Chapter 169: The Tailgating Pervert
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Jiang Nan rubbed the tip of his nose with his fingers, and deliberately put his nose in front of Yin Caixin, and took a deep breath, "You have a unique smell on your body, so no matter how easy you are, I can find out." ”
"What smell?"
"The 'sassy' smell of the fox!"
"Die!"
Yin Caixin was unceremoniously, throwing his 'leg' was a kick, but he was easily dodged by Jiangnan.
"From Shanghai to Kyoto, from Kyoto to Ice City, I plan to follow me all the time?"
To be honest, Jiang Nan 'quite admires' Yin Caixin's patience, if it were an ordinary person, he would have left long ago after getting the antidote.
Then I found myself every month and asked for an antidote, but this guy was good, and he followed him from beginning to end.
I can't get rid of it if I want to!
"When will my poison be completely resolved, and when will I leave."
No matter how this sounds, it has another meaning, that is, you better hurry up and give me all the antidotes, otherwise I will always follow you and annoy you to death.
Jiang Nan naturally understood the meaning, and smiled: "If you want to be a fart worm, then you can follow, there is a beautiful 'girl' to follow, and my face is also bright!" ”
Jiangnan doesn't matter at all, men and 'women' are still different in this regard, 'women' are very tired of men always pestering themselves, but men are different, as long as they are beautiful, they can be entangled as much as they want, and the more the better.
Walking out of the mall, night has fallen.
The whole ice city is brightly lit, like twinkling stars in the sky!
Rows of street lamps illuminate the night and make the night dark; The opening of night markets makes this night 'fine' colorful, and the 'girls' and children' with heavy makeup and 'flowers' appear on the streets, so that your night is no longer lonely!
Walking on the bustling streets, Jiangnan leisurely admires this brightly lit city, because of the heavy snow a few days ago, you can see colorful 'colored' ice sculptures everywhere.
That's what it is...... The beauty of my hometown!
The scenery of the hometown is beautiful, and the people are even more beautiful, especially the 'female' people who haunt the night.
Especially around 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, walking on the street, at least half of the ten 'women' who are dressed as 'glamorous' are standing on the street.
They pull people on the street, negotiate prices on the street, and finally go straight to the hotel, of course, if you want to take them home.
It's really a business 'woman' who doesn't know the hatred of the country, and a 'woman' who doesn't know how tired the fungus is!
Because men love grass, and ji 'women' love money!
Men fall in love with their conscience, and 'female' people close their eyes and pretend to be high-'tide'!
Everyone's life is not special acting, men can't guess the hearts of 'women', and 'women' will never know how much 'private' money men hide.
Of course, in addition to these 'women' standing on the street, there are still many serious 'women' children, most of whom are white-collar workers who work during the day, and after a tiring day, they go to nightclubs or bars to play in an attempt to relieve their relaxation. However, they sometimes talk about work at night, and the place where they talk about work is the nightclub, bar and other places that are in the moon.
After going to the familiar snack street to 'wander' around, filling up the hungry stomach, and packing some by the way, Jiangnan was ready to go back to the tube building to have a look.
It was at this time that Jiangnan discovered that Yin Caixin, a 'female' person, turned out to be a complete foodie. She walked out of the snack street, and she was still soaking in it, searching for delicious snacks regardless of her image.
Even Jiang Nan reminded me that I was leaving, do you want to continue to keep up, the other party didn't care at all, and replied with a 'confused' answer, let's go, I have my way to find you.
In order to eat, I gave up the life-saving antidote!
Foodies do this, who else?
Walking on the boring street, there are mostly 'women' who have been baptized by 'makeup' and 'plastic surgery', if you ask her if she has been redone, she will be very modest to say that she has undergone plastic surgery.
It's like those celebrities, they went to South Korea to have plastic surgery, and they swore that they went to South Korea to study, and they really treated the audience as blind!
In fact, the serious 'girl' child has already come home at this point.
These 'women' couldn't arouse Jiangnan's interest at all, and they didn't even bother to glance at them.
At this moment, a 'female' voice that made the man's body weak and only hard floated into Jiang Nan's ears.
"Handsome guy, handsome guy!"
A 'girl' child with a coat on her upper body and stockings on her lower body blocked the way to Jiangnan, and she didn't know how she could bear it on such a cold day?
There is an old saying: people are cold 'legs', dogs are cold-mouthed!
Once a person's 'legs' are cold, the whole body will feel cold, and if the dog's mouth is cold, then the whole body will also be cold.
If you don't believe me, you can observe it when the weather is cold, and you will find that the dog has its mouth under its belly.
I don't know if she is cold in such thin stockings, so forget it, Jiang Nan also found that she wore thick makeup on her face, how awkward it looked.
However, listening to this voice, it should be no older than Jiang Nan, and after sweeping the 'girl' child up and down, Jiang Nan said casually: "Auntie, is there something wrong?" ”
"Auntie? Who's your name, Auntie? ”
"Forehead ......"
The corners of Jiangnan's mouth twitched, this 'female' child is still 'quite 'fair' tempered, but in this century, which 'female' child has no temper? Hurry up and speak, "That'...... Sister, what's the matter? ”
"Do I look that old?" The girl's eyes widened.
"And what do I call you?"
"Beautiful 'girl'!"
seems to be very satisfied with his appearance, and the tone of the 'girl' child is full of great confidence.
"Speaking with a clear conscience, I'm afraid of being struck by lightning!"
You wear so much makeup, the hell knows what you look like? Beautiful 'chicken' and 'hair'! Jiang Nan complained for a while in his heart, and took advantage of the moment when the 'female' child was about to open his mouth to refute, and hurriedly continued, "Sister, do you buy paint at home?" ”
"Huh?"
The 'girl' child didn't understand what Jiangnan meant.
"Look at you, you are painting your face when you go out, this is advertising, and it's a mobile signboard, so dedicated!"
"You...... You, you, you, you're the one who sells paint, what a broken eye! ”
The 'girl' was so childish that she almost turned her back on it, and she spoke directly with a big tongue.
"That's what you said wrong, I'm a face seller, just brush my face wherever I go."
"Narcissism! It's so thick-skinned!! ”
"That's because you're short-sighted, so you can't buy contact lenses, and they're not expensive! Well, I'm too lazy to talk to you on the road, so why don't you do it, Sayonala! ”
But the 'girl' child seemed to really have something to ask Jiangnan for help, and as soon as Jiangnan took a step, the 'girl' child stopped in front of her again.
"Sorry! I don't want to play tonight, you find someone else! ”
"You think of me as a young lady?"
"No...... Be...... Is it?
Jiang Nan paused, his eyes glanced at the 'girl' child again, and he looked like a 'woman' standing on the street.
"Of course not! There are two 'perverted' wolves who are molesting me, you hurry up and protect me! ”
As he spoke, the 'girl' child had already hid behind Jiang Nan, and stretched out her hand to point to the 'yin' dark alley in the distance.