surface, Lu Bu's problem does not seem to be a problem at all.
Do you need to ask why?
This is how it should be, of course the stone will fall to the ground!
The sun originally rises in the east and sets in the west, so naturally there are days and nights, spring, summer, autumn and winter.
But why is all this?
Lu Bu continued: "Presumably you have also seen countless stars in the sky, right? However, what you don't know is that every star in the sky is a planet. β
"Many of them are much larger than the earth we grew up on! Do you know how many such planets there are in the sky? Are there any human beings living on these planets? β
"This, this can't be, how can a star be that big?"
Lu Bu's words completely subverted Zhuge Liang's cognition, and he couldn't understand it at all.
Lu Bu continued: "Why do you think it's impossible? If you think about it, when you stand on the top of the mountain and look at the people below, you feel as small as ants. The farther away you are, the smaller the things you see. β
"So, how far away are the stars in the sky? At such a distance, you see that the stars are only a little bigger, but when you look closer, how big do you think they will be? β
"This, thisβ"
It seems that this is really the truth, and for a while, Zhuge Liang couldn't help but waver.
Lu Bu didn't give Zhuge Liang time to think about it at all, and then said: "One day, we can make a car that can run by itself without manpower." Sooner or later, we can build airplanes that can fly in the sky! β
"Not only that, but we're going to be able to build a spaceship that can fly off Earth, and we'll go to the moon, we'll go to Mars, we'll go to all the stars we can see."
"This, this is impossible!"
Lu Bu smiled slightly and said, "How can it be impossible? I can tell you right now that I have now manufactured an electric car that can run by itself without human control! Within ten years, an airplane will be built! β