After a burst of laughter, Wan Hua said to Liu Zhong: "Since you are the descendant of the old Liu family, then you will tell you this story, but I can tell you first, you kid don't make it up!" ”

"Of course, of course, how dare I talk nonsense about this ancestor, and I don't dare to borrow a few guts!" Liu Zhong agreed.

Then Liu Zhong cleared his throat and said proudly: "In the last years of the Qin Dynasty, the emperor was absurd and unreasonable, and he chose tens of thousands of concubines from all over the world to serve him as a man, this is really unreasonable, this woman is all his own, how can you let other men live!" ”

Wan Hua couldn't help but shout when he heard this: "Can you kid talk well!" ”

Liu Zhong hurriedly nodded to Wan Hua and said, "Hey, hey, say it well." ”

Then Liu Zhong straightened out his thoughts again, and said: "Anyway, it's the imperial court, the imperial court is useless, and the people can't survive, so the people are pulling the flag and rebelling!" ”

With a "snap", I saw Liu Zhong slam his hands suddenly, slapped his face, and said excitedly: "At this moment, in my hometown of Napei County, suddenly there was a golden light in the sky, burning like fire, my ancestor God came down to earth, rescued the suffering, and came to this world.

And then he took a group of Zipei County Fa Xiao together to embark on the grand journey of overthrowing tyranny, these Fa Xiao is also amazing, that is also a heavenly god monarch, was sent to assist my ancestors to fight the world, this way is to kill the white snake, slaughter the dog bear, kill the Peng Jing, kill the demon fox, that is to kill all the demons and monsters cleanly, and finally overthrow the court, and return the world to the world! ”

When Wanhua and Tang Shan heard this, they looked at each other helplessly, and they both saw the same sentence in each other's eyes: What a good legend of hegemony, how did it become Journey to the West!

Wanhua Tangshan and the two listened helplessly, Guozhen, Shirong, and Fagen were all listening to the strength of their bodies, it seems that this Liu Zhong didn't go to tell the story, it's really a waste of talent!

The more Liu Zhong spoke, the more energetic he became, and then continued: "But who would have thought that when it came to the final division of the princes of the world, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, actually disobeyed the order of King Huai and assigned my ancestor to Hanzhong and became a king of Hanzhong, this was originally going to be the king of Guanzhong, how good Guanzhong is, there is money and food, and there are many beauties, there is a fart in Hanzhong, let alone beauties all year round, and the sow can't see one,

As the old saying goes, it is tolerable, but it is unbearable, so my ancestor resolutely raised the banner of resisting Xiang Yu's tyranny, and embarked on a road full of hardships!

My ancestor god is powerful when he descends to earth, and he beat down that level at once, and he has this evil breath, but Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, is not easy to mess with, he is also the reincarnation of a god in the sky, he used to be in the sky and my ancestor did not deal with it, but now this is in the mortal world, then he still fights when he sees it, but he is very good at fighting!

My ancestor was beaten by him, I don't know how many times he has been defeated, it's really unreasonable, but fortunately, my ancestor has a buddy named Xiao He, that's really a good hand inside and out!

As long as my ancestor loses the battle, then Xiao He will select soldiers for my ancestor in Guanzhong, prepare grain and grass, and in a blink of an eye, he wants people and people, and he wants grain and grain, and if he is defeated, he will pick again, and if he is defeated, he will pick again, anyway, he will be an inexhaustible soldier and an inexhaustible grain!

In this way, my ancestor finally seized the opportunity and surrounded that Xiang Yu, this battle is terrible, that scene is really unspeakable, how many people are there in Xiang Yu? 500,000!

"Wow"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but exclaim, so many people!

"How many people are there in my ancestor? Million! ”

"Ahh Million! ”

Now everyone was even more shocked, how many people are these eight million! One person can cause a flood if they pee!

Only Wanhua and Tang Shan were holding a cup of tea in their hands, looking at Liu Zhong's foaming appearance, there was really no way to take him! This eloquence, it seems that he should really set up a platform for him to be the storyteller!

Liu Zhong continued: "This battle was fought for nine hundred and eighty-one days without closing the eyes, it was really dark, day and night, and in the end, the wall was drowned by the blood of the soldiers, and it became Wujiang!" ”

"Poof!" "Poof!"

Wan Hua and Tang Shan didn't pay attention, and they choked on the mouthful of tea that Liu Zhong said, and the tea was squirting far away, and they kept coughing there.

Seeing Wanhua like this, Liu Zhong hurriedly walked up, patted Wanhua on the back, and said with a concerned face: "Master Hu, what's wrong with you?" You okay! ”

Wanhua waved his hand at him and said, "You kid go back and continue, this is too good, too good, go on!" ”

Liu Zhong nodded seriously and said, "Thank you for the praise of the tiger master, you can look at the tiger master!" ”

After speaking, Liu Zhong walked back excitedly, and then said to everyone: "Although this feather can fight, it can't stand the number of my ancestors, think about it, eight million, this is eight million pigs, then rushing over can also kill Xiang Yu, not to mention the heavenly soldiers and generals led by my ancestors!" Then does he Xiang Yu still have the reason to be undefeated?

In the end, Xiang Yu had no choice, so he had to kill himself against Wujiang, but the angry people are here, you say that you Xiang Yu will die if you want to die, and he will kill his wife Yu Ji before he dies, which is not authentic.

You don't know how beautiful that Yu Ji is, the history books say that the moon in the sky saw Yu Ji, that is because he felt that he had no face to see people, and obediently hid in the clouds, not only the moon, but even the fish in the water, when he saw the beautiful Yu Ji, it was all ashamed of himself, and he sank to the bottom of the water!

You say it has to be pretty! It's a waste of a peerless beauty like this, where do you talk about reasoning! Do you think this feather should be damned? ”

"Damn, damn it, what kind of thing is this war and killing my wife!"

"Isn't it, if you can't win, you can't win, and you still pull your wife up when you die, this is really blind to such a peerless beauty! You said that such a beautiful beauty followed him like this! ”

In the end, Liu Zhong patted his chest proudly and said: "After defeating Xiang Yu, my ancestor finally overcame all difficulties, became the emperor, and created the Han Dynasty for four hundred years. ”